“NONE OF YOU DARE TO LEAVE!!”
Faced with the self-destructive behavior of his domesticated zombie buddies, Wei Xuan subconsciously shouted loudly. He didn’t expect this shout to have any effect, as he was just an ordinary person without any special training or lion’s roar skills. How loud could his voice be, especially with the distant roar of vehicles, gunfire, and the excited roars of the zombies outside? There was no way his shout could cover the entire residential area.
Therefore, when he let out this shout, deep down, Wei Xuan didn’t harbor any expectations. However, unexpectedly, he saw those zombies, who were halfway through running or lifting their legs, instantly stop their actions. Combined with the performance of the zombies outside his community running wildly toward the convoy, Wei Xuan was taken aback, and a layer of cold sweat covered his body.,
Even more strangely, after his shout, the signals of “It smells so good,” “It’s so delicious,” and “Food” emanating from the zombies in his community were instantly cut off. Approximately three to five seconds later, Wei Xuan received a jumble of messages without any warning.
“Don’t let us eat, don’t let us eat, don’t let us eat…”
“Want to eat, want to eat, want to eat…”
“Got denied, got denied, got denied…”
“So hungry, so hungry, so hungry…”
“We got scolded, we got scolded, we got scolded…”
What made him even more headache-inducing were the three zombies beside him. Du Hang was fine, he had become accustomed to his initial grievances. However, the two male zombies, who were held by him and were also stopped by his shout, huddled together and attacked him with overwhelming emotions of “So hungry, not allowed to eat, so hungry, not allowed to eat…” “Eating alone, eating alone, eating alone…”
Even more exaggeratedly, originally, only those three guys’ grievances and protests surrounded Wei Xuan, but after a while, the entire community, with nearly two hundred zombies, directed their collective grievances toward him!
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This kind of emotional surge made Wei Xuan’s body sway, and he almost felt like his head was about to explode. If he weren’t being held in Du Hang’s arms right now, he would have suspected that he might faint from the overwhelming emotions!
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“They? Who are they?” Wei Xuan, pressing on his throbbing temples, looked at the short zombie and saw it glance at him first, then its eyes almost glowing green as it looked at the massive horde of zombies rushing toward the armored convoy.
Wei Xuan paused, realizing that this short zombie was probably annoyed that these zombies could rush over to eat while he had to stop them. Taking a deep breath, regardless of whether these zombies could understand him or if his voice could reach all the zombie underlings, Wei Xuan shouted at the group below, “All of you, come back!”
Endless grievances flooded in like a tidal wave, making his already splitting headache even worse. He buried his head in Du Hang’s chest for comfort.
Perhaps this action of seeking comfort made Du Hang, who was originally full of resentment, suddenly stop. He held Wei Xuan and looked down at him. Wei Xuan left a spot on his head for Du Hang, indicating that he didn’t want any kissing on the lips right now. Du Hang hesitated for a moment before leaning down and kissed the top of his head instead.
Feeling Du Hang’s actions, Wei Xuan didn’t have the energy to respond. He just rubbed his head against Du Hang’s chest and then glanced below.
Those zombies, who had already reached the wall or even ran out of the community and were about to dash towards the convoy, reluctantly returned to the community and gradually gathered below their building. They were coming back much slower than when they wanted to rush out, clearly showing how much they still craved human flesh.
Seeing this scene, Wei Xuan finally breathed a sigh of relief. Even if their grievances and emotions were overwhelming, even if he could hardly bear it, he was willing to endure the pain to achieve this result.
“Take me down…” Wei Xuan pulled Du Hang’s arm and suddenly remembered something. He looked at the two male zombies and said, “You both come down too, and don’t chase after those people!”
The resentment from the two zombies deepened, but they obediently followed behind Du Hang and jumped down from the rooftop to join the gathering zombies.
The sense of grievance still shrouded him, making Wei Xuan feel nauseous and almost inclined to vomit. But he bit his lip and persevered, waiting for all his zombie underlings to gather before he struggled to speak to them, even though he knew how foolish it was to give a speech to a group of zombies.
“I don’t know if I can make you all like how you were before the apocalypse, but I hope that even as zombies, you can still have some rationality.” Wei Xuan understood that speaking to a group of zombies was ridiculous, but today’s events made it clear to him that his zombies were really different from the ones roaming the streets.
“Rationality can suppress instincts. I don’t know what eating human flesh means to all of you, or if eating human flesh makes you smarter in some way. But each of you was brought into this community by me. I don’t want you to be like those mindless zombies outside, rushing toward any living human you find. Those people are armed, and they know how to kill you better than any mutated animals or plants. I don’t want you to die, so I provide you with other food options, and that’s why I stop you from attacking those humans.”
