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Speaking of parody mashups, I thought back to the video that I had previously uploaded on the broken platform. I wonder what the view stats are like now.
Since it’s just a new account, it definitely won’t match up to the glorious stats of my main account.
However, when I logged into the broken platform, I was dumbfounded.
Completely, utterly dumbfounded.
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There was a glaring parody mashup on the homepage, named ‘Using Temptation Back Home to unbox Jiang Ran and Mo Shuyao’.
?? My brows pulled together slightly. I was getting an ominous feeling.
I clicked into it. It was actually a new account, the video matched to the BGM Seductive Wild Youth.
But that isn’t the main point! The main point is—
This content-creator granny actually used an AI face-changer to edit Ai Li into laozi!
Not only that, the account name of this granny is actually called:
Has the CP I ship become official yet
!!!
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WTF!
Just who is in a CP with Jiang Ran??
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Before I could recover, accompanied by the rapturing background music, the handsome and suave me wore Pin Ru’s sleepwear, sat before the mirror, stroking my hair in a seductive manner.
Then, a certain guy surnamed Hong came out of the bathroom with Jiang Ran’s face, spouting the trashy, “You’re so seductive~”
Then he carried me up and sucked my face. The two of us tumbled into bed.
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The key point was that the comment barrage was brimming with an atmosphere of unparalleled joy.
> Came over from Weibo, this CP is super yummy!
> This granny works fast, love you muah.
> Hahaha why is our Teacher Mo the little mistress, he’s clearly the landlord of President Jiang’s heart!
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We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
I felt like I was struck by lightning, burnt into a crisp.
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Dgb, sbeg jmmbeca lr vbbwfv! Aera sbe kjla, P’w gfqbgalcu atlr gluta cbk!
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Ktlr lr atf olgra alwf atja P’nf ifjgcfv atf afggbg bo yflcu lc j qjgbvs wjrteq.
The people I’ve spoofed in the past three years must definitely have felt uncomfortable too.
Sorry, sorry, sorry…
I’m expressing my deepest and sincerest apologies to you.
[bow] [bow] [bow]
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I will never make any more parody mashups, except for those of Jiang Ran.
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Oh, right. What did that comment mean when they spoke of Weibo?
It can’t be that that bastard posted some other nonsense thing, can it?
I hurried over to take a look. The instigator turned out to be the official Weibo of the drama, who had cut a small sneak peek from the footage shot today.
But! Why is it that! The name of this sneak peak is called—
A Teacher Mo who wears Pin Ru’s PJs is still the #1 cutie under the skies.
Wha, what the shit!
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I then recalled. Because I mucked around in the parody section all year round, I would often drop references when writing the novel.
When filming in the afternoon today, I had a line that was exactly modelled off Ai Li’s.
After hearing me fob off this line, the character that Jiang Ran was acting as smiled for the first time in the entire novel.
But maybe because I had seen much, I was long numb to such stuff and didn’t even feel a thing when saying those words.
So, a snippety scissorshand had cut and edited at lightning speed, uploading what I earlier saw on the homepage—the, parody, mashup, video.
Blast this poop, I was the one who dug myself into a pit…
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Pissed. I’m the almighty number 1 parody mashup bro of this broken platform, and you guys actually treat me like this??
After mulling it over for a few seconds, I arrived at this only probable truth—
This must be Jiang Ran’s secret ploy!
After all, the entire PR department is under his thumb.
Hmph. Believe it or not, I’ll turn you into a parody mashup asap!
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I charged straight into microsoft word, preparing to fuck this nincompoop over.
Today, I’m going to take you to have fun in the famous scene of The Mermaid.
You supergay, you won’t have any idea what hit you.
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Ready, set, I started knocking out the script—
[The scene that this skit was adapted from – link]
Jiang: ‘Don’t laugh at what I’m about to tell you today.’
JR’s fans: ‘We’re professionals. We’ve worshipped thou for a long time. Laugh we will not, please speak.’
Jiang: ‘Just now, I was made into a parody mashup with Mo Shuyao.’
JR’s fans (tactically backing away): ‘Mo Shuyao… whomst?’
Jiang: ‘A deadly frightful person who entered my production crew by wearing Pin Ru’s wardrobe! A great spoof enthusiast, able to strike fear in people’s hearts in less than a day!’
