The Paranoid Bosses Are All My BoyfriendsChapter 37

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Chapter 37

Wee—woo—!

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Wee—woo—!

The sound of the police siren resounded throughout the community without warning, waking up many residents who were still asleep. rL72sE

Su Jingyan was also terrified by the sound, and suddenly woke up from his sleep, and opened his eyes.

The moment Su Jingyan opened his eyes, his expression was slightly suffocated as he wasn’t quite awake. When he saw the man under him clearly, his pupils also shrank tightly, and his whole body froze.

Damn!

He was lying on the man’s body right now, and the flesh of the two of them were clinging onto the other without any gap.

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What was even more frightening was that his own hands were hooked around the man’s neck dishonestly, trying to make the two of them stick closer together.

And his head was shamelessly lying on the man’s shoulder, tightly hugging…

Looking at the man’s still closed eyes, Su Jingyan couldn’t help but take a breath, in a dilemma.

Oh my goodness, the two of them cuddled together on the couch and slept all night! fsiNFh

In addition, the space of the sofa itself was very small, and both of them were adult males of normal stature, so they are naturally large, and it was barely enough for one person to sleep on the sofa, let alone two people?

At this moment, not only were their chests pressed against each other, their waists pressed against each other, and even their legs were crossed with each other.

There was an indescribable embarrassment in the posture.

(Mr. Reviewer, I’m going to beg you on my knees again! I didn’t do anything!) qUwsjE

Su Jingyan bit his lower lip, held his breath, and wanted to pull his hand away from the man’s neck, but he was afraid that he would wake the man up if he moved casually, which would make the two of them even more embarrassed, which put Su Jingyan in a dilemma. In such a situation, he didn’t know what to do.

Just as the dilemma in Su Jingyan’s heart kept turning back and forth, his thoughts widened, as if he had discovered something, he took a breath, and there was another rush of helplessness.

He noticed sharply that there was an inexplicable water stain on the clothes where the man’s shoulders were leaning against his head…

!!! bxHJGO

It was the saliva that he accidentally drooled while sleeping.

“…”

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Damn, it’s over.

Su Jingyan swallowed, didn’t dare to speak out, didn’t dare to take a breath, there was nothing worse than a dying heart. vZxrGp

The man who didn’t sleep at all felt the constant movement of the person in his arms, silently hooked the corners of his mouth, pretended to wake up, and slowly opened his eyes.

The man noticed the strangeness of the boy in his arms, lowered his head slightly to look at the young man’s face, and at a glance saw Su Jingyan’s sharp ears turning red with shame.

Lu Yichen couldn’t help but squint his eyes.

Tsk. S8x2YP

I want to take a bite.

Su Jingyan was still holding the corpse, lying on the man’s body in the form of an ostrich, not daring to move, probably because he mistakenly thought that the man was not awake yet, and was worried that if he moved around, he would wake him up. Or it may be that he felt reality was too cruel and he didn’t want to face it at all. In short, he had a blank expression, and he didn’t know what he was planning in his mind, trying his best to continue pretending to be dead.

Lu Yichen quietly looked at Su Jingyan’s half-dead posture and demeanor with his head buried, the corners of his mouth curved even more uncontrollably, and seeing Su Jingyan’s eyes become very gentle, this look was the same as yesterday. Compared with the time when he first saw Su Jingyan at night, it was a difference between two worlds.

There was no shadow and viciousness, as if something really happened to them that night, a spring breeze once made a fierce bully go through the baptism and change his nature. cg0aV9

Perhaps hearing the man’s uncontrollable laughter, Su Jingyan immediately pursed his lips in fright, froze into a piece of wood, and didn’t have the courage to raise his head to look at the man’s face.

But it was not an option for him to pretend to be dead after all, Su Jingyan really couldn’t pretend any longer, took a deep breath, then raised his head abruptly as if death was approaching, and stared back at the man’s gaze.

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With a weeping face, he didn’t dare to look at the man’s expression while he was getting up. He glanced over and tried hard to get up from the man’s body.

To be honest, he didn’t even remember how he was able to sleep last night, let alone why he slept on a man.

