Non-Human Sub-district OfficeCh1 - A human and a dog faced each other, and their hearts were panicking

Dawn arrives early in June.

On a misty morning, a small truck entered Qingyao Village, a suburb of A City, engine humming as it stopped in front of a small courtyard’s door. UhRTIf

The small house was beautifully built and well managed, with thriving pots of green plants all over the yard.

There was no large fence encasing the courtyard, just a symbolic row of bamboo fences about the height of an adult’s waist. There were emerald green vines climbing across the bamboo fence, filling the entire yard with life.

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The truck driver was a middle-aged man with white hair and wrinkles on his face.

He got out of the car and looked at the beautiful fence with flowers growing on the vines, but stayed far away and had no interest in heading towards that direction. Kr PbM

He knew very well that although this bamboo fence looked harmless and beautiful, there were actually sharp nails and bamboo spikes hidden under the vines. Whoever wanted to jump over without consent would have a large layer of meat scraped from their hands to hip.

The yard was also filled with surveillance cameras and didn’t have a single blind spot. There was no need to be afraid of thieves at all.

The driver went to the door and rang the bell.

Hearing the doorbell, Lin Mu opened the window and shouted a reply, then hastily wiped the oil stains off his hands as he ran down the stairs.

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The smile on Lin Mu’s face was as vibrant as the plants in his yard as he opened the door. There were even two cute dimples at the corner of his mouth, Uncle De good morning!”

“Morning, Little Lin!” Uncle De nodded his head and walked into the yard.

“Breakfast is being kept warm in the pot, large meat buns, please have some of them first.” Lin Mu said, then took a brick to stop the gate from closing as he turned to move the flowerpots in the courtyard.

Uncle De entered the kitchen and lifted the lid of the steamer on the stove. He saw six white large meat buns, each as big as a palm with two bowls of soybean pudding being warmed next to it. PFOacQ

The same as always, four out of the six buns were Uncle De’s and the other two were Lin Mu’s, since he ate less.

Uncle De took a bowl for the steam buns and carried the soyabean pudding to the door to sit. While he ate, he looked at Lin Mu who was carrying around flower pots in the yard.

Lin Mu was very good at taking care of flowers and plants. The well-kept and beautifully potted plants in his courtyard were are all tended to, and ready to be supplied to some big hotels and institutions in A City.

Uncle De was in charge of transportation, and he had been working with Lin Mu on and off for several years. UAuhRq

He always found it a pity that Lin Mu was self-employed, which meant that he couldn’t increase his output or prices by that much.

The honest Uncle De felt that since there was the opportunity for money, why not let the whole village earn together? He could increase both his output and money.

But this idea was just a fleeting thought that only crossed his mind for a moment.

One couldn’t just judge Lin Mu by his warm and gentle scholarly appearance, who could fascinate a whole group of young ladies with a single smile. The truth was he was a famous bully in Qingyao Village. 8MOGAT

— It wasn’t exactly accurate to call him a bully, but no one dared to provoke him.

if you see this, please refresh the page. if not, do read it through (novel)(no space or brackets)(updates). On a misty morning, a small truck entered Qingyao Village, a suburb of A City, engine humming as it stopped in front of a small courtyard’s door.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

The small house was beautifully built and well managed, with thriving pots of green plants all over the yard.

Lin Mu and his mother, who died early, were outsiders. JHdT81

In the countryside, there would always be people who get excluded, and anybody could bully a widow and her child.

Lin Mu was still a little baby when they first arrived. His mother had a gentle and kind character, so she suffered a lot in this kind of place where honest people would get deceived.

After a few years, Lin Mu studied and grew up. Initially, his character followed his mother and was kind and gentle, and even a little, cowardly child. But nobody knew where he learnt how to swear and act like a street thug. He waved around a broom and brick, cursed and swore at the leech who came to rip them off, chased him away and almost broke open his head.

A thirty-something year old man couldn’t win over an eight year old small child, even if one said it, nobody would believe it. iRb50U

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After that, nobody dared to bully the mother and child anymore, and there were a few sensible ones that treated this widowed mother and child well.

Uncle De was one of those. jE7dlT

Unfortunately, Lin Mu’s mother wasn’t in good health, and it seems like she fell ill when Lin Mu was born. When he was eighteen and received his university admission notice, she died.

Before she died, she told Lin Mu to get his grandfather to come and collect her body.

It was then that Lin Mu found out his grandfather was the chairman of a well-known company in A City.

Lin Mu thought about how soft of a person his mother was, about how she did not go back to ask for help even after all these years, and felt that there was something fishy, so he didn’t go for help, and instead silently did everything by himself. ixZ9Tg

There was no large fence encasing the courtyard, just a symbolic row of bamboo fences about the height of an adult’s waist. There were emerald green vines climbing across the bamboo fence, filling the entire yard with life.

But how big was Qingyao Village? The matter had spread quickly, and some bored folks posted the matter onto the Internet which attracted his grandfather.

