Fantasy FarmCh17 - Big bird

…white feathers

translator: baumkuchenย  editor: ellabells jv1R7U

Usually, Lu Qingjiu would probably have seriously thought the matter through, but his brain, fogged by alcohol, was no longer able to think clearly. He remained in a dizzy state, just staring blankly at the ceiling, and before long, fell asleep.

The next morning, Lu Qingjiu woke up with a hangover. The first thing he did after getting up was to run to the courtyard and take a look around.

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Bai Yuehu had woken up earlier than Lu Qingjiu and seemed to be on his way to water the fields.

โ€œYuehu,โ€ Lu Qingjiu suddenly spoke up. Vo4LnF

Bai Yuehu looked towards him, โ€œEn?โ€

โ€œLast nightโ€ฆโ€ Lu Qingjiu said, โ€œLast night, did anything happen?โ€ Even though he had been drunk, he did vaguely remember something happening.

Bai Yuehu replied, โ€œNothing much.โ€

Lu Qingjiu sighed inwardly, thinking that Bai Yuehu didnโ€™t plan on speaking any further. Who knew that his next line would be, โ€œIt wasnโ€™t anything big, I just had another meal.โ€

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Lu Qingjiu, โ€œ…โ€

Bai Yuehu, seeing Lu Qingjiuโ€™s face full of shock, thought for a moment, then added, โ€œToday weโ€™ll be having an outsider come by.โ€

Lu Qingjiu trembled with fear, โ€œIs it a guest?โ€

Bai Yuehu said, โ€œGuest?โ€ He was silent for a moment, as if considering whether the word โ€œguestโ€ would be appropriate for this person. Finally he said, โ€œWeโ€™ll see.โ€ LeofvH

Lu Qingjiu, โ€œ…โ€ Miraculously, he actually could understand what Bai Yuehu meant by that. โ€œWeโ€™ll seeโ€ probably meant that he needed to see if this person would taste good or not. If they didnโ€™t, he could reluctantly consider them a guest, if they didโ€ฆ Theyโ€™d probably end up like that big bird from last night.

Bai Yuehu grabbed the bucket of water, and left. Lu Qingjiu, seeing him go, silently returned to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. In a bit, Bai Yuehu would be done with watering and come back to eat.

Todayโ€™s breakfast was tangyuan personally rolled by Lu Qingjiu. The glutinous rice used to make the tangyuan was bought from the village. After beating it into powder, he mixed it with water and divided the resulting dough into into equal portions, then he added the tangyuan filling inside. The filling had been bought premade from town, it was a sesame seed filling. He wrapped the sesame seed filling in the glutinous rice dough and dropped them into boiling water to cook. Then he poured in some rice wine, cracked in an egg, and the bowl of tangyuan was done.

With Bai Yuehu dealing with the most troublesome thing in the house, the vegetable fields, Lu Qingjiu was a lot more relaxed and could spend more time making food. Bai Yuehu probably also thought similarly, or else he definitely wouldnโ€™t have so enthusiastically taken over the farming. czRwCE

By the time Lu Qingjiu was finished making tangyuan, Bai Yuehu had just about returned. Along with him was a still-yawning Yin Xun.

Yin Xun brought a bowl of tangyuan with him to the courtyard. He fed the chickens as he ate. Their chickens were growing remarkably quickly. Under normal circumstances, it would take about half a year for hens to grow up and start laying eggs. However, it was as if their familyโ€™s chickens had been injected with growth hormones, already several times larger. Unfortunately, Yin Xun remained unphased by these mutant chickens, not at all seeing a need to mention this matter to Lu Qingjiu. So Lu Qingjiu, who had no experience whatsoever in raising chickens, didnโ€™t notice anything strange about his chickens.

The little chicks circled Yin Xun, chirping. Occasionally, Yin Xun would pick out a tangyuan and give it to them to eat with relish.

