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I am amazed at how masterfully they circumvent censorship, but in my country it would not work, they see a reason for censorship even where there is none.
Thank you very much for the translation
what’s the name of your country?
Russia (-_-;)
The way I cackled over the metaphors 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for the chapter ❤️
Oh my deer lord xd
waah haha! the chupa chups in my jar are staring at me! real ones okay? hahaha! gosh!
thank you!
this is more lewd than actual nsfw works
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ikr! hahaha!
this wasnt supposed to be a reply ಥ‿ಥ commenting on mobile is really tricky
hahaha! no worries! this happened to me a lot of times before too! ✌👍
Haaaa metaphors galore.
CALLED IT! I CALLED IT IN THE LAST CHAPTER!
At first, I was dumbfounded. Then I realized that it was the papapa already. Author’s mind surely has different wavelengths than other people 😂
Thank you for the chapter!🧡
These metaphores loool ahahah
This was good though!! Thank you for your hard work ♡
This is the most uncensored censorship I have ever seen 😂
Thanks for the chapter!
Author–sama you leave me speechless……hehe what are metaphors!!!? XD 😂😂
Thanks for the chapter ❤️❤️
That was the best NSFW I read in all my life. And it’s kinda sfw ? No need for uncensored raws with that degree of details Ahahah. Love it so much, love author’s crooked mind !
Thanks for the translation as always ;3
Oh my! o(///-///)o
Thank you for the chapter 💕
😂😂😂😂 I can’t work this author. Hahahahahaha
🎁🎁💊💊💉💉💉
This would have been so hot if it wasn’t so funny lmaooo
The way they described ‘that’ and we readers who understand and imagined what it really meant are beyond hope 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that I can still imagine it so vividly despite how it was written just proved that my mind is definitely in the gutter. Hahaha. I love how it was written!
Gods. I feel so embarrassed reading the last parts 🤣🤣
It’s easy to imagine if you had read countless NSFW 😂 the small and big stick 🤭🤗😂 poor Xiao Qi his waist will be sore… FMY wanted their time to be long so he can eat Xiao Qi.. thoroughly and cleanly 😂😂
As someone who had experience in medicine, the medicine metaphor made me laugh a lot because me imagining it in the story and remembering the methodology of pounding pills… hahahaha
Today is my birthday and I’m rolling on the floor laughing at how hilarious and geniusly the author went about this first time business 🤣 🤣
This is too NSFW that we don’t need uncensored version anymore yet so funny that I can’t take it seriously 😭
First time I’ve seen this kind of metaphor used lmaooooooo so funny I can’t even…
I am kinda speechless…sticks, medicine…. lollipop…?! Dear author, really?!!! 🤣🤣🤣
But on the more serious note…who goes all the way for the first time when visiting their in-laws for the first time…?! No way! 🤭But this might be just talking from my own experience.
Side note – are there any parents in this story apart from Fu Zhen, who could come across as sane?