New arc! Please also welcome our new editors, Cat and Bear! Our Suck My Lollipop SML family is growing! But for some reason…we’ve got an animal theme going is it because of the beastman arc.ย
Translated by Eve
Edited by Sora, Cat & Bear
โLan, your mate has come for you.โ
A soft and gentle male voice repeatedly called out cautiously, as if humouring a small child. โQuick, come over.โ
Sui Yuan shook the fish tail below his waist, swimming a full circle within the water. Finally, he had no choice but to rise to the surface.
The youth that broke through the waterโs surface had a head full of long, light-blue hair that was as smooth as the water. His dark-blue eyes held a bit of curiosity and fear as he sounded out the man who was approaching the pool with an outstretched hand. Then, he cautiously placed his own hand into the otherโs.
The man wore a white lab coat and glasses. Sui Yuan figured that he was probably a researcher of some sort. Seeing Sui Yuanโs response, the researcher seemed to relax his tone and grabbed onto Sui Yuanโs arm, carrying him out of the water.
โYour mate is a very gentle person. Heโll take really good care of you, so you donโt have to be afraid. You need to get along well with himโฆโ
The man softly comforted the uncertain merman, who was shivering, while also carrying him towards the outside. The merman lovably cuddled into his embrace, lowering his head. This was why the man did not discover that Sui Yuan had on an extremely dumbfounded expression.
โ…….How can it be like this, 5237.โ
As soon as he had opened his eyes, he discovered that he had turned from a sub-beastman who, aside from giving birth, also had other redeeming features, into a merman who was nothing but a birthing machine. Sui Yuan, who had been nesting in the water, simply had the urge to drown himself!
This was too much! Do you not dare to turn him into a real man?!
โCalm down! Calm down!โ 5237 sensed Sui Yuanโs rare anger and โheheheโdโ mockingly. โBecause your previous score was not that high, I have no control over the make-up exam! Furthermore, this worldโs role is that of a merman. I also canโt do anything about itโฆโฆ. You know, assessments are always marked more harshly. Wait until the assessment is over. Once we arrive at a real BL world, Iโll definitely help you get a good identity!โ
โ……You already donโt have any sort of trustworthiness.โ Sui Yuan placed his chin atop of the manโs shoulder, face full of suffering, โI donโt want to give birth. I really donโt want to give birth!โ
โOk, ok, ok. No giving birth. We definitely will not give birth!โ 5237 submissively placated him in a soft tone. โActually, because actors have a particularity that doesnโt allow them to stay in any world, systems do not advocate for actors to leave behind any offsprings. After all, children cannot be casually thrown away. This is a serious concern as it can hinder an actorโs progress. You donโt have worry so much.โ
โReally?โ Sui Yuan cheered up a bit.
โReally! Truer than real gold!โ 5237 solemnly swore.
Sui Yuanโs expression finally relaxed a bit, and he began to read this worldโs plot.
This was a futuristic world. The text did not give a detailed account on how women became extinct, only saying that a big catastrophe had caused it. It also did not clearly explain how the mermen had come into being, just that they had been genetically modified. It emphasized that mermen were โdelicateโ and โprecious.โ It was only after one had accumulated enough societal contribution points that one could go to a merman centre to adopt a merman.
The majority of men treated this as their lifeโs goal and struggled to attain it, even to the point where many who are unable to possess a merman of their own would adopt and share a merman with other men. Of course, there were also a few people who would accumulate enough points but held no interest in mermen. They think that this kind of delicate creature was too troublesome. However, once they reached a certain age at which their families and the government would begin to pressure them, they would unwillingly adopt a merman— An example of this weird, extremely pretentious prick would be this worldโs protagonist gong, Max.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Compared with the previous Beast World, this merman world was evidently like a breath of fresh air (?). The mermenโs activities were limited, so there werenโt any excessively aggressive conflicts or climaxes. There definitely werenโt any harems, nor any immoral developments. It was simply the comforting pampering of a 1vs1 relationship!
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As a result, when this merman whose character was unlike any other merman was taken home by the protagonist gong Max, the two people then seemed to begin to act out a light-hearted romantic comedy in which they mutually wore one another down until they became a loving family (?).
