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Overnight in the swamp! 

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The tree heights of white ash trees and loushui trees are basically around four or five meters. Occasionally, they grow particularly well and reach ten meters.

Lu Liran and Ke Ji were crawling in the middle and upper parts of these trees, using the fallen branches to move from one tree to another. Their dexterity was so dazzling that people were stunned.

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[Why do I feel like they are in that kind of obstacle climbing game in an amusement park…]

[Nonsense, the obstacle climb in the amusement park is difficult, okay (x)] nMP92c

[Crying, this is how the world is different]

They didn’t climb too high. The higher the tree trunk went up, the thinner it became and the more it swayed. In order to avoid falling down, the two of them compromised, as long as they could stay away from the water.

This method of action undoubtedly allowed them to avoid underwater threats, but it also greatly increased their physical energy consumption.

Lu Liran glanced at the half-slanted sun in the sky, then climbed up to the height of the tree to take a look——

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Their movement direction has not deviated, but it may be much more difficult to reach their original destination before dark.

When Lu Liran saw this, he immediately decided to set up a place to sleep outdoors before it got dark.

“It’s impossible to reach the ancient road before dark, so we will stay in the swamp tonight.” Lu Liran spoke and looked at the drone camera, “The first key to settling here is to stay dry and not fall into the water.”

[Holy shit, do you want to spend the night in the swamp!?] hj64ou

[SOS, with Brother Lu’s physique, he will definitely be in big trouble!!]

[To be honest, I’m already panicking]

[I am more concerned about where the anchor sleeps than what I will encounter at night??]

[+1, looking at it, I feel like there is no place to stay] 7GIvsM

[Alright, Brother Lu, the little master craftsman, is going online, everyone is ready!]

After thinking about finding a foothold, Lu Liran obviously slowed down his speed, mainly observing the surrounding environment and the trees under him.

White wood is relatively tough but too thin to be used as a support, but it can be cut down and used as a flatbed.

Luoshui wood is relatively thicker, and Luoshui wood is also accompanied by vines, which can be used as ropes. GXcY 3

Lu Liran selected a place between two Luoshui trees. The space was long enough for an adult to stretch out his hands and feet. He tried to put his whole body weight on it and pressed hard, but the two Luoshui trees did not move at all.

Lu Liran nodded slightly with satisfaction. This was their spot tonight.

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He looked up at Ke Ji who was left on the tree and said: “Just stay here tonight. I’ll chop down some white wood. Don’t move around, just stay on top.”

Ke Ji responded, somewhat amused, being arranged by Lu Liyan in a straightforward manner, like a man with disabled limbs, a parasite whose four limbs do not toil.

But he didn’t say anything. He was quite happy to be controlled by Lu Liran like this.

[Pfft, dreaming of returning to Arlok? Beauty is disliked again] p0D6yx

[No, no, if we were in Arlok, Brother Lu would not show mercy to him, and he would definitely let him build the house by himself]

[Yes, reference to young master Rocke Feller]

[Hahahahahahaha, looking at it this way, he’s still favored]

There was laughter in the barrage, and the drone rose into the air, capturing both Lu Liran and Ke Ji into one shot. eTr5kM

Lu Liran took out the Husa kaishan sword, and aimed at a piece of white wood that was no bigger than a fist. He could chop down a tree in seven or eight strokes. The wood was floating in the water. Once the required amount was cut, he would transport it back one by one.

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

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[The Beauty couldn’t be digging out bird eggs, right?]

[This problem-solving idea is a bit interesting. Have you never picked up a bird egg before? Maybe!] iKnDu6

[Be careful to attract the mother bird again, hahaha]

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He propped himself up on the trunk of the tree, turned over and climbed up the tree, and saw that Ke Ji was using a knife to cut off all the small branches and buds on the dozens of white wood trees that he had chopped back, and they were no longer uncomfortable at all.

There was also a pile of fire on the side, and the fluff used to start the fire was the fine core that Ke Ji had just stripped out of the Luoshui wood. KT0g4d

Some swamp wet mud was piled under the fire, and a layer of leaves was placed on top of the mud to prevent the fire from burning up their “bed” tonight.

Lu Liran saw that the fire had been lit, and most of the big project tonight was completed. It was not dark yet, so he could decorate this place to be more comfortable tonight.

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He thought for a while and said to Ke Ji: “I see there’s a large field of giant-leaf cattails growing over there. I’ll go pick some and bring them back.”

Cattails are placed on white wooden sticks, and the comfort level is increased by +1 0i9kcd

Ke Ji responded and said: “Give me the meat and I’ll grill it first.”

“Okay.” Lu Liran nodded. There were about forty or fifty kilograms of crocodile meat, and he gave it to Ke Ji to roast.

Part of it is for today’s dinner, and the other part is put in the backpack to be eaten later on the road.

Lu Liran soon returned with the giant-leaf cattails, and saw that Ke Ji was still fixing the dozen or so tree trunks. They had basically been fixed, leaving only a little bit of the roof. jXVcLY

The roof of the shed is directly supported by ready-made A-shaped tree branches. Two branches are fixed at the cross, and finally cattail leaves are tied to serve as a rain cover.

