Every Night, I Dream of My Nemesis Flirting with MeCh16 - Weibo

When Tong Yi returned to the dorm, he heard the sound of running water in the bathroom. Thus, he stood at the door of the bathroom and asked: “You’re showering?”

The person in the bathroom ignored him and continued to shower. 2KyvsV

He looked inside the room. Kong Jia’an’s bed was still the same, and his desk was clean. He had clearly not come back.

The kid was only 1.7 meters tall, and he was thin and small. Every time he stood next to them, he trembled. It would probably be normal for him to not come back until he changed dorms.

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There was a stack of things on Mi Le’s desktop. He had probably been halfway through reading them when he went to take a shower.

Li Xin was still accompanying his girlfriend. He let Tong Yi, who was single, return to the dorm with nothing to do. He could only tease the little drama queen in the dorm. dZMw6i

He continued to stand at the door and said: “I installed a camera in the bathroom.”

The bathroom became quieter, as if the person stopped moving. There was only the sound of running water.

Tong Yi couldn’t help but laugh. He then moved his body a little and continued to say, “Hey! This boy is quite pale!” as though he could see him.

The person in the bathroom hesitated for a moment and continued to shower.

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Tong Yi returned to the bathroom door: “I have to use the restroom. I really need to go. Hurry up.”

He continued in the bathroom for a while before stopping. After waiting for a while, Mi Le opened the door and walked out. Seeing Tong Yi waiting at the door, he couldn’t help but ask: “Why are you so immature?”

Mi Le had just finished showering. There was no makeup on his face, but his skin was still so good that it didn’t seem real. His hair was still wet, and there were water droplets rolling down his neck.

He was wearing pajamas, which were a bit loose, and looked very relaxed. fbcw1

“I just want to ask, were you scared?” Tong Yi asked enthusiastically.

“Could it be that you have these preferences?” Mi Le didn’t reply, but rather asked such a question.

“Huh?” Tong Yi didn’t understand.

“For example… you’re quite attractive to boys.” IRh5vM

Tong Yi nodded: “That’s right. They’ve already become my brothers.”

Mi Le wiped his hair as he walked back to his desk and sat down. He looked back at Tong Yi and smiled ambiguously: “Oh, then congratulations on acquiring good brothers.”

“Let me show you something.” Tong Yi didn’t continue talking about this. He took his phone out of his pocket and walked to Mi Le’s side.

“You don’t need to go anymore?” UaZTAR

Tong Yi was only teasing Mi Le before and had no intention of going to the bathroom. He opened a video on his phone and showed Mi Le the video: “I took it just now. Si Li really went all out.”

In the video, 180 cm ran while shouting with a long face: “Mi Le is my dad!”

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He ran a few more steps and shouted a few more times.

This was not all. The most spectacular thing was that a group of teammates were following behind 180 cm, laughing at his misery. They raised their phones as they followed 180 cm and kept filming him. pTMY9C

“Aren’t you all friends? Why are you teasing him?” Mi Le couldn’t help but ask.

“Depends on the situation.” When Tong Yi saw this situation, he couldn’t help but crack up.

Mi Le took a look and thought, They must be very close.

If they weren’t close, how could they make such a joke? 7zrtAo

Their friendship would have ended long ago.

After watching one video, Tong Yi showed him the next video too. 180 cm cried as he ran, and he had stopped shouting. It was the standard “running while crying.”

“He ran until he cried?” Mi Le asked.

“Si Li is concerned about saving face and was so ashamed that tears ran down his face. Doesn’t he look quite funny?” Tong Yi chuckled in amusement. A6tRJz

“…” Mi Le did find it quite funny, and he tried hard to keep from laughing out loud.

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“Why didn’t you call me to see it?” Mi Le asked.

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Actually, when Mi Le made the bet with 180 cm, he wasn’t intending to do anything.

Now that 180 cm had done accordingly, he was silent for a while without saying anything more. s3PIg4

“What era is this? You don’t even know how to register for an account?” Mi Le couldn’t help but ask.

“I’m usually busy with training, and I typically just chat on WeChat. I don’t have any other social media apps, and I don’t even know how to use them.” As Tong Yi spoke, he started to clumsily register for a Weibo account.

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This was even the request of his fan club.