As usual, Bai Yuehu was completely unafraid of heat, popping the tangyuan into his mouth one by one. Watching him made Lu Qingjiuโ€™s own tongue hurt. Even though the tangyuan fillings had been bought, they were still very fragrant. When one bit open the glutinous rice dough, black sesame seed filling would pour out. With a roll of the tongue, the liquidy, chewy texture would smoothly be swallowed down. Lvp4xI

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When all was said and done, glutinous rice was very filling so Lu Qingjiu was full after just one bowl. Yin Xun also didnโ€™t have much of an appetite, so in the end, the remainder all ended up in Bai Yuehuโ€™s stomach. After he finished eating, he, as usual, went over to โ€œhisโ€ chair in the courtyard, and begun to nap.

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Lu Qingjiu went to the pigsty to feed the pigs first. Then, just as he was planning on going with Yin Xun to the fields to harvest some vegetables for lunch, he heard the sound of a car by the door.

This village was incredibly small, there were only two people who owned cars. Hearing the sound of a car, Lu Qingjiu knew that it was an outsider whoโ€™d arrived. He immediately thought of Bai Yuehuโ€™s words from earlierโ€”โ€” Whether it was a guest or not, would depend on the circumstances.

The door squeaked open, drawing everyoneโ€™s eyes. In the doorway appeared a somewhat familiar face. Lu Qingjiu immediately recognised who this person was, โ€œMister Chao?!โ€ byOjuw

Yes, the visitor was the big customer who had bought all of the tomatoes in town the day before, Chao Qianyu. Although he had said heโ€™d come visit Lu Qingjiu, Lu Qingjiu hadnโ€™t expected him to drop by the very next day. Also, from his expression, he seemed a little anxious.

Chao Qianyu said, โ€œMister Lu, sorry for disturbing.โ€ He stood in the doorway, having no intention of entering any further. His gaze flitted across the courtyard for a moment, before landing on Bai Yuehu, who seemed to be sleeping.

โ€œEn,โ€ Lu Qingjiu replied, โ€œYou came by so soon?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ Chao Qianyu asked, โ€œWould it be alright if I came in to discuss the details with you?โ€ 4ywBQ8

Lu Qingjiu said, โ€œYeah, thatโ€™s fine.โ€

Only after hearing this did Chao Qianyu relax. In a few steps, he walked over to Lu Qingjiuโ€™s side. As he crossed the middle of the courtyard, he sniffed. As if heโ€™d smelled something, his face abruptly changed. He exclaimed, โ€œMister Lu!โ€

Lu Qingjiu responded, โ€œAh?โ€

Chao Qianyu said, โ€œIt was I who was ignorant, unable to recognise the Mt. Tai before my eyes, please Mister Lu, please let off my bird!โ€ 3DV7bE

Lu Qingjiu was shocked by this sudden development. He froze for a few seconds but still couldnโ€™t understand what Chao Qianyu meant, โ€œWhat did you say?โ€

Chao Qianyuโ€™s face had turned an ugly shade of puce, as if he thought Lu Qingjiu was feigning ignorance. โ€œMister Lu, whatever requests you have, just say them. As long as itโ€™s within my power, Iโ€™ll definitely fulfill them!โ€

Lu Qingjiu seemed to remember something and gave an awkward cough, โ€œBy โ€œyour birdโ€, are you referring to that red-beaked, white-feathered, bigโ€ฆ bird?โ€

Chao Qianyu solemnly nodded. dXn7bK

Lu Qingjiu said, โ€œOhโ€ฆโ€ He snuck a glance at Bai Yuehu. Seeing that from beginning to end, Bai Yuehu hadnโ€™t even opened his eyes, he couldnโ€™t help but feel even more guilty. Faced with Chao Qianyuโ€™s sharp eyes, he felt a little like someone whose pet had accidentally bitten someone elseโ€™s pet to deathโ€ฆ

