Today Prime Minister also Wants to Bang His Head on The PillarChapter 14

After the deed was done, the sun had risen high up in the sky. Although ice was often placed in the bedroom during summer to cool down the heat, it was still annoyingly hot. It was already mealtime, the palace maids standing outside had become impatient and wondered when they should remind the Emperor.

The Prime Minister didn’t move away in time and got semen squirted all over his face. The white stuff dripped from his forehead to his lips. He stuck his tongue out and curiously licked it off his red lips. yj9 1p

The Emperor wanted to pin the Prime Minister down to torment him again, but then gurgling sounds could be heard coming from Prime Minister’s stomach.

The Emperor grabbed a washcloth with one hand, then used the other hand to prop the Prime Minister’s head and wiped his face carefully.

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The Prime Minister seemed to be taunting the Emperor on purpose, he spoke in an affectionate tone, “Can this minister taste it next time?”

The Emperor wrung the washcloth once and continued wiping, “If beloved minister so wants it, I can let you taste it right now.” 4nyCpY

The Prime Minister shut up.

Let’s just go eat.

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Cold dews fell when night came, but the Emperor still took Prime Minister to the imperial garden. Many emperors of the past fell in love at first sight in the imperial garden. Sometimes it was a palace maid, sometimes it was a concubine who hadn’t been favored.

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In the past, when the current Emperor walked around the imperial garden, he also saw a couple silhouettes fleeing, but he never bothered to say “Halt” and opened the curtain of a love story like in the novel.

After he and the Prime Minister got married, just pasting the Prime Minister’s face onto the script made him yearn for it.

Even though the Emperor fell in love with the Prime Minister in the solemn and serious court, he also wanted to experience the kind of fun they spoke about in the storybook.

Before coming here, he forced the Prime Minister to wear a peach hairpin, then silently praised this sight in his heart. Too beautiful. Even the beauty drawn in the novel wouldn’t be able to compare. Pf4tbe

The Emperor didn’t inform the palace servants and didn’t let any servants follow them. It was just the two of them here. In the imperial garden, a few sweeping maids should be around, but they were probably playing hooky somewhere.

The Prime Minister leaned on the Emperor like a boneless fish. He was actually a very lazy person. This fact had been seen through by the Emperor throughout this one year.

The Prime Minister who loved people like his children and could handle government affairs with efficiency, was actually a lazy person who only wanted to sleep whenever he was free. However, a dignified Prime Minister couldn’t sleep all day, so he only dozed off on the table after work was finished. Telling him to go for walk would always make him sigh.

For the past year, the Emperor kept dragging the Prime Minister out. Thanks to that, his stamina had gotten a bit better. Now, he could hold on for half an hour longer, his moans were a little louder too. 96PGdd

The Emperor brushed the Prime Minister’s hair, the Prime Minister hummed lazily, “A fairy just touched my hair.”

The Emperor paused, then lightly knocked on the Prime Minister’s head.

Originally, he wanted to use light body skills to fly here, but the Prime Minister insisted on walking and used this chance to enjoy the moon and flowers with him.

A sweeping servant unexpectedly passed by, the Emperor grabbed the Prime Minister and hid deeply among the trees. 9pMPC2

The Prime Minister wore insect-repellant sachets, so he was not afraid of being bitten by bugs, but he was still reluctant to walk under the shade of these trees because it was too dark. He pulled on the Emperor’s arms, wanting to go out.

The Emperor was unmovable as a mountain, he spoke with an unconcealable excitement in his voice, “What does beloved minister think about the moonlight tonight?”

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The Prime Minister raised his eyes and caught a glimpse of the night sky amid the green leaves being rustled by gentle breezes. Gazing at the star and the moon shining brightly, he replied, “It’s beautiful.”

The Emperor caressed his back softly, “Since it’s so beautiful, you must not let it down.” Gu STa

Having been married for one year, the Prime Minister naturally understood the hidden nuances. When he thought about it, his heart also grew excited.

However, outwardly, he still needed to act and pretended like he wasn’t happy and wouldn’t go along, “Your Majesty, this is indecency.”

The word ''adultery'' made the Emperor get even more excited.

Going back and forth for awhile, the Prime Minister was finally dragged to a sturdy old tree by the Emperor. E4He7g


 

 

Translator's Note

野合 (Ye he), meant “committing adultery.” I translated it as indecency because I think that was closer to what the Prime Minister meant, but the Emperor heard it in the literal meaning because it gave him a kick…?

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15 comments

  1. Than you for the bundle of chapters. Ahah for this Emperor everything is pretext for his rod to take a breather it seems !

  2. The way the Prime Minister’s name was used only for the building up of an emotional & bed scene 😭😭💀💀

    Thanks for the chapters! <3