At the deepest part of the underground passage beneath Jiaocun Village, the huge hotpot that the cubs had tracked with the village chief had completely dried up.
Not even a drop of blood or a piece of meat could be found in the huge, dirty, blackened funnel-shaped pit. Only the foul smell lingering in the air faintly indicated the bloody activities that had taken place here.
Xu Yintang ultimately couldn’t enjoy tea and snacks as he had wished, nestled in the soft bed of Little Darling’s tentacles, listening to stories. During the journey to the underground passage and the process of cleaning up the stray monsters who hadn’t kept up with the majority, the projection of the dragon corpse couldn’t help but start to reminisce about the past.
“They actually…” The dragon looked at another monster that broke through the window and jumped from the second floor. Its hideous and ugly appearance made it difficult for him to utter any insincere praise. After careful consideration, he could only say, “…bear a resemblance to Father Xiao.”
Xu Yintang swung the chainsaw toward the monster’s head while glancing at him in confusion.
In terms of the performance of the women of Jiaocun Village, it was obvious that they continued their offspring by borrowing seeds from men outside. Their children should not all have the same father, let alone a father in the form of a monster.
But the dragon did not explain further, seeming to be more interested in the heavy weapon Xu Yintang suddenly brought out. The buzzing of the saw blade, rolling up the monster’s flesh and splattering mucus, and the crude and wild chainsaw contrasted sharply with Xu Yintang’s clean and pretty face, which made people unable to ignore the drastic difference.
However, the dragon concealed his own surprise quite well, especially in contrast to Long Hao, who was stunned to see Xu Yintang confront the monster head-on.
Xu Yintang shook the chainsaw in his hand, shaking off the mucus and flesh attached to it, and naturally promoted this self-defense weapon to Long Hao, who was also a player. “You can buy a decent one online for about a hundred yuan. It has a great deterrent effect in appearance, and it’s easy to replace. As long as you hold it steady and don’t cut yourself, it’s effective with just a swing.”
Believe him, no one would want to get close to someone holding a chainsaw. The high-speed rotating saw blade made a piercing noise, which was more intimidating than knives or guns.
Similarly, Huahua and Tiantian always carried flame guns with them—not the kind for grilling beef, but the kind for spraying fire to disinfect farms. With a press of a button, any monster would have to stay away.
So, it’s not without reason that the mid-to-low-end weapons in the in-game trading mall lack a market. What can be solved with a few hundred yuan on Taobao(cheap online store), why bother using precious game points?
Regarding Xu Yintang’s enthusiastic recommendation, Long Hao smiled awkwardly but politely twice, thinking about his own combat power. It seemed more reliable to spend points to exchange items with the system.
After all, the decorative muscles he trained in the gym were really not suitable for fighting monsters head-on.
The dragon seemed to see through his thoughts and chuckled lightly, but said nothing, continuing with the topic from earlier, “Although no one in Jiaocun Village is of animal bloodline, it can still be said that her mother, father, the mouse…”
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He paused, shook his head suddenly, and laughed at himself, “I’ve even started cursing myself.”
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As for the appearance problem that later made the village chief peel off his skin in resentment, at that time, everyone was dwelling in the deep mountains and old forests without human standards of beauty or ugliness. The village chief’s appearance with the characteristics of the primordial world attracted attention, while he was just an ordinary passerby snake.
Until their cultivation reached a certain level, they went with the flow and transformed into dragons whilst in the sea – and a tsunami that almost wiped out the village of A-Jiao. It was caused by the momentum they created when they entered the sea.
The sea releases waves, towering waves surged, and thunderous calamities rained down, with the rolling black clouds illuminating the sky.
In the legend, the one who ultimately calmed the tsunami, A-Jiao, was not an ordinary village woman, but a priestess from the seaside merfolk village. Her calming of the tsunami was not as virtuous and sacrificing as people might think; anyone with a brain knew that such things were just meant to deceive children.
“A-Jiao was so furious that she stabbed me in the seven-inch spot.” the Dragon gestured with his fingers as if holding a sword, demonstrating a stabbing motion, and with a flick of his fingers, the invisible blade-like wind split another monster in half.
Long Hao saw the monster, and also saw a corpse lying on the side of the road with its abdomen torn open. He remembered greeting the person just a few days ago, but now the person lay dead on the street in a pitiful state. When he saw the monster charging towards them, he noticed that it still had a piece of heart in its mouth.
The bloody and brutal scene made Long Hao extremely uncomfortable, while at the same time an indescribable sense of suffocation pressed on his chest, making it difficult for him to breathe or speak, feeling as if the sky was dark and devoid of light.
“C-Can I borrow your chainsaw?” he asked Xu Yintang hoarsely, his eyes swollen red.
