I’m A Male Mom in a Nightmare GameCh50 - Not Coaxed Yet

The director of the hospital, Director Huang, has been replaced by Director Xu. Apart from Yu Kongyou contributing a casual “damn,” no one seems to care.

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Playing the role of a behind-the-scenes manipulator is not a good thing, as nobody would notice if things go wrong or if someone dies. With the change in the hospital director, the hospital continues its daily routine as if nothing has happened.

 

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“Congratulations to Director Xu for taking over the hospital,” Yu Kongyou applauds, praising Xu Yintang’s efficiency. “The situation has suddenly changed!”

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He thought Xu Yintang was planning how to escape, but he was too naive. True warriors don’t avoid problems; they only deal with the ones causing the problems.

 

Xu Yintang smiled helplessly, “The duck and the frame are all there; I can only put the duck on the frame.”

 

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He swears that this wasn’t planned in advance; it’s a series of coincidences that pushed him into this position. While he did have some small ideas for the hospital, he was also prepared to stabilize Tian Jiao and Huang Shiping. Who could have expected that the curiosity that hadn’t surfaced in so many years would lead him to face the ghostly statue face to face? He couldn’t just turn around and walk away as if he hadn’t seen anything.

 

So, the skill of “Blood and Flesh Genesis” was a tactic that Xu Yintang came up with on the spot at the entrance of the basement. He thought that by risking it all, he could take away something valuable. Unexpectedly, the ghostly statue turned out to be the core of the hospital. Controlling the ghostly statue meant controlling the entire hospital, and Doctor Xu directly became Director Xu.

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From the results, it seems like a good thing. However, besides contributing enough blood using the skill, Xu Yintang had to offer himself for Tian Jiao to bite, causing all three children to get angry. He hasn’t been able to calm them down since.

 

It’s a headache.

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Much more than his wounds.

 

The wounds caused by the ghostly statue are accompanied by a corrupting force that hinders the normal healing of Xu Yintang’s enhanced recovery ability. The bite on his neck still hasn’t healed, and the tearing from the neck to the shoulder, as well as the extensive burns on his hands and chest, look gruesome.

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Third Flora, while sobbing, directs her butterflies to eat away the dirty energy on her mother’s wounds. Xu Yintang’s head throbs with pain.

 

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He doesn’t care much about his own injuries and doesn’t feel much pain. However, faced with the intense reactions of his three cubs to his charred and bloody injuries, especially Third Flora, who witnessed the entire process of her mother being injured, the crying hasn’t stopped. The large group of butterflies swarms into Xu Yintang’s shadow, and no matter how he tries to comfort them, it’s futile.

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—When Xu Yintang opened the door to the basement and found that the situation was not right, he forcibly ordered Third Flora to wait at the door and not enter. The flames of the ghostly statue burned dozens of butterflies that hadn’t had time to fly away. Third Flora was startled and stunned, and her mother fell down in front of her with injuries all over.

 

That scene left a serious psychological shadow on Third Flora. She panics when she is a few meters away from her mother, and the butterflies flutter around like headless flies, crying and calling for her mother, breaking people’s hearts.

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Little Darling and Second Treasure developed a strong aversion to the pet space. They can’t even bear to hear the word. Second Treasure would rather stuff himself back into his mother’s belly to protect him at all times. Little Darling, who is usually obedient and gentle, strongly resists and forcefully suppresses Xu Yintang, who is injured but not staying put, not accepting any opposition from him.

 

This also led to Yu Kongyou, who came to complain about the noise disturbance, not being able to speak. Instead, he couldn’t help but whistle at Xu Yintang, who was half-dressed and exposed, as if he were inviting someone to pick and choose.

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It’s quite rogue and street-smart.

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Yu Kongyou circled around Xu Yintang and sighed loudly, commenting that this scene is really not suitable for children.

 

—The young man’s pale skin was torn and tattered, like bruises and cracks on a white rose. His eyes were half-closed, lazily curled up in the horrifying tentacles, and the colorful light and shadow from the butterfly wings illuminated him, revealing a kind of carnal yet sacred, decadent beauty almost nearing death.

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Xu Yintang looked up at Yu Kongyou drifting around and lazily yawned, “Do you have something to do?”

 

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Yu Kongyou honestly spread his hands, “Nothing, just idle.”