On the other hand, Sui Yuanโs identity was Lan, the mate of Maxโs deputy, Dima. Because Max and Dima had a superior-subordinate relationship and were also close friends, Sui Yuan became the protagonist Yaโs โbestieโโ This was indeed in line with 5237โs intention of making him the protagonistโs best friendโฆ
Since this story didnโt have any rival-in-love kind of character, Lan and Dima were rather intimate with the protagonist CP. The secondary CP who had relatively more scenes became the supporting male role. The tragedy of Sui Yuan also began from this point on.
If he were to guess based on Zhao Xiheโs previous โspecialโ identities, then this time, his identity should be that of Max, not Dima, who would be his mateโฆ…Sui Yuan simply did not know how he should feel! Fortunately, according to the storyโs settings, Dimaโs personality ought to be very gentle. At the very least, he wouldnโt abuse or force Sui Yuan who was an โextremely delicateโ merman. This was the sole good pointโฆ
As for Sui Yuanโs role, Lan, contrary to what one might expect, itโs rather simple. With regards to this role, Sui Yuan just had two comments: Lan was cowardly and loved to shed tears. He had to say, although the settings were simple, it really put to test Sui Yuanโs ability to fake cry. At the very least, when it came time to cry, he definitely had to cry!
Sui Yuan encouraged himself inwardly, and attempted to conjure up some feelings, waiting for his first fake-crying sceneโ which was the moment he saw Dima.
Although Dima wore a military uniform, when compared to other military men, he looked much more like that of a civilian. He happily looked at Sui Yuan as if he was simply breathtaking, walking towards him with big strides to welcome him. He stretched out a hand to take Sui Yuan from the man in the white lab coatโs arms.
Sui Yuan looked like he had just suffered a fright and suddenly shrunk into the white lab coat manโs arms. His bare arms also wrapped around that manโs neck with dark blue eyes glistening like the surface of the pool, as if tears would pour out in the next moment. This made Dima freeze in his original position, not daring to make any movements.
โLanโs courage is a bit small, however his character is very gentle. You need to get close to him slowly.โ
The man coaxed Sui Yuan softly while attempting to place him into Dimaโs arms. Although Sui Yuan really wanted to further highlight his settings of being โcowardly, shy to strangersโ, once he thought of how Dima would hold the power to determine his life or death, he firmly decided that it was better to be obedient.
With Sui Yuanโs โcooperationโ, Sui Yuan was finally successfully settled into Dimaโs arms. The mermanโs tender and soft body made Dima simply be at a loss of what he should do. He could only stiffly hold onto the beauty, mind completely in disorder.
After struggling for a long time, he had finally gotten his wish of having his very own merman fulfilled. The youth was utterly more beautiful than he had imagined. When he gazed at those two blue eyes, Dima had the urge to practically offer everything that he had to him.
Only after inhaling deeply did his excited heart slightly calm down. Dima listened earnestly to all the rules and regulations related to the care of mermen, as if he was at a military briefing. Furthermore, it was only after he had vowed that he would not force his merman into any sexual acts that he was allowed to take his merman home.
Upon hearing this most important โruleโ while nestled in Dimaโs arms, Sui Yuan finally relaxed. At the very least, he had a way to protect his cough chastity coughโฆ
His interaction with Dima on the first day could be said to be cheerful. Dima made an all-out effort to treat Sui Yuan with consideration. Sui Yuan also did not torment him too much with his tears. This was because whenever his eyes would fill with tears, Dima would see through his act. And then, faced with Dimaโs hospitable greetings, Sui Yuan could not cry out at all.
It seems like his โcry anywhere, anytimeโ ability was a little lacking.
After interacting for one day, Sui Yuan had already determined that Dima was not Zhao Xihe. Although he had prepared himself earlier on, he was still a bit disappointed and was unable to lift his spirits.
Of course, for a merman who had just entered a new environment, this kind of behaviour was quite normal. This was why, whether it was Dima or 5237, neither of them felt that anything was wrong. 5237 even praised him, saying that his acting ability had improved a bit. Sui Yuan naturally perceived that this change within him was not a good development, so he repressed all of his feelings deep into his heart.
On the second day, after feeding Sui Yuan dinner, Dima, who had taken two days off in order to develop good relations with his merman, received a depressing phone call from his superior.
