Online Dating Boyfriend is Actually an AlienCh3 - Laugh from the ridiculousness

After sending this message, Lu Xingwang decisively added this person to his blacklist and deleted this person from his contacts.

The medicine given by the healing priest could only quickly suppress the poison, but could not quickly suppress the pain caused by the poison. The sun outside the window gradually tilted westward. He sat on the ground, his clothes soaked with cold sweat behind him. The youth bowed his head and tried his legs to stand up. He only pulled a little distance from the ground, but the black robe fell back to the ground. After he was poisoned, the bones and his whole body seemed to be weak as if being torn apart and reshaped. This body was extremely weak. BcEJ3t

Even if he didn’t look in the mirror, he could imagine how his appearance would cut the sorry figure he was now. The warm yellow sun was within reach and not far away, but he could only sit in the shadow and silently watch the light go away inch by inch.

“Ding!”

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The sound of a message beeping broke the silence.

Lu Xingwang raised his eyes. For the first time, he was surprised to find that the account that should have been blacklisted and deleted by himself appeared again, and was still sending messages to him. Due to his surprise of this unexpected matter per se, he clicked on the message: 4FOaWq

“You are really alive!”

“Great, it scared me to death, QVQ”

“Are you the owner of the mobile phone?”

“I saw you on WeChat, so I tried to send you a message!”

Mobile phone? WeChat?

Lu Xingwang’s eyebrows frowned from the unfamiliar words. His dark eyes were calm, he abandoned these strange words and straightforwardly pointed the spear to heart: [who are you]

The security level of his information terminal was S+ level, and it was absolutely impossible for a strange account to appear. However, the prompt tone of this message was actually on default of special concern for his immediate family members. Excluding the possibility of hallucination caused by his poisoning and insanity. It could only be power with special divine power, The ability of people who have this divine power to break through the security defense set by him was absolutely extraordinary.

Just… lbPQzT

Why did the other party do that? Whose person was it? Was it the crown prince or the second prince, or was it the temptation from other parties?

Of course, he couldn’t expect the other party to answer honestly, the other even took great pains to try to invade his information terminal. It was absolutely impossible to just talk nonsense. From a different perspective, he obviously wouldn’t want to expose his identity. If he was a serious and shrewd opponent, he would try his best to cover up for himself.

“Ding!”

The tone prompt of reply to the message sounded at this moment. RbieEy

Lu Xingwang’s thoughts settled. A sarcastic smile arose from the corners of his mouth. When he opened the message, he saw the words that came into view:

“Hello, my name is Jian Mei.”

“I’m from Xiaozhang Village, Santai Mountain.”

“And you?” mBEanx

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Maybe it was because the other party didn’t play cards according to the routine. Lu Xingwang was stunned for a moment. Moreover, under the condition that the two sides were not familiar with each other, he was either stupid or had extremely high means and was not afraid of being exposed, but he soon recovered his composure. He didn’t answer the question, and only asked: [why do you have my information account.]

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“Glcu!”

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“Yt ws ubv, sbe wjs cba yfilfnf la. Tbeg jmmbeca jqqfjgfv ja atf abq bo ws QfJtja obg rbwf gfjrbc!”

“I also said how can someone’s account number be all blank.” pUeEVy

“It was really a shock ah, but fortunately, you are alive. Oh, hey.”

Lu Xingwang’s eyes stared at the words on the information panel and even the green veins on his forehead burst. If Lu Wei tried all effort to attract his attention and failed to do so, then the person in front of him did it effortlessly. The young man in magnificent clothes sat by the wall, paused, and sneered. After reading these words, Jian Mei unexpectedly made him laugh from the ridiculousness.

“Are you still there?”

Another new message came. 61lHTD

“Are you the owner of the mobile phone?” he said, “because there is only your contact information here.”

The room was very quiet. After a long time, Lu Xingwang sat up: [no] he replied: [you’ve found the wrong person]

Maybe it was because this reason was really beyond reasonable limits. Some words he was unable to understand were unreasonable, and the timing of the appearance of Jian Mei was unreasonable. But recently, his life has experienced so many beyond reasonable limits. What about one or two more beyond reasonable limits things in his already bad days?

The pain of the poison attack gradually disappeared. In the beginning, some resolute and extreme ideas slowly settled down because of Jian Mei’s interruption. Although it might have been a mistake, this person unexpectedly helped him through a difficult time. eGwfWJ

[don’t tell strangers your information easily in the future]

Right after he sent this sentence, he clicked the permanently add to blacklist and delete button.

Regardless of whether the other party was really stupid or fake stupid, he was too lazy to care about it. Anyway, he would never see him again.

