“They’re here, on this floor?” Wei Xuan took a few unsteady steps forward, pushed open the door in front of him, and then stood still, shouting into the room, “Is anyone there?!”
Although he really wanted to enter and search for people inside, Wei Xuan decided to stay outside for safety reasons. Perhaps there were other people inside besides those two individuals, or maybe someone had taken over this building and driven those two away. It would be safer to wait for the people inside to come out and assess the situation.
Wei Xuan had made up his mind. If the people who arrived were not those two individuals and had malicious intentions, he would immediately let Du Hang carry him and run away! Others would have to run down one floor at a time, but Du Hang could easily jump down half a floor with a single leap. It would be much safer for him to escape with Du Hang.
To be honest, even Wei Xuan himself would carefully observe the snow conditions around the residential complex during the winter when the doors were blocked by heavy snow. If there were any extra traces, he could be prepared in advance. He would even set up some noise-making objects in inconspicuous places in the building, such as cans, which would make a sound if someone accidentally bumped into them, alerting him and Du Hang.
Coupled with Du Hang’s keen sense of smell and the presence of zombies acting as security guards throughout the neighborhood, it was unlikely that any other survivors could enter without alerting Wei Xuan. These were the security measures he had taken.
After Wei Xuan shouted for the third time, he faintly heard some commotion, followed by a series of footsteps. When a person rushed over from the corner and saw Wei Xuan and Du Hang, they immediately shouted even louder than Wei Xuan, “Ma Jie! Potato! It’s Potato!”
No, you’re Potato! Your whole family is Potato!
Wei Xuan’s mouth twitched for a long time. He stood still, took a few deep breaths, and waited until Bai Guangnan ran up to him, circling around him and Du Hang, followed by Cheng Ma who rushed over.
“Potato! It’s really Potato!”
After silently repeating “You’re the Potato” in his mind, Wei Xuan twisted his lips into a smile, facing the two of them.
Three living people and three zombie heads. Wei Xuan sat on the comfortable sofa in this room, which was decorated like a private residence or a hotel before the apocalypse. He couldn’t help but glance at the boxes, plastic containers, and cans stacked in the corner, which had long been emptied and emitted a faint, eerie smell.
Then he couldn’t help but glance at the two zombies sitting tied up on the sofa, one was a young, beautiful, and innocent-looking college girl in her early twenties.
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The two people opposite were also observing Du Hang, and at this moment, they deeply experienced the concept of “no comparison, no harm.” Look, how obedient Du Hang is as a zombie. Although he had the same ferocious expression and “grinning smile” as the other two, he sat on the sofa without being tied up, and although his body was tense and trembling slightly, seemingly full of aggression, there was no sign of him rushing towards the two people.
Such a well-behaved and cute zombie…
The two individuals turned their heads to look at their respective sides. After a while, Bai Guangnan looked at Wei Xuan with a frustrated expression and said, “Are you here to show off to us? Well, even though your zombie is obedient, I still think my Ruoxin is the cutest!”
“Yeah, my Xiao Cheng can be mischievous sometimes, but he is the most precious good son in his mother’s heart!” Cheng Ma gave her zombie son a hug on the shoulder. When her son extended his neck and almost bit her arm, she recoiled back.
It was clear that although her mind was somewhat abnormal, she was well aware that if she turned into a zombie herself, no one would be able to help her son fully recover his human form.
Wei Xuan’s mouth twitched twice. He took another deep breath, but he ended up coughing a few times because of the strange smell coming from the food boxes and cans around him. After recovering his breath, he looked at the two individuals with a serious expression and said, “I came to ask you if you know about the recent big fire?”
“Fire?” Both of them had the same confused expression, as if they had no idea what Wei Xuan was referring to.
How could they not have looked out the window at all?
Wei Xuan suddenly realized that these two individuals might actually behave this way! After all, their level of attention had been different from his and other normal people’s from the beginning!
So he quickly pointed in a certain direction and said, “Over there, in a faraway place, about more than half a month ago, there was black smoke rising. The weather was clear those days, hardly any clouds in the sky, and you could see it from far away!”
“Oh! You mean black smoke, right, right,” said Bai Guangnan, suddenly understanding.
