Preparing for an ideal wedding often takes a lot of time and effort.
But preparing for a wedding that looks grand enough for even a fugitive on the run to hear about, after Xu Yintang agreed to borrow a part of the hospital for the wedding venue, two days of preparation time was more than enough.
With the comprehensive control of the process by a mature wedding company and the assistance of special abilities, an empty space could be transformed into a romantic and luxurious lawn wedding venue overnight. While customizing attire usually takes a long time, having a few ready-made outfits altered with some adjustments, and with sixteen-legged tailors who also happened to be players working simultaneously, it only took the time for an afternoon tea to get them ready.
As for the rings, it was even simpler. As long as the money was in place, one could choose any style from the enormous selection that even marketing accounts could create a whole post about individually. After all, nobody would really wear them. From opening the product catalog to placing the order, Xu Yintang didn’t take more than ten seconds.
The most troublesome part was undoubtedly the photography. When Noah brought a photographer to discuss the details with Xu Yintang, upon the collision with Xiao Qing, an endless burst of creative inspiration erupted. By the time they started shooting, Xu Yintang couldn’t help but yawn, playing with Little Darling and counting circles on his tentacles.
He found this boring and preferred discussing serious matters with Shi Yuebai, such as how to optimize traps to ensure that Zhong Hongzhuo would definitely come in but wouldn’t be able to leave, and how to deal with the damn thing once they caught it.
It had been proven that keeping it all under control involved risks, and it was best to find a permanent solution to the problem. That’s what Shi Yuebai said, and he still resisted the idea of satisfying Zhong Hongzhuo’s perverse fantasies to make him happy enough to commit suicide.
“His head is full of yellow waste, I’d throw up if I had to cooperate with him,” Shi Yuebai sneered, turning his head pretending not to understand Xu Yintang’s expression of anticipation for the front-row popcorn. He refused to further elaborate on the matter of the yellow waste.
His reason was justified, as he touched Xu Yintang’s lower abdomen with conviction, “That thing is too restricted, it’s not good for the child’s moral education.”
Not only was the fourth little one in his belly eagerly looking on, but Little Darling, Second Treasure, and Third Flora were also present. Although the rules system of the fourth little one was being formed during a certain activity, the other three little ones also observed the whole process, and except for Little Darling who might not understand it well, the other little ones probably understood it.
However, bringing up the moral education of the little one was still good. In the past, Xu Yintang used this reason to refuse to be intimate with Shi Yuebai in public, but now Shi Yuebai used this reason to refuse to open the gate and let go.
He is not as broad-minded as Xu Yintang, who can discuss such and other forbidden topics without self-interest.
Xiao Qing, who was sitting next to them but seemed not to exist, closed his eyes and spoke: “Fuck.”
Other teammates who sat on the side working overtime to contribute to the wedding were also sparsely echoing, “Fuck.”
Only Zhou Qian who was too nervous to meet Xu Yintang for the first time in a practical sense, did not follow the group. She looked around, blinked, and hesitated: “Is it a kind of plant?”
She amused everyone, and the room was filled with a pleasant atmosphere.
Zhou Qian also pursed her lips, revealing a shallow smile.
She could be described as beautiful, and there was a strange charm between her eyebrows, regardless of who looked at her, others couldn’t help but feel a little affectionate towards her. It was truly fitting to call her “Qianqian’s jade quality,” which made her quickly accepted by the girls’ circle of Tiantian and Huahua.
The last time Xu Yintang saw her, she still had this characteristic, but it seemed that this change was brought about by some kind of mutation.
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Although he has officially transferred to the National Special Branch and no longer works as a police officer, he did a lot of illegal and disciplinary things to pass the customs in the copy. But teaching Zhou Qian, this little girl, to destroy corpses and traces still made him feel a bit guilty in reality.
Xu Yintang was unable to extract more gossip from Shi Yuebai’s mouth, so he was drawn to Zhou Qian’s complaints. Zhou Qian’s alienation came from excessive empathy caused by being possessed by a female ghost in the instance—the phenomenon of low-willed players easily experiencing this when possessed.
