The chanting under the tower sounds old and gloomy.
Chu Huai’s pupils shrank, and he lowered his voice and said, “The witch is here?”
He hurriedly got up and looked down through the small window. Sure enough, in the faint mist, he saw the witch in a black robe underneath.
The witch seemed to feel Chu Huai’s gaze and suddenly raised her head, revealing a wrinkled face. The witch’s iconic pig face and long pointed nose are particularly eye-catching.
At this time, her two huge nostrils were facing Chu Huai.
The witch urged impatiently: “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your long hair.”
Chu Huai hastily turned back to look at Jin Tianyi on the side of the wall, and in a hurry, shouted the following: “Godmother, wait for me for a while! I… my hair is knotted, I’ll fix it soon!”
Chu Huai asked Jin Tianyi softly, “Should I let her come up?”
Jin Tianyi nodded: “According to the original fairy tale, as long as Rapunzel escapes the tower with the prince, it should be considered a success.
If we don’t let her come up now, it seems safe on the surface, witches can’t turn into bats and fly up directly, and Rapunzel’s hair must be used. But in this case, we are trapped in the tower, which becomes a dead end, so the clue should be related to the witch.”
Chu Huai immediately figured it out, squatted down and lifted the hem of the bed sheet, looked at Jin Tianyi innocently.
Now they don’t know where the plot is going. Whether the witch knows about Rapunzel’s affair with the prince is still a problem, so it is safest for Jin Tianyi to hide. Jin Tianyi’s face froze.
After hiding Jin Tianyi, Chu Huai poked his head out of the window, smiled at the angry witch who had been waiting, and then let down his waterfall-like long hair.
The witch’s hands grabbed the long hair and began to climb up. Chu Huai originally thought that the witch’s movements should be very agile, but in fact, the witch crawled very slowly, and in the night, her movements even looked a little clumsy.
Chu Huai felt a little suspicious. It wasn’t until the witch crawled closer that Chu Huai noticed something was wrong. The witch’s belly… seems a little big.
The witch is fat?
When he was slightly dazed, the witch’s face was close at hand. Her eyes were triangular, with evil light shining like snakes.
The witch was panting as she clutched her long hair, “Rapunzel, pull your godmother quickly.”
She stretched out a hand towards Chu Huai.
The corner of Chu Huai’s mouth twitched, his chest leaned against the window, and he held down the wrinkled hand of the witch with his head turned.
When the witch saw Rapunzel’s peerless face, jealousy flashed across her eyes.
The witch was about to step in when the embarrassing thing happened, her waist got stuck in the window.
The witch’s face turned red and then green: “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, help your godmother.”
Chu Huai coughed softly, put his arms around her waist, and pulled her in like pulling a carrot.
He lowered his head and suppressed a smile, but he noticed the protruding belly of the witch, his eyes froze, and an ominous premonition suddenly flashed in his mind.
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Chu Huai was not sure what she meant for a while, so he could only flatter her: “Rapunzel knows that the godmother loves Rapunzel, and the godmother is to protect Rapunzel. There are many evil princes and knights out there who rape beautiful girls.”
The witch’s face changed suddenly, and the whole face was pulled, looking more and more evil and terrifying.
There was a moment of silence, Chu Huai didn’t know what he said that made her unhappy.
Finally, the impatient witch chose to have a showdown, and the first sentence made Chu Huai burnt: “Rapunzel, your godmother is pregnant with a prince’s child.”
Chu Huai’s eyes widened, he couldn’t sit still and almost fell off the bed.
He felt that Jin Tianyi under the bed was probably no better than him at the moment.
The witch caressed her belly lovingly.
Chu Huai reacted extremely quickly, unbelievably but with the last bit of hope, trembling lips said: “Yes… which prince is it?”
The hands behind his back were trembling, his beautiful face was pale, and his deer-like eyes were full of bewilderment.
The witch exposed her mercilessly: “Rapunzel, your clever godmother has always known that you are in a relationship with a handsome prince, and you can’t hide everything you do from your godmother.”
The witch’s weird tone of voice made Chu Huai, who was already physically and mentally exhausted, even more exhausted.
Chu Huai burst into tears: “No! My dear godmother, you can’t do this to me! I love him! He is my prince!”
The witch sneered: “But I am pregnant with his child.”
Chu Huai covered his ears, unwilling to believe or listen: “How could this happen?!”
Seeing the collapse of the girl she had single-handedly raised, the witch finally felt a little guilty and began to explain embarrassingly.
Chu Huai loosened his ears and listened carefully while breaking down. After listening to the whole story, he almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.
In the original fairy tale, the prince followed the example of the witch and climbed up the tower, coaxing Rapunzel, who was isolated from the world, to have sex with him, and Rapunzel became pregnant like this.
The prince decides to elope with Rapunzel. During the elopement plan, the witch discovers Rapunzel’s big belly and then designs to separate Rapunzel and the prince.
Now the story has changed, the witch discovered that Rapunzel had an affair with the prince early. She pretended to be Rapunzel, let her long hair down to attract the prince to come up wanting to kill him, but she is moved by the prince’s handsome appearance and honey-moistened mouth and spends a spring night with the prince.
Since then, she often invites the prince by pretending to be Rapunzel. And then… she got pregnant.
In the adaptation of the fairy tale, the witch is pregnant with the prince’s child.
After listening to the whole story, Chu Huai said that the real prince’s mood must be very fucked up, but Jin Tianyi’s mood is definitely not much better.
