translator: baumkuchen
Lu Qingjiu had a very long dream.
In the dream, he heard a large roar of rushing water. Through the tiny window, Lu Qingjiu saw a surging yellow river flowing past his window. This river was extremely wide, to the point that it was nothing but turbulent currents as far as the eye could see for Lu Qingjiu.
As if other than the house he was in, the entire world had been submerged in water. Lu Qingjiu felt a horror that was hard to put into words. His heart started thumping loudly in his chest. When he looked up, in the dark oppressive clouds, he saw a pair of giant eyes. Those eyes had slit pupils like that of a cat, and were filled with a gorgeous, bloody red.
Those eyes, seemingly having noticed Lu Qingjiuโs presence, looked over in his direction. Lu Qingjiu pressed his hands against his nose and mouth and tried to slow his breathing that had become rushed due to fear. He curled up in a corner of the room, not even daring to move.
The only thing he could hear was the sound of surging water. Just as Lu Qingjiu thought that that thing had left, he then heard the roar of a beast. This roar was earth-shakingly loud, to the point that even the house Lu Qingjiu was in began to shake as well. Lu Qingjiu slowly raised his head. In the sky, he saw a giant beast, rushing towards himโฆ
Following that, Lu Qingjiu was shocked awake from that terrifying dream. His body was covered in sweat, his chest heaving. Only after he expended all his effort to breathe in a bit more oxygen did his overly anxious heart calm down somewhat.
โHuff, huff, huffโฆโ Only after Lu Qingjiu calm down did he finally realise that everything that had just happened had been a dream. He reached out his hand, grabbed his phone and took a look at the time to find that it was currently past 3 in the morning, the darkest time before dawn. He sat up. He vaguely remembered that he seemed to have participated in the villageโs autumn harvest festival yesterday, drank too much alcohol and become drunk. It seemed as if he had even seen Bai Yuehuโฆ Lu Qingjiu looked down and saw that he had been changed out of the clothes he had been wearing into pyjamas. He also didnโt reek of alcohol, so he should have been given a simple wash.
It looked as if after getting drunk, he had been brought home by Bai Yuehu. Lu Qingjiu rubbed his head, feeling as if his hungover head was aching a little.
After drinking some water and calming down, he went to the bathroom and showered, washing his body that had become a little sticky with sweat.
After taking his shower, Lu Qingjiu returned to his bedroom. He looked out at the courtyard and saw the bright moon hanging in the sky. Everything was serene and peaceful.
Under the white moonlight, the entire courtyard was like it had been covered in a veil. Lu Qingjiu actually didnโt dislike this kind of quiet night. It was sufficiently bright, and there werenโt any bugs chirping, allowing his heart to become tranquil as well.
The roar in his dream was a little familiar. Lu Qingjiu soon thought of that dream heโd caught by waving the dreamcatcher over his grandmotherโs grave.
In that dream, heโd heard the same roar.
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Just, what exactly did this roar mean? What secrets were hidden in that box that his grandmother had left for him? And his parentsโ deathsโฆ
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Lu Qingjiu, thinking of how Bai Yuehu had brought him back last night, and even helped him change into his pyjamas and washed him, inexplicably felt a little embarrassed. He pretended to inadvertently avoid Bai Yuehuโs gaze and said, โEn, I drank too much yesterday, so I got up a little later today. You guys are just eating this for breakfast? Iโll make something else for you guys.โ
โItโs fine, itโs fine.โ Yin Xun waved his hands. โEating a bit of corn in a while is also good. This corn is really sweet and chewy, come have some.โ
Lu Qingjiu walked over, picked up an ear of corn and took a bite. Sure enough, it tasted delicious, both sweet and chewy, even sticking slightly to his teeth.
โAfter lunch letโs go grind up the beans,โ As Lu Qingjiu ate, he spoke with Yin Xun. From the corner of his eyes, he noticed that Bai Yuehu had stopped looking at him, and relaxed. He said, โWe can make some tofu, which we can then ferment.โ
Yin Xun said, โSounds good, sounds good.โ
Fermented tofu was a kind of soybean product almost every household had to make at least once. The process of making it was somewhat similar to that of smell tofu, but the tofu would become sticky due to fermentation, and would absorb the flavour of the ingredients it was soaked in. No matter whether it was spread on mantou or placed in porridge, it would taste delicious. Even though Lu Qingjiu had seen his grandma make it when he was young, heโd completely forgotten how to make it, so heโd specially looked it up on the internet, planning to try it out this year.
