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The rumbling sound gradually approached and halted at the entrance of Lu’s house.
Yu Baihan swiftly moved through the living room, swung open the side door of the terrace with a surprised “wow,” and stepped outside.
Four extended trucks were lined up outside the door. From a distance, it seemed like there was some giant “struggling” and “twisting” above.
A sense of terror gripped Yu Baihan, and he was about to retreat into the house when a hand reached out from the side and pinched the back of his neck, pulling him forward.
Lu Huan guided him towards the door with an irresistible force, a gentle smile playing on his lips. “Where are you going, Baihan?”
“…” Yu Baihan.
Lu Huan effortlessly guided him to the door, with Sun Yiqing and Qi Jue following suit.
Wen Lou emerged from his sleek red sports car. When he spotted Lu Huan and Yu Baihan, a spirited smile broke out at the corner of his mouth. “Brother Lu, Baihan, please appreciate my gift.”
After speaking, he turned to the crowd and raised his hand, drawing their attention. “Alright, let’s unveil it!”
Yu Baihan: Unveil what?
The covering over the truck was torn off—
Amidst the buzz of the wind, a pair of figures rose slowly, their heads appearing above the truck with a “bang,” arms flailing and folding in the wind.
The features clearly resembled those of Lu Huan and Yu Baihan, seemingly picked from their photos, and a series of words were printed on the front:
“Jiangshan Beauty’s Six Relatives Don’t Recognize”
“…!”
Yu Baihan’s eyes widened:
Wasn’t this an inflatable dancer?
The kind you see outside gas stations!
The entire scene went quiet for a moment, with only “Dancing Lu Huan” and “Dancing Baihan” still moving on the truck.
Wen Lou wiped his forehead and explained, “That’s right, a while ago, I misspoke, so I specially sent a pair of ‘married couples’ to make amends~”
Yu Baihan regained his composure: …
No, you might have to make more amends.
As expected, the next moment, Lu Huan’s deep voice rang out, “Where’s the ‘gong’?”
Wen Lou said, “I’ve arranged for a venerable monk to bless it and place it in the house for three days to ward off evil spirits.”
Leaving it there for three days. To ward off evil spirits.
Lu Huan’s eyes darkened even more.
Yu Baihan pondered for a moment, then mumbled, “It’s the thought that counts.”
Wen Lou nodded and led the team to move the “dancing couple” to the courtyard. Qi Jue and Sun Yiqing glanced at Lu Huan’s expression, hurriedly oiled their feet, and made a quick escape.
Soon, only Lu Huan and Yu Baihan were left at the gate of the Lu residence.
Yu Baihan caught a glimpse of the smirk at the corner of Lu Huan’s mouth, pursed his lips, and gently reassured, “You have very few friends.”
Lu Huan, “…”
“At least he’s simple.”
“…” Lu Huan took a deep breath. “Let’s go back into the house.”
—
Inflatable dancers were placed in the courtyard.
The two faces were directed towards the second floor, occasionally passing by the window as they shook.
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The contents of the two trucks behind were also unloaded: a spare blower box, a generator, and a pair of “winter couples” to replace the “summer couples” once the seasons changed.
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He glanced towards Lu Huan and the hardware wholesaler standing outside the terrace, then took the gift box upstairs—just to be safe, he wanted to sneak a peek first.
In the bedroom, Yu Baihan opened the gift box.
It was a simple gift box with no visible branding. He opened it and found two bottles of perfume inside, one dark and one light.
Yu Baihan was slightly taken aback:
…A very thoughtful gift!
He refocused and picked up the light-colored bottle.
Spritzing some on his neck to test it, the perfume’s top note carried a light citrus scent mixed with an unnamed floral fragrance. The overall scent was refreshing and pleasant, leaving a delightful impression.
There was also a bottle in the box meant for Lu Huan.
Yu Baihan turned and took it to Lu Huan’s master bedroom next door.
After placing the perfume away and coming out, he came face-to-face with Lu Huan. Lu Huan, with his hands in his pockets, stood at the bedroom door and looked at him, “What brings you here?”
Yu Baihan replied, “I just opened the gift from Sun Yiqing. I’ve placed yours on your bedside table.”
Lu Huan frowned slightly, “What is it?”
