Edited by Elanor
Extra I
[Straight Couple’s Daily Life, I mustn’t be the only one who is blinded, understand.]
1L: Here it comes, here it comes!
2L: Get your number, today is also the day that this single dog falls for the stinky couple.
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30L: Where is today’s portion of lethal amount of sugar, bring it up to this old man!
45L: Here we go, here we go, new picture, risking my life to steal it!
[A handsome man named Lu is staring intently at the ring on his hand.jpg]
The man in the photo was quite handsome, but had an unapproachable aura.
But this was the man who was not to be trifled with, looking intently at the ring on his hand, with a faint smile on his lips.
48L: Made a point of noting the time and he just kept staring at the ring for six or seven minutes without moving! It was only when the teacher got to the point that he took his eyes off the ring. I was so impressed, I wouldn’t be able to stare at a ring for that long anyway, and my boyfriend definitely couldn’t either.
53L: …… This is okay? I remember he was already wearing that ring for a while now, can he still look at it that long?
54L: You see the ring, I, Lu, see the proof of love with my baby! Hm, [fish-lipped human.jpg]
63L: Today’s share of dog food has arrived, cold dog food in my face haphazardly, stinking straight couple so loving.
The atmosphere in the building was a thousand times more peaceful, until someone on the 100th floor wondered about Lu Xun and Ye Yao’s relationship.
168L: Just by wearing similar rings, they can be considered a couple? They could actually be good friends and good brothers, so don’t get the wrong idea, it’s not a good idea to say they are gay in the forum.
The air of joy in the building intensified.
170L: In this day and age, there is still talk of brotherhood! Yes, that’s right, socialist brotherhood with our own characteristics.
175L: [Good Friends, One Life, One Quilt.jpg]
176L: Although I only want to hold hands and hug and kiss you, and I only want to be with you for the rest of my life, but we are just good buddies! Right baby, let’s kiss and we’ll get married after graduation.
179L: Laugh out loud, 168L, do you have the guts to say this in front of Lu Xun and see what his face is like?
180L: Someone Lu: I went out of my way to let everyone know that Someone Ye and I were a couple, but then Someone else said we were friends, gasp.jpg
185L: A lot of people have asked, and they’ve just admitted that they’re together. We don’t do the sneaky thing, we just do it openly! Let’s do it! I’m not going to be able to get a good deal on this.
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234L: Straight couples are playing basketball together tomorrow afternoon, so we’ll see you all there!
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We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
359L: Folks, I’m back with lots of pictures, let’s get high!
[Lots of photos of the game in progress.jpg]
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When people used to post pictures of Lu Xun and Ye Yao playing basketball together, they used to p-shop them, like adding a few little hearts between them, but now they just upload them directly, not wanting to take away the unspoken atmosphere.
361L: Is my filter on too thick, I feel like they’re looking at each other, so …… so that ah!
362L: drop, can color switch.jpg
363L: Gotta get horny, gotta get horny!
364L: Both of them are so physically fit, the sex must be intense.
365L: Upstairs is right, I was the bed under them, I saw it, they both broke me. That’s why I can be reborn now and tell the truth – it was really intense!
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After the basketball game, it was time for the reserved programme that everyone was waiting for.
Anyone who had followed Ye Yao and Lu Xun’s basketball games knew that they often drank from the same bottle of water, all mouth-to-mouth.
Wasn’t this just direct indirect kissing in broad daylight? So it became a well-deserved reserve for couples’ basketball games.
The frontline staff regrettably passed on a picture and a quote: They brought two bottles of water this time …… There should be no more reserved shows, teary eyed.
The picture showed a sweaty Ye Yao and Lu Xun on the basketball court at the end of the game, each with a bottle of mineral water in their hands, unscrewing and drinking.
370L: Rational discussion, just one bottle of water to replenish two people is indeed not quite enough, they must still feel thirsty after drinking one bottle of water together before, now it’s normal to take two bottles of water …… but even more normal can’t stop my heart from breaking all over the place ah hey!
371L: When I knocked other CP’s, the main characters can be in the same frame is already considered to be sugar. Here they do not drink in the same bottle of water, I feel so sad, this is the feeling of being spoiled?
372L: Crying, so heartbroken.
373L: So heartbroken.
375L: Don’t be heartbroken just yet, there’s a new move, I’m posting a picture!
Another new picture was posted, Lu Xun stopped after drinking about half of the water in his hand and bumped Ye Yao’s shoulder.
Ye Yao, who had been tilting his head back to drink the water, looked a bit helpless, but stopped himself and handed Lu Xun half of the water he had drunk, and took the other half from Lu Xun’s hand.
The two of them drank from each other’s bottles.
378L: Fuck!
379L: Fuck, there’s still this kind of operation!
380L: …… I thought with two bottles of water, they must not be able to drink together anymore, never thought in a million years that they would have this move, or I was just naive.
381L: I suspect that someone surnamed Lu is deliberately putting on a show, just to let everyone know that Ye Yao is his man! Who’s for and who’s against?
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The basketball game ended and the post slowed down until it was topped up again in the evening.
421L: Sisters, I saw them in the food court next to the school, wearing couples clothing. Are they really afraid that people wouldn’t recognise them as a couple ah?
The bottom of this floor had a blurry back picture, two people wearing identical clothes standing together in front of a barbecue stall, waiting for their food to be grilled.
423L: After watching for a while, are they all stuck together except for class time? This is too sticky, how do they manage to be together every time, don’t they get tired of it?
424L: The OP looks like a newcomer, they have been like this since their straight days. This is called love.jpg
426L: It is said that before they got together as a couple they also stuck together everyday, also drank from one bottle of water together, wore couple’s clothes, held hands and strolled around campus. In fact, they had already bent each other long ago, right? [My eyes have seen through too much.jpg]
427L: Upstairs, What a good point! This wave is called thinking you’re straight, but you’re really a mosquito coil!