Recalling the experience of being possessed by the female ghost, Zhou Qian was still affected by intense grief and anger that didn’t belong to her. “Her death was so tragic that I couldn’t even show mercy to the scum.”
In the middle of the night, pulling ropes, carrying knives, and even carrying condoms to pry open her window, she could guess what the other party wanted to do even with their phantom limb. So when the other party was startled by her placing small toys on the windowsill and accidentally fell off, it couldn’t be blamed on her for insisting on living on the fifth floor.
“That’s right,” Xu Yintang said, mentioning how the hospital deals with patients climbing walls at night, offering a friendly suggestion, “Next time, you can send them to me. We need labor here.”
Zhou Qian had already heard Tiantian’s explanation of the Xingfu Nursing Home story once, sighing, “I would rather send them here for treatment. Do you still have that kind of service?”
Xu Yintang nodded reservedly, “We do.”
Considering the learning progress of those doctors and nurses, it seemed more feasible to change careers and deal with the perverts with a strategy of poisoning the poisoners rather than hoping they would study well and cure the patients in the hospital. Talking to the National Special Operations Department might open up new areas.
Hmm, he’ll discuss it with Yu Kong and the others in a few days.
Xu Yintang noted this new development and happily exchanged ideas with Zhou Qian about solutions to the problem of people touching the bed. Lin De’an finished folding the eightieth candy box, listening to the options of cutting, chopping, and smashing, then he picked up his tea and swallowed the option of calling the police along with his tea.
If calling the police could solve the problem, he wouldn’t have provided Zhou Qian with guidance on destroying evidence.
“But fortunately, I encountered a murderer like Zhong Hongzhuo, otherwise it would have been over long ago,” Zhou Qian said, feeling that what she said seemed inappropriate, and she touched her nose and apologized to Shi Yuebai.
“It’s alright,” Shi Yuebai smiled, “If you really encounter that kind of person, remember to strike first, don’t give him the chance to gain confidence.”
Just like his wedding with Xu Yintang, from the large-scale publicity to the official wedding, he only had one day to respond. From the few possible hiding places of Zhong Hongzhuo, with him trying to sneak into the scene, there would be no time to harm passers-by and make any follow-up plans.
The wedding venue was provided by Xu Yintang’s side, and the guest list was short, consisting mostly of representatives from the National Special Operations Department or players. With a quick glance at the row, it was clear what options Zhong Hongzhuo could bring for entering the door.
“Will it be too obvious?” Huahua was a little worried, “The layout process is all template-based, and even the dresses and rings are perfunctory…”
Tiantian, also worried, followed, “Yeah! Even your wedding photos were taken at home. If you announce your marriage, I would definitely suspect something.”
Shi Yuebai asked Old Wang seriously, who was folding candy boxes, “What about you?”
Old Wang scratched his head, “Probably not…everything seems to be done quite well, grand and dignified, everything that should be there is there.”
Shi Yuebai then asked Lin De’an, “What about you?”
Lin De’an imagined himself as Zhong Hongzhuo for a moment, “Most likely not, the wedding looks real to him, and you went to register with, ahem.. our captain, even if he suspects, he’ll definitely come.”
Forgive him, he really couldn’t call him “sugar daddy”.
“That’s true,” Tiantian thought, Xu Yintang was already a married man, pretending to wipe away the tears, “Our sugar daddy and the Moon God are a couple now, even if the wedding is simple, it’s more genuine than gold!”
Second Treasure ground his teeth, as if he wanted to chew the four words “a couple,” into pieces.
This grudge couldn’t be temporarily placed on the male mistress’s head, after all, he hadn’t raised his head for the past few days. So he placed the grudge against the main culprit, Zhong Hongzhuo, and wagged his tail to gather his brothers, determined to completely destroy him.
The fourth little one participated in this collective activity for the first time, cautiously releasing a signal of active cooperation. Taught by his mother, it knew that in order to make its mother like it more, it must learn to be a good child.