Chao Qianyu caught a hint from Lu Qingjiuโ€™s expression, and cried out, โ€œMister Lu?โ€

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Lu Qingjiu said, โ€œThisโ€ฆ Itโ€™s like this, I uh, even though I did see that bird last night, but it flew off after that.โ€

Chao Qianyu, โ€œ…โ€ GqeAHh

Lu Qingjiu forced out a fake smile, โ€œReally.โ€

Chao Qianyuโ€™s expression turned even more somber, he asked, โ€œThen can Mister Lu answer me this one question?โ€

Lu Qingjiu said, โ€œEn?โ€

Chao Qianyu said, โ€œSince it flew off, then why is Mister Luโ€™s courtyard filled with the smell of my birdโ€™s blood?โ€ p8eddl

Lu Qingjiu, โ€œYouโ€™re probably mistakenโ€ฆโ€

Before he could finished, Bai Yuehu, who had originally been sitting and resting, suddenly opened his eyes. Although his pair of black eyes were the same as ever, carrying no particular emotions, Chao Qianyuโ€™s body shook violently, as if Bai Yuehuโ€™s gaze was terrifying.

โ€œI know where your bird is,โ€ Bai Yuehu said, โ€œDo you want to see it?โ€

Chao Qianyu forced out a smile, โ€œThis person isโ€ฆโ€ F97Adf

โ€œThis is my friend,โ€ Lu Qingjiu said, โ€œHis name is Bai Yuehu.โ€

Chao Qianyu, โ€œBai Yuehuโ€ฆโ€ He carefully mulled over this name, deep doubt in his eyes. He muttered in a low voice, โ€œThatโ€™s not right?โ€

Bai Yuehu interrupted him in a cold voice, โ€œWhatโ€™s not right?โ€ He got up, and walked up to Chao Qianyu. He spoke once more, โ€œDo you want to reunite with your bird?โ€

Chao Qianyu seemed to finally get the underlying meaning in Bai Yuehuโ€™s words. His eyes went wide, and his entire body trembled a couple of times. He immediately turned around, wanting to leave, but Bai Yuehu grabbed ahold of his shoulder. upO5sn

โ€œWhere are you going in such a hurry?โ€ Bai Yuehu asked coldly.

Even though Lu Qingjiu didnโ€™t know what had happened, he could clearly sense Chao Qianyuโ€™s utter terror. He was terrified to the point where he didnโ€™t even dare meet Bai Yuehuโ€™s gaze. He opened and closed his mouth, then said hoarsely, โ€œMister Baiโ€ฆโ€

โ€œWerenโ€™t you here to buy tomatoes?โ€ Bai Yuehu asked.

Chao Qianyu made a shocked expression, evidently not expecting Bai Yuehu to say such a thing. tgF2cj

Bai Yuehu, seeing Chao Qianyu remain silent, seemed a little unhappy. He asked, โ€œWhat, not planning on buying anymore?โ€

Not being able to sell their tomatoes = No money to buy meat = no meat to eat = going hungryโ€ฆ Bai Yuehuโ€™s eyes darkened.

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โ€œNo, no, no, no, Iโ€™m buying, buying, buying,โ€ Chao Qianyu, in a burst of energy, shouted, โ€œIโ€™ll buy it all!โ€

Only after hearing this was Bai Yuehu satisfied. He loosened his grip on Chao Qianyuโ€™s shoulder, then turned and walked away. 79hBLv

Chao Qianyu suddenly let out a huge sigh of relief. He gasped weakly, โ€œMister Luโ€ฆ I want all those tomatoesโ€ฆโ€

Lu Qingjiu noticed that there were actually several lines of sweat running down his face between his temples and his ears, it seemed like he had been shocked to the point of breaking out in cold sweat. For a while, he didnโ€™t quite know what to say.