On the other side UyIBpC

Jian Mei was surprised to see the instruction sent by the other party. He didn’t expect this person to speak coldly, but in fact, this person was unexpectedly very good and would even tell him about it. However, if he was not the owner, who owned this mobile phone, or who could buy such a strange mobile phone?

He just turned around and found that this mobile phone really had no application store, not even the most basic internet application. The whole mobile phone was empty except for basic functions and WeChat, and could not be used by people at all.

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While Jian Mei was thinking, a pop-up window came out in the originally blank WeChat chat interface, and the words appeared on the golden pop-up window: [Daily task has been completed, please click to receive reward]

Jian Mei’s round eyes widened. He looked in disbelief at the pop-up window and unconsciously clicked to receive it. KcYGgT

The pop-up window flashed and another interface was changed:

Daily Task Settlement:

1. Successfully chat with him and exchanged more than five chat messages √
2. Send 50 messages in total √

Under the pop-up window, there were glittering 10 small gold coins that could be received. After Jian Mei clicked to receive them, the pop-up window automatically switched out of WeChat and replaced it with a big mall page that suddenly appeared and asked: “Congratulations on getting ten gold coins. Now you can unlock the application software.”

Jian Mei looked at the mall popped up by the system in shock. There was a wide range of applications, including the most popular games he had heard of and the ones he had not heard of, but the names looked a little unclear. There were all kinds of applications, even those he had never even heard of before.

But…

The download buttons of these applications were all gold coins.

Even the cheapest music application needed 10 gold coins to download and install! RJBW6Y

Jian Mei took a deep breath, this world was too magical. What were those strange tasks? Was there anything special about these applications that needed gold coins to download?

“What a strange mobile phone…”

Once the pop-up window was clicked, it couldn’t return. Naturally, he didn’t have a chance to ask Lu Xingwang. Jian Mei had to choose a music application to download. This application was downloaded and installed quickly. After clicking, it was no different from the music software on his own mobile phone. Just when he thought that the software downloaded with ten gold coins was just like this, he accidentally found…

He could listen to all songs for free from the music application he downloaded! d85RTq

And could find any song!

Even some songs in languages he didn’t understand were on the home page ranking, and the music library was larger than expected.

Jian Mei: “True or fake?”

He tried to click download, and the system immediately popped up, “Sorry, your balance is insufficient. Please unlock the software after completing more tasks.” Lv1xoA

Jian Mei was shocked by his mobile phone. Just when he was shocked, her mother’s voice came from downstairs, “Come downstairs quickly and get ready to eat for dinner!”

Jian Mei answered and quickly put down his cell phone and ran downstairs, “coming, coming.”

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The smell of the food downstairs made people’s appetites open. When Jian Mei saw the cooked food on the table, he didn’t rush to satisfy his greed with chopsticks. He walked with small steps into the kitchen. He saw his mother’s busy figure and hurried to help, “Mom, I’ll bring the plate.”

Shen Meina was afraid that he would burn her hand, “Don’t stand here. Go to the backyard and call grandpa for dinner. He’s drying herbs.” E0bHi

There was heat in the kitchen, and Jian Mei’s round face slowly turned crimson. He nodded obediently and said, “Okay.”

After that, he went over and raised the wind speed of the electric fan used to cool Shen Meina in the kitchen to a higher level. This time, he ran out. After a while, he crossed the wooden threshold of the living room and disappeared in the path leading to the backyard.

Father Jian, who was lighting a fire for cooking, looked at him and was worried, “Running so fast, what if you fall down?”

Shen Meina was angry, “Let alone run away. Today he went to the river to save the dog. Your son is getting bolder and bolder!” frvOgK

“Really?” The good-tempered Father Jian had a gentle face. He smiled, “He’s a lot more lively now.”

Shen Meina glared at him.

But soon, the woman’s face gradually became serious, “Have you arranged a school for him?”

“Yes, it’s a good junior high school.” Father Jian said, “The enrollment rate is very high and the environment is also good. You can rest assured.” 8rgn3H

Shen Meina looked up, “You know I’m not worried about this.”

Father Jian looked at his wife’s worried face and sighed. He stood up, took her by the shoulder, and comforted, “That’s enough, don’t worry. The doctor also said that Meimei’s bone marrow transplantation was very successful, and he recovered very well. There have been no complications in the past two years. You see, he is alive and kicking now, which is no different from the healthy children in ordinary families.”

Shen Meina’s face eased a little.

Father Jian’s smile deepened, “Don’t worry, our son will be healthy and live a long life in the future.” 16xgIK

Translator’s Notes:

Hi, this is Ebarle. I mischeduled this chapter. This was supposed to be an update for tomorrow, but anyway, enjoy the update. Also, I was thinking of changing the release schedule from Tuesday and Friday to Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Let me hear what you guys think in the comments so I can schedule it asap!

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.