“Didn’t I come over to light a firecracker? Look at you. The moment you touch the fire, you flare up.” After Tong Yi finished speaking, he reached out and twisted the faucet. He tried it and found that the water had stopped, so he turned around and went out.
After a while, Tong Yi used his phone and turned on the flashlight for illumination. He held a bottle of water under his armpit. After twisting it open, he held it up with one hand and poured water for Mi Le: “Use this to wash up.”
“Okay, thanks.”
“What are you thanking me for? One bottle of water is two dollars. Give me the money later.” As Tong Yi spoke, he continued pouring. As he watched Mi Le wash his face, he couldn’t help but grin.
He didn’t know why, but every time he saw Mi Le in a mess, Tong Yi was particularly happy.
He deliberately made the water flow large for a while, then small, to mess with Mi Le.
When Mi Le was washing his face, he heard Tong Yi’s laughter. After being messed with again, he was unhappy for a moment.
After Mi Le finished washing his face, Tong Yi proactively helped get a towel for Mi Le. He handed it to Mi Le: “Say thank you to Little Gege Tong Yi.”
Mi Le angrily reached out and grabbed the towel. During his actions, he even touched Tong Yi’s finger and quickly moved away.
After wiping his face, he angrily followed him out of the dorm to take a look, then quickly walked back.
Tong Yi hadn’t finished the cigarette that he had just been smoking. When Mi Le came in, Tong Yi was sitting on the windowsill, with his long legs hanging down and a cigarette butt between his fingers, looking at him irreverently.
Silhouetted against the light like this, only parts of Tong Yi’s figure could be seen.
It had to be said that, when Tong Yi wasn’t coquettish, he truly had a very aggressive handsomeness, so that one couldn’t look away.
“I didn’t lie to you, did I?” Tong Yi asked.
“Why is there a sudden power outage?” Mi Le asked, frowning.
“The voltage in the new campus is unstable. When we first moved in, we would often lose power. The most terrifying part was losing power for more than two days. Don’t even mention the smell in the bathroom. I don’t even want to recall it.”
Mi Le walked out and tried to turn on his own rechargeable night light, only to find out that there was not much battery left.
Their dormitory never lost power. Mi Le also didn’t have the habit of charging.
Mi Le sighed and said: “I don’t like the smell of smoke.”
“I’m already smoking by the window. Besides, you received illumination from my cigarette. You can’t discard it after making use of it.”
“…” Mi Le wanted to hit someone.
Tong Yi soon finished smoking this cigarette. He climbed into bed and continued playing games.
Mi Le had originally come back to memorize his lines, but there was no electricity. The battery in his phone was only enough to keep it on and maintain emergency contact. Helpless, he could only climb into bed and catch up on sleep.
*
When Mi Le saw Tong Yi, he was stunned.
Tong Yi seemed very surprised as well. He stared at his belly for a while, his expression a bit dull, and then looked up at Mi Le.
He was dreaming again.
Mi Le was very certain.
Otherwise, he wouldn’t see Tong Yi with a big belly.
Mi Le reached out and touched Tong Yi’s round tummy. It was quite sturdy. It clearly wasn’t a belly that had been stuffed with a sofa cushion as a disguise.
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“…” Mi Le really didn’t want to take responsibility. He even felt like he had been scammed.
Even if he were forced, he couldn’t do such a thing.
Especially to Tong Yi.
To Mi Le, Tong Yi’s height and sturdy physique were practically like a lump of iron.
Men could accept lifting iron, but they couldn’t accept fighting iron.
Mi Le began planning to escape, but Tong Yi chased him relentlessly for a long time, and he still couldn’t run away.
A quarter of an hour later, Tong Yi immediately changed his attitude.
“What’s this situation? Why do I have a big belly? Don’t tell me that I’m pregnant. How can I, a big man, get pregnant!” Tong Yi grabbed Mi Le’s clothes and didn’t let go. No matter what, he had to make Mi Le explain things.
“How do I know? Your belly suddenly became big.”
“I just ate a little more, but I shouldn’t get so fat. Could it be because of bloating?”
Mi Le looked at Tong Yi’s belly for a while and shook his head: “It practically looks like you grew a huge tumor.”
Tong Yi casually pulled up his clothes and looked at his belly, only to see that the belly actually moved. It seemed like something had kicked, and his belly wiggled.
Tong Yi instantly widened his eyes: “Fuck, I’m really pregnant?”
When Mi Le realized, he actually found it funny. He immediately laughed like an old hen.
Tong Yi reached out to press the bulging area. The little guy inside seemed to even be interacting with him. The two of them high-fived through the belly.
“I don’t think I’m doing well. Hurry up and get a taxi to take me to the hospital. How can I be pregnant!”
Mi Le still hadn’t recovered. He was laughing very excessively, falling over like he had epilepsy.
Tong Yi looked at Mi Le and was angry for many reasons. He shouted: “If you keep laughing like an old hen, I’ll kill you and stew you to replenish my body.”
Mi Le saw that Tong Yi had actually gotten into the role so quickly and laughed until tears were about to fall: “Serves you right!”
“Get out of here. I’m in a very bad mood right now. I got prepartum depression! Look it up for me. How can a man give birth? Do I have to get a C-section? My belly is so big. Can it still be aborted?”
Mi Le reached in his pocket and found that he didn’t have a phone, so he took Tong Yi to his car.
“I’ll take you to the hospital to get a check-up,” Mi Le said.
“Your little rundown car won’t do. I’ll feel uncomfortable sitting in it with a big belly. It’s not a car for a tall and pregnant person like me.”
“If it’s really not possible, just stand.”
“Have you ever seen someone pregnant standing in a car? Is having a convertible that impressive?”