“Well…” Yu Baihan hesitated for a moment, then looked at Lu Huan and lifted the corner of his lower lip. He reached out and grabbed the other’s collar, pulling him down and leaning against his shoulder, “Here it is.”
His words whispered past Lu Huan’s ear, their breaths mingling as they drew closer.
Lu Huan’s warm breath brushed over the delicate skin of his shoulder.
Yu Baihan tilted his neck and asked, “Lao gong, does it smell good?”
Their breathing intensified in unison.
Lu Huan firmly embraced him, pressing him close against his chest.
Yu Baihan’s cheeks warmed, memories of that time when Lu Huan had pressed him and playfully nipped his neck flooded his thoughts. His fingers on Lu Huan’s collar gradually tightened…
The breath that landed in the shoulder socket seemed to pause momentarily.
Then his hand was gently pulled away, and Lu Huan raised his gaze.
Yu Baihan looked back with bright eyes, a silent question in his expression.
What’s the matter? Why stop now?
Aren’t you going to press him against the door frame and leave a mark?
The two locked eyes, and Lu Huan’s gaze darkened. He raised a hand to loosen the collar and then spoke softly, “We should go downstairs…” His voice momentarily faltered.
After a brief silence, Lu Huan straightened up without averting his gaze.
Yu Baihan: Yes? … Go downstairs and kill him?
He looked at Lu Huan, his heart racing, as he made a playful guess.
Is there something embarrassing about being called “Lao gong”?
Just as he pondered, his cheeks were playfully pinched by a large hand.
Lu Huan turned to look at him, then pinched again, teasingly scolding, “Wipe that mischievous look off your face and come downstairs.”
Yu Baihan was pinched into a pout, “Oh.” O3O
The two descended the stairs, and Yu Baihan couldn’t resist asking again, “So, does the perfume smell good?”
Lu Huan glanced at him sideways, his Adam’s apple moving as he replied, “It’s nice.”
Yu Baihan lowered his head and took a sniff of the fragrance. “I also think it’s quite pleasant, has a chamomile-like scent, and is really refreshing.”
Lu Huan, “Yes.”
As they descended, the scene below seemed quite busy.
The moving company employees were finishing up, and Lu Huan went out to oversee the wrap-up.
Yu Baihan, not quite ready to face his teasing yet, turned to head to the living room.
Just as he settled on the sofa, a sudden realization hit him:
Wait, did Lu Huan just mention chamomile? The perfume should have a citrusy fragrance.
Then why did Lu Huan say “yes” like he was actually smelling it?
Is Xiao Lu seriously playing along?
“Have you unwrapped all the gifts?” A voice chimed in. Sun Yiqing had returned from outside, noticed the empty tea table, and inquired, “How was it?”
Yu Baihan momentarily set aside his playful banter with Lu Huan, “It smells great, I really like it.”
Sun Yiqing grinned, “It’s our own creation. A new product we just launched. I thought I’d give it to you and Brother Lu for a test run.”
It’s a homemade creation, hence no visible trademark.
Yu Baihan was a bit taken aback and then recalled the incident when Lu Huan hugged him earlier.
He blushed slightly, looking at Sun Yiqing, “You didn’t accidentally put any hallucinogens or aphrodisiacs in it, did you?”
“…” Sun Yiqing stared at him with mock seriousness.
Yu Baihan dropped his gaze, feeling a bit embarrassed, “Sorry for being abrupt.”
Sun Yiqing gazed at him for a moment, then burst into a smile, “It’s all good.”
Yu Baihan:?
That cryptic smile reappeared.
—
The outdoor area was quickly tidied up, and the group returned to the living room.
Lu Huan settled next to Yu Baihan.
Upon sitting down, he caught Sun Yiqing’s knowing glance. Lu Huan furrowed his brow and then turned to Yu Baihan, “What were you two discussing?”
Yu Baihan, still a bit miffed about Lu Huan’s earlier “not serious” response, shot him a disdainful look and said, “Just some philosophical questions.”
Lu Huan appeared even more perplexed.
While they conversed, Aunt Zhou emerged with a platter of snacks and a fruit tray.
Qi Jue stood up and presented the two bottles of wine he had brought, “Here, let’s toast to Brother Lu’s return to prominence, a hearty congratulations!”
“Toast, congratulations, Brother Lu!”
Glasses were raised, and the toasts began.
Suddenly, the patio door swung open with a “crash!”