JR’s fans (head lowered, swiftly drawing sleepwear): ‘Pin Ru’s possessions?’
Jiang: ‘Non, non, Mo Shuyao is homo sapien. But wearing Pin Ru’s sleepwear.’
JR’s fans (swiftly drawing Ai Li): ‘Is it this lady, sir?’
Jiang: ‘Non! He is male and has a monstrous dong dong!’
JR’s fans (drawing a random celebrity in Pin Ru’s clothes): ‘How about this, ye?’
Jiang (covering his blinded eyes): ‘What is this!’
Then he swiftly crumpled the paper into a ball: ‘Mo Shuyao, goddamnit! Haven’t you heard of the drama adaptation of Pisces? Mo Shuyao is a rare genius who can wield the blade of a screenwriter and bring a scene to life as an actor. Mo Shuyao, do you understand me?’
JR’s fans: ‘Non understand, may sir repeat.’
Jiang Ran (shook, gesticulating wildly): ‘Today I opened the broken platform and found the video of him and I on the homepage. Mo Shuyao is very handsome, how can anyone not know of him? But people are bound to do things; those right there at the parody section are full of monsters! After the kiss, it was a messy roll in the hay like a hooligan! Pin Ru’s clothes are so seductive, when he wore it on his body, I went crazy with the rising war song, directly carrying him up to the bed—’
JR’s fans (non-stop laughter): ‘Hahahaha…’
Jiang: ‘What are you laughing at?’
JR’s fan: ‘Just having happy thoughts~ a video was cut by my hand, and has now reached a million clicks. Everyone is laughing their socks off.’
Jiang (baffled): ‘And what are you laughing at?’
Another fan: ‘I thought of a video that I liked, commented, and shared~’
Jiang (slamming the table): ‘Oy!! I’m reporting that Mo Shuyao and I were made into a parody mashup! This is not a drill!’
JR’s fans: ‘Relax, Sir Jiang. We are professionals. We won’t laugh, no matter how crazy it is. Unless it is a parody video of you.’
After that they looked at each other and smiled, internal OS: ‘We’ll keep doing them, watching them, making them! Let’s fucking goooo—’
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Typing to this point, I almost laughed myself to death.
Hahahahaha, oh you supergay. Jiang Ran, I’ll meet you in the parody section tomorrow.
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When I finished the skit and was about to record the voice dub, I suddenly remembered that Jiang Ran, having hurt his shoulder today, was probably still feeling discomfort.
I don’t know if I’ll disturb him when I turn on the recording mic later and laugh too loudly.
At the thought of this, I decided to flaunt my humanitarian spirit and check on him.
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I walked to the door of his room and knocked on it. “Jiang Ran, are you sleeping yet?”
“Mm,” he faintly replied, “about to.”
“Is your shoulder still hurting?”
“I’ve applied some medicine. It’s much better now.”
“Oh,” I nodded, “that’s good then.”
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When I was about to leave, Jiang Ran abruptly pulled the door open.
He smiled at me. “It’s already so late, why did you suddenly think of checking up on me?”
Har? My mind was still stuck on the parody mashup of him. When he suddenly asked me this, I instantly flustered.
“No, nothing. Just out of concern. It’s good that you’re okay.” I randomly whipped up an excuse and fled back to my room.
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However, at the instance that I closed the door, Jiang Ran’s warm smile was infinitely magnified in my mind.
Hold up… what is laozi savouring this for?!
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Nowaynoway, I have to look at my goddess and cleanse my eyes right away.
I must not let myself succumb to the forces of gay!
MC: I won’t do parody mashups of you again!!
Also MC a second later:
+1
+2
+3
+4!
MSY’s default attack weapon!!! A supergay mashup!!!
Thanks for the chapter € ^ *^)/// ~~ ♡♡♡♡♡
thanks for the chapter <3
This man changes his face at the speed of light, damn. Saying he’ll stop making parody mashups of JR but turning his face around instantly afterwards and writing a script too pls 😭💀💀
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
thanks for the chapter~ ♡
Thank you for the chapter
I laughed my ass off at that video 😂
… I want the goddess to turn out to he a crossdressing male, ah
him and his goddess
Thank you for blessing me with the mermaid police scene, that was hysterical
where was the clip frpm was lokey super intesting and I wanna watch the movie now