Mi Le still wanted to laugh, but seeing Tong Yi’s gaze that was capable of killing someone, he stopped again.
It was really hard to hold back. The corners of his mouth were twitching a bit.
Tong Yi sat in the chair, feeling like life was meaningless. Occasionally, he could feel the little guy in his stomach energetically doing exercises, making him feel quite unhappy.
Why did he have to be pregnant?
Why did he have to come to Mi Le’s dreams to seek humiliation?
When they were called in, the two of them braced themselves and entered the consultation room.
After entering, the doctor learned that they hadn’t brought a pregnancy test card, and he couldn’t help but feel a sense of helplessness. He asked: “Have you undergone a routine blood and urine test?”
They both shook their heads.
“Go for an examination first. Do you still not know the order of things, even at this month? And also the fetal heart rate monitoring. Come back after you finish it.”
Tong Yi sat in the chair without moving. He asked the doctor: “Doctor, can I get a C-section for this thing of mine?”
“We have indicators for C-sections. You have a good physique, and everything is fine. Just wait for the fetal movement, then come to the hospital for delivery.”
“No… Do I need to be hospitalized first and wait for birth?”
“The hospital wards are limited. We can’t let you prepare for a long time. If you don’t have contractions for another month, would you keep staying there?”
“If he doesn’t get a C-section, how can he give birth?” Mi Le asked as well. Mi Le was too curious.
“Just persevere when the time comes. If he really can’t, he can give a painless delivery with one shot,” the doctor replied.
“The fuck?” Tong Yi was shocked.
“What?!” the doctor asked, frowning.
Tong Yi hurriedly corrected himself and continued speaking: “I’m tall, and my child will definitely also be very tall and very big. It probably won’t be easy for me to give birth.”
“Then go get an ultrasound and check the size of the child.”
“Okay.” The two of them could only leave the consultation room with a list and go get these tests done.
After completing the ultrasound, the doctor looked at it. The doctor directly issued a hospitalization form: “Your child’s head is not big, but his head circumference is too large. You will probably have to do a C-section.”
“Oh, oh, oh.” Tong Yi took the form and actually became a bit uneasy.
He was about to give birth!
After the two of them walked out of the ward, Tong Yi said to Mi Le: “I don’t think I’m doing well. I’m feeling unwell all over.”
“Do you want me to hold your hand?”
“I’ll probably need it.”
Tong Yi reached his hand out. Mi Le smiled and held it. The two of them intertwined their fingers tightly and followed the signs to the ward.
Fortunately, the two of them were actually living in a private ward.
Actually, it could be reasonably suspected that Mi Le had never been in a shared ward, so he didn’t know what that kind of ward looked like. That was why they directly came to a private ward.
He hadn’t seen it before, so he couldn’t dream it.
Tong Yi took off his shoes and sat on the bed, saying to Mi Le: “Rub my feet. I heard that pregnant women’s feet will swell, and they can’t even put on their shoes.”
Mi Le was quite helpless: “No matter how swollen your size 40 feet are, they will at most become size 42. At worst, I’ll buy you another pair of shoes.”
“Listen to your scumbag tone. I shouldn’t give birth to your child.” Tong Yi was furious.
However, Mi Le still went to help Tong Yi rub his feet.
Tong Yi’s feet were really delicate. They were not only pale, but they also had a nice shape. If these weren’t the feet of someone who was 198 centimeters tall, they would probably be pretty good feet.
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Mi Le rubbed Tong Yi’s feet for a while and thought it was quite interesting.
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Tong Yi continued to diss: “Look at the number. 7456! I’m so angry!”
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Mi Le sat in the ward alone. Suddenly, he really felt a bit excited. He held his hands tightly, feeling a bit nervous.
A doctor sent a bunch of forms for Mi Le to sign. He signed them all without even looking at the content.
On the other side, Tong Yi realized that he had been pushed into a dark place and was immediately startled.
He hadn’t come to a sketchy hospital, the kind that took children and sold them, had he?
Later on, he discovered that in Mi Le’s dream, if he was far away from Mi Le, he would enter darkness. After all, it was Mi Le’s dream, and everything revolved around Mi Le.