โBoss! Iโm still off!โ Dima, who dared not speak loudly in front of Sui Yuan, became angry when he head the otherโs request. โIโm your deputy, not your nanny! Iโve already taken care of all your basic needs. Why should I also take care of your merman?! Iโve also just brought my own merman home. Itโs an important time to cultivate good feelings between us!โ
Sui Yuan could not hear what the other party had said. He could only look at Dima with wide eyes, and determine that the other was his superior, Max, ย from Dimaโs tone. Furthermore, behind the identity of Max was very likely Zhao Xihe.
After having thought this, Sui Yuan could not quite control his heart as it sped up just a bit. He subconsciously wagged his tail.
โฆโฆ.This was not a good habit. He must get rid of it!
โIโm really unwillingโฆโฆ Please forgive meโฆโ He didnโt know what the other had said, but Dimaโs tone softened as he continued to reject him, โI cannot leave my merman at home alone. Heโll get really scared and cry!โ
As he said this, Dima lowered his head to look towards Sui Yuan. Sui Yuan conjured up some emotions, clear tears forming in his eyes, moistening his eyelashes. This sort of will-or-will-not cry kind of appearance made peopleโs hearts soften.
โWhat? Bring him over?โ Dima hesitated for a moment, looking at Sui Yuan who was sitting on the sofa, appearing lonely. His heart, which was originally steadfast on rejecting the other, slightly wavered. โYesโฆ The instructions on taking care of mermen did say that taking them out frequently to see other mermen would help to maintain a cheerful state of mindโฆโฆ. However, from your tone, it seems that the personality of your merman is not that good. Is he going to bully my familyโs merman?โ
After pausing for a moment, Dima sighed and put down the phone before walking towards Sui Yuan. He crouched down and asked gently, โLan, how about I take you to see my friendโs place? His house has another merman named Ya who also just came from the Merman center.โ
Sui Yuan restrained his excitement and softly nodded his head โ it was just a pity that his excitement wasnโt because he would soon see the protagonist, but because he would meet Max.
Dima sighed in relief. He could not afford to provoke his boss, nor did he want to wrong his familyโs merman. This was undoubtedly the best result.
After receiving his bossโs invite, Dima immediately began to pack up his things. As he was afraid that Sui Yuan would get cold, he wrapped Sui Yuan up nice and tight before carrying him to his hover car.
As his bossโs nannyโwait no, as his deputy! โ Dima naturally was very familiar with Maxโs home. After setting his car to autopilot, he began to talk about the things outside of the car window to Sui Yuan. Sui Yuan could not help but be fascinated by the numerous futuristic high rises, as well as the countless hover cars in the air traveling back and forth.
The entire city was so clean one could practically spot no filth whatsoever. Silver-white, metallic buildings and green plants intersected, creating a beautiful picture. A variety of strange and fantastical robots; beautiful buildings; 3D advertisements projected into the skyโฆ everything made for a feast for the eyes of Sui Yuan who had come to a futuristic world for the very first time.
Seeing Sui Yuanโs eyes full of concentration, curiosity, and happiness, Dima, whose heart was anxious all along, finally felt relieved. He liked his familyโs gentle merman more and more. Aside from how easily he cried, he was practically without any faults.
One explained eloquently while another earnestly listened. When the hover car arrived at its destination, the two people felt a bit unwilling to stop, wanting to continue. However, they obviously had to pay a visit to their host, who had already become vexed and impatient from waiting. As soon as the car had stopped, he had opened the door with an impatient expression of โyouโve finally arrivedโ.
โ…Max.โ As soon as he got out of the car, he saw the otherโs gaze fall upon the merman in his arms, watching attentively. Dima subconsciously blocked his line of sight and greeted the other. His boss slightly withdrew his gaze, coldly nodding his head.
Fortunately, Dima had long known how his boss was. He did not pay any attention to the otherโs cold demeanour and entered the house while holding Sui Yuan, not uttering anything more.
Compared to the refined, gentle, and elegant Dima, Max was obviously a stereotypical military man. His whole body emitted a temperament that said he would kill decisively. He was sharp and resolute, as if he would make a ย small child burst into tears with just a tiny glimpse.
Max was clearly used to his deputyโs way of doing things, unhurriedly closing the door and following from behind. His gaze fell directly onto Sui Yuanโs head which was half exposed, half covered by Dimaโs shoulders.