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“I thought you might want to send Xu ZhongPing back.” Xu Yintang had already taken out Xu ZhongPing’s medical records, preparing to approve his discharge, but Yu Kongyou said it wasn’t urgent.

 

“He might not be able to leave if he stays too long.”

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Xu ZhongPing hadn’t been in the hospital for long, and as long as the hospital director, Xu Yintang, agreed, he could be released.

 

Xu Yintang had already sent away a group of patients, including Zhang Ping and Li Hang, who were almost driven crazy by the hospital. These patients retained their self-awareness and communication abilities, unlike Xu Yintang, who had become symbiotic with the hospital due to prolonged stay. 

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With proper memory clearing and some professional psychological counseling upon release, they could gradually return to normal life within a year or two, treating the hospital as a nightmare.

 

Xu Yintang contacted Xiao Qing for help in receiving the discharged patients. Xiao Qing agreed readily without asking too many details and thanked him for rescuing Zhang Ping and Li Hang. Although Xu Yintang claimed it was their own luck and incidental help, Xiao Qing seemed to credit Xu Yintang for saving their lives.

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Xiao Qing even created a special auction in the system store with a minimum bid of 1 point, using this channel to send Xu Yintang a jade Guanyin and a peach wood sword, considering them as a thank-you gift from Zhang Ping and Li Hang’s families.

 

Both families were sincere, but Xu Yintang and his three cubs, strictly speaking, were considered as the “evil” and “calamity” in the context of warding off evil and disaster. Thus, when these items reached Xu Yintang’s hands, they were treated as unwanted and were not only unappreciated but also despised by Yu Kongyou. Finally, Xu Yintang sold them back to Xiao Qing.

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It wasn’t that Xu Yintang thought these items were bad; it’s just that his three children, along with himself, were strictly speaking the “evil” and “calamity” in warding off evil and disaster. It would be better to send him enough coke for him to drink for a while. 

 

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Unfortunately, as an injured person, Xu Yintang could only drink hot water under the watchful eyes of his three cubs. He looked around for potential suspects to instill this useless knowledge in his children – well, there was only Yu Kongyou.

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So, is Yu Kongyou really not planning to leave with Xu ZhongPing early? Doesn’t he want to see the big world outside?

 

“I’d like to, but PingPing has to agree.”

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Staying in the hospital would be very painful for Xu ZhongPing, but letting him go might result in Yu Kongyou losing an eye for a mistake.

 

Yu Kongyou shrugged, seemingly carefree, “It’s good for PingPing to stay here. With our Director Xu watching over him, no one dares to touch him. Life is also peaceful and quiet.”

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“Just a small suggestion,” Yu Kongyou gestured with his fingers in a tiny gesture, “Can we improve the food? Look at our PingPing, he’s too thin. It breaks my heart to see him like this.”

 

Xu Yintang said, “He was like this when he came in.”

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The hospital food might be bad, but it had kept him healthy and robust. Yu Kongyou shook his head, saying it was impossible. According to him, PingPing used to be a plump little dumpling. Every time there was a sports class, the flesh on his body would jiggle with every step, and his face would be so full of meat that you couldn’t see his eyes when he smiled. It must be the hospital food that made him so thin.

 

Recalling the always pale and sunken-faced Xu ZhongPing, Xu Yintang couldn’t imagine what he would look like when he was chubby.

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However, he nodded and agreed to improve the food, as Xu ZhongPing needed to eat even if he didn’t. Yu Kongyou’s eyes lit up with more (spoiled) ideas for Xu Yintang — you see, there’s a large area of unused land behind the hospital on the hill. With the discharge of a group of patients, a considerable number of nurses and caregivers would have nothing to do. So, why not send them to cultivate the land on the hill? Fresh ingredients would make even plain water boiling not taste bad.

 

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And then there’s that smelly pond in the garden where many patients have drowned. Cleaning up the water and raising fish would be excellent. Grass carp, black carp, flower carp — all good varieties that are both edible and can grow well. It would be even better to raise chickens, ducks, geese, and piglets in the garden. This way, the hospital’s meat and egg supply would also be guaranteed, and well-raised geese could even help guard the hospital. Just like having bodyguards with dogs, they would have caretakers with geese, something unique!