He entered the outskirts of the dream in a daze. After a while, someone pushed him out again.
After going out, Tong Yi finally felt pain.
It was really fucking painful!
Didn’t they give anesthesia? Why did it still hurt so much?
Tong Yi’s bed was pushed to Mi Le’s side. He saw Mi Le holding back a smile as he asked: “I heard that you’re immune to anesthesia?”
Mi Le was so angry that he cursed loudly, completely unlike someone who had just given birth: “You shameless scoundrel. You’re even tormenting me like this in your dreams!”
“It’s okay. You’ll recover quicker without anesthesia.”
“Why are you so despicable when you speak sarcastically? Try it for yourself!”
While the two of them argued, they were pushed back to the ward.
Tong Yi lay in bed in agonizing pain. Fortunately, he soon recovered.
Mi Le’s dream was like this. Even washing the dishes was finished in a moment.
After Tong Yi was a little better, he sat up and showcased his tenacious vitality to the fullest.
After looking left and right, he asked Mi Le: “Where’s the child? Is it a girl or a boy?”
Mi Le’s expression was a little complicated. He had been holding back from saying it just now, but he couldn’t hold back anymore.
“Our child’s head circumference is indeed a bit large.”
“A big-headed son?” Tong Yi asked.
Mi Le shook his head. He got up and walked out. Shortly afterwards, he pushed a little cart inside and raised a white, big-headed doll: “You gave birth to a Hello Kitty.”
Tong Yi’s expression was particularly magnificent. He was about to hit someone.
He had bragged to the doctor before that his child would definitely be tall, but then he gave birth to a short, cubby child.
He pointed to Hello Kitty and asked Mi Le: “Was our child so white and clean when it was just born?”
“Indeed. It’s even alive.”
“Was it born with a bow tie on? Did it even put on a small skirt when it was still in my belly?”
“Seems like it.”
“I was wondering why it was so active. It turns out that it was making itself clothes? It was quite busy in my stomach.”
Tong Yi held his chest and tried hard to calm himself down. He didn’t give up and asked: “Is Hello Kitty a girl or a boy?”
“Probably a girl.”
“Why don’t I have a Doraemon too? They could be a pair of boy-girl twins.”
Mi Le held Hello Kitty and started laughing uncontrollably. He wasn’t a serious dad at all.
“Stop laughing. I’m about to die of anger.” Tong Yi hit his heart with his fist. He kept feeling like his heart couldn’t bear it anymore.
He hadn’t just gotten pregnant. What was up with giving birth to a Hello Kitty?
Mi Le brought Hello Kitty to Tong Yi’s side and said: “Say Dad.”
Hello Kitty actually called out sweetly: “Dad.”
“Our child is quite amazing. It can speak at birth.” Tong Yi sighed as he looked at Hello Kitty and said, “You will be called Tong Kitty from now on.”
“Shouldn’t it have my surname?” Mi Le asked.
“I did the hard work of giving birth, and you’re going to swoop in halfway?”
“But in reality, that’s how it works.”
“Mi Tong Kitty, okay?” Tong Yi bowed to reality.
Mi Le thought about it for a moment and nodded: “Okay.”
“Why is your reluctance so annoying?”
Mi Le smiled and didn’t answer again. He held Mi Tong Kitty and went out, then closed the door to the ward.
“You’ve worked hard, dear wife.” Mi Le reached out and rubbed Tong Yi’s head.
“What’s that? Wife?” Tong Yi couldn’t help but ask.
“Yes. You gave birth, so you’re my wife.”
“Impossible. This is also your dream. It’s impossible in reality.” Tong Yi shook his head joyfully.
“Yes, it’s a dream. Otherwise in reality, if I laughed like this, I would have wrinkles in the corners of my eyes.”
“How old are you?”
“I’m tired. It will accelerate aging.”
“Oh…” Tong Yi didn’t understand anything about this aspect.
Mi Le was a bit curious about Tong Yi’s wound. He pulled away the gauze and looked at the location of the scar. He couldn’t help but sigh: “I didn’t expect it to be quite real. But how are you so energetic?”
“I’m immune to anesthesia and recover quickly,” Tong Yi replied angrily.
Mi Le was amused again.
