Min Min felt that Sheep Curls was mocking and challenging her.
She held her tongue as her friends stepped forward to mediate.
[(Party) Helian Jia Jia: Sorry for the wait! We can start now!]
This was how the small disputes ended.
Inside the instance dungeon, Little Fish sent a message to Yang Juan in private.
[(Friend) Cat Eating Fish: Curly!]
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: ?]
[(Friend) Cat Eating Fish: When did you and the guild leader get together! How come none of us know!]
Feeling slightly ill at ease, Yang Juan turned around and sent a message to He Lang.
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Little Fish is asking when we got together.]
[(Friend) Errant Wolf: You can say yesterday.]
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Okay.]
He replied to Little Fish the way He Lang suggested.
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Yesterday.]
[(Friend) Cat Eating Fish: Wooh, then when do you guys plan to make it public?]
Pondering over the question for a moment, he gave a vague answer.
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: I am fine with whenever, it is up to him.]
[(Friend) Cat Eating Fish: When do you two plan to get married? Would I have the chance to eat your wedding candy then? (anticipating)]
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Get married?]
[(Friend) Cat Eating Fish: You mean you don’t know? They made an announcement that this month’s update will be huge. They are finally going to release the marriage system, so that everyone can get married in the game.]
Yang Juan had to ask He Lang again.
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Little Fish asked when we are going to get married.]
Walking in the dimly lit underground palace, He Lang almost made a mistake and clashed into the wall beside him.
[(Friend) Errant Wolf: Tell her this month.]
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Okay.]
After Yang Juan subconsciously replied in his usual way, he had a ‘hold up a minute’ moment. Marriage was not part of their agreement.
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Wait a minute, you never mentioned that we are going to be married.]
[(Friend) Errant Wolf: Just answer her first. By then, we can find an excuse to dodge questions.]
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Okay.]
Yang Juan replied to the other player.
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[(Friend) Sheep Curls: This month.]
[(Friend) Cat Eating Fish: Wow, then remember to prepare with the guild leader in advance. The official site stated that there will be a limit on how many players that can get married in the first month, as a trial. Not everyone will be able to get married. So my boyfriend and I decided to tie the knot next month.]
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Oh.]
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Min Min, as a range class, kept hiding behind He Lang with her guqin the whole time.
When He Lang used his skill and cleared monsters—
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Gege is amazing (clap)]
When He Lang was surrounded by monsters—
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Gege be careful (nervous)]
When He Lang was waiting for his abilities to come off of cooldown—
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Gege keep it up (cheer)]
When the other party sent these remarks, she never took Yang Juan’s presence into account. If it was not for everyone knowing the whole story, they would have thought Min Min is He Lang’s real in-game wife.
He Lang watched her performance with an indifferent expression. When the second wave of monsters, vampire bats, flew in, Min Min cautioned.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Gege dodge quickly (concern)]
As the swarm of bats accelerated towards He Lang’s face, he skillfully maneuvered his character and side-stepped.
Without He Lang protecting her in the front, the swarm of bats rushed straight to Min Min, who was unable to dodge in the last second and was completely surrounded by the monsters.
Three seconds later, she fell to the ground, having her health sucked dry by the vampire bats.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Gege save me (sob)]
He Lang quickly took care of the swarm of bats, then strided over her dead body and stopped in front of Yang Juan’s dancer.
[(Party) Errant Wolf: Can I get a heal from my wife?]
Hearing the request, Yang Juan healed him back to full health.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Will guild leader-gege pay attention to me? (grievance)]
Only then did He Lang glanced at Min Min, who was still lying on the ground.
Little Fish was busy healing her husband and other players, so her hands were full, not able to take the time to assist them.
He had a sudden impulse to test the water, see how Yang Juan felt about him.
[(Party) Errant Wolf: Wife, could you help her up.]
Yang Juan went to help Min Min up.
The person who clearly helped her was Yang Juan, yet, Min Min jogged to He Lang’s side, placing her in-game character practically on top of He Lang’s swordsman.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Thank you, guild leader-gege >///<]
Surprisingly, He Lang actually replied to her.
[(Party) Errant Wolf: No problem.]
Min Min was delighted.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Guild leader-gege looks so handsome when fighting monsters >///<]
[(Party) Errant Wolf: Really?]
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Really >///<]
The two were hitting it off, leaving Yang Juan alone on the side.
In the past, this would not have disturbed his mood.
But now, he did mind, inexplicably.
Staring at the party chat, after he watched this continue for a few seconds in silence, he lowered his head to type in an attempt to insert himself into the conversation.
However, before he could compose his words, Min Min and He Lang were already on a completely new topic.
