Knock knock knock! “Disciple, GET UP!”
Wen Zhihao didn’t want to get up from his comfy and warm blanket nest. Was there a method to use qi to circulate sound away?
Knock knock knock!
Wen Zhihao sighed. “Wait!”
“HURRY UP!”
Wen Zhihao stuffed all the blankets into his spatial storage (this was called planning!) and opened the door to see the angry cultivator Zhang Wu.
Zhang Wu exploded. His qi similarly exploded out. “Where have you been?!! You have missed out on all your practices and all your classes! You used to be one of the hardest working disciples. At this rate, you may as well leave!”
Wen Zhihao inhaled, exhaled. “Breath, Zhang-shixiong. I was in secluded cultivation.” That was the excuse he prepared earlier.
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Zhang Wu snorted and huffed and glared. Unfortunately, when he checked Wen Zhihao’s cultivation, he could see that it had raised….in fact, he had reached Foundation Building already! How did he pass through peak Qi-Refining so quickly? And there wasn’t any disturbance around the dormitory building that would have marked the tribulation from Qi-Refining to Foundation Building.
“You weren’t cultivating here.”
“Lw, bo mbegrf cba. Kbb cblrs. P meialnjafv lc j rfmievfv qijmf bearlvf atf lccfg kjiir.”
Zhang Wu huffed in annoyance. So it turned out this wayward disciple had been working. “I’ll accept that. But now you need to come down to morning practice.”
Qfc Itltjb rlutfv. “P gjatfg cba.”
“!!!!! Gbc’a sbe kjca ab yf atf yfra rkbgv meialnjabg?”
“Rb.”
“Why not?!”
Qfc Itltjb rwlifv. “Lbk mjc P fnfg yf yfaafg atjc sbe, Itjcu-rtlzlbcu?”
“Ktja…sbe…! Tbe tjnf ab ags!”
“Even you aren’t the best, correct?” Wen Zhihao continued mildly. “Is it worth it? Why do you want to be the best? Are you projecting?”
Zhang Wu’s brows became darker and darker. “I don’t care! Come along!”
“Okay,” Wen Zhihao agreed, too lazy to argue further. The feeling of arguing was very unpleasant.
He followed Zhang Wu out to the practice field and steadily ignored everyone as he took an empty space in the rows of disciples.
The other disciples shuffled a little away from him as Wen Zhihao’s movements changed. Instead of the standard movements, there were embellishments, sudden slashes and stabs. And yet, the qi around Wen Zhihao remained stable, as though he was perfectly calm and in control.
Is this an advanced set? one disciple thought sourly.
Is this part of Wen-shixiong’s new cultivation technique? Sun Fuyu wondered.
He’s definitely up to something, Wu Qingqing thought. She narrowed her eyes and worked harder on her own practice because she was not going to lose to the loser Wen Zhihao.
Swish, stab, fwoosh, slash… When one hand became tired, Wen Zhihao switched the sword to his other hand to see how that felt. Then he held the sword with two hands. He wondered if he could do some anime sword tricks…
In short, he was messing around.
Wen Zhihao: *swish, slash stab!* I hope I look cool (ง˙o˙)ว
Sun Fuyu: Very cool!
Zhang Wu: ……. ARGGGGG!!
He just Doesn’t Care
Yep XD
I would do the same anime tricks are divine😂
Somehow training is starting to sound more fun to this wannabe-salted-fish…
Thanks for the update :3
only in short bursts LOL
You’re right XD
Reminded me of Tanaka-kun is always listless lol. Reluctantly had to exercise, only to feel numb and tired sooon after 😂.
hahahahahah, let me join their club of tired people post exercise XD
pfft, people are working harder because of wen zhihao and he’s just imitating anime protagonists to entertain himself
I guess Wen Zhihao would be like, ah these kids are so hard working! head pats
Sun Fuyu is such a fanboi 🤣
Yep! XD
new sword technique? nah, just some cool poses from anime
thanks for the chapter~
luckily there aren’t any other transmigrators around XD
so embarrassing~
At this point our MC is gonna be solely responsible for Zhang Wu’s inevitable qi deviation :’)
Either that or Zhang Wu becomes an immortal through sheer rage.
ℓσℓ 😂😂😂
HAHAHAH when you just want to mess around do some anime tricks 🤣🤭
Omggg lovveeeeeeee ittttt
Argh, that Zhang Wu, what a nitpicky fellow, so boring, I would have fallen out with him already, so he would take care of his life instead to annoying others!
Thank you for the chapter!
Thanks for the chapter! Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he inspires a brand new sword school?
He’s going to drive those poor cultivators insane, lol.
Anime sword tricks!
Pffft- Wen Zhihao is such a child
Super super cool!! (≧▽≦) he’s gonna blow everyone out the water! Keep it up!!
He’s so lackadaisical, I love him (´ω｀)
Thank you for the chapters!!
😆😆😆😆 I’m glad you like him!!
“Even you aren’t the best, correct?” Wen Zhihao continued mildly. “Is it worth it? Why do you want to be the best? Are you projecting?”
Zhang Wu’s brows became darker and darker. “I don’t care! Come along!”
lmao best exchange, never change Zhang Wu XD
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 I’m glad you liked that!
Sun fuyu is the shou right?
Hmm, not really? Neither Wen Zhihao and Sun Fuyu are technically shou in my opinion 🤔
Sooo.. They’re both gongs? 🤨 Orr switches.
The best way to think about it is that they’re both switches/reversible! But also, you can take whatever headcanon you want ^_^
😂🤣😂Messing around. Just love him. 💞
WZH: casually, lazily messing around
The other: he must be up to something!
thanks for the chapter!
Sometimes the simplest answer is the right one 🤣
Anime sword trick😭 Why is this so funny
🤭🤭 I’m glad you found it funny!
Lol, ppl drunk and invented drunken master moves, WZH just want to be lazy and invented lazy “but cool” sword moves? Lol thank you for the chapter.
🤭 Wen Zhihao’s just too cool~
Anime sword tricks def they way to go hahahaha
Luckily (?) there are no other transmigrators to realise what he’s doing? XD
Oh nooo it’s not lucky if someone like me transmigrates I’m sure we’d appreciate it a lot haha
Hahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤭🤭🤭🤭
Fucking around is it’s own reward honestly, especially when you have a cool sword!
Wen Zhihao deserves it~
anime sword trick? i like how he’s messing around and nobody even noticing lololol
Wen Zhihao is making the most of his time 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Thank you for another amusing chapter!
🤭🤭 Thank you~