Boy's Love Online Are Doomed To FailCh15 - It hurts me as a single dog……

Exposed and surrounded by fans, Cheng Yu hastily added Ji Xingchen on WeChat and then went offline.

Ji Xingchen thought that Cheng Yu wouldn’t contact him again so soon, but to his surprise, not even twenty-four hours had passed before Cheng Yu sent him a team-up link on WeChat. WI3AF1

Then, his WeChat vibrated.

Cheng Yu: Star, come play ranked with me!

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Just like that, Ji Xingchen and Cheng Yu, for no apparent reason, played games together for three consecutive days.

At first, Cheng Yu played incognito with a new account, afraid of being chased by fans. But later, he found it unsatisfactory and simply let go, deciding to stay in Ji Xingchen’s livestream directly with the fans. Xrh2R1

The former KPL mid-lane mage suddenly teamed up daily with an unknown small streamer, and in every game, they either pretended to be girls to flirt or competed in acting skills, exploding the entertainment value every time. Many fans and onlookers followed suit, staying in Ji Xingchen’s livestream.

As a result, the popularity of Ji Xingchen’s livestream soared to over 500,000 daily, and the number of fans skyrocketed to 47,000.

The friendship between boys is simple. With common topics and hobbies, they can become good brothers.

After three days of getting along, Ji Xingchen and Cheng Yu had become long-lost best friends, with an ironclad relationship.

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At 7 p.m., after dinner, Ji Xingchen returned to his livestream to play games. Cheng Yu immediately sent him an invitation.

“Star, I just found something amazing!!!” Cheng Yu in the team room was excited, “Quick, search for the best voice changer. They say it’s amazing!”

“A voice changer?”

“Yes! Go, go, I’m going to download one too!!” jWaPLA

[Damn, damn!! They’re starting to use voice changers!!]

[Hahaha, Teacher Cheng Yu, what are you researching every day?]

[Star, hurry up! I want to hear your sweet voice!]

At Cheng Yu’s urging, Ji Xingchen quickly installed the voice changer. lWP3CK

Following the software’s instructions, he connected his phone to the computer and found the Voice Collection page.

“Sweet and lovely loli voice, noble and glamorous queen voice, fresh and cute little sister voice, domineering president suave voice…” Ji Xingchen’s gaze went down and was suddenly attracted to the last option, “Even a sow giving birth voice??? This software is really something!!”

[What did I just hear?? A sow giving birth voice??]

[Wow~~~ Makes the desired sound!] QH64Ad

Cheng Yu unsuspectingly continued, “Yeah, I tried it last night, and it really is a sow’s voice.”

“Last night?” Ji Xingchen keenly caught onto the key point, “Didn’t you just install it?”

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Cheng Yu was momentarily speechless, not knowing how to explain…

The barrage erupted with laughter. eclKsf

Ji Xingchen returned to the top of the voice changer menu and clicked on the first one, “I want to try this sweet and lovely loli voice.”

After speaking, he pressed the button.

“Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, Bro Yu, Bro Yu~ Is my voice sweet~~”

In the game team room, a cute and soft loli voice rang out, so cute that it made people blush. HbXYP5

[Where did this cute little loli come from! I’m crazy about her!!]

[So cute!!! She’s the embodiment of a cute girl herself!!]

Ji Xingchen continued to use the voice changer and spoke in a cute manner, “What kind of magical software is this, so lifelike~ Why did I just start using it now! Otherwise, the Brother Jungler Kings in my list could queue up to Paris~”

“Haha~ More than queuing up to Paris, they could go around the Earth three times.” n7rS9L

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

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Ji Xingchen also turned off the voice changer and jokingly responded to his banter, starting the mutual praise fest, “Love, love, Bro Yu, I’m already madly in love with you~” Oazfx3

[System: “Wanfeng Picks Star” has entered the livestream~]

When Ran Feng entered the livestream, he just happened to hear the sentence “Bro Yu, I’m already madly in love with you.”

Ji Xingchen’s tone was cheerful and enthusiastic, which made Ran Feng furrow his brows.