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Last night, the two of them were sitting on the sofa talking about life and ideals, counting the stars and looking at the moon, and talking at night with candles.

He himself didn’t know when sleepiness swept through his brain, and then he fell asleep. bNGn4

It was fine if he had fallen asleep, he never thought that the next day he would be lying in the arms of a man in such a position, pressing the other down and sleeping like that for a whole night!

It may be because the space of the sofa was small, even though Su Jingyan slept on top of the man, he still felt pain all over his body, let alone Lu Yichen who was crushed all night. Su Jingyan’s heart was full of slander again, and his embarrassment became more and more apparent.

Su Jingyan propped his hands on both sides of the sofa, and tried hard to get up. His upper body had just lifted up a little, and his waist was barely moved away from the man’s body. Because of the loss of strength in his hands and feet, he fell back down with a “plop” on the man.

The sound was so loud that it hit the man’s chest directly. cGmUds

Hearing this voice, Su Jingyan was startled, afraid that he would break the man’s ribs.

But there was one thing to say, Su Jingyan’s movements just softened up and were really skillful, as if throwing himself into a hug.

And because of Su Jingyan’s series of operations, the bodies of the two people got closer, and their skins became tighter.

Even some indescribable parts were touching together. MAoeDt

Early morning was an embarrassing period that was basically unavoidable for men.

Su Jingyan even felt some unspeakable reactions from himself and the other person at the same time.

Su Jingyan blushed, and turned sideways in fright, his whole body reflexively leaned out of the sofa. He was already exhausted because of this strong movement, his center of gravity was completely unstable, and he was about to roll off the sofa.

Lu Yichen’s eyes and hands were quick and as his eyes flashed, he quickly hugged Su Jingyan’s lower back, with great strength, he forcibly pulled Su Jingyan’s body back, and held him tightly. AUWdz3

The two rubbed against each other again, and the reaction was stronger than before.

“!!!”

It became even more awkward.

Su Jingyan was completely silent, not daring to move casually when he hit the man. R2NU3n

Lu Yichen’s eyes changed, he supported Su Jingyan’s waist with both hands, and slowly lifted Su Jingyan’s upper body from his chest.

Su Jingyan’s posture immediately changed to straddling the man’s waist.

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Tsk, the posture now was even more embarrassing.

Su Jingyan’s face was so red that it couldn’t be redder at this moment, and he looked so charming that he seemed to have been greatly stimulated. He covered his eyes with his hands, inexplicably provoking a crime. lfNbzZ

The man chuckled, and slowly sat up from the sofa with his upper body, supported Su Jingyan’s waist, and placed him on the sofa next to him again.

Su Jingyan covered his face and didn’t say a word the whole time.

Lu Yichen didn’t say anything, stood up without warning, shot Su Jingyan with an incomprehensible look, and then walked towards the bathroom without looking back.

Su Jingyan lowered his head, and could clearly hear the sound of the door locking with a “click” in the distance, and after a long while, there was another sound of splashing water. HV6eFD

Su Jingyan was sitting on the sofa, covering his face, he was so ashamed that he was about to explode, just now when he was frightened by the man, that place immediately softened.

The sound of water in the bathroom, he was not stupid, it was impossible not to know why.

After all, it was an adult male with some normal reactions.

But… g5KyZN

Wasn’t this too fucking embarrassing?!

Does he even want to live anymore!

After finally meeting someone who made him fall in love at first sight, he should have worked hard to do something that could improve the other person’s impression of him, but in the end, one embarrassing thing followed another, non-stop.

He doesn’t have the face to meet people anymore! PdRWdq

Wee— woo—

The siren was still ringing downstairs, it sounded like the sound of an ambulance, or the siren of a police car, it was difficult to distinguish.

Su Jingyan knelt on the sofa, then bent down, stuck outhis buttocks, buried his head in the sofa, covered his face, completely unwilling to face the cruel reality, and just wanted to be an ostrich escaping from reality.

When the man came out of the bathroom, what he saw was this, the young man pouted, buried his head in the sofa and doubted life. qddukS

Lu Yichen watched Su Jingyan’s movements, squinted his eyes, and there was a flash of light in his eyes, which was a bit dangerous, and he didn’t know what he was thinking about.