But his grandfather had a poisonous mouth and looked down on Lin Mu, but felt that at least he was a boy. So, he put on a charitable attitude to get Lin Mu to return with him, but rushed away in anger after Lin Mu mocked him.

Being the type of person to hold a grudge, Lin Mu hated everybody so much at that time he attached nails to all the fences surrounding his courtyard and threw piles of broken glass and wood all over it. All those reporters that tried to climb over his walls and nosy villagers had to be taken to the hospital. hp91Hr

That was the mess that happened at that time, and now that he had found a way to earn money, of course he wouldn’t want to share it with others.

Uncle De truly liked Lin Mu this little child, and always felt that after staying with Lin Mu for a while, he would calm down and forget all his troubles.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Maybe it was because Lin Mu was really good-looking. When he laughed and his mouth widened, those two small dimples would appear, making him look extremely sweet.

Uncle De bit the steamed bun and looked at the young man who was effortlessly holding the large flower pot. He thought about the matter that they had chatted about before and asked, “Xiao Lin, last time you said you wanted to take the civil service exams?” mEAIVj

“En, yes” Lin Mu placed the potted plant in his hand into the truck, smiled and said, “I’m going to check in today. The unit isn’t that far from us and I can get there by train.”

“Oh, oh.”

Uncle De knew that recently a new train station was built about two kilometers away from the village.

“The government office isn’t the same as our village, so don’t act like you do here and start fighting without saying a word.” After he finished, Uncle De took a look at the bamboo fence, “it’s not good to put stuff like that in the office.” PJINY6

Lin Mu felt a little confounded , “how could I fight? It’s not some government office, just a subdistrict office.”

Uncle De warned again, “that’s still a decent office, a good and secure job. You can’t offend people.”

Lin Mu said a whole bunch of ‘okays’ and finished moving all the potted plants that needed to be moved before patting away the dust on his hand, “alright, pay attention to safety on the road, don’t knock or bang into anything.”

Uncle De finished the rest of his breakfast in a few big bites and said, “it’s other people that have to be afraid of me on the road.” JuHFER

The truck driver was a middle-aged man with white hair and wrinkles on his face. He got out of the car and looked at the beautiful fence with flowers growing on the vines, but stayed far away and had no interest in heading towards that direction. If you see this, text is confusing and scrambled! Do read it at Novel(nospace)Updates

“Okay.” Lin Mu nodded, watched Uncle De leave, then turned back into the house for breakfast.

Lin Mu had just graduated a year ago, and smoothly obtained his civil servant’s registration certification. Now, it was almost time and Lin Mu was ready to go to the office to report.

Lin Mu did not have any huge ambition. He had no interest in his grandfather’s assets. He simply wanted to go along day by day, save up some money and complete his mother’s last wish to open a flower shop. He did not want to go and find his father, and just wanted live his own life in peace. tNbsTp

Lin Mu’s mother didn’t have any special hobbies. She simply liked to study flowers and plants.

She had an elder and younger brother in her family, and didn’t have that likable of a character at home. Her mother died early, so there was no one to care for her. She had never listened to her father to obediently study finance and go on blind dates. Not even talking about her taking botany as her major during university, she also often broke her blind date appointments to follow her team out and study nature.

This wasn’t an issue, but there was once she ran out for half a year and came back pregnant.

And until the end, she didn’t reveal who the father was, and didn’t want to abort the child. She was eventually kicked out of her home by her father who felt greatly embarrassed by it. 2I Cv0

Therefore, out of his own personal vendetta, Lin Mu planned to open his flower shop opposite the A City’s Financial Tower, so that his grandfather and uncles who looked down on him would have to see him everyday when they went to work, and shove his presence in their faces.

They couldn’t stand the look of him yet couldn’t kill him, and everyday they would be angry yet worried that he would go to the media and expose the family issues, wouldn’t it be the best?

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Lin Mu washed the bowl and went upstairs to take the sealed file and his registration card out from the drawer. After making sure that all the surveillance cameras were working properly, he locked the door, took his small scooter and tooted his way out of the gate.

A City Central Plains, Qingyao Road No.404, Qingyao Subdistrict Office.

This was where Lin Mu was going to be employed. xE3d w

The area was remote. So remote until there were only a pitiable amount of pedestrians.

Lin Mu followed along the navigation for a long time before finally standing in front of a door.

He held his phone, confirmed the door number, and looked down at the address mentioned in the mail.

And eventually looked incredulously at the dilapidated old house in front of him. COyGMq

He knew very well that although this bamboo fence looked harmless and beautiful, there were actually sharp nails and bamboo spikes hidden under the vines. Whoever wanted to jump over without consent would have a large layer of meat scraped from their hands to hip.

How shabby was this house?

An ordinary house, with some parts of the outer wall was peeled off, revealing the red brick inside. The window had a hole, which was covered up by a newspaper.