In an instant, the two people determined the otherโs identity. Maxโs cold and stiff face quickly softened, exposing a slight smile. Sui Yuan shrank away, burying himself back into Dimaโs armsโ he was worried, and a bit afraid, that he would be unable to restrain his happiness.
Suddenly, Dima, who was walking in the front, shivered, and quickly turned around. Reflecting his cautious nature, he quickly prepared for battle. Afterwards, he looked in confusion at his boss who had suddenly let out a murderous aura, completely unable to figure out what he had done to provoke him into wanting to kill him.
Max shot Dima an indifferent look and stretched out a hand to point: โThatโs him. You go see how we can make him eat something.โ
Dima relaxed a bit, helplessly sighing, โMaking sure oneโs own merman eats, donโt you think this is an ownerโs personal affair?โ
Max kept silent, only glaring menacingly at his deputy until the other could no longer resist the pressure and could only choose to compromise.
โGive your merman to me. You go take care of Ya.โ
Max stretched out his arms. However, this time, Dima did not obey him, and only hastily uttered โThereโs no needโ. He then put Sui Yuan directly beside the other merman, Ya.
โโ He didnโt know why, but Dima always felt that his familyโs boss was a bit dangerous. He did not want to let him touch his merman at all.
Yaโs appearance was not inferior to that of Sui Yuan in the least. He looked even healthier, with more vitality than Sui Yuan. He and the โlovably pitifulโ Sui Yuan were two opposing extremes. Ya had a head full of short, wine-coloured hair and was very ostentatious. Once those gold-coloured eyes caught sight of Sui Yuan, they showed a look of infatuation, as if he had his breath taken away. Soon after, upon lowering his gaze towards the otherโs bare flat chest, his expression immediately turned to that of despair.
Sui Yuan: โโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโ
Only, when faced with this beautiful youth, Ya still was a bit unwilling to give up and raised a hand, wanting to touch the other. Even if he had to be gay, he didnโt want to choose a tall and powerful man. A beautiful and lovely girly-looking boy was much more in line with his aesthetics!
A sharp and clear โPa!โ sounded, making Sui Yuan, Ya, and Dima all stare blankly. The first to react was Ya, who had been hit. He hastily withdrew the hand that had yet to make contact with Sui Yuan and massaged it as it reddened, face full of complaint with regards to the violent Max.
โEhโฆThatโฆโฆโ Dima coughed, feeling that the mood was strange. He didn’t know what he should say.
โDonโt casually touch other people.โ
Max spoke after a while, taciturn, seemingly squeezing out the sentence with much difficulty.
โBoss, your possessiveness is too great, eh? My familyโs Lan isnโt some filthy thing. Not even willing for them to touch even a little!โ Dima ย retorted, a bit resentful, pulling close Sui Yuan who had begun to tear up after being โdislikedโ and softly placating him.
Sui Yuan shrunk into Dimaโs embrace, silently looking at Maxโs slightly twisted expression. Both of them fell into a long silence.
โฆ…In actuality, this world seemed much more dangerous than he had previously imaginedโฆ QAQ
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The author has something to say:
Yesterday, I said that I would try to not talk, so what you see next is all an illusion! An illusion! โฆ…Although everyone has been calling for a BL world, however after struggling for half a day and struggling between giving in to the publicโs opinion or sticking to my original idea, I succumbed to the later [kneeling on my knees]. After all, this is the only opportunity to write about mermen! In the BL world, there certainly will not have such a thing that is between BL and BG, so please forgive meโฆโฆ.for continuing to be stubborn. Scum!
Eve: Can I just say that I love ZXH being forced to eat vinegar. Also, while I loved our sweet and gentle Allen, having the protagonist shou chase after SY is also hilarious. But also, damn it Dima! Youโre also giving me second lead syndrome!!
…..Otome game? Romance flags?
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Thank you for the translations! ( ^ . ^ ) /
hahaha this world is too hilarious. poor sui yuan!
thank you for the update!
Awwwww!
MC’s character this time is a teary-eyed connamon rol!!!!
Ayeeee! So cuteโกโกโกโก
Thank you for the chapter!
O.o
A new kinds of Protag Species!
Willing to be gay just for MC and wanting to be the top!
