When Xu Yintang first entered this scene, he felt that the screen was full of white, fleshy bodies, which was not good for the emotional education of the cubs. So, he kept both cubs in his pockets to prevent them from peeking. However, when a fight broke out, he couldn’t care about it. The two cubs took the opportunity to sneak out to help their mother.
The cubs’ thoughts are very simple. Besides eating, sleeping, and playing, all they care about is their mother. They have no concept of male and female. Even when Second Treasure jumped out of his mother’s pocket and didn’t balance well, he fell into a pile of women.
He could only taste the emotions of this group of food, which were dull in all aspects. In terms of touch and temperature, his mother’s chest was better. The women had soft and smooth skin, and Second Treasure’s undeveloped paws couldn’t get a grip. He got stuck and couldn’t climb out, so he had to call his brother’s tentacles for help.
With the help of his brother’s tentacles, Second Treasure finally escaped from the soft trap he couldn’t climb out of. He quickly crawled to the position of the core body and lay down, making a relaxed sighing motion.
As for the sticky liquid on his brother’s tentacles, Second Treasure didn’t mind rolling in it. He also curiously picked up a “balloon” that hadn’t been stuffed into the scum’s mouth and fell out. He didn’t know that this action added a big bundle of straw to Xu Yintang’s already almost collapsing mentality.
Dirty!
My second cub, who I just cleaned!
Also dirty!
Xu Yintang turned to Huahua and said, “Can I join in a bit later?”
Following his gaze, Huahua saw two dirty cubs holding condoms that hadn’t been stuffed into the scum’s mouth, playing with them curiously. She nodded understandingly, “Sure, you can join in, cut him ten times if you want.”
After Edster lost consciousness, the puppet dolls attacking them stopped. They took advantage of this opportunity to stand together in formation and clean and bandage their wounds.
Don’t underestimate the fact that those men and women couldn’t withstand a single blow from Tiantian, but when a large group of them rushed over, Tiantian and the team couldn’t help but get injured. Tiantian wiped alcohol on the scratch marks on her face, and when she heard Huahua’s words, she couldn’t help but comment, “I think ten cuts might be a bit too much. That guy is pretty small.”
Although Edster’s loose bathrobe was very eye-catching, she had just taken a few glances at what was swinging below his waist, when she was considering how to smash it effectively. Based on her visual estimation, she thought that cutting ten times might be somewhat difficult.
“It should be about right.” Huahua also recalled the size she had seen earlier. “If it doesn’t work, we can make a couple of vertical cuts.”
The discussion of the two girls made Xiao Qing and Old Wang feel a slight chill in a certain part of their bodies. Xiao Qing helplessly said, “Why don’t you bring him over and see.”
Seeing is believing, and experience brings knowledge. Huahua and Tiantian immediately called for Little Darling to transport the scum over. At this moment, they thought that Little Darling was both beautiful and clever, charming enough to compete with kittens and puppies. Even Second Treasure, following his brother’s example, was almost as adorable as a little hamster. All he needed was a bit more fluff to surpass it!
The little ones were adorable, and Xu Yintang, as their mother, was proud of them. However, this did not prevent him from refusing their sticky embraces when they approached. He pointed to the nearby swimming pool and asked the cubs to go and wash up. When Second Treasure tried to resist, he invoked his ultimate weapon, “I’ll count to three, two…”
He didn’t need to count to one. Second Treasure immediately jumped into the pool, and his little paws paddled in the water, summoning his brother to help him wash his back.
It can be said that he was very sensitive to the situation.
Edster was left by Xu Xiaoguai on the ground, rolling his eyes and oozing a sticky liquid from his mouth, which was quite disgusting. Cleaning up the mess made by his own child, Xu Yintang sighed and asked Old Wang for a rope to help tie Edster securely to the chair.
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“Wait, spread the legs apart,” Huahua said while holding a surgical knife, which made Xiao Qing take a step back with a surprised expression. He had never thought he would smell such a strong sense of danger from his teammate. It was like he had swallowed a firecracker, ready to explode at any moment.
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“It’s a pig-killing knot, also known as pig’s trotter button. We use it to tie pigs in our hometown,” Old Wang answered cheerfully. “It’s very simple; if you want to learn, I can teach you when we go back.”
Xu Yintang nodded, “This type of knot gets tighter the more you struggle. In hospitals, when regular restraints are not enough, they use this to tie up patients.”
When the rope is pulled too tightly for an extended period, it can cut off blood circulation and become extremely painful. So, most reasonably minded patients become quite cooperative after being tied up.