Taking a few deep breaths, he eased the nauseating and headache-inducing feelings a bit.
“Eating human flesh may not necessarily be a good thing for you. So far, the effect of the food I provided for you has been evident. I hope that even without my reminders and interference, you can learn to do it yourself. I hope you can become ‘human,’ not the humans from before the apocalypse, but a different kind of ‘human’ in another sense.” He couldn’t help but grasp the front of Du Hang’s clothes and looked into his eyes. “Just like you…”
Before, he never had such hopes or thoughts for other zombies. In his eyes, in both his previous and current life, there was only one special existence, Du Hang. Others, whether zombies or humans, were like roadside stones or backdrop boards, completely irrelevant and unimportant to him.
But at that moment, he noticed the pair of male zombies.
Their feelings toward each other made Wei Xuan see a possible future for himself and Du Hang. Since then, in his reincarnated life, he started viewing this post-apocalyptic world with a more relaxed mindset and discovered that the zombies were not as clueless as he remembered from his previous life.
They still retained various instincts from before the apocalypse and developed strange habits and behaviors over time.
After encountering the battle with the mutated animals, the security zombies in the entire community appeared different to Wei Xuan. Because they considered this place their “home,” Wei Xuan preferred to see them as family rather than just “security” or “NPCs.”
This led him to behave like a madman, delivering this speech to a group of zombies. He genuinely hoped that even if they couldn’t understand his words, they would comprehend his desire not to let them eat human flesh and be able to control their instincts.
As Wei Xuan had just said, he always believed that creatures capable of controlling their instincts had already transcended the category of “beasts” and became a higher form of life with self-restraint.
After finishing his speech, the zombie underlings looked confused. Wei Xuan glanced up at them, and suddenly, without any warning, Du Hang kissed him on the lips.
Wei Xuan was slightly surprised, but he thought that since the surrounding onlookers were all zombies, they wouldn’t understand the significance of Du Hang’s actions. Even that pair of male zombies… they displayed more affection than he and Du Hang did, so he didn’t pay much attention to them.
However, as Du Hang lifted his head, all the complaints and grievances from the zombies around suddenly disappeared. The resentment that had made Wei Xuan feel sick vanished instantly. Just as he was puzzled by the situation, he heard a voice in his mind – “want to kiss.”
“Huh?” Wei Xuan looked at Du Hang in confusion. Didn’t they just kiss a moment ago?
“Want to kiss, want to kiss, want to kiss…”
The voice repeated, and at first, Wei Xuan couldn’t figure out who was saying it and mistakenly thought it was Du Hang. But then the continuous shouts of “want to kiss” echoed in his mind.
Wei Xuan’s face turned green, and with a constipated expression, he looked around. Sure enough, all his zombie underlings were staring straight at him, emitting a strong sense of envy as if they wanted to kiss him and Du Hang.
What is this?! It turns out one cannot flaunt their affection without consequences?! As he was about to go crazy with frustration, he felt Du Hang’s chest tremble slightly as he was close to it. Then he “heard” Du Hang sending out a powerful message in all directions – “Mine!”
The force was so overwhelming that Wei Xuan felt shivers running down his spine. Subsequently, the surrounding zombie underlings emitted feelings of grievance, but they still quietly murmured their desire to kiss.
Then, with a swift movement, Du Hang turned around, carrying Wei Xuan, and leaped back through the window into their third-floor bedroom, leaving behind a group of rejected zombie underlings on the ground.
I kinda wanted him to tell them to kiss eachother they were taken.
Now the question is did DH kiss him because he was touched that WX thinks so highly of him or jealousy because WX wants the others to be like him?
Good question. Either way, it’s because of affection.
Also, thank you for the chapter! The translation is going really well, very enjoyable to read!
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Thanks for the chapter!
This is soooo good!! Thank you so much for the update ❤
Haha, it’s like telling them to go find their own partner..😂
…is this community of zombies will become some kind of love cult ?!
I want to know if any convoy members saw the zombie helpers run out only to freeze and then walk back like kids scolded for running after a icecream truck!
No they were a few intersections away.
Oh. My… Hahaha. No group kissing! Wei Xuan is taken, no share-zees. Dog food in front of the group should be rethought…pfft! Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️😘
not the zombie haremmmm 😭😭😭
Even in zombie form eating dog food is unbearable 🤣🤣. Our MC is leading the zombie family astray~~~
I didn’t see the harem genre shift coming. Touché author.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR BEING AWESOME!!!
ahh the zombie community is so cute 😫❤️ i wonder if they will be the archenemy of the zombie girl’s group.
Zombie king AND zombie queen i see i see