In order to make fermented tofu, one first needed tofu, so Lu Qingjiu planned on first making some tofu. He and Yin Xun brought the beans to the front of the village, ground them into soybean milk, and brought it back to make into tofu.
Because the weather was beginning to get cold, the trees in the village were beginning to lose their leaves. The forest was like a sheet of gold, looking incredibly beautiful.
In order to make it through the winter, Lu Qingjiu truly had too many things to do. After making the tofu, he still need to smoke the meat heโd brought into cured meat by burning wood. Only then would it be able to keep better. When the time came, he would use the cured meat to stew green beans, another good dish.
As Lu Qingjiu was so busy, he simply handed over the matter of the Taobao shop to Yin Xun to deal with, letting him manage the delivery and after-sales services.
Yin Xun obediently agreed, but because he didnโt use computers often, and wasnโt familiar with the keyboard, he would sit in front of the computer, using two fingers to slowly type out his replies.
โAm I being too slow?โ He was a little worried and turned his head to ask Lu Qingjiu who was sitting not very far away, his head currently lowered as he worked on curing the meat.
โBeing slow is fine,โ Lu Qingjiu said indifferently, โIf they want to buy it, they will. Help me pour in some soy sauce.โ
โOkay.โ Yin Xun eagerly ran over.
The meat was divided into soy sauce meat and cured meat, but both needed to be marinated for some time. In the cool autumn weather, the meat wouldnโt easily spoil. Adding on the good ventilation, they would be able to smoke the meat in a month. The best type of wood for smoking meat was fruit wood. This way, the smoked meat would have the fragrance of fruit wood. Even though there would be people who smoke meat every year, but only better off families would be able to do it. After all, to a normal household, tens of jin of meat was a big expense.
After helping pour in the soy sauce for Lu Qingjiu, Yin Xun then ran back to continue tapping on the keyboard. As he tapped and tapped, he suddenly frowned and said,โJiu-er, thereโs some person saying that their hair growth water doesnโt work, they want a refund.โ
Lu Qingjiuโs movements stilled. โWhat?โ
Yin Xun said, โThey said that there was no effect after they used it, they want a refund.โ He moved backwards slightly, letting Lu Qingjiu see the screen.
โOh, then just refund them,โ Lu Qingjiu said indifferently. Anyways he couldnโt confirm that every bottle of hair growth water would work. Since someone said that it didnโt have an effect, it didnโt matter if they refunded them.
Hearing this, Yin Xun nodded, then refunded said person.
At the time, Lu Qingjiu and Yin Xun thought that the matter had ended just like that, but who knew that not even two days later, there were suddenly three or four people saying that they wanted a refund one after another. In the beginning, Lu Qingjiu hadnโt thought anything of it, but after looking at those peopleโs addresses, he found that they all seemed to have come from the same programming company, and all worked as programmers.
Suspicion formed in Lu Qingjiuโs heart, because he remembered that the first sale he had made to that company had expressed that the effects were very good. Could it be that the hair growth water had a different effect on every person?
Lu Qingjiu asked for the specifics of what had happened, and all the buyersโ answers were very consistent, saying that they had applied it to their head, but there wasnโt any effect. Because Lu Qingjiu had promised that he would give them a refuned, they specially came over to the after-sales service chat.
Lu Qingjiu looked at the buyerโs name and suddenly thought of something. He searched up this name on social media, and unexpectedly, he really did find him.ย
Just that in that personโs social media, that personโs performance was completely different from what they had said.
On it, they had greatly praised the effect of the hair growth water, and even attached a photo of their thick, dark hair. The owner of the photograph admiringly expressed that they had never used such a good hair growth product before, just that the price was a little expensive, but other than that there were no other bad points.