He just went to the mountains and forests for three days to shoot a promotional video with no internet access, so how come such a big character suddenly appeared next to Ji Xingchen? BULftJ

[Moderator] [Wanfeng Picks Star]: ?????

As soon as Ran Feng appeared, the barrage exploded with excitement.

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[Big Brother Wanfeng, you’ve finally appeared!!]

[Star, your boss Wanfeng is here!!!!!!] wLeDc

[Boss Wanfeng, if you didn’t come, Star will be abducted by Teacher Cheng Yu! ]

[Boss Wanfeng, do you know that during your absence, the dominant CP in this livestream, XingFeng, has suddenly been replaced by XingYu, making everyone cry]

[Hahaha XingFeng girls, did you see the message from the boss? The boss is coming to… Oh no, to inquire about the situation]

[Help @Star!] crlhi

Playing with the voice changer, Ji Xingchen saw the prompt of Wanfeng Picks Star entering the livestream room.

But when he saw the string of question marks the other person typed, there was a moment of guilt.

Boss… Did he hear my confession to Cheng Yu???

“Boss, long time no see.” Ji Xingchen tried to act as if nothing happened, “Haven’t seen you for three or four days, busy lately?” SG8WdC

[Moderator] [Wanfeng Picks Star]: A bit, worked continuously for three days.

“Worked continuously? That’s too hard. Take care of yourself and get some rest.”

After Ji Xingchen showed concern, Ran Feng’s mood improved slightly.

“By the way, boss, we have an extra spot here. Do you want to join for a trio?” v9dn6Y

Ran Feng glanced at the person named “Innocent Fattened Butterfly” in the room teaming up with Ji Xingchen, then glanced at Ji Xingchen’s in-game ID, feeling even more complicated.

[Delicate Little Nezha]

Very well, still a couple name.

[Moderator] [Wanfeng Picks Star]: No, I have unstable internet in the car. i0VGdy

Ran Feng leaned back in the back seat of the car, casually typing these words, feeling annoyed.

Damn advertisement!!! He should’ve just moved into Ji Xingchen’s livestream room and stayed there for three days!

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“Unstable internet? It’s okay. If you’re worried about losing stars due to lag, we can play casual matches.” Ji Xingchen didn’t know why, but he always felt that leaving Wanfeng Picks Star like this would make him angry, so he took the initiative to invite again.

“Cheng Yu, is it okay to play casual matches?” BV JfF

Completely oblivious to the brewing storm, Cheng Yu smiled foolishly, sounding particularly happy, “Sure, sure, we three can play together!”

[Moderator] [Wanfeng Picks Star]: Not playing.

Ji Xingchen: “Really not playing?”

One minute later, the person who said he wasn’t playing was online in the game. DjrONf

Ji Xingchen immediately invited the boss into the room, and the three of them started matchmaking.

Unlike ranked matches, there’s no need to ban heroes in casual matchmaking, and it doesn’t matter if you clash with the opposing team.

Ji Xingchen didn’t want to play mid-lane mages anymore, so he first picked a marksman, Yu Ji.

Then he saw Wanfeng, who had been a jungle main, unexpectedly pick a tank, Xiang Yu. NX7RSo

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In the second round, Ji Xingchen picked Diao chan, and Ran Feng followed suit with Lu Bu.

In the third round, Ji Xingchen picked Chang'e, and Ran Feng immediately snatched Hou Yi.

Ji Xingchen couldn’t help it anymore. 3vlW5z

[Delicate Little Nezha]: Boss, aren’t you playing jungle anymore??

Ran Feng lied without batting an eyelid.

[Wanfeng]: Mm, practicing heroes.

In the fourth round of the game, when choosing heroes, Cheng Yu couldn’t hold back anymore. z56v7K

“Brother Wanfeng, you and Star have been playing as a couple for three rounds already! I feel like my dog eyes have been blinded by you guys… Please stop for a round, I’m almost vomiting from this dog food…”

[Wanfeng]: Believe in yourself.

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[Wanfeng]: Keep up the good work.

“Huh? Keep up the good work??? Keep up the good work for what??” Cheng Yu looked puzzled. ga5Ph0

[Hahaha why is Teacher