I thought I was sleeping with a peerless beauty, but in fact, it was her mother, an ugly witch. And the witch got pregnant.
Fortunately, they met Luo Ziyang and Ye Yuan before and learned that the fairytale paradise would be dark to a certain extent. Otherwise, who would be able to bear such a sudden blow?
No wonder kissing is useless. Looking at it now, Jin Tianyi and the witch are just a couple…
The witch’s long nose moved suddenly, sniffed a few times, and looked suspiciously.
“Rapunzel, I seem to smell… a prince.” After she said this, the whole person panicked.
No, her beloved prince could not be here! She was so ugly now, and the prince didn’t know she was a witch…
Chu Huai panicked. Seeing the witch walking around in the narrow room, she couldn’t help kicking the bed lightly behind her, signaling Jin Tianyi to hide.
He followed behind the witch, but the witch turned around abruptly, put her pointed nose close to Chu Huai’s face, and sniffed vigorously.
Chu Huai was stunned, but the witch suddenly started screaming frantically, her voice was ear-piercing and deafening.
The witch had a hideous face: “Your lips smell like a prince!!”
Chu Huai: “…” Yes. Therefore, Jin Tianyi’s playful kiss had the opposite effect.
This fucking witch is a dog, right? What kind of bird smell is “Prince Smell”?
“He has been here!!” The witch was in great distress, pointing at Chu Huai with a finger with pointed nails, “The poor prince didn’t know it wasn’t me, and kissed you affectionately!”
Chu Huai: “…”
“I’m going to kill you!” The witch stretched out her claws towards him.
Chu Huai’s pupils shrank suddenly, and he immediately stepped back. Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he knew the clue.
He shouted: “The prince has not left yet!”
The witch immediately retracted her skinny claws, and her whole body began to panic. “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, give me your hair!”
After she finished chanting this incantation, a strange scene happened, the weight on Chu Huai’s head suddenly lightened, and when he looked again, the witch had already covered her hair.
Under the black and smooth hair is a beautiful face.
Chu Huai realized something, and immediately turned around to look at the bronze mirror on the table. He turned into a witch!
“Where is the prince? Where is my dear prince?”
The witch turned her head anxiously and saw the handsome prince who had crawled out from under the bed.
Chu Huai and Jin Tianyi looked at each other, the corners of their mouths twitched, and then they showed expressions of disapproval, and began to act.
“My dear prince,” the witch panicked and forced a smile, “you are really here!”
“My godmother found out we were in love, and she wanted to break us up.” The witch pointed at Chu Huai and complained.
Chu Huai: “…” The witch’s IQ is not high, and if she can’t even remember what she said, then it’s easy to handle. It’s just right for her to pretend to be a white lotus in front of the prince.
Prince Jin Tianyi: “Dear godmother, Rapunzel and I really love each other, please help us.”
Chu Huai couldn’t hold back and almost laughed, this script is really abusive.
Right now, as long as Jin Tianyi pretends that he didn’t hear anything and that he has a deep affection for the witch, their lives will never be in danger.
Chu Huai’s expression was gloomy, his lips parted, and he said with difficulty: “My dear Rapunzel, I finally realized that maybe I was wrong to lock you in the tower.”
The witch’s eyes lit up, she didn’t expect Rapunzel to make such a concession. This made her resentment disappear again, replaced by pity and guilt.
Chu Huai: “It’s time to leave the tower, the prince has a magnificent palace and countless servants. If he can give you a rich life and take good care of your children, you will become the happiest woman and the most beautiful princess in the world.”
The witch turned her head to look at Jin Tianyi, who nodded with a smile.
Chu Huai revealed his purpose little by little: “Dear Rapunzel, let’s leave this tower, because you have beautiful long hair, so why don’t you put your godmother down first?”
Jin Tianyi frowned, his eyes were affectionate, and he continued: “And then you put me down.”
The witch’s eyes tightened, and she asked quickly: “Then what about me?!” Although she was the one who had sworn each other with the prince, she was still subconsciously unconfident.
Jin Tianyi comforted: “You are pregnant with… my child, when I go down, I will naturally send a tall knight who serves me to pick you up.”
“Beautiful Rapunzel, how can you not believe me?”
The witch gradually calmed down under his gentle and reproachful eyes, and suddenly she was full of confidence. That’s right, she is now Rapunzel, the most beautiful woman in the world!
But Rapunzel can only spend the rest of her life with her ugly face!
The witch said as gently as she could: “Thank you, Godmother, for your kindness.”
Chu Huai smiled sincerely: “Bless you.”
The witch let down her long hair.
Chu Huai looked at the prince behind the witch calmly and was the first to climb down. He waited for Jin Tianyi at the bottom.
The clue corresponding to “Rapunzel” is seaweed, which is easily associated with hair.
So using hair to escape from the tower is the way to survive the dungeon.
The moment Jin Tianyi jumped off the ground in a graceful manner, the tower in front of him disappeared.
Whelp, definitely wasn’t expecting that 😅
I don’t know whether to laugh or sigh at the absurdity of this chapter. Though the dog-blooded story that was woven seems like something from a Chinese drama (godmother or some other female relative pretending to be the fl and then getting pregnant with the fl’s man).
Thanks for the chapter.
“Love makes you stupid” ©Witch
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My question is: where tf was Rapunzel when this was going down??????
Thanks for the chapter~
100% its not like she could leave the tower, perhaps she was making meat pies 👀
… I can’t with this script…
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Well this attraction sure is something 😂😂