Tiantian had learned to take Xu Yintang’s words as a joke. If she didn’t, the situation would be too terrifying to contemplate. She smiled and remarked, “The hospital must be quite dark to use something like this.” She then looked at Edster, who was groaning and showing signs of regaining consciousness, and asked Huahua if she wanted to deliver the first blow.
Tiantian’s disgust for scum like Edster was more from a female perspective, while Huahua’s emotions were driven by hatred and anger. Although Tiantian didn’t understand the source of this anger, it didn’t stop her from tending to Huahua’s emotions.
Huahua smiled and said, “Sure.”
Edster gradually regained consciousness, groggy and disoriented. He instinctively wanted to spit out the disgusting substance in his mouth, but the cubs had wedged it tightly, and he not only failed to spit it out but also triggered a series of dry heaves. He then realized the dire situation of being securely bound.
“You’ve finally woken up,” someone said. The woman’s voice was gentle and kind, and Edster couldn’t help but reveal a hint of joy on his face. Even in such a sorry state, he believed that no woman could resist his charm.
Furthermore, he was in his own garden, and he could sense his puppet dolls. He could give them an order…
“Ugh!”
Edster let out a sudden, pitiful cry of pain. The intense pain caught him off guard, making his scalp tingle and leaving him breathless. He instinctively convulsed, writhing his body and limbs, almost toppling the chair. The severe pain caused him to gasp and the sticky substance in his mouth entered his windpipe, choking him. If not for Huahua’s swift Heimlich maneuver, he might have been sent to the afterlife with that condom still in his throat.
“I’m sorry,” Huahua said as she wiped the blood off her surgical knife on his thigh, speaking in a comforting tone as if she were dealing with one of her patients. “I didn’t expect you to be so sensitive to pain. Hang in there, it’ll be over soon.”
She made another incision, her precise knife skills from countless practical lessons creating a deep gash on the writhing, fleshy organ.
A piercing scream echoed through the entire garden. Even though Edster could still control his puppet dolls, he had no room for giving any meaningful commands. He could only howl and scream like a wild animal, unable to form any coherent words.
Pain!
Only this horrifying word, manifesting itself, invaded every one of his cells, crushing his soul into unrecognizable powder and ashes. He alternated between feeling like he was being repeatedly crushed by giant stones and being consumed by flames, to the point where he detested his own existence.
The mannequins and puppet dolls remained motionless, like lifelike sculptures, with even their hollow, numb gazes being sculpted so lifelike. The living humans and the souls of the dead collided in this space, creating a sense of rupture that should not exist in the mortal world. The fleshy bodies marked with love and desire now resembled upright sculptures—dignified, solemn, and as quiet as the dead.
These sculptures listened to Edster’s cries of agony, as if they were listening to prayers at a funeral, sensing that the power that bound them was growing weaker and disappearing.
Their bodies first became cold and stiff, then large patches of necrotic spots appeared on their skin. Soon, as if someone had pressed the acceleration button on decay, within a few breaths, they transformed into rotting, foul-smelling corpses that would no longer respond to any of Edster’s commands.
Their souls floated up, leaving behind the pain and despair, and became incredibly light, ascending upward, disappearing into a brilliant and radiant light.
“No…” Edster whimpered, convulsing and trembling as if trying to hold onto something. His face turned gray, tears and mucus covered his entire face, and the intense pain made him unconsciously bite through one of his teeth. The once proud king had fallen to a state worse than a stray dog, and any slight noise or movement filled him with fear and trembling.
“Wipe your hands,” Xu Yintang handed towels to Huahua and Tiantian.
After washing his two cubs, he didn’t have the urge to perform any more surgeries on Edster. That thing looked so dirty from excessive use that it seemed like touching it might make your hand rot. So, he suggested, “How about we burn it? It’s too dirty for my children to touch.”
“If that’s the case, let Lei Bo handle it; it’s his specialty,” Xiao Qing pulled out a talisman and took a blank-faced Lei Bo out from it. Xiao Qing had accumulated quite a few talismans in a historical-themed mission in the Huaxia Country before, previously using them for suppression. This one, however, was used for controlling spirits.
Lei Bo’s expression was now eerily similar to those puppet dolls – numb, desolate, and lifeless. He had turned into the bound spirit within Xiao Qing’s talisman, not even classified as a pet, and he had no place to employ any more schemes.
Lei Bo stared blankly at Edster, who was now in a pitiful state, bleeding profusely from his groin. He surveyed the chaotic surroundings and couldn’t help but shed tears of regret.