โ€œCould I be so bold as to ask a question?โ€ After Chao Qianyu recovered from his panic, he seemed to have thought of something and asked Lu Qingjiu in a small voice, โ€œWere those tomatoes grown by you, Mister Lu?โ€

โ€œThe tomatoes? Nope,โ€ Lu Qingjiu shook his head. Jaengp

โ€œThen who grew them?โ€ Chao Qianyu asked.

โ€œIt was Bai Yuehu,โ€ Lu Qingjiu honestly replied.

Chao Qianyu made an undescribable expression. Because the look on his face was too complex, Lu Qingjiu couldnโ€™t tell what exactly it meant, but the amazement was still very obvious.

โ€œBuy, Iโ€™ll buy them all,โ€ Chao Qianyu said, โ€œHowever many there are, I want that manyโ€ฆ by all means, please donโ€™t be polite!โ€ 6A4TCU

Lu Qingjiu, โ€œ…This, youโ€™re not forcing yourself, are you?โ€ He was afraid Chao Qianyu was doing this because of Bai Yuehu.

Who knew that just as he finished speaking, Chao Qianyu would burst out agitatedly, โ€œNot at all, not at all! Iโ€™ll have to trouble you! From now on please sell all your tomatoes to me! If someone tries to fight me for themโ€”โ€” Iโ€™ll kill themโ€”โ€”โ€

Lu Qingjiu: โ€œ…โ€ Oh, people nowadays are really hard to understand.

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The author has something to say:

Bai Yuehu: Want to buy tomatoes, or want to die?

Chao Qianyu: Iโ€™ll buy!!!

Mister Lu Qingjiu watching on the sidelines expresses that he doesnโ€™t know either of them. 5i4Bxc


I love Bai Yuehu and his methods, haha

Anyways, TLing this chapter made me so dang hungry forย tangyuan (glutinous rice dumplings) omg

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tangyuan come in many different colours (esp the premade ones) xgnIAk

and here’s an image showing off the black sesame seed filling~

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27 comments

  1. [Not being able to sell their tomatoes = No money to buy meat = no meat to eat = going hungry]

    This logic is so damn true

  2. Thanks for the chapter! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

  3. Well I do feel a little bad for this guy but the tomatoes are good so heโ€™s not totally losing out. Except for his big bird lol.

    Thanks for the great translation โ™ฅ๏ธ

    • ๐Ÿคฃ Except for this big bird…

  4. โ€œIt was I who was ignorant, unable to recognise the Mt. Tai before my eyes, please Mister Lu, please let off my bird!โ€

    I’ve read too many danmeis, I’ve become a pervert.

  5. Is he a Fox God?? Why people darn scared of him, lol lol

  6. The tangyuan look so good ๐Ÿคค thank you for the chapter โค๏ธ and alluring food porn

  7. This kind of forced selling is actually good for LQJ’s business. Please oppress the buyers more BYH! Thank you for the translation..

  8. I feel so sorry for mr. chaoโ€™s bird but at least he gets all the best tomatoes in town. This is probably the most aggressive tomato selling iโ€™ve ever read in my entire life. :)))))

    Thank you for the chapter! โ™ฅ๏ธŽโ™ฅ๏ธŽโ™ฅ๏ธŽ

  9. How to earn money in a few minutes,

    Use Bai Yuehu’s methods. (:ะทใ‚โˆ )

  10. the tomatoes maybe have some kind of power in it…

  11. there’s probably some remnant of spiritual power?

  12. Why do I get the feeling that the tomatoes also possibly now have a special effect? Like if big birds owner is willing to kill for them its either fear of death by Bai Yuehu or greed for a spiritual boost maybe? ๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. Not being able to sell their tomatoes = No money to buy meat = no meat to eat = going hungry

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    BYH is hungrier than Ling Xiao of Legendary Master’s Wife! As expected of a taotie! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. God all the food porn ~~~ craving for tangyuan now hehe….. maybe Iโ€™ll buy some tomorrow T_T~~~~

    Also heh I wonder what this Chao Qianyu is…