When it was pulled away like this, not only could he see the scar, but he could also see Tong Yi’s strong abdominal muscles.
Mi Le took advantage of the opportunity, and Tong Yi didn’t care. He casually let Mi Le continue.
The feeling of the abs was not as hard as he’d imagined, but the definition was really good. Mi Le couldn’t help but touch them a few more times.
“Do you think that it’s better for men to have muscles? If you eat more and exercise more, you could also have a body like mine.” Tong Yi could still show off.
“I’m not following that route. It’s fine if I have just a little bit.” Mi Le pulled up his clothes to show Tong Yi, “It’s not like I have nothing. I also have abs and pecs. I just look thin.”
“Oh! You really have them.”
Mi Le smilingly sat next to Tong Yi, staring at him.
Tong Yi found the staring inexplicable. He asked: “What’s the matter?”
“I really like your appearance.”
“Right? Admit that I’m more handsome than you.”
“But what’s the use of having this face when you’re so tall? You should just look average, like a deep-sea fish.”
“Bah, I also sit down sometimes.”
Mi Le didn’t know why, but he was very happy today. He leaned over to Tong Yi and kissed Tong Yi on the lips.
“Why are you so cute?”
“Cute?” Tong Yi was stunned by the praise.
Were these words that Mi Le could say?
However, Mi Le’s kiss successfully pleased Tong Yi.
He had just given birth to a child. It didn’t matter. He still had the strength to give birth to seven gourd dolls and three Powerpuff girls.
“Yeah,” Mi Le answered, and kissed him again.
The connection of their lips was no longer shallow.
Tong Yi also didn’t reject him. Rather, he raised his hand and pressed down on the back of Mi Le’s head, not wanting Mi Le to leave.
He hadn’t kissed enough.
This was the feeling Tong Yi had after finishing the last kiss.
And also… in reality, when he saw Mi Le’s lips, he would subconsciously swallow saliva, recalling the feeling of kissing.
Right now, he could finally once again kiss the “annoying person.” Tong Yi naturally refused to give it up.
He wouldn’t wake up. This time, he had to cherish the opportunity.
Tong Yi’s passiveness turned into activeness. He pushed Mi Le onto the bed, then got up and pressed Mi Le’s shoulder, continuing to kiss him.
He didn’t have much experience, and there was even a hint of messiness and entanglement.
He was a bit eager, with his strength. He just wanted to kiss this person, without caring about anything else.
Soft lips, warm kisses, with a hint of sweet tongue.
Mi Le also didn’t care about Tong Yi’s wild invasion. Instead, he raised his hand and wrapped it around Tong Yi’s neck, pressing his fingers into Tong Yi’s hair, which was close to his scalp and a little prickly, but it felt good.
Tong Yi’s shoulders were very wide. This was in line with his height. Holding his excellent figure made him feel secure.
Mi Le’s hand smoothed Tong Yi’s back again and again, as though comforting him. He wanted Tong Yi to stop being so savage. His canines had torn his lips.
After a long time, Tong Yi was finally satisfied with the kissing. He licked his lips with satisfaction, squinting his eyes as he asked Mi Le: “Are you afraid?”
“Afraid of what?”
“Didn’t you get scared to death last time?”
Mi Le was still smiling, that kind of bad, effortless smile.
It was particularly charming.
“I kept thinking about just what I like about you. You’re so dumb, and you’re incredibly rough. Today, I finally figured it out. It’s probably because I feel happy when I’m with you. Today, I was laughing myself silly.”
“Like about me? Don’t tell me that you like me.”
“A little.”
Tong Yi was stunned. After a long time, he replied: “I’m a boy.”
“I’m gay,” Mi Le replied.
Author’s notes: Tong Yi’s self-reflection (2): I’m the Little Yi Yi who makes you happy. How could you cut off my little dick?
Why didn’t you care that you are a boy when you kissed him…?
Tong yi’s logic is really… Sigh.. Are you really straight once you like kissing another guy? Bro might be a bi without realising it lol
ML and TY are each others’ first love, so I mean, TY might be gay without realising it too. He’s a bit slow on the uptake anyway.
Mi Le what’re you thinking all day to be dreaming abt such thing 😭😭😭