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Some people have never been lucky throughout their nineteen years of living; other people become the luckiest person within a month.
When Lin Xizhou returned to his seat with his phone in his hand, the fireworks show was still going on in his head.
The fireworks would explode into Northland’s ID and then explode into Ji Beiling’s face—his gorgeous and very colourful face. After he added his idol with his main WeChat account, he could see the esports player’s Moments, but he found there was not much content. There was only “.” posted on the day of the championship—simple and distant, like the owner.
He felt that even the introduction on North God’s Weibo might have been written by a BLK staff member.
So cool! He looked at the period, his face trembling in excitement, as he happily used his thumb to give that post a like.
Lin Xiting was seasoning her salmon, and she was taken aback by her brother, who had a strange expression on his face. She swallowed the piece of salmon that she accidentally flavoured with a large amount of wasabi due to her jerking her hand. The spice stimulated her nose, causing tears to burst out from her eyes, but Lin Xizhou continued to stare at his phone and giggle, feeling as if his soul had left his body.
She asked tearfully, “You…”
She coughed a few times. “How was it? Why did it take you so long!”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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What is wrong with people’s taste these days? What is so good about Lin Xizhou’s drama! Lin Xiting questioned this internally. She never liked watching her brother’s drama since she was a child, because every time she saw her brother on-screen, she got the heebie-jeebies.
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Seeing her brother’s arrogant display at his achievement, Lin Xiting couldn’t hold back her anger.
“From what I see, they wanted to take advantage of your fame as an actor! Don’t think so highly of yourself!”
Instead of being discouraged, her brother actually became more and more pleased with himself.
“Is it so hard to admit that your brother is popular? Your brother is damned charming! Out of every celebrity you followed, did any of them take the initiative to ask for your WeChat? Absolutely not! Because of the status difference! If you want an idol to add you, you have to be successful in your own career, understand?”
His sister ground her teeth.
“It’s your fault for shoving all the dirt on them down my throat before I could private message them. Why can’t you let me keep the wool over my eyes!”
He snorted coldly inside because the answer was common sense. His sister had such bad judgement and only followed after inferior goods. Every time she started following a new one, he, as her brother, would research and dig out anything regarding the new target to avoid his foolish little sister getting mixed up with a scumbag without knowing.
He was such a perfect older brother! With flawless fans! Today was wonderful! Lin Xizhou grabbed a peeled shrimp off of his sister’s plate and began to happily eat it with its dipping sauce.
Lin Xiting, who had worked so long to peel them: “…”
How could there be such a brother who built his happiness on his sister’s pain!
She angrily picked up her phone, bought a new Weibo account, and quickly added money to the account to change her name. Then, she posted the first post on this account.
Lin Xizhou Went OOC: [Porridge, Porridge, all take and no give. Won’t peel shrimp and only seizes food from the people!]
She gloomily narrowed her eyes. Once she is back home today, she’ll play all of Lin Xizhou’s dramas at half the speed and screenshot a thousand ugly pictures to post on Weibo every day! Then she’ll display her satirical writing to type out tens of thousands of words to criticize Lin Xizhou’s acting skills!
Lin Xiting searched several of Lin Xizhou’s super topics with ease and found that her brother actually has CP super topics.
What was this ‘JiuZhou’—Wang Zijiu and Lin Xizhou?! Wasn’t Wang Zijiu almost thirty years old?! Her angry eyes widened. What qualifications did this thirty-year-old, twice-cooked pork have for him to be put on the same topic as Lin Xizhou? Also, that motherfucking twice-cooked pork was the top?! Not only was this an insult to Lin Xizhou, this was also an insult to her, who shared his genes!
What the fuck was this ‘ZhenXi’—it’s even on the top twenty CP list! This Qi Zhen! Even though she never paid attention to Lin Xizhou’s relevant news, she’s heard of it a little bit. If she remembered correctly, they acted in a play when they were children. Their relationship never went beyond acquaintances. At that time, the other wanted to add her on WeChat. That guy was such a playboy, she wouldn’t be surprised if he contracted some sexual disease. And he dared to shamelessly stick to Lin Xizhou to create a CP?! Why did all the celebrity fans have so much free time to create these disgusting CPs! Her rage could conquer one hundred enemies!
What kind of damn fans would even ask if ‘Xizhou is real’? Get your fucking head checked out!
Lin Xiting originally wanted to search for some ugly photos of Lin Xizhou, but instead, she got so infuriated by all the trash CPs. How could she stay annoyed at her brother with all of these rubbish CPs floating around.
The insatiable rage made her reply to a Weibo post stating:
[Woah, this meaningful glance. Our Porridge’s love for Zhen Zhen is real!]
Her reply: [That’s because your Porridge was so happy from watching his North God’s competition. I bet he was still daydreaming about that moment. He only has eyes for Northland. Qi Zhen has nothing on him!]
If the fan wanted to form a CP, it should be with Ji Beiling! At least the gamer looked very handsome and was very rich. To comfortably refund five hundred thousand yuan back to her brother; how spoiled could that person be?!
She even thought of the CP name: it would be called ‘BaiZhou’! BaiZhou would definitely rule the world!
She was so angry that she didn’t even finish her lobster. She quickly changed her name again, then deleted her previous post and replaced it with a new one.
Porridge Alone is Beautiful: [Except for Ji Beiling, no one is qualified to be matched with Lin Xizhou!!]
Her eye-catching Weibo name was quickly searched by Lin Xizhou’s fans.
A message instantly appeared in a certain fan group.
[My fellow sisters, could anyone answer my question—who is Ji Beiling? Is there such a person in the entertainment industry?]
thanks for the chapter ♡
Lxz would feel disappointed to see his fan ask who jbl is lol
Hahahaha that sister. Admit it, you care for your brother so much that you even create a new CP for him lol (But I don’t know if that move was a good one :’D)
Thx for the ch ٩( >ヮ<)۶
Thank you for the chapter 🤍
It is def the most wonderful move since she tied her brother to his idol! 🤣🤣🤣 her brother better be good to her latter, if not better, to thank her for this CP.
P.S.: I can already see a large cult coming
Thanks for the chapter(≧▽≦)!!
thank you for the chapter!
hahah now she’s the fan leader that her brother wanted her to be XD
thanks for the chapter <3
We have a ship and it comes with its own captain 😆😆
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
My stomach hurts laughing at his little sister hahaha
She wants to be an anti-fan but due to her love for her brother she turned to be a loyal fan HAHAHAHAHA
His sis is amazing. 😂 Not satisfied with the other CPs? Just create one your own and secretly advertise for your bro and his future lover. 😆
Lol the start of her becoming her bro’s fan club leader – starting with setting up the right cp XD
Thanks for translating!
Lol 😂
Thank you for the chapter <3
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This is such a little sister thing to do lol
I love how she got mad that her brother was the bottom in his CPs then immediately made a CP for him where he is still the Bottom xD
CACKLING LITTLE SISTER WENT FROM I HATE U NROTHER >:((( TO WHY IS MY BROTHER SHIPPED W TRASH!!!! BAIZHIU FTW!!!! and she is so so real for that best sister fr 😭😭😭 thanks for translating!!!
i love this sister, lol. she went from being angry at her brother, to being angry at the CP shippers who ship those not qualified to be with her bro, lol