I also need a host.
When the fourth little one touched Xu Yintang’s consciousness, it was like a child tugging at their mother’s sleeve, solemnly wanting to worry for their mother.
I could use him and swallow him whole.
…I hope you will be happy.
The fourth little one had a special preference for selecting hosts. Since it couldn’t be born in its mother’s sacred womb, it chose a host that would make its mother happy when the host disappeared.
“I also hope you can be happy,” Xu Yintang warmly responded to the young ones’ thoughts, “We’ll see when Zhong Hongzhuo comes. If you think he’s a suitable host, you can swallow him. If you don’t like him, don’t force yourself. An unsuitable host will prevent your birth.”
The fourth little one softly agreed, perhaps because its admiration for its mother surpassed its attachment. Unlike its older brothers who were keen on being close to their mother, expressing their love subtly and without seeking return, it loved its mother like devotees eager to please a deity.
Just the thought of being its mother’s child made it feel satisfied and proud.
Tiantian held her chin and watched Xu Yintang Xu Yintang interact with the unborn cub, unable to help but exclaim, “This little one is so obedient… Oh, I didn’t mean the other little ones aren’t good, it’s just this little one, Little Fourth… Um… Fourth Second…”
She looked to Xu Yintang for help, “What’s its name?”
With a clear mind, Xu Yintang, who had carefully considered a good name, replied, “It’s called Xu Fourth Joy, you can call it Fourth Joy.”
Another alternative was Xu Fourth Egg—he had a vague premonition that the fourth little one would be born round and plump, like eggs waiting to hatch.
Then its nickname would be Egg Egg.
Upon hearing this bombshell news as soon as she entered the room, Xu Qi reflexively looked at Shi Yuebai, “Then… should I prepare some red ropes?”
If it weren’t for self-preservation, he would have already pulled out a two-foot red rope to tie up the Happyness Cub.
Shi Yuebai remained unchanged, facing his subtle gaze with openness, “Buy some head flowers, our family doesn’t lack that condition.”
Other people’s daughters have flowers to wear, so our little Happyness Cub must have them too.
—Our family.
Shi Yuebai lifted the corners of his mouth, praising the name Fourth Joy as both beautiful and auspicious. Just by hearing it, you could tell it was a likable and good child.
He set the tone, with Xiao Qing leading the way, the rest of the group also began to freely express their thoughts. They all agreed that Fourth Joy was a name that was heavenly and earthly, and they could tell that the child born with this name would be as cute as a New Year’s picture baby.
It’s worthy of the name given by their sugar daddy! [Tremble]
Author’s Note –
The four options for the little ones’ names were “Fourth Egg”(四蛋 /Si Dan), “the Fourth One”(四条/Si Tiao), “Fourth Joy”(四喜和/Si Xi), and “Fourth Phoenix”(四凤/Si Feng).
Originally, I wanted to name it “the Fourth Egg”(四蛋的/Si Dande), but considering the naming style of “Little Darling”(小乖/Xiao Guai), “Second Treasure”(二宝/Er Bao), and “Third Flora”(三花/San Hua), “Fourth Joy” ultimately won out.
Hmm, I usually mentally call it “Happyness Cub”(喜儿/Xi Er). [Dog head]
In the next chapter, I will definitely work hard to let Fourth Joy parasitize on a host!
Will Fourth Joy also have the immortality if that host is taken?👀
Thank you for the chapter🧡
The possible choice of “Fourth Phoenix” makes me think you may be right! 😮
Phoenix, egg, immortal host… sounds about right!
I predict 4th Joy will be some kind of bird creature!
Our Fourth Joy will soon be born! 🥳
Staring into a chicken’s eyes, I can see its velociraptor ancestors and its hunger for human flesh.
Fourth Joy!! You can tell the mother loves having children.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING AWESOME!!!
Little baby will found its body
Thank you for your translation 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
Fourth Joy 🤣
When is the next chapter?