“What?!?!” In his 3000 plus years of life, this was the first time that Huo Li had forgotten where he was and shouted in the middle of the street.
System 099: [Lord Host, you didn’t hear wrong. It’s…… andrology.]
“Why would Xu Yun Cheng book me an appointment with an andro……” Seeing that the other saviours in the streets of the Salvation Alliance Town were casting weird glances at him, Huo Li immediately ceased talking and ended his conversation with 099. Suppressing the discomfort in his heart, he quickly strode back to his villa.
Zombie world
In a small room in Yun Cheng, the Chang Feng members gathered around Xu Yun Cheng and Xiao Yi. The send-off dinner was about to begin.
System 123: [Ding. Mr James, the psychiatrist who 099 has booked you an appointment with, requests to speak with you.]
System 123: [Ding. Mr Davis, the ophthalmologist who 099 has booked you an appointment with, requests to speak with you.]
Currently playing the role of the qualified boss of Chang Feng base, for a split second, Xu Yun Cheng thought that he was hallucinating. But after hearing System 123 repeatedly transmit the two online call requests, Xu Yun Cheng could only say that he needed to go to the bathroom and excused himself. Out of everyone’s sight, he directly teleported from the bathroom downstairs to a desolate grove outside Yun Cheng. Rejecting the two call requests that were transmitting on a loop, he then put through an instant call to Huo Li, costing 10,000 points per minute.
“Huo Li, what are you thinking?! I’m in the middle of a mission! I don’t have time to play with you!” Xu Yun Cheng roared amidst the trees.
“I want to ask you the same thing!” Huo Li’s disgruntled voice came from the other side. “You were the one who first booked me an appointment!”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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“Hai, I just happened to glance at the forum homepage that day and saw that it was filled with words such as ‘Surnamed H God’, ‘sucked dry’, ‘newbie little boyfriend’, ‘delayed mission completion time’, ‘negative 25%’ and ‘wearing pyjamas’. You know my ability; when it comes to time, I am never wrong. That night, Xiao Yi only left for a total of 15 minutes and 17 seconds. Excluding the transmission time, he only stayed in the mission world for a total of 10 minutes and 2 seconds. Then, between the two of you, your…… non work interaction…” Xu Yun Cheng awkwardly thought for a moment and finally came up with a less direct phrase. As if relieved from a burden, he continued:
“Right! Your non work interaction only lasted for 2 minutes. So that’s why I……”
“Xu Yun Cheng!!! Open any of the posts in the forum and read what they’re actually talking about!” Huo Li furiously yelled at him. “Then go and see an ophthalmologist to get your eyes properly treated! An old antique like you who’s lived for more than 7000 years, just what kind of perverted thoughts are going through your mind!”
Huo Li then disconnected the call. Having been scolded for his well-intentioned actions, Xu Yun Cheng opened a post in confusion. A moment later, his expression that had remained steady for over 7000 years instantly turned red…… It turns out that they were talking about points! Are his thoughts really that perverted? The 7000 year old Xu Yun Cheng sunk into deep self-reflection.
When the Chang Feng base members all started to think that their boss had an upset stomach, Xu Yun Cheng finally adjusted his mood and re-entered his role, solemnly walking out of the bathroom.
Salvation Alliance town
Lying on the big bed in his villa, Huo Li kept thinking over the headline in his mind. <<Shock! Surnamed H God actually made an appointment with an andrology specialist!>> He was caught up in a psychological war between reason and his selfish desires.
To be or not to be!
To survive or perish!
To hype or not to hype!
Huo Li was having an internal struggle. If he sent out this big information, then Xiao Yi wouldn’t need to worry about the network data problem at all. Within 5 minutes, the words ‘Surnamed H God’ and ‘andrology’ would definitely explode all over the network!
However…… perhaps for the next millennium, his ‘Huo Li’ name would be completely bound with the word ‘andrology’!
Half an hour later, his dignity ultimately prevailed. Huo Li then threw that polished headline into the back of his mind. If Xiao Yi really does become exposed because of the Salvation Alliance forum, it wasn’t that the memories of the Interstellar Federation officials couldn’t be altered……
Zombie world
The Chang Feng base members finally saw their leader return. After hearing Xiao Yi say that he also had beer in his space, everyone cheerfully held disposable paper cups and toasted the two people who were setting off the next day.
“Xiao Yi, when you leave for the mission tomorrow, you must be careful. As soon as you see danger, go hide in Boss Xu’s earth shell. Do you understand?” Huang Shen Er repeatedly warned.
“Ai! Stop worrying. Xiao Yi knows martial arts! Didn’t you see that even a power ability user couldn’t resist Xiao Yi’s punch? Hick!” Uncle Chen’s entire face was flushed.