When Su Jingyan heard the movement, he paused first, and then immediately realized how awkward his posture was. He raised his head quickly, got up from the sofa, sat down again, with a face saying, “I’m a good boy.”

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Of course, he didn’t have the nerve to look back at the man the whole time.

Hearing the sirens from downstairs, the man walked slowly towards the balcony. Through the window, he glanced at the downstairs. He didn’t make a sound, narrowed his eyes, and then pulled the curtains. T8lpZU

The originally bright room immediately became dark.

Tsk.

Really noisy.

“What happened downstairs?” GnaZJl

In order to ease the embarrassment, Su Jingyan blinked, showing an innocent expression, quietly looked at the man’s face, and began to strike up a conversation.

The man walked slowly, and sat back next to Su Jingyan again, his expression unchanged, with a bit of calmness.

Hearing Su Jingyan’s question, the corners of his mouth immediately curled into a line, his tone was indifferent and even cold-blooded, and he said indifferently, “Who knows, maybe someone’s disobedient cat or dog was beaten to death.”

Su Jingyan was taken aback, and when he didn’t understand, his eyes were full of doubts. yOpane

He didn’t take the man’s words seriously. After all, the sounds outside were clearly the sounds of ambulances and police cars.

Who would make such a big commotion when a cat or dog died?

So he naturally took the man’s words as a man’s humor.

Though it didn’t sound like any sense of humor. 6kD7ih

Su Jingyan sighed, not knowing whether he should cooperate with the man, pretend to agree, and smile.

Suddenly, as if he remembered something, his eyes narrowed, his pupils trembled slightly, and he quickly grabbed the backpack that he had thrown on the side of the sofa last night.

Then he hurriedly opened the zipper to find the things inside.

The man stood quietly watching his every move, tilted his head, and said nothing. UTCx25

Su Jingyan took out his phone, unlocked the lock screen, looked at the time on it, his heart sank suddenly, and he took a deep breath.

Dammit! It was eight o’clock!

Chrysanthemum Garden.

It was over, he was going to be late!

Su Jingyan stood up abruptly, then zipped his zipper  up, and rushed to the man anxiously, speaking incoherently, and hurriedly saying, “Yichen! I’m going back to school now, I have to go there right now, I’ll come back this afternoon to look for you! You have to wait for me!” 2N48ht

After finishing speaking, without waiting for the man to reply, Su Jingyan didn’t even bother to pay attention to the slight change in the man’s expression. He rushed to the door at a speed of a 100 meter dash,in a hurry to go to class, quickly opened the door, and then walked briskly. He rushed out as if some scourge was chasing him behind him.

Ah.

The man stood in place, staring at Su Jingyan’s retreating back, his eyes trembled, and his aura became cloudy and dangerous. He clenched his fists, opened his mouth, and sneered.

With a “snap”, the lights in the room that hadn’t been turned on exploded directly, making a loud cracking noise. NfhcFG

Sure enough, I still want to hide it away.

Tsk.

Su Jingyan was also big-hearted. Although he saw a man in the windbreaker in the elevator yesterday, when he ran out of Lu Yichen’s house, he was probably too impatient, so he rushed to the elevator entrance and pressed the switch of the elevator.

But this time, he was very lucky, the moment the button was pressed, the elevator stopped at the fourth floor, so he didn’t have to wait. xQ tp1

Perhaps it was because everyone was busy early in the morning. As soon as the elevator door opened, there were already several people standing inside.

An aunt in a flowered dress with a vegetable basket in her hand, a squinting woman with fat lines on her neck and a pot belly, and a tall, thin, slender man with square eyes.

As soon as the elevator door opened, the moment Su Jingyan stepped in, almost at the same time, the three people who had their own concerns looked at his position in unison. After seeing his face clearly, their eyes hid even more. They couldn’t help but be amazed.

Su Jingyan, long  accustomed to this kind of look, shrank his neck in embarrassment, trying to reduce his sense of existence. zdgdl8

He buried his head very skillfully, turned his head to the side, and didn’t look at everyone’s faces, so he didn’t take it too seriously.