Seeing this picture, Lu Qingjiu let out a cold laugh. But he didnโt say anything, simply refunding the person, but asked this group of people asking for refunds to send back the glass bottles and boxes. Those people instantly agreed.
That night, Lu Qingjiu casually told this story to Bai Yuehu and Yin Xun as gossip. Actually, he wasnโt very angry, he just felt that it was a little ironic.
โIsnโt this too much?โ However, Yin Xun got angry. โClearly the effects are so good, why do they have to say that it didnโt work? Isnโt this spoiling our shopโs name? And they even had to ask for a refund โ simply too much.โ
Unexpectedly, Lu Qingjiu was very indifferent. โThereโs nothing we can do about this. After all, we canโt see them in person, if they say it doesnโt work, could it be that we can just insist that theyโre lying?โ
Yin Xun said, โNo, Iโm really angry.โ He had lived alone in Shuifu village for a long time, having almost no contact with people. Naturally, he had seldom seen the ugly side of human nature.
โDonโt be angry, donโt be angry,โ Lu Qingjiu said, โIf Iโd known earlier that you would react like this, I wouldnโt have told you.โ Bai Yuehu had the same reaction as he did, not showing any expression nor saying anything, looking like he didnโt really care.
โThen in the future what if they all follow in these peopleโs footsteps? What would we do then?โ Yin Xun asked, โWould we even need to keep running the shop?โ
Lu Qingjiu said, โThey wonโt, there are bad people in this world, but there are also good people. Thereโll always be people who feel like the effects are good and will help advertise it for us. Just eat, your foodโs about to get cold.โ
Yin Xun angrily shoved his food into his mouth.
baum: people like that really make my blood boil (โฌเฒ ็เฒ )
on a brighter note, the lovely gu from discord made some beautiful fanart!
Thanks for the hard work love the story ^_^
Thank you for the lovely chapter โค
Those who ask for refund will have their hair refunded too. Their faith isn’t strong enough.
+1
Gahahahaha XD XD
So that’s how they loรฒk like. I would’ve thought LQJ’s hair is black and BYH hide his ear. What about รX? Lovely fanart by the way.
i hope so! they’re so evil! =w=
I wonder if the goddess of luscious locks will deal with these ungrateful shmucks.
Thanks for the great translation โฅ๏ธ
So shameless (#)๏ฝฯยด(#)
Thanks for the chapter! ^ ^
I hope the well lady then cursed them and they’ll start balding without an ounche to regrow
I want to get revenge!
face slap them until they see 10 generations of their ancestors!
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Nah. 10 generations of hair loss
….considering that the hair growth is a literal curse turned blessing, there’s going to be some divine retribution in the future. It’s not like our newly ascended hair deity can let people believe they can just bully her benefactor right? Thanks for the chapter!!! Cooking papa is so cute
No faith = Hair loss. ๐
Since WellMaiden is going to ascend.. maybe all liars can be cursed.. bwahahaha..
Sacred water should be treated well..
Cursed will uncurable baldness
I hope those people become bald again!
Thanks for the chapter!
And after that they’ll go bald over night? xDD
Thx for the ch \(โงโฝโฆ)/
Aren’t they afraid that the backyard well ghost-almost-god will strike lightning on them?
Thank you for the chapter~
Ugh! Those hateful people should go bald forever ah!
Thank you for the chapter
Those assholes better be prepared to be bald after a few days. Lols!!
Thanks for the chapter!!! ๐
Thanks for the update
So they lied to get money and free hair? i hope they go completely bald
Damn, that fanart is awesome! Oftentimes, when I see fanart, it conflicts with the idea of the character I have in my head and thus, I dislike it, but even though they don’t really match, I still like it lol
Though I always imagined BY without the ears and without an expression.
The fanart looks so good!! ๐ณ
Oohh..those cheaters…Miss Ghost will come and make you bald for good๐๐๐
………aren’t all of their colour hair black? they’re chinese and the setting is realistic aside from the spirits and gods
Didn’t the story said that MC has a handsome but gentle face? Why does the drawing looks like MC likes games and drinks alot? ๐คฃ
Oh, it’s a fanart