Xu Yintang’s chainsaw reserves were always abundant. He looked at Long Hao’s superficial muscles and handed him a smaller one.
Long Hao thanked him mechanically, and when the next monster appeared, a force pushed him from behind. Almost colliding with the monster, he heard a buzzing sound in his head and let out a wild and furious roar from his chest.
Second Treasure, who pushed him forward in his consciousness, curled up his tail and hid his merits.
“Still got some guts,” the Dragon commented, avoiding the frenzied attacks of Long Hao against the monster.
Xu Yintang gestured for Third Flora’s butterfly to keep an eye on things and also chose to walk around the dismembered bodies covered in slime, then asked the Dragon about the aftermath of the incident, “A-Jiao injured you, and then?”
“Then…” the Dragon hesitated for a moment, skipping over a long segment of fighting and negotiation, “then she took us both back.”
With their cultivation levels close and both displaying the naivety of young dragons, it’s not surprising even to himself that he wouldn’t let this opportunity slip by.
Although the merfolk village was called a village, it was actually a prosperous and bustling paradise by the sea. A-Jiao was even more outstanding among the merfolk, strong and beautiful, generous and warm-hearted, easily captivating the two inexperienced mountain snakes. Moreover, among the merfolk, it was the norm for one woman to have multiple husbands. So in the confusion of the process, they both became A-Jiao’s husbands.
But compared to the now-decorated village chief and the Dragon, who still held a dignified posture after so many years, anyone with a bit of normal aesthetic sense would know whom A-Jiao preferred.
So not long after, A-Jiao became pregnant, and there was no need to guess whose child it was.
The village chief had a hard time in his love life, and his career was even more disappointing. Not only did he not make any progress in his cultivation for years, but the Dragon, who had been suppressed by him for years, also took the lead in shedding his skin and becoming a true dragon.
Under such heavy stimulation, the village chief finally went insane when A-Jiao announced her 2nd pregnancy.
He ambushed and killed the “good brother” he envied and resented from behind, donned a bright and shiny skin, and then killed A-Jiao, whose strength had greatly diminished due to her pregnancy, gradually transforming the merfolk village into its current state.
“So,” Xu Yintang couldn’t help but turn his head to look at the monster that Long Hao had chopped into pieces, “they are actually descendants of you and A-Jiao?”
“No, these monsters aren’t.” The Dragon was disgusted by this speculation, showing a look of disdain. “They are the descendants of that beast. I didn’t know until I died that heterogeneous species like his were born unable to make women pregnant, and could only release some parasite-like things to devour nearby lives and raise puppets for his control.”
And naturally, all the children of him and A-Jiao have been parasitized without exception. Although their appearances seem unchanged, their cores have been completely replaced. With just a twist of their faces, they can take on a distorted and dirty appearance, no longer resembling the children of him and A-Jiao.
They are all monsters, to be exterminated completely, to erase all traces of them from this world.
Perhaps having vented enough anger and hatred when sinking to the bottom of the sea, the Dragon’s demeanor as he spoke was markedly different from before when he shouted to kill those monsters. There was almost no emotional fluctuation, and he even mentioned some of the past married life with A-Jiao, as if reminiscing and feeling calm.
But when he saw the corpse lying quietly at the deepest part of the underground lake, he couldn’t help but become excited. His body trembled as he lowered his head, and crimson tears fell from the corners of his eyes.
“A-Jiao…”
“I’ll take you home…”
…
Xu Yintang stepped back with the child in his arms, nudging the curious child who was overly interested in other people’s emotions to give the Dragon space to express his feelings.
He had not taken a few steps back when he felt his back hit a warm body – Shi Yuebai was holding him from behind, groping to hold his hand, resting his head on his shoulder, gently kissing his neck.
Before Shi Yuebai could say anything, Xu Yintang had already stroked his hair and spoke first, along with the cubs who stared in disbelief that the mistress could be so arrogant.
“You’re so young, don’t learn from them.”
Whether it was a lover by the pillow or a biological child, no matter who did something as foolish as in this story, Xu Yintang felt that he would be driven to the brink of insanity.
“Have you never been jealous of anyone?” Shi Yuebai nuzzled against his chest like a gentle cat.
“Never.” Xu Yintang blinked, feeling quite content, so he stroked Shi Yuebai’s head again.
“I know what I want, and in the end, it will all be mine.”
Author’s Note –
Thinking about what Mother Xu Yingtang wants, it seems that he hasn’t failed yet [except for the father of the child whose power can’t be absorbed yet (whispers)]
A life winner with career, family, and love all going well [sour]
Thankfully the village chief is dead now 🥳🥳
I hope the new baby, should it succeed in being born, is pretty😭 Mommy Tang should never be jealous
Thank you for the chapter!
I really love the tone of this story. All hail the chainsaw!!!
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