It was because of his sudden acceleration that made him, who was not in good health, a little out of breath.

With a “ding”, the elevator finally stopped on the first floor.

Su Jingyan, who was in a hurry to go to class, immediately acted as if he was participating in the 100-meter sprint. He didn’t look back again, grabbed the bag in his hand, and rushed forward with all his strength. id0wh4

Alas, it was said that time is money, especially for students who were only ten minutes away from the bell for class, but who have not yet entered the school gate.

The gentleman in the elevator looked at Su Jingyan’s back as he rushed out with eyes that were approaching madness, his eyes sparkled with excitement, like a poisonous snake locked on to its target.

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Su Jingyan had just walked out, followed by an aunt carrying a vegetable basket, she secretly sighed that it was good to be young, and then crossed to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

The fat woman supported her extremely fat belly with both hands, her expression was blurred, as if she was still intoxicated by Su Jingyan’s beauty just now, and her eyes couldn’t hide the excitement. 7GPMok

She walked out of the elevator slowly, but every time she took a step, the flesh on her feet trembled up and down twice, and she seemed to weigh more than two hundred catties .

After she got out of the elevator, she dragged her stomach, looked at the gentleman next to her with excitement, and said incoherently, “Doctor Yang, did you see the boy’s face just now? I just want to look like that.”

The more she talked, the more excited the fat woman became, and her saliva spewed out, especially when she said these words on her face, which was already crowded because of too much fat, it sounded inexplicable. People would find it ridiculous.

The doctor Yang, who was the one being shouted from the woman’s mouth, also locked his eyes tightly on Su Jingyan’s retreating back. After hearing what the woman said, his eyes were full of contempt and disgust, and he even kept close to the woman intentionally or unintentionally. At that distance, the nauseating look in his expression could hardly be hidden. UCrDY

But he quickly concealed the emotions he had just revealed, and his usual smile returned to his face, and his voice was extremely gentle, staring at the fat woman affectionately, and said, “Of course, Ms. Wang, No matter what request you make, our hospital will definitely make proper arrangements for you.”

When the fat woman heard this, her eyes were so bright that they were about to shine, she showed her yellow teeth, nodded excitedly, and quickly answered, “That’s good, that’s good, I’ll leave everything to Dr. Yang! Money is not a problem, everything is easy to talk about! Hahaha!”

Hearing the woman’s words, the gentle man sneered in his heart, but he didn’t show it on his face, he kept his professional smile, though the disgust in his brows and eyes still couldn’t be hidden.

The man looked at the gold watch on his wrist, checked the time, and said, “Our hospital’s special car has parked in the community, and we can arrange surgery for you immediately!” ZFGUTI

When the fat woman heard this, her expression was pleasantly surprised. She nodded quickly, took a step in the direction of the man, and said excitedly, “Okay, okay, then let’s go there quickly.”

Saying that, the fat woman walked towards the door with her own legs, full of excitement.

But she was really too fat, and within a few steps, the cold sweat dripped down her forehead, and she was panting loudly, which seemed to be the result of years of inactivity.

The gentleman followed behind her, looking at this figure that was two or three times bigger than himself, felt sick and chilled in his heart, and couldn’t feel any pity. VmPDhN

His mind was full of the face of the boy who had just stepped into the elevator.

Haha.

That boy’s face.

It was definitely the best-looking human skin that he had seen for so many years. dolrCi

The perfect one!

Although the boy walked quickly, there were no other extra clues.

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The gentle man’s face changed.

We’ll meet again. SXUYxb

Ah.

Translator's Note

Classic author begging for mercy again XD

Translator's Note

200 catties would be around 265 pounds or 120 kilograms

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4 comments

  1. It always makes me feel sad when I read descriptions of characters that are fat as if they are truly disgusting and evil. I think there have been a few already in this novel. And as much as I love the book, it makes me really uncomfortable and sad to see the fat-phobia.

    • yes!!! that’s precisely what I was feeling while reading the woman’s description and the follow-up. the fatphobia here is quite explicit and it really bothers me too. I just hope the novel’s ending makes it worth it to continue ://