I’ve only read 2 of those kinds of Protags
insert Blob Sweat
I don’t even know if I should prepare for the worst (ML gunna get drunk on those sweet sweet vinegar) or just be content that it’s not a scheming and a grean tea btch one
Sweating I N T E N S I F I E S
Bruuuhhh all three of them is pinning for our dear SY HAHAHAHAHAHA
i didnโt even notice the animal theme oml
but seeing the first chapter iโve edited published is like seeing a child grow up ;-; iโm so proud
Sui Yan is in loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! but, is he scared to show it due to his special circumstances :<?-
thanks 4 the chapter………
I can already tell this will be a fun and fluff world ๐
Thank you for the chapter, Eve, Sora, Cat, and Bear!
Omg Eve, what you said is exactly how I feel!
I love this scenario of the ML eating vinegar and the protagonist shou chasing MC!
Then again, having severe SML syndrome hurts ah (:ะทใโ )
Thanks for the chapter! ๐
Dima is kind of like Moya. I actually liked him better than the two โmale leadsโ in the earlier arc. Seno was pretty good as well (brocon is very cute).
Hello Cat and Bear!!! Also I’m not sure about your intentions when you said ” is it because of the beastman arc” but if you go by the storylines of most beastman stories…you’ve installed something in my head…
Thank you for the chapter!!!
oh no สยดโข แดฅ โข`ส;
Is ML gonna force MC to commit โadulteryโ here? Hahaha
Thank you for the chapter! There seem to be 14 chapters for Arc 6 in the raws. Have these all been translated?
Yes they have. One of the parts I translated actually contained 2 chapters (for some reason one of them got locked although I didnโt find any smut in it). And the raws smush it together with the following chapter, which is why the numbering is off.
Thanks Eve! ๐
Thanks for the chapter! ๐๐๐
Oh my gosh, I already love the new arc ๐ Thank you for the chapter!
…This is a Fried-dUCKing mess.
I noticed that Dima is like Moya. I agree with you, seeing ZXH eating vinegar is so amusing and funny.
It is hilarious that even Yan wants SY. SY’s existence ruined the 1v1 plot and turned it into 3v1 lol
Thank you for the update ๐
My mind immediately made not just two, or four, but n number of ships XD what is this, even self-cest is not spared XD my mind please calm down XD thanks for the chapter! //Imagining the ML drinking vinegar over Mermaid-Sui Yuan getting along very well with the person-Sui Yuan XD
1v1? No harem? Heh.. Even the protagonist didn’t mind being bent when facing Sui Yuan, it’s a total harem story. Me like it.
ZXH’s gear probably turning so hard on how to create opportunity to switch mate, but Dima seems like a bae and truthfully for once I want SY to end up with someone else. But now that he has chosen ZXH, I have to root for his choice.
Thank you for the translation..
I feel bad for Dima now…
โWagging tailโ. ๐. Old habits are hard to break! Even if itโs a fish tail. ๐
Thank you all.
I know!!! First part and I already have the syndrome T^T. so unfair. Why couldn’t we get a scummy second male lead.
not gonna lie. i miss female protagonists. although allen is my favourite. also i rly love this novel for not turning the original protags into green tea bitches.
Yeah! One thing I love most about this novel was the treatment of the female leads. Very refreshing to not have an author in BL vilify women. And now that itโs male protagonists, Iโm glad the trend continues~
Ay, I’m also liking Dima, I think I’m also having that second lead syndrome !
omg 5237 was right! sui yuan is a boy magnet no matter which world he is in.. XD
even the protagonist? sui yuan you must run…you are in a den full of wolves.. XD
thankyou for the translations <3
What does CP stand for?
A (romantic) couple
Lol.awww.
Pfff~~ oh my goodness, he attracts everyone! Wanna see what Max will do to stay with him! And our SY being happy to see Max!
Thank you for the chapter!
Am I the only one confused about the whole mermaid cough man out of water thing? Isn’t that uncomfortable? They have to be carried around all the time and can’t walk around, so shouldn’t there at least be pools so they can swim around?
Oh no, not the second lead syndrome. Hes so sweet and gentle, can we trade him with the main lead hahahhahaha
Dima is 10000 times better wuwuwuuwuw
This world… Things will not be easy lmao ๐
The author is so cute ๐ฅบ
Ntr…. But who’s cheating on whom with who the fuck? The original bottom who’s a straight dude by heart want’s MC, MC wants ML, ML wants MC but its his subordinate’s wife… This is so immoral and exciting, like roleplaying as the plumber to plum your own wi-