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As New Year’s Day approached, Ji Beiling had opened a rare livestream again.
It had been more than a month since he retired, and he had livestream only a few times since then. The fans had been waiting, and finally waited again for North God’s livestream, which sent each follower a notification.
Ji Beiling seemed to be in a good mood. Not only was he streaming, but he also generously turned on his camera.
The background behind was a French window, a pair of casement windows that reached to the floor, and outside, the viewers could see the seaside. Ji Beiling was wearing a black, short-sleeved T-shirt as if he was abroad.
It was rare for fans to see Ji Beiling’s casual appearance, as virtual screaming filled the bullet screen. The host cut his hair to partial points, revealing his handsome features. Compared with before retiring, he seemed much more relaxed, as he typed on the keyboard lazily.
“I won’t be playing League of Legends today. Instead, I will be playing a few rounds of eating chicken (PUBG).”
He opened the game, glanced at the pop-screen query, and replied, “Yes, I’m abroad with my family. Playing games with my cousin for a little bit, and thought to livestream along the way.”
While talking, he invited someone into the game lobby. The character’s name was gibberish and wearing a simple outfit, the account was obviously an alt.
“This is my younger cousin.” Ji Beiling introduced the newcomer with a smile and glanced over the camera.
The bullet screen was still howling at Ji Beiling’s beauty. As soon as they heard he was playing with a younger cousin, they immediately sent a barrage of messages asking his cousin to show his face and speak…Clearly, his cousin captured the one hundred twenty thousand curious viewers.
Ji Beiling saw Lin Xizhou’s blushing face as he propped his cheek with his palm to explain.
“My cousin is very shy, so he won’t be turning on his mic. But he is very good at this game. He is going to carry me in this game.”
Lin Xizhou sat on the lounge chair opposite of Ji Beiling, with his feet under the small table, giving Ji Beiling an angry glare to show his internal struggle.
He went abroad to work because of his new role in a film. Who knew that he was intercepted by Ji Beiling halfway, and suddenly he had a vacation.
Lin Xizhou was afraid of being met by fans and refused to go out, so he had to swim and play games within the villa that was rented by Ji Beiling.
After entering, Ji Beiling marked the school.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Hey man, who were you trying to impress with this imposing manner and skillful technique?
He silently continued to pick up equipment, searched a few rooms, and picked up a M16. Before he had time to fire his new toy, he heard a burst of gunshots. Ji Beiling hurriedly kitted freely among the hail of bullets and came next to Lin Xizhou.
“Level three helmet.” Ji Beiling stood beside Lin Xizhou and tossed the helmet toward his teammate. “What gun do you have?”
Lin Xizhou quietly picked up the level three helmet, turned around and left Li Beiling hanging in the room.
Was it important to know what gun he had? Ji Beiling wouldn’t leave him any kills anyway.
Letting his cousin carry him in the match? What a joke!
Ji Beiling ignited the competitive nature in Lin Xizhou’s heart. In Ji Beiling’s livestream, the audience saw the cousin was ignoring North God every time, and another round of lololol messages flew by. Ji Beiling’s streaming style today was different than on weekdays. The man smiled happily as he quietly followed behind Lin Xizhou.
Lin Xizhou caught sight of the man who was leaning back on the gaming chair. He shot a few times but didn’t land a single headshot. The target climbed a few meters, trying to escape. When he was about to make the finishing blow, Ji Beiling shot his target dead from right under his nose.
Seeing his prey turned into a box on the ground, he exploded with anger.
He could feel an annoying itch between his crossed legs.
Was it because he didn’t want to go out swimming today and instead, suggested playing games indoors? Why was the older man acting this petty?
Yesterday, he swam for a whole day. It made his waist sore and backache, and his skin was tanned darker by a degree. If he was to go out swimming today, he would start questioning if this was a vacation or a punishment.