“Why are you so annoying?”
“You think I’m annoying? What were you thinking when you made my belly big?”
“I made your belly big?” Mi Le still couldn’t drive. He turned his head and asked Tong Yi.
“If it wasn’t you, who was it? I haven’t had any intimate behavior with anyone else. I only kissed you several times. Mi Le, are you poisonous? I can get pregnant just from kissing your mouth?”
Mi Le looked at Tong Yi, then looked at Tong Yi’s big belly. He wanted to laugh, but he also felt angry.
What were these things?
Even if it was a dream, this dream was too ridiculous.
Tong Yi was even more devastated than Mi Le. He hadn’t received any good treatment since coming into Mi Le’s dream. Dancing in the square, being beat up because his special ability was apparating flowers, and now he had gotten pregnant.
Him!
A man with a height of 198 centimeters, with pecs, abs, and a dick had gotten! Pregnant!
Mi Le’s dreams were toxic!
Really toxic!
Mi Le didn’t refute it. He laughed for a while before starting the car: “Okay, I’ll take responsibility. Let’s go to the hospital for a check-up, okay?”
“Or else what? Hurry up and drive. Every day, I see news about someone suddenly giving birth on the bus or at the train station, surrounded by others. It’s really scary. I don’t want such a thing to happen.”
“Yes, you’re so scared that your Dongbei dialect has appeared.”
“Don’t talk nonsense. I’ve always been speaking Mandarin. Hurry up and drive.”
“Yeah, I’ll drive quickly.”
Mi Le’s quick driving wasn’t an exaggeration at all. He was really fast, almost reaching a racecar’s level.
Sitting in the passenger seat, Tong Yi felt like he was about to vomit. He held the car tightly, looking around in fear.
Fortunately, they soon arrived at the hospital.
As the two of them got out of the car, someone suddenly scolded Mi Le: “What kind of husband are you? How could you let the pregnant husband sit in the passenger seat? The pregnant husband should sit in the back!”
Mi Le: “???”
Tong Yi: “What the hell? He’s my husband?”
These people didn’t seem to find it strange that Tong Yi had a big belly, but rather seemed accustomed to it. They were only angry that Mi Le didn’t take good care of Tong Yi.
Similarly, these people also didn’t know if Mi Le was a big star. He just seemed like an ordinary person.
Around them, most of the people who were going in for a pregnancy test with big bellies were men.
Tong Yi and Mi Le exchanged a glance. Both of them saw surprise in the other’s eyes.
However, this was a dream. It couldn’t be understood with common sense. They could only walk inside.
When Mi Le went to register, he was stumped again. They didn’t bring a pregnancy test card.
Mi Le thought for a moment and asked: “Then any doctor will do. We want to abort the child.”
“It looks like your partner is about to reach full term, but you want to abort? Was your conscience eaten by a dog?” Hearing Mi Le say this, the head nurse was furious.
Tong Yi was originally quite pessimistic with a big belly, but when he heard Mi Le get scolded, he couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
“You’re still laughing. What were you thinking, planning to have a child with such a husband? Did your family raise you to suffer like this?” The head nurse then scolded Tong Yi.
Mi Le: “…”
Tong Yi didn’t back down: “I think I’m his husband.”
“Crazy!” The head nurse left.
“The people in your dreams are a bit irritable,” Tong Yi complained to Mi Le.
Finally, the two of them checked in and waited for a pregnancy test.
Tong Yi felt uncomfortable sitting and strolled in the hallway, supporting his waist. He bumped into someone walking over with a big belly, and both of them were stunned.
“Yo, brother, you’re pregnant too?” Tong Yi asked amicably, seeing 180 cm’s big belly.
180 cm also smilingly asked Tong Yi: “Captain, you’re pregnant too?”
“Mine is Mi Le’s. Whose is yours?” Tong Yi asked 180 cm, pointing at both of their bellies.
180 cm was actually stumped. He was stunned for a long time before saying to himself: “Fuck, whose child is mine?”
Tong Yi couldn’t stand it anymore, so he turned his head and scolded Mi Le: “Don’t you think you’re wicked? Our Si Li has been diligently single for more than twenty years, and you suddenly made him pregnant. But he doesn’t even have a partner. How did this child come about? Did he make it through masturbation?”
Mi Le actually started laughing from the scolding, and he couldn’t stop for a long time.
180 cm looked at them both a little strangely and couldn’t help but ask: “Are you two together?”
“Yes, he and I have a child, and I’m actually the one pregnant! Even in his dreams, he’s this shameless. Even if there was really a pregnancy, it should be him! Bah!” Tong Yi couldn’t help but complain.
Even if he and Mi Le dated, it was impossible that he would be the legendary bottom, right?
No matter how you look at it, it should be Mi Le who got pregnant!
“What is all this…” 180 cm was confused from hearing this.
“Sigh, don’t mention it. It’s a long story,” Tong Yi sighed.
180 cm didn’t figure out whose child he had, but he still continued to get a pregnancy test with a big heart.
As Tong Yi watched 180 cm leave with a big belly, he couldn’t help but sigh: “Si Li’s character is quite solid. You are getting to know him better and better.”
Mi Le began to get back to the main issue: “Right now, the problem is, if you can’t abort this child, won’t you have to give birth?”
“Now the question is, should you wake up or should I wake up?”
Mi Le started making an effort to wake up, but this feeling was like entering a nightmare state of sleep paralysis. He couldn’t wake up at all.
Tong Yi was also making an effort, but this strange dream continued.
“How about… you try and see if you can give birth?” Mi Le asked tentatively.
“It’s great that you’re not giving birth, isn’t it?”
Ayo🤣🤣🤣 that’s one hella outrageous dream!🤣
Thanks for the chapter!