“What should I call my Weibo?” Tong Yi asked. Tws0v4

“It’s better to use your real name. Isn’t it possible that you will be an athlete in the future?”

“Okay.” Tong Yi started to look at the list of recommended accounts for him to follow. He removed most of them, as he didn’t recognize them.

He scrolled down for a while and saw Mi Le, so he followed Mi Le and clicked to the next step.

Afterwards, Tong Yi’s Weibo was born. t9nOe4

Name: Tong Yi.

Following: 1.

Followers: 3.

The person he was following was Mi Le, and the followers were automatically added by Weibo. MR9mf

He posted his Weibo account in his fans’ group chat and saw that his fans were very excited. They clamored about getting him some authentication, but he didn’t pay much attention.

After seeing their discussion, he asked Mi Le: “What is the name of your fan club?”

Optimists,” Mi Le replied.

Mi Le didn’t mention that, when he was a child star, his fans were called Mi Mi Bunny. Until now, some people still called him Little Bunny. x3Q2WJ

“What should I call my fans?” Tong Yi was very troubled.

“I don’t know.”

After much contemplation, Tong Yi typed into his fans’ group chat: Let’s just call it I’m Willing.

Primary Color: Is it really not a ship name? A35aVO

Tang Qing: PDA?

Zi Lu Dou Sen Sen: This…

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Tong Yi didn’t understand what this meant, so he typed and asked: ???

Claireyyhx: It’s okay, it’s okay. It’s pretty good. flgcJB

Jiu: What do you want us to call you?

Tong Yi: Call me Da Ge.

Mochi: O… okay…

Huo Hua He Hai: Da Ge! pB3S4

Huo Hua He Hai: Da Ge, I took pictures of the basketball game and finished photoshopping them. Can I post them on the fan club’s Weibo account?

Huo Hua He Hai: [Image] [Image] [Image]

Tong Yi: Quite handsome. Do as you wish.

Tong Yi chatted for a while and asked Mi Le: “Can the two of us take a picture together?” Pl46fn

Mi Le ignored him.

Tong Yi moved his chair closer to Mi Le, raised his phone, and turned on the selfie camera. He said again: “Come on, smile.”

Mi Le still didn’t turn around, but raised the middle finger on the hand closer to Tong Yi.

Tong Yi smiled at the camera and then took a “group photo” of the two of them. He turned around and posted it on Weibo. Xo1hKf

Tong Yi: We were roommates to begin with. Our relationship is harmonious and friendly, and we help each other. Thank you everyone for your interest. [Image]

After posting on Weibo, Tong Yi closed out of the Weibo app and looked at the group chat again. He found that he couldn’t even chime in on this group chat. Thus, he put down his phone and went to the restroom to wash up.

Mi Le was still reading the script, when he suddenly received a message. He got his phone and glanced at it. It was from his mother.

Mom: This time, the popularity is very good. I’ve restored your account and sent you a sum of money. dEaARc

Mi Le read it and found it inexplicable. He was a bit puzzled and quickly sent a message to ask his assistant. It was then that he learned what was going on.

He immediately opened Tong Yi’s Weibo account and saw Tong Yi’s post. He was speechless for a moment.

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The Weibo post was baffling. The photo was taken with the selfie camera with no filters, no photoshop, and very typical of a straight guy. If it weren’t for Tong Yi’s attractiveness, this photo would really be unbearable.

The most important thing was that he was also in the photo, just the back of his head and back, along with a hand giving the finger. Kkymwb

His hair was damp, obviously having just taken a shower. Although the two of them were not photographed from the front, such a photo made them look even closer. There was a bit of mischievousness in it.

When had Mi Le ever exposed such a side to himself?

Fortunately, Tong Yi didn’t @ him, so he would continue to play dead.

Originally, this Weibo post was only reposted and spread within Tong Yi’s fan club, but Mi Le’s team discovered it. After all, many people were mentioning Mi Le. O3d Pn

The team discovered it, and Mi Le’s mother also discovered it.

After much thought, she still paid for a trending topic for Tong Yi and paid for a water army.

Tong Yi’s Weibo suddenly became lively.

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi’s Weibo account and then looked at Tong Yi’s following list. He realized that he was only following him and couldn’t help but frown. huC28k

After Tong Yi came out, he immediately asked Tong Yi: “Why don’t you follow other people?”

