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Translator's Note
In the prologue I mentioned that Gallant Outlaw’s name in Chinese was 草蟒英雄 Caomang Yingxiong, which could also be read as “Grass Python Hero.” According to modern Chinese slang, grass (cao) is an euphemism for f**k/make love, so “caomang” can also mean I “f**k pythons,” making his full penname read: “Hero Who F**ks Pythons.” The “python/snake” in this case would be…you know what it is. (This also means another way to translate “Gallant Outlaw” would be: “F**king Python Hero,” but I’d rather not censor him for 140 chapters, haha.)
Translator's Note
“Driving” is an euphemism for lovemaking in Chinese since you gotta steer to do the snusnu. “Driving skills” are a reference to Gallant Outlaw’s skills in writing lovemaking scenes.
Translator's Note
Abbreviation of a curse that basically means “your mother is in the porn industry.” To smile while MMPing internally means: “I’m so angry I want to swear but I have to keep a polite smile on my face.”
According to XZ logic, he will be the ‘luckiest’ girl lmao
Little does he know, the whole novel is a bl fanfiction🌚
Thank you for the update💕
🤣 So Gallant Outlaw got some help from his dutiful fujoshi fans. Makes sense but still most fujishi would probably have preferred a HE instead of a BE in the side story. Maybe I will write a HE for the ThunderOrchid CP because I really dislike how Mingkong got to be happy in his delusions while everyone else was unhappy. 🤔
Fuck that creepy creep
I really fucking hate Ming Cong. What a disgusting bastard
So we read fanfic> I didn’t expect that! Now we need a HE for our hurt bebes! Mini theater is pure gold 😂
Thank You for the new chapter ( ∩ˇωˇ∩)♡
Thanks for the update!
tsk tsk tsk! WHAT IS THIS!
WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!! THIS IS ILLEGAL, CAOMANG! YOU ARE PLAGIARISING!!!!!!
*grabs gallant by the neck
WRITE A CANON ONE, NOW!!!
it’s too late, it can’t be canon after this, it’s already too gei
Shizun is not just a rando kind stranger, but Boxy’s white moonlight, inverse scale, and lifeblood. And Shizun’s not gonna die so there’s no way there will be any harem.
thanks for the chapter!
i don’t usually shame fan creations but i hope that one fujoshi died a painful death, how perverted can you be to write all of that and thought “hmm i should publish this” (╬ ಠ 益ಠ)
WTF SYSTEM??? you should’ve stuck with superficial asshole killers and vigorous face slappings ( ノ` 皿´)ノ
Hmmm will the Heroine jiejie come back as a villain? Would be very funny if so, can already imagine some shenanigans that can occur within this scenario hehe
So I was right 🤣😂.. GA did not write it gay like that..
Where is the happy ending story for NT & SY??? I need links 😩
now this is a plot twist!! 🤣 but seriously. anybody has thunderorchid fic recs out here? drop them!
Yeahhh I can’t read this anymore. MC is too much of a prick and, according to reviews on NU, the noncon and abusive nature of the ML is really bad. Frustrates me so much when relationships, especially gay ones, are treated like this. So imma drop this here. ب_ب
that fujoshi who wrote the fanfiction must be a huge degenerate for writing necrophilia smut
according to the sister novel she was traumatized by having something similar happen to her (the forced love, not the necrophilia obviously) and put it in novel form, tho this is just what i read from forums
ah poor soul. It’s a bit off to projecting your trauma on writing smut fanfic (like, it’s something you feared and unpleasant to remember right?). But then again, I don’t really understand the feeling of those who experienced toxic relationship. And I guess you won’t be the same person after going through that
Can anybody give it the link for the thunderorchid CP?? 🥺
thx for the chapter
Nah bro this is your own doing hahahaha 😂
Li Su, was so concoderate and compassionate not sp
I wonder why Qin Ke didn't ask his mother to have
+1
Thank you for the updates 💕
Now I’m really c
Yeeesss, they're finally together forever! Thank y
Thank You for the new chapter (๑˙❥�
According to XZ logic, he will be the ‘luckiest’ girl lmao
Little does he know, the whole novel is a bl fanfiction🌚
Thank you for the update💕
🤣 So Gallant Outlaw got some help from his dutiful fujoshi fans. Makes sense but still most fujishi would probably have preferred a HE instead of a BE in the side story. Maybe I will write a HE for the ThunderOrchid CP because I really dislike how Mingkong got to be happy in his delusions while everyone else was unhappy. 🤔
Fuck that creepy creep
I really fucking hate Ming Cong. What a disgusting bastard
So we read fanfic> I didn’t expect that! Now we need a HE for our hurt bebes! Mini theater is pure gold 😂
Thank You for the new chapter ( ∩ˇωˇ∩)♡
Thanks for the update!
tsk tsk tsk! WHAT IS THIS!
WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!! THIS IS ILLEGAL, CAOMANG! YOU ARE PLAGIARISING!!!!!!
*grabs gallant by the neck
WRITE A CANON ONE, NOW!!!
it’s too late, it can’t be canon after this, it’s already too gei
Shizun is not just a rando kind stranger, but Boxy’s white moonlight, inverse scale, and lifeblood. And Shizun’s not gonna die so there’s no way there will be any harem.
thanks for the chapter!
i don’t usually shame fan creations but i hope that one fujoshi died a painful death, how perverted can you be to write all of that and thought “hmm i should publish this” (╬ ಠ 益ಠ)
WTF SYSTEM??? you should’ve stuck with superficial asshole killers and vigorous face slappings ( ノ` 皿´)ノ
Hmmm will the Heroine jiejie come back as a villain? Would be very funny if so, can already imagine some shenanigans that can occur within this scenario hehe
So I was right 🤣😂.. GA did not write it gay like that..
Where is the happy ending story for NT & SY??? I need links 😩
now this is a plot twist!! 🤣 but seriously. anybody has thunderorchid fic recs out here? drop them!
Yeahhh I can’t read this anymore. MC is too much of a prick and, according to reviews on NU, the noncon and abusive nature of the ML is really bad. Frustrates me so much when relationships, especially gay ones, are treated like this. So imma drop this here. ب_ب
that fujoshi who wrote the fanfiction must be a huge degenerate for writing necrophilia smut
according to the sister novel she was traumatized by having something similar happen to her (the forced love, not the necrophilia obviously) and put it in novel form, tho this is just what i read from forums
ah poor soul. It’s a bit off to projecting your trauma on writing smut fanfic (like, it’s something you feared and unpleasant to remember right?). But then again, I don’t really understand the feeling of those who experienced toxic relationship. And I guess you won’t be the same person after going through that
Can anybody give it the link for the thunderorchid CP?? 🥺