Lin Xizhou gritted his teeth bitterly. After searching the entire school, they drove a car and started escaping from the blue zone. Being near the edge of the blue zone was risky, but Ji Beiling killed a few more while they were moving away, playing like he was venting his temper.
Lin Xizhou still had zero kills up to this moment.
Wearing a lot of good equipment, but no headcounts.
In the bullet screen, the spectators were all praising how awesome Ji Beiling was and or laughing at Ji Beiling bullying his cousin. The chat was having a blast.
Lin Xizhou was dizzy from rage.
His account’s statistics weren’t high, so the people queuing in his game weren’t very strong as well, and they had encountered no cheaters. It seemed that victory was in their pocket as the game was about to end smoothly.
Lin Xizhou couldn’t stand it as he was lying on the ground to snipe people near the end of the game.
He stood up, pulled the grenade pin and tossed the grenade forward.
Boom—
A huge explosion followed.
He coldly picked up his gun and emptied the bullets.
The [Winner Winner Chicken Dinner] appeared on screen to celebrate their victory.
Ji Beiling looked at the screen with interest—he was blown to death by Lin Xizhou’s grenade.
Lin Xizhou got two kills in this game, one was their final opponent, and the other was his ally, Ji Beiling.
The bullet screen burst into laughter frantically, [LOLOLOL bros became foes], [Causality from internal dispute], [Die from being a pretentious prick LOLOLOL], and some people sent the cousin a gift, who instantly became the center focus of Ji Beiling’s livestream.
Ji Beiling exited the game and waved to the audience in the livestream.
“I’ll be getting off. I have to take care of some housework.”
There was still a smile on his face.
The bullet screen was filled with another round of prayers to the cousin. Ji Beiling didn’t care about the livestream and directly closed the scream. He shut his laptop and waved at Lin Xizhou on the opposite side.
Lin Xizhou would rather sit still unyieldingly.
“What.”
Ji Beiling took off his T-shirt, revealing his firm muscles. He stood up and walked two steps towards Lin Xizhou.
“Let’s go swim.”
Lin Xizhou was trying to hold himself together against the edge of the pool.
Motherfucker, you called this swimming!!!
The villa pool was located halfway up the mountain, where one could overlook the mountain view.
Lin Xizhou was pressed against the edge of the swimming pool. In a daze, he fell like his legs would fail him at any time.
The man behind him was still working, without mercy. To the point of scrambling his brain, making his whole body extremely soft and burning.
He nibbled Lin Xizhou’s earlobe, his voice was low and ambiguous.
“Don’t use grenades next time, just shoot with your gun, alright?”
Lin Xizhou was under Ji Beiling’s full control, and could only feel waves of trembling pleasure, each stronger than the last. His vision was almost covered in a white light.
Ji Beiling’s movements became faster and faster, making Lin Xizhou powerless to it. They both groaned, and finally let it all out.
Ji Beiling smiled contentedly.
He said, “Yes, just like that.”
The real Custard Cream Pineapple Bun has something to say:
Here is an extra for New Year’s Day
Check the full version on forum or Weibo =3=
The translator has something to add:
Teo: Full vision will be posted in the final release. ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
Lol I thought I was being dirty when they talked about swimming but then nah I was totally on point 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
Right!
Lol ok, “swimming” huh?
No…. it’s almost come to an end. :’(
Almost choked at the end.. 😂
LOL
Haha, I was just waiting for LXZ to blow JBL away in the game xDDD
Thx for the ch ٩( >ヮ<)۶ (Yummy extra, I’m on my way >D)
I genuinely though they were swimming HAHAHAHAHAHA
When ya boi complaining about a sore waist, my mind will go on the gutter real quick lmao
such a bully! XD
thanks for the chapter <3
OMG 0¬0
Thank you for the chapter <3
OMGGG JDHDDJKDJDKSJS I WANNA GO SWIMMING TOO 😭😭😭💗💗💗💗
Thank you for the chapter! 🌺💗
Swimming ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