The door was an olden type green door, big enough only for a single person to enter. On the outside was an iron gate, also a single-entry type. HPScp1

The lock on the iron gate had been broken for goodness knows how long — because it had already rusted.

Even the few words ‘Qingyao Subdristrict Office’ were not on plaques or signs, but instead written with chalk on the door. After being battered by wind and rain, one could only make out a fuzzy ‘Qingyao’ and ‘Office’.

The only thing that proved Lin Mu didn’t find the wrong place was the dangerous-looking building with the 403 sign on the left, and the dirty looking unopened small restaurant with the 405 sign on the right.

On the left 403, on the right 405, in the middle 404. This must be correct. mp8cad

Lin Mu: “……”

But it was really very shabby.

How could it be so shabby?

How was it so shabby till this point? MoaiIh

Lin Mu felt puzzled.

He fell silent for a moment, but eventually opened the rusty iron gate and raised his hand to knock on the door.

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With this knock, the weather-beaten green door that was covered in patches responded by falling.

Lin Mu’s whole body jumped: “???” n kpUg

What!!

What’s going on!!

Lin Mu stood at the doorway and was stunned for a while, he looked inside and found that it was clean and tidy. There were a few desks arranged in an orderly manner with work tools on the table, but no one was around.

The situation inside the office made Lin Mu feel slightly relieved. He looked at the time and found that it was only half past eight. sx3geN

Nine to five, half an hour before work, it was normal to have nobody around.

Lin Mu stood at the doorway and thought for five minutes, and felt that it wasn’t a big problem to let the door lie there, so he simply entered the door, and with his own strength, re-inserted the door into the door frame and pretended it was still intact.

After finishing, Lin Mu took several steps back, looked at the results of his work, and felt that it was Fine and OK.

Really perfect. ihyPoA

The yard was also filled with surveillance cameras and didn’t have a single blind spot. There was no need to be afraid of thieves at all.

Just as Lin Mu was ready to find a stool to sit down and quietly wait for someone to come into work, the door that he had just placed into the door was kicked open. The person walked in, ramblings and unbuttoning his shirt at the same time, “Old Turtle, it’s already been half a year, have you found the person I’m looking for! How long has it been? I’m in a hurry, okay!”

Lin Mu was shocked to see this man who undressed as he entered the door, so shocked until he didn’t know what to say. Finally, he politely issued a string of ellipsis that no one could hear.

“……” 0HIZB1

The man didn’t receive any reply, felt impatient unbuttoning his clothes, simply released his hands and grumbled, “dammit, human clothes are really damn uncomfortable!”

Lin Mu stared with his eyes wide open, and watched as after the large man in front of him swore and turned into a large black dog.

Lin Mu shivered, there were five parts horror, four parts shock, and one part confusion as he opened his mouth, and hiccuped.

The large wolfdog was completely blind to anybody in the office. He was madly shaking his head and ass, trying to get out of the human clothes that trapped him. MhQZr8

He struggled for a while, and eventually tore up the button shirt with his claws, and angrily raised his head, meeting Lin Mu’s gaze, who was silently gazing at him.

A person and a dog were both muddled.

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Lin Mu: “……”

The large wolfdog: “……” oJbLQO

…… fuck!

What!

What’s going on!

Lin Mu frantically clutched his file bag, and suspected that he was going to be silenced. KNeyBn

What!

What’s going on!

The large wolfdog frantically clutched his tail, and suspected that he was going to be silenced.

A human and a dog faced each other, and their hearts were panicking. L2NdlJ


Translator has this to note:

Note about our Main Char’s name: Lin Mu (林木). His name means (林)Forest (木)Tree.

This novel has contains some Chinese myth + folklore in a modern setting, which means footnotes. Will do my best to explain everything and translate it into the English equivalent (if any), feel free to ask if there’s anything confusing.  Within the text itself, it’ll mostly be a brief explanation, with a more in-depth one at the end.

If anyone has read this novel before and is intended to re-read it, do note that I’ve edited some stuff (like terminology as well as translations) here and there. gS05kY

Hope you guys enjoy this!

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Not his birth uncle, but a term of address/respect.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douhua
Douhua, or Soybean pudding. One of my favourite soy-based dishes. Can be eaten hot or cold, sweet or savory.

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Guokao – a yearly extremely difficult exam to get a chance to enroll as a government employee. https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-38151203

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Originally, the text has it as 4 li. Li (里), is also known as the Chinese Mile, is approximately 500m, although the distance has changed a lot over time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_(unit)

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Originally 铁饭碗 – lit, iron rice bowl. Fig. a job with guaranteed job security. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_rice_bowl

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Central Plains. Zhong Yuan. In a broader term, it represents China as a whole, and is similar to the concept of Huaxia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhongyuan

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Fine and OK were written in English

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  1. here for a re-read!! i barely remember anything since the first time was long ago for me, so happy to see this novel here~ 🥰

    good thing is that you put one chapter a day so i don’t really feel overwhelmed with almost 100 chapters to read at once, it feels way better for me like this too 🥹