Yang Xinyuan, arriving late, poked his head in with a large and a small bag. He glanced at the scene of toasting and then turned his attention to the dancing inflatables.
“Is Lu’s headquarters relocating here?”
Everyone, “…”
Swiftly changing to a more suitable topic.
With Yang Xinyuan joining, the gathering was now complete, and the atmosphere officially brightened.
Yu Baihan sat on the side, sipping his wine and listening to everyone enthusiastically discussing what to do:
“Oh, I didn’t plan for an outing today, so the options are limited.”
“I wish I’d brought some board games, but I forgot.”
“Hey, Baihan, do you know any minor games that six people can play?”
Yu Baihan suddenly felt on the spot, put down his wineglass, and contemplated seriously: a small game for six people…
After a moment, he suggested, “I only know about household dice, which conveniently have six sides. You throw it and see who’s the unlucky one in this ‘family’ today.”
Everyone, “…”
In the next moment, whoever poured the drinks poured, and whoever served the snacks served. Everyone quickly changed the topic, bypassing his suggestion.
Yu Baihan’s eyes dimmed.
Oh. This group asked for his idea and didn’t take it.
A chuckle suddenly broke out from the side. He turned to Lu Huan, a challenging look in his eyes, “What’s so funny?”
Lu Huan curved his lips towards him and said, “Our Baihan do have great ideas.”
Yu Baihan modestly responded, “Still not as great as our Xiaolu’s friends.”
“……”
The two engaged in some banter, and then a suggestion came from the other end, “Why not play ‘Truth or Dare’? It’s an essential party.”
Yang Xin, confident and assured, said, “We’re up for the challenge!”
With the “household dice” game quickly completed, they moved on to playing cards.
Randomly draw six cards, including a joker card. The person who draws the joker selects either “truth” or “dare.”
Sun Yiqing shuffled and dealt the cards as usual.
Yu Baihan leaned in and whispered to Lu Huan, “Are you still on break?”
Lu Huan drew a card, replying, “On an intermittent break.” What does that mean?
Yu Baihan pondered for a moment, then suddenly understood: Truth or Dare isn’t that intense. As long as Lu Huan doesn’t draw himself, he won’t have to do anything work-related.
What an independently audited Lu!
The individuals quickly turned the cards over.
In the first round, Wen Lou drew the joker card and chose truth. Since today’s focus was on Lu Huan, Qi Jue and the others suggested that Lu Huan be the first to answer.
Wen Lou anxiously looked at Lu Huan.
Lu Huan gazed at him for a moment, then gently parted his lips, as if sincerely seeking guidance, “How did you come up with the idea of the inflatable dancer?”
The rest: …
Wen Lou generously shared the creation process, “Initially, I wanted to craft a pair of golden statues for you, consecrated by eminent monks. However, I was a bit short on time, so I simplified the idea.”
Yu Baihan: Simplified by 100,000,000 points.
Lu Huan politely replied, “Next time, you don’t have to spend so much money.”
The round concluded, and the game carried on.
After three or four rounds, some opted for truth, while others chose the daring path.
Amidst the snacks, the aroma of red wine, and the laughter of the five friends, the living room was filled with warmth and joy.
In the next round, Lu Huan casually flipped a card, revealing the joker.
Lu Huan said casually, “I’ll speak the truth.”
With those words, excitement bubbled up on the faces of the others! A tinge of reverence accompanied the excitement: Lu Huan’s truth was unyielding—if you dared to ask the truth, it became a daring venture.
Qi Jue and the rest exchanged glances and murmured to one another:
“How about we keep it simple…?”
“But it can’t be too shallow… We need substance!”
“Ask something that makes the heart race and cheeks blush, and we’ll sail through the trial…”
Observing their animated discussions, Yu Baihan couldn’t help but be intrigued. He leaned in slightly, looking at them with anticipation.
Qi Jue, speaking for the excited group, stood up and cleared his throat.
Raising his hand, he made a grand gesture of “mouth to mouth,” secretly eyeing Lu Huan with excitement, “Brother Lu, what was your first kiss with Baihan like~”
Yes, do tell lol
Okay didn’t expect inflatable lu huan and baihan as gifts 🤣🤣 and uh-oh.. What first kiss? 😆
Are Lu Huan’s friends gonna get a truth beyond their imaginations?! 😆
Thanks for the chapter 💞