Cheng Ma seemed indifferent. “Just black smoke? We see it every day when we start fires or I shoot fireballs.”
“That’s different, okay!” Wei Xuan had the urge to smash the ground. How could they casually dismiss a situation where something far away was on fire and the smoke lingered for two or three days? Could such a fire be insignificant? It seemed that the world of the crazies was truly different from his own!
Bai Guangnan shrugged. “I’ve seen it before, but I didn’t pay attention to what was burning… Oh, by the way, I saw flames in the direction of the outer ring that day, and it seemed like some buildings collapsed. It looked like a battle was taking place over there.”
“A battle?!” This was completely new information for Wei Xuan.
Seeing that Wei Xuan seemed interested, Bai Guangnan led him to the window and pointed in a certain direction. “There, it was far away, and we were inside the room at the time, so we didn’t hear any sounds. But Ma Jie said she heard rumbling noises. See that building over there? It didn’t look like this before; it’s all collapsed now.”
It seemed that even if a battle took place right in front of them, it wouldn’t capture the attention or interest of these two individuals. Bai Guangnan only briefly described what he saw at the time and hurriedly returned to the sofa to bond with his zombie girlfriend.
These two individuals showed no sign of warm hospitality like normal people would when Wei Xuan visited. They didn’t show any welcome or happiness, except for their initial reaction. They didn’t even exhibit the slightest bit of annoyance or frustration at an unwelcome guest.
It was as if Wei Xuan could come and go, ask questions, get answers if they knew, and leave if they didn’t. Their reactions couldn’t be described with words like “innocent” or “eccentric” anymore.
But this actually made Wei Xuan feel comfortable. At least it didn’t put any pressure on him. Taking out his binoculars, Wei Xuan could vaguely see that the snow in the direction Bai Guangnan pointed was trampled and dirty, contrasting with the pristine white ground around it.
“I’ll climb a few more floors later to see the situation over there. By the way, are the stairs above still passable?” Wei Xuan observed and then turned to the two individuals to ask.
“Yes, they’re passable, but the glass is broken, and it’s cold,” Cheng Ma replied. Suddenly, her eyes widened as she looked at Du Hang and Wei Xuan, and Bai Guangnan also stared at them, dumbfounded.
As Wei Xuan turned his head to ask the question, Du Hang, standing behind him, noticed his face turning and naturally leaned over, taking a bite on his lips…
Because Du Hang was standing behind Wei Xuan and his body blocked the view, the two individuals couldn’t see where Du Hang bit him. But their kissing action was without a doubt visible, even if partially obstructed!
The zombies obediently following people was something they were used to, but although they were surprised, they weren’t too shocked. After all, even their own zombie would follow them around (despite their zombie always chasing them for flesh). But for a zombie to voluntarily kiss like a normal person!!
“How… how did you teach him?!” Bai Guangnan jumped off the sofa, his eyes radiating a light that could almost penetrate people.
Cheng Ma, initially shocked, then looked at her son with a face full of sadness. “Xiao Cheng hasn’t kissed his mommy since he grew up…”
Please, you guys are focusing on the wrong thing!
Even though Wei Xuan was caught off guard by Du Hang’s sudden gesture and felt somewhat embarrassed in front of others, after hearing and seeing the reactions of those two, he couldn’t help but internally complain again, having conversations with lunatics was truly exhausting!
Just as Wei Xuan’s mouth twitched and he didn’t know how to explain, Bai Guangnan suddenly turned around, bent down, and approached his zombie girlfriend near the sofa with an expectant look. The zombie girlfriend eagerly opened her small cherry mouth without reservation and “bit” his face affectionately.
“Sigh, still not working,” Bai Guangnan looked dejected, his face covered in blood, and he looked at Du Hang in admiration.
“How did you teach your zombie? I really want Ruoxin to give me a kiss too.”
Ummmm. New image for eating face…blurgh. Sweet zombie kisses (not chomp and chew) the best—good Du Hang selling zombie food!!!
Best advertising model Du Hang
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I was waiting for that to happen! Wait till they find out they actively cuddle and Du Hang basically pouts if he doesn’t get enough attention