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Xu Yintang hadn’t responded to Yu Kongyou’s proposal yet. A black leather notebook on the table wriggled and struggled to jump out on its own. Yu Kongyou leaned in to take a look, and saw rapid strokes of ink appearing on the blank pages, expressing vehement opposition to turning the Happy Healing Hospital into a Happy Farm. He couldn’t help but exclaim, “Quite articulate.”

 

Without looking at Yu Kongyou’s reaction, Xu Yintang pressed down the notebook. Little Darling immediately wrapped its tentacles around the notebook, tossed it far away, and tucked it into the deepest part of the cabinet, locking the door securely. Third Flora even deployed several butterflies to guard it closely.

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If Xu Yintang hadn’t warned them not to act, this thing would have been devoured by his three children before it reached his mother.

 

Thinking about how to explain the origin of this thing to Yu Kongyou, Xu Yintang found himself too comfortable nestled in Little Darling’s cool and soft tentacles. He started to yawn and explained, “This is the condensed effort of the former hospital director.”

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— Huang Shiping used the cocoon created by the Ghost Lady Statue he had spent his whole life making. He mixed Huang Shiping’s and Tian Jiao’s souls like seeds in the cocoon, and with the influence of the Blood Flesh Birth skill, they blended indescribably, generating this notebook that seemed cultured. It can be said that it was indeed the condensed effort of Huang Shiping.

 

From the system’s perspective, this cocoon was considered a failed transformation, but with a failure rate of 50%, it wasn’t surprising that it wasn’t successful. The thing generated from the cocoon lacked clear consciousness and spiritual essence. At best, it could be considered a semi-intelligent tool mixed with some of Tian Jiao and Huang Shiping’s residual thoughts and memories. It was classified as a tool rather than a pet under the category of a “Question and Answer Notebook.”

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However, for Xu Yintang, this failure was just right. Otherwise, this piece of dubious origin wouldn’t have survived three days among his children.

 

With the knowledge boost from the notebook, Xu Yintang suddenly taking over the hospital wasn’t entirely blind. Any management problem he didn’t understand could be quickly answered by the notebook, making it easy for him to manage the hospital. Even during boring times of lying down, he could force the notebook to tell him a joke.

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Xu Yintang told a joke he had just learned from the notebook, and Yu Kongyou laughed along, assuring him of his support for the transformation plan of turning Happy Healing Hospital into a Happy Farm.

 

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The newly appointed Director Xu had no plans for the future development of the hospital. After sending away the treatable patients and stopping the inhumane treatments, a large number of patients and caregivers were left with nothing to do. Since Yu Kongyou was so enthusiastic, he was happy to let him take charge. If Yu Kongyou was willing, he could be the director.

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“I Don’t dare,” Yu Kongyou declined, “My family’s PingPing can’t handle this.”

 

“Alright.” Xu Yintang didn’t force it, found a reliable contact through Xiao Qing, and used his director privileges to grant Yu Kongyou management and external liaison permissions. He then honestly lay down and nursed his injuries under the surveillance of his cubs, successfully recovering quite well before the start of the next dungeon.

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And he successfully calmed down his cubs.

 

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At this moment, outside the window, caregivers, under Yu Kongyou’s guidance, were clearing mud and cultivating the land on the hill. The garden in front of the third ward, full of withered grass and dead poplars, was being leveled to transform into a vegetable garden. 

 

Patients in good mental condition were brought out to loosen the soil and breathe in the fresh air. It was a beautiful scene of harmonious co-building of a new home for doctors and patients.

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In the room, Xu Yintang covered himself with the soft goose down quilt he brought back from the Fair Hotel. He patiently comforted his restless cubs, who were unusually agitated because they were placed in the pet space. 

 

In the relaxed and pleasant atmosphere, he clicked into the new game, full of anticipation for the new world he would see when he opened his eyes.

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Author’s Note –

This is not the fourth cub, not the fourth cub, not the fourth cub.

Important words said three times. ONW1sx

 

If this were the fourth cub, it wouldn’t survive three days in the hands of the three brothers.

It might even be destroyed before birth [distant gaze]

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And why does everyone think that Mother Xu Yingtang’s physique has a 50% failure rate?

He’s a man with 90 willpower who has failed five times in a row.

 

But the half-dressed, lying on Little Darling’s body, entwined with tentacles and a with a sluggish expression… sPHl3i

Such a Sugar Daddy…

 

*Slurp*

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  1. Does xuxu remind you of certain founder who grew and sold turnips from burial mound….though i doubt xuxu to plant his children

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