“Because I don’t know anyone else,” Tong Yi replied confidently. He took out a bag of pure milk from a drawer and drank it loudly. He finished it in a few gulps.

“What about your friends?”

“They don’t use Weibo.” 7 f1ZR

“Don’t you know that, if you only follow me, many people will misunderstand?” Mi Le continued to ask.

“What will they misunderstand?”

“Don’t you know that there were rumors about the two of us being in a relationship?”

Tong Yi seemed to have heard a joke: “The two of us? Rumors?” N94lFX

Mi Le was impressed by Tong Yi, this straight man. He wanted to ask Tong Yi to unfollow, but he also felt like it would overcompensate.

After thinking for a moment, he threw his phone aside and glared at Tong Yi again.

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“No, what’s the point of spreading rumors about the two of us? That the two of us fight each other every day? I’ll just switch sports, stop playing volleyball, and change to kickboxing.” Tong Yi followed behind Mi Le and chattered incessantly.

Mi Le looked up and rolled his eyes at Tong Yi. WPotlm

Tong Yi was also speechless and asked, “Did I cause you trouble?”

“It’s okay. It’s no big deal,” Mi Le replied, and then closed the script and went to bed.

Tong Yi wandered around the dorm several times, picked up his phone to look at Weibo, and then let out a “Fuck” after he finished reading.

He had obviously been scared by so many messages. wPxpno

As expected, if you touched Mi Le, you would be popular.

“In the future, behave. Don’t appear to be very close to me,” Mi Le said from the upper bunk.

Tong Yi nodded and made a gesture: “OK!”

Mi Le tossed and turned for a while before falling asleep. To his surprise, he once again dreamed of Tong Yi. pDdtK1

It was probably because this commotion of Tong Yi’s had left a deep impression on him.

He sat at the bar of a nightclub, watching the bartender mix drinks.

Around him were young people who had come to the nightclub to have fun. The music was deafening.

He stayed for a while, and no one came to ask him for his signature, which made him feel very comfortable. In fact, he had always wanted to come out and have fun. W7ZDen

While looking around, he unexpectedly saw Tong Yi and his friends gathered together, playing around.

He watched for a while and continued to sit, ordering a glass of wine.

After a while, Tong Yi looked back at his friends as he walked over to Mi Le. Seeing Mi Le drink, he couldn’t help but laugh.

“Your dream this time is quite complete. Even Si Li and the others are here,” Tong Yi said. EwPi2F

Mi Le was taken aback.

Dream?

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Oh, it was a dream. Otherwise, how could he come to such a place, and no one had found him yet?

“I’m just a bit envious that you have so many friends,” Mi Le asked him. This was a truth that he would never say in reality. X2o Fc

“Your personality is just too annoying. Otherwise, you would also have friends,” Tong Yi replied.

“Personality…” Mi Le muttered and took another sip of wine.

“But you’re not very rigorous here. In an environment with so many girls, Si Li and the others wouldn’t sit there like a gentleman.” Tong Yi’s attention was still on his friends.

“Yes, it is indeed not rigorous. Otherwise, there are so many 0’s hidden in this nightclub. It is impossible that they wouldn’t come to ask for your WeChat.” finFTk

“0? Which team has a number 0?” Tong Yi asked.

Mi Le couldn’t help but laugh. He convulsed with laughter and scolded him, “Foolish straight man.”

Tong Yi discovered that Mi Le actually laughed very easily in dreams, and once he laughed, he couldn’t stop.

His laughter was baffling. G5FtOY

Immediately after, Mi Le patted the crotch of Tong Yi’s pants: “Those who are interested in this part of yours are 0’s, yet you are still able to treat them as brothers.”

Tong Yi’s body stiffened.


Author’s Notes: Tong Yi: Don’t pat randomly. What if it becomes hard from the patting?

Mi Le: What can I do? Rub it for you? H2M41U

Tong Yi swallowing saliva: That’s not impossible…

Then, the fool stares.

Translator's Note

The first character is “Le,” a play off of Mi Le’s name

Translator's Note

The last two characters are “Le” and “Yi,” the same as the ones in Mi Le and Tong Yi’s names.

Translator's Note

Literally, giving candy, or when one of the parties being shipped alludes to the other party of the ship

Translator's Note

Big brother

Translator's Note

Literally, O-fucking-K

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