After failing to join the conversation for several consecutive times, he decided to remain silent after clearing out his input box once more.
He Lang was also a little disappointed to see no response from the dancer.
After the other party members clear their side, they triggered the next path on the river bank as a long bridge appeared above the running water, connecting them with the land on the opposite side.
Taking the lead, Farewell summoned a two-player mount, rode on it and sent an invite to Little Fish.
He Lang also summoned his Blizzard Wolf from his inventory.
Blizzard Wolf is a well-known mount in the game as one of the rarest, not something players could obtain with premium currencies. Before when he was pretending to be together with Apricot, he stored this mount into his storage and replaced his mount with a horse.
He just happened to take this mount out of his storage today.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Guild Leader-gege, is this Blizzard Wolf? The same mount with only five in the entire server?]
[(Party) Helian Bing Bing: What have we got here! I cannot believe I am actually seeing a super limited edition mount!]
Min Min walked to the wolf.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Guild leader-gege, may I touch it? >///<]
During the time that she asked this question, He Lang had already gotten on the wolf’s back.
[(Party) Errant Wolf: You may.]
Min Min used a stroking gesture towards the Blizzard Wolf.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: I actually touched the Blizzard Wolf 0.0]
Yang Juan stood silently a few steps away, not making any movement.
Min Min saw this as a happy victory.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Guild leader-gege, can I ride on the Blizzard Wolf? 0.0]
He Lang did not answer, instead, he turned his attention to Yang Juan.
He was waiting for Yang Juan to send a riding request.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Please, just a short ride. From here to the end of the bridge, guild leader-gege, pretty please?]
Several of her good friends also came forward to speak for her.
[(Party) Helian Yao Yao: Please, Min Min really wants to ride it. What’s the harm for her to take a short joy ride? Curly can ride with me.]
Seeing that He Lang was not yielding, Bing Bing turned and began to persuade Yang Juan.
[(Party) Helian Bing Bing: We are all friends. Curly, can you find it in your heart to let Min Min ride across the river first?]
He Lang stared at his computer screen, dreading that Juan Yuan would reply with the usual ‘okay’.
Yang Juan was not reading the party chat, as he was occupied by his chat with Cat Eating Fish.
[(Friend) Cat Eating Fish: Curly, don’t say yes. I can tell that Helian Min Min is experienced in this, she is trying to steal your husband.]
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Ok.]
[(Friend) Cat Eating Fish: You can turn it down directly to piss her off.]
[(Friend) Sheep Curls: Ok.]
Yang Juan moved to the party chat and hesitated for another second.
He was actually having a hard time figuring out what He Lang was thinking. He could tell the other man was chatting happily with her.
The etiquette he had been taught since he was a child was to seek He Lang’s opinion before speaking.
However, his inner thoughts urged him to do what he wanted more, to do as Little Fish said.
Min Min urged.
[(Party) Helian Min Min: Why is Curly staying quiet? Then I will take your silence as a yes >///<]
After sending this message, she took another step towards He Lang, who was sitting on the Blizzard Wolf.
At the same time, the Blizzard Wolf also marched forward with its rider on its back.
He Lang, who was sitting on his mount, brushed past Min Min.
The Blizzard Wolf walked up to Yang Juan and rested on the ground, obediently listening to its owner.
He Lang, who was cursing under his breath in front of his computer, finally took the initiative to extend his hand to Yang Juan.
Although they were just cooperating now, it was clearly just a matter of words, but this honest fool would rather sulk in silence than make him happy with words.
Even so, He Lang did not want to make things difficult for his wife.
The translator has something to add:
Marriage in an MMO game—
Non-player’s expectation: I will marry this person I like.
Actual players when it comes to in-game marriage: I will marry my friends/ family/ myself for the stat bonus.
Teo: Marrying yourself is possible (main account x side account). Novel potential LOL?
The bane of the slow typing speed. Wolf needs to remember this!!
Humph. Not nice, not yet a hubby… Thanks for the update 🤣❤️
I can be a really good setting for selfcest
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🤣 Trying to get some jealous comments from his wife, mean while his wife is to slow to type anything at all. 😅
Lol that translator note 😂🤣🤣
So true !
Thanks for the translation ❤️
Can totally relate with the translator’s MMO marriage comment lmao. Me and my girls being married in circles for stat bonuses
I’m honestly not sure if Yang Juan is just unusually slow mentally, which is how the description comes across, or is inexplicably a university student who has somehow never learned how to type properly. Either way, it seems incongruous to the described situation.
lol he just wants his wife to show some jealousy, but unfortunately, he gets a slow typer for a wife.