“Right ah. I really didn’t expect Xiao Yi to be so reserved. Of the several hundred thousand people in Yun Cheng, two of the top 10 are from our Chang Feng. Hahaha!” Chu Nan proudly said.
“Xiao Yi, why didn’t you say that you knew martial arts before?” Sun Ya Nan doubtfully asked.
The black-haired youth directly read out the passage he had already prepared. Without changing his expression, he explained:
“Actually, on the second day I came to Chang Feng, that is when we were at the hospital, I had used my martial arts in front of Li Ze and Zhao Shu Xuan and asked them to keep it a secret. After all, this is the apocalypse. It’s good to have an extra secret to use as a life-saving bargaining chip.” The black-haired youth stared deeply at the pair of lovers. “Am I right?”
Suddenly being mentioned by the big boss, Li Ze and Zhao Shu Xuan violently jolted. They even sobered up a little and immediately nodded:
“Right, right! That time, we were trapped by a third level zombie on the top floor of the hospital. It was Xiao Yi who used his martial arts to kill the zombie and save our lives.” Going from the 2nd floor to the 12 floor and then directly jumping down, plus he could grow back the arm that had already been cut off. How could this be martial arts?! However, since the boss said so, then so be it!
The other drunk Chang Feng members also didn’t find any problems with this explanation. They happily praised Xiao Yi for his capabilities: space ability, martial arts, and also an affinity with animals!
3000+ yr old psychic ML vs 3 yr old alien baby 
Only half a chapter today, but next half will be out tomorrow. Couldn’t resist releasing half a chapter today instead of the full chapter tomorrow because it’s just so funny.
This chapter was downright hilarious! And lmao talk about an age gap! xD
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
He should be 7000+ years since Xu Yun Cheng is 7000 yr old and he has a lower system number 🤔
Who knows, I mean I think time flows differently in some worlds so maybe he is younger despite having a lower system number or maybe the author just randomly gave them ages?
Or maybe he’s been in many more worlds so he’s much older than 7000? Since he does seem to jump worlds often and has completed many of them 🤔
Yeah 3 yr old alien baby who killed his entire race.
Love may be strong, but a habit is stronger…
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK!!!
So it seems HL has a bottom line 😂😂😂
Thanks for the great translation ♥️
I think we got the evolution of old cow eating tender grass.
😂😂
Is this relationship counted as paedophilia? Psh, surname Huo, you are such an old uncle yet you coveted a young tender baby. Aiya, my three views are completely shattered! Thanks for the chapter~~~
Oh my god , an age gap of 2997😂
Thx for updating
Lmao, at some point I was worried that it would turn to grooming. I get that it’s going to be a HE, but that age gap, not only that, alien babe has personality but is also violatly childish
Shuyu’s note is one of those “Who would win” memes X’D My bet’s on the uwu baby btw
3000+ year old fossil vs 3 year old baby… 😂😂
Old man surnamed Huo eating the tender grass of the young 🤭
Ahahahah Huo Li, are you an old man?
Thank you for the chapter~
Talking about Misunderstandings… Poor ML gong.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the 3000years of hard work of maintaining a Male God reputation sink down to the drain because of his 3years old OP Waifu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If he was a human that agegap would be so fucking ilegal e.e But he’s another species so I can’t say too much considering some insect lifespan is only a couple of days so they are considered adults hours from being born (? so I’m not gonna take human ages into account. It sounds like he has inhereted knowledge or smth along those lines to know so much. Intelectually and emotionaly he’s not a child… His thought process is v advanced, and his human body isn’t a kid nor teen.I’ll bite it, but author, why?
If he was a human he wouldn’t even be bound by the system at this age. If the ml was also a normal human, he would’ve long died. Don’t stress urself too much.
“3000+ yr old psychic ML vs 3 yr old alien baby”
Whrn you say it like that… 😅😅😅
HEHE “3000+ yr old psychic ML vs 3 yr old alien baby” A ferocious fight in bed
Since when did normal views reflect of this non normal situation/ organisms/ people hahaha^^ the people who are having a challenge grasping the fact that mc ,born (3 yrs) with a higher IQ then any of us, and he ain’t entirely even human having ,(plus slaughtering many others that might be possibly like him), an ML that’s give or take 3000 years old + are really funny hahaha why is this even a topic??
At most this probably be who will stress each other out the most hahahaha a 3 yr old alien ‘baby’ or a 3000+ psychic ml lolol
Tag: Age-Gap
A 3,000 year old man who needs to rely on hype to catch his crush’s attention 🤔
Can’t even tell if this is pedophilia since MC is not an innocent baby but instead a big boss worthy of respect lmao