Another photo was posted to the building, the barbecue was ready and Ye Yao was sitting on a chair eating it, while Lu Xun, who was next to him, turned his head to the other side, his brow furrowed and his expression unfriendly as he looked at the nearby table.
There was a tall boy at the table nearby looking in Ye Yao’s direction, looking a bit dazed.
443L: I’m happy, I’m happy, let me decipher that look, ‘Don’t you have a wife of your own, why are you staring at my wife?’
445L: It’s obvious that someone is jealous and trying to act generous in front of his wife.
446L: I’ll say one thing, Ye Beauty is really good looking, I’m a straight guy and I was in a trance when I first saw him up close. He’s the perfect type in my mind.
447L: Why, who wouldn’t be?
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481L: The straight couple ate and left. I feel like God Lu’s jealousy was still intact and he was plastered on Ye Beauty when he left.
482L: A moment of silence for Ye Beauty’s waist tonight ……
485L: Ye Beauty’s skin is so pale and tender, he must look really good when he blushes when he’s having sex.
As the night wore on and the conversation turned to topics that were not appropriate for children, the conversation building remained hot.
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782L: Who is it, who deleted the above floor and reported the post! My happy memories, snapped and gone!
783L: You have the ability to report a request to delete a floor, you have the ability to stand up for yourself!
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“All the posts have been deleted?” Ye Yao stroked Lu Xun’s hair.
“Deleted” Lu Xun put the phone aside and hugged Ye Yao, “I’ll see if they say it again, then I’ll get them all deleted again.”
Ye Yao didn’t know whether to laugh or cry, he saw Lu Xun’s request to get the posts deleted. It was a public forum, so one couldn’t go too far, you’ll be banned by the admins, so no one said anything specific and used subtle words to express.
“Don’t be angry, they didn’t say anything specific.” Ye Yao hugged Lu Xun back, “You saw them saying I’m angry, why are you still angry when they complimented you on how powerful you must be?”
“Is that something they can praise, who wants them to praise?” Lu Xun buried his head in Ye
Yao’s shoulder and rubbed it a few times, “I only want compliments from Yao Yao, but you don’t even compliment me much, do you think you’re doing the right thing?”
Ye Yao: “……”
It’s not that he didn’t want to praise Lu Xun, it’s just that Lu Xun became too happy and enthusiastic when praised, and he couldn’t handle it.
Lu Xun said quietly, “When we were having a barbecue today, there was a man who kept looking at you.”
Ye Yao hadn’t noticed the man at all, and he was sure Lu Xun knew he hadn’t either, so now Lu Xun was probably just playing on the issue.
“Last time we ran out of stuff and we just forgot to buy it again.” Ye Yao took out his phone, “I’ll use the errands app to get me a few boxes ……”
Before Ye Yao could tap into the errands app, his phone was taken away and thrown to the other end of the sofa.
The young man had a sour look on his face: “The family is poor and can’t afford to pay, so save what you can, tomorrow I’ll go back to collecting rubbish to feed you.”
“Our family is broke?” Ye Yao asked.
Lu Xun nodded with a sad face, “So poor that we can only eat white porridge with pickles.”
Ye Yao deliberately contradicted Lu Xun: “It’s okay, I still have money in my card.”
Lu Xun’s certain longing had been growing stronger of late, and Ye Yao could easily detect it.
Ye Yao was a man too, and he understood Lu Xun’s desire.
Lu Xun was obviously very, very tempted, but after a few sniffs on Ye Yao, he dutifully pulled out his phone and did what Ye Yao wanted.
Ye Yao held Lu Xun’s phone down and raised an eyebrow, “Not going to keep going for a bit? It’s not like you.”
“Let’s not do that if you don’t want to,” Lu Xun kissed Ye Yao, “after all, it’s said to be uncomfortable, forget it.”
Lu Xun just gave up on his natural desire to be a man.
Ye Yao was silent for a moment, smiled, pulled Lu Xun’s collar down and whispered, “How do I know if it’s not comfortable if you don’t try it ……?”
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What the author has to say.
I will write a few extras, just a hint to buy them according to your interest.
The next story is about Lu Xun’s temporary amnesia after the wedding, when he thought he was a straight man, Ye Yao knows that Lu Xun has become bent, so he teased Lu Xun. For example, he sits on Lu Xun’s lap and watches a movie with him on purpose, and says to Lu Xun, “You’re straight” when he is blushing.
For those teenagers who want to be in love, you can wait a couple of years.
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Thank You for the new chapter ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)˚๐*˟ ♡
More vinegar drinking Lu Xun! Yay! 😂😂
Thanks for the chapter! 😘
I waited to binge the last few chapters cause I was always left wanting more– and I gotta say this couple didn’t disappoint in sweetness once they got their issues straightened out (heh).
I’ll say I specially liked how yaoyao dealt with LX’s sheer intensity (his internal thoughts and reasoning were great to read), and how LX finally puts the dere in yandere– he wants to be with him like white on rice, but he’s not going to restrict him, just sulk a bit (a lot) but understand when something’s too much.
The extras seem very fun too and I have the feeling their university is going to be known among the students for promoting “a pure, deep brotherhood” 😂
They are too cuuuute
Widow and widower 😄 he must think 12 years is such a long time! Whereas when I look back to those years, I can’t believe I managed to do so much stupid stuff in only 12 years 😂.
qFor some reason I imagined him wearing dominatrix type clothing 🤭 which is not for daily use apparently
💚💚💚💚💛💛💛💛🧡🧡🧡 Thanks for the chapter
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Forget it, I stung somewhere else 🤣 I come from Transmigrating like cannon fodder Abandoned by the movie star
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