The remaining cattail leaves are spread on the white wood “bed” that is tied and fixed.

More than a dozen pieces of white wood were laid out to form the foothold tonight, and the width was enough to accommodate two adult men, and they were still slightly wealthy.

The Luoshui wood is thick and strong, and as long as it is not a rotten dead wood on the inside, it can support the weight of the two of them. pPS2Zf

In addition, the area of ​​​​the white wood evenly divides the force, so there is no need to worry about the solidity of this “bed”.

The remaining cattail leaves covered the entire bed, and the slightly cool cattails isolated the moisture from the swamp below.

“Let’s take a look at our accommodation tonight.” Lu Liran was quite satisfied and said to the drone flying in the air.

The camera panned out as a whole, and in the network-shaped aquatic forest, the temporary nests of Lu Liran and Ke Ji stood out.

The starry firelight was their only support with a bit of warmth right in the darkening sky.

[Fuck, fuck, fuck, I saw the two of them building this decent hanging tree house bit by bit with their own hands without even blinking!] eVFMSi

[Suddenly it seems that it’s not that difficult (gently)]

[Brother Lu’s display vs. what I made with my own hands, to use an idiom—— a world of difference]

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[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Brain: Got it! hand: ???]

On the fire were several pieces of crocodile meat wrapped in leaves, probably not yet cooked. SDeQxs

Lu Liran saw that it still needed some work, so he took off his coat and went into the water. He used his coat as a leaking net, wrapping a net full of water, catching it in a military water bottle.

“To put it bluntly, a swamp is actually a large river with an extremely slow flow rate, so it is living water.” He said, “This means that the water here is basically drinkable, but as you can see, there is a lot of debris floating on the water. Necessary filtration has to be done.”

The clothes were filled with water and fell into a bulge. The pure running water leaked from the fibers of the clothes. It was much clearer to the naked eye. It was not at all full of peat and unknown impurities as it seemed on the surface.

[I didn’t expect…to be able to drink it] cxyhqF

[+1, but to be honest, you have to overcome a psychological barrier to drink it]

[I feel bad when I think of the swamp where Brother Lu first got off the plane. What was floating on it…]

[Fuck, love, don’t mention it]

Lu Liran glanced at the barrage, and his expression became slightly distorted. WCEh2G

That area of ​​water was indeed too dirty for him to touch, but it was much better here.

After all, it is an aquatic forest, which is equivalent to a clean filter in nature. The water quality here is much better.

The water leaking from the jacket was quite clear and filled the entire military canteen.

“The filtered water has only completed the removal of basic obvious impurities, but there are still quite a lot of parasites and bacteria in it, and it must be boiled for drinking.” JKkpdH

As Lu Liran said this, he shook his coat open and saw a lot of wood, fallen leaves, and even bones and other garbage falling out of the coat.

[I go, there are so many things]

[When I think about running into these things while walking underwater…I feel bad]

[I don’t know why I always feel a little pain, it feels like my skin is easily scratched] 3EvOcz

[+1]

[Wait a minute, didn’t the anchor say that it still needs to be boiled? No need to boil water? Why did he just leave it in the canteen?]

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[This is a big bug…the secret is exposed…I guess when the camera changes the angle of view, the team will just change it to a pot of pure water]

[Help, why are there still people working tirelessly to believe that Brother Lu has a team?] w3CkHa

[Laughing, there may be a publicity team, but an accompanying team? No matter how much money he give, no one will follow him]

[Hahahahahahahaha, upstairs, I doubt you’re connoting anything—— EggPancake gifted the anchor 100x rice grains]

[Brother Lu’s live broadcast, you don’t want to die while accompanying him (dog head)]

Seeing the commotion in the live broadcast room, Lu Liran explained: “There is a heating element inside the canteen, which can be heated by itself. Of course, it is not impossible to heat it on the fire, but it is not necessary. This is mainly because it is more convenient when traveling.” 0l2pRf

[0.0 A canteen with a boiling function?]

[Is this a new canteen, I want it]

[Black technology. Although, isn’t this hot?]

[It must not be too hot, right? Hahahaha. I want to copy homework. Brother Lu, please recommend the link!] wOcRJy

[From now on, I will no longer be afraid of running out of water in the wild]

[First, you have to find drinkable water…if it’s in the desert or the sea…it also needs to be cold]

[Laughing, this thing is probably of some use to Brother Lu, but for others, the first step to find water is already cold]

Lu Liran smiled and explained: “It’s new tinkered equipment, no links.” LiUZKz

[Yi, new equipment?]

[Ah, it’s the eldest brother! Brother Lu’s eldest brother!]

[Fuck, I almost forgot that our Brother Lu is no longer fighting alone!]

[Yes, how could I forget that the Lu family are R&D madmen…] wINpbl

[Big brother is great!]

“So does the backpack.” Lu Liran added.