I was so foolish, really…
If I hadn’t provoked these people from the beginning and had just stayed in my room…
If I hadn’t tried to deceive them, actively providing them with information…
Would I have had a brighter future…
Xiao Qing couldn’t care less about what Lei Bo was thinking. He wasn’t a professional exorcist, and if it weren’t for Lei Bo clearly harboring ulterior motives and more information to extract, he would have disassembled him to feed Little Darling long ago.
Back in the room, Xiao Qing promptly ordered more barbecue, adding a variety of seafood, vegetables, and a few cakes, ice creams, and desserts, following the orders of Old Wang and Xu Yintang. Both girls were feeling low after the intense emotions earlier, so indulging in something sweet could help ease their moods.
Xu Yintang squatted down, patted Huahua and Tiantian’s heads, and then put down Second Treasure, who was clinging to his chest, before offering, “Do you want a hug?”
“I want in too!” Xiao Qing enthusiastically responded so that the girls wouldn’t feel awkward. He dragged Old Wang over, and a few people embraced each other in a huddle.
There’s no bad mood that a good group hug can’t chase away.
And if it doesn’t work, just add another one.
Huahua rested on Xu Yintang’s chest for a while and then couldn’t help but cry softly, wiping her tears and apologizing to her teammates. They had ventured into the mission unprepared and were almost wiped out. Xiao Qing had a deep gash on his arm as well. If they hadn’t humanely destroyed Edster to take care of Huahua’s emotions, they could have extracted a lot of valuable information from him.
“It’s okay,” Xiao Qing reassured her with a cheerful smile. “We took down three on the first night! Three, can you believe it? That’s an incredible feat! We still have six days ahead of us, and even if we don’t aim for the top score, we can sell the information we gather after the mission.”
“We’ve already secured at least six figures in points, even without finding any critical information. And with two more possibly knowledgeable targets, and the crucial lead about the fire ten years ago, I’m confident we can negotiate for a seven-figure sum or more.”
“We’re alive, and that’s what matters! Long live the mission!” Xiao Qing wiped away Huahua’s tears. “If you still need to let off some steam, we can come back and replay the mission whenever you want, killing scum as many times as you like, in any way you like!”
Huahua chuckled through her tears. “You’re making me sound like a serial killer.”
She composed herself and briefly explained to her teammates why she had lost her temper because of Edster. “I recently treated a patient who had a situation similar to Edster’s victims. She was deceived by a man, left her hometown in distress, and had no one to turn to. By the time she reached me, she was in critical condition.”
“Her boyfriend had already left, and she refused to give her parents’ contact information. In the end, I had to arrange for her to leave.”
Huahua didn’t even know the girl’s name, where she was from, or how old she was. But she remembered the girl crying and thanking her, saying it was the first time someone had been so kind to her.
Tiantian shifted to a different position and hugged Huahua, gently patting her on the back.
Meanwhile, Xiao Qing listened for the sounds outside, raising an eyebrow and saying, “They’re coming quite quickly this time. I thought they would be busy with the barbecue for at least half an hour.”
“No time to waste,” Xu Yintang said. “We got rid of three in a single night, even idiots would know they’ve kicked the hornet’s nest.”
“I bet they’re not here for a fight,” Xiao Qing said.
“I’m willing to bet they’re not here for a fight,” Xu Yintang replied. “Second Treasure said there’s a faint scent of food on them, which may be related to the creature we encountered in Laura’s scenario.”
“Is anyone betting they’re here for a fight?” Xiao Qing asked his teammates, receiving a bunch of incredulous looks.
“If they were here for a fight, we’d kick you out,” Huahua sniffled, releasing her grip on Xu Yintang’s hand and playfully pinching Tiantian, who was still hugging her. “Alright, no more snuggles. We have guests.”
“We want snuggles!” Tiantian gave Huahua a smooch and then hopped away, turning to Xu Yintang and offering a formal bow. She said loudly, “Thank you for your hospitality.”
What she meant was, “You’re so soft…”
So soft…hee hee hee…
Author’s Note –
I also want to hug Mother Xu Yingtang![Rolling and wailing]
Adding a hot fact, muscles are soft when relaxed [Slurp]
I also want to hug Xu Yingtang! Thank you for the chapter! <333
Did the babies get hugs too? Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️
i love that they all hugged it out 😭 I feel like by the end of this game, TianTian and HuaHua are gonna be like: We’ve only had Mr.Sugar for 6 days, but he’s our mom and we love him!
Group hug in a nightmare game sounds relaxing 😌
Thank you for the chapter! ❤
I love this team so much, please do not permanently separate them 🥺🙏
Tian Tian is so me. 🤤
TianTian is the author’s self insert character lmao
That’s a mildly concerning statement
only mildly?^^;;
Cute names make this arch more surrealistic
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