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[? Brother Lu is showing off!]

[I feel the love of Big Brother] ZneX8w

[Ah, we are finally no longer pitiful! This is so true!]

[Ran-Ran, hahahahahaha, Mom-fan finally found a nickname]

Lu Liran’s brows twitched and he pretended not to see it.

While rinsing away the dirt on his coat, he continued: “But treating water is only a small step. By operating it like I demonstrated before, you can get drinkable water even if you don’t have suitable tools.” A4b8yk

“The most important thing is how to find drinkable water resources. Always remember that in a water-scarce environment, even if you can only collect a few sips of water, it is the key to survival.”

[Received, Brother Lu!]

[Write it down in the little black book!]

Lu Liran curled his lips. p1iReu

He does not expect these people to be able to successfully escape from similar predicaments based on the video content they have seen.

After all, actually operating it is a hundred times more difficult than watching it.

But he hoped that perhaps someone had remembered something that would at least prolong survival, increase the hope of survival, and hold out until a rescue team arrived.

He wrung out the water from his coat, and at the same time asked Ke Ji to take off his clothes and use a branch to dry by the fire. MNvOrt

“The humidity here makes it difficult to keep the body dry, and the skin is prone to peeling, damage, infection, and unbearable itching. So when conditions permit, you should try to stay dry as much as possible.” He said, even taking off his shoes and socks, and explained in the midst of the barrage, “The peeling elsewhere can be tolerated, but if the peeling on the feet causes a fungal infection, it will be difficult to survive.”

“And here, being unable to move even an inch is equivalent to waiting for death.” Lu Liran said, while going to check the wounds on Ke Ji’s body.

The wound was nowhere near as fast as he’d recovered from it in the first place, but since it hadn’t soaked up much water, it didn’t look too hideous.

Ke Ji had already simply treated it with a bandage. When he saw Lu Liran coming over to check, he smiled and said: “Don’t worry, it can recover in one night.” jmQsx1

“Well, it shouldn’t be a big problem.” Lu Liran nodded slightly when he saw it. This kind of injury is really nothing, but the area is a bit large and it looks a bit scary.

He leaned closer to the fire, drying his hands and feet while examining the crocodile meat wrapped in leaves.

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The meat was simmered in the fire, the surface was slightly burnt, and the white meat fibers were already visible inside.

Lu Liran took the lead in cutting off one and stuffed it into his mouth. He nodded slightly and said: “It’s cooked. It’s ready to eat.” Bd0XVF

“It’s very fragrant. This should be the most pork-like thing I’ve eaten so far.” Lu Liran narrowed his eyes slightly, and seeing that Ke Ji hadn’t moved yet, he cut off a piece and handed it to the other person’s mouth, “I’m not lying to you, try it.”

[Hahahahahahaha, does Brother Lu know that he has run out of food review credits? It’s so funny]

[This “I didn’t lie to you” is very soulful, hahaha]

[Ah wuwu, I also want Brother Lu’s feeding!! (Open mouth.jpg)] c7OfiW

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The two of them moved closer and closer unconsciously. They originally looked at each other across the bonfire, but as they ate, they moved to the same side, with their arms touching each other and their heads touching each other slightly.

It was completely dark, and the drone’s lens mode was adjusted to night.

Lu Liran put the uneaten barbecue back into his backpack, and the two of them got together to discuss the next route. C2dZ4t

A long time passed without realizing it, and the moon had climbed up into the sky. Only then did Lu Liran remember that the broadcast had not been turned off yet.

Looking at the live broadcast room, he saw that the number of people not only did not decrease, but was slowly increasing.

[Ah, those who knew know that this is survival in the wilderness, but those who did not know will think that this is a love live broadcast…]

[I feel like I can’t refute it] cwyPLT

[I can watch the backs of their heads touching each other all day long!!]

[Add me!]

Lu Liran laughed and couldn’t help but look at Ke Ji with a smile: “You being here seems to undermine the professionalism of my live broadcast room.”

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Translator's Note

四体不勤 – /sì tǐ bù qín/
like a parasite whose four limbs do not toil Juz3L5

The four limbs are not working hard, a Chinese idiom, the pinyin is sì tǐ bù qín, which means the limbs are not working, and describes being out of work.

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Translator's Note

Well, this is the closest Lu Liran’s temporary nest I could find. QyqFwW

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4 comments

  1. When I got to the bit about “I feel bad” about the swamp conditions Lu landed in my brain misread it as “I felt bad for the swamp when Lu landed” and was like I do too 😂

  2. The char is hilarious as always

    Brain:Got it!

    Hand:???

    Me whenever I watch any survival, craft or cooking how-to 🤣

  3. AHHHH!!! AHEJSJDFHJE!!!! BROTHER LU! BIG BROTHER LU! MY DAD LU!!!! I MISS YOU SO MUCH!!! MUAH MUAH MUAH!!!!! IT WAS MY FAULT I SHOULDN’T HAVE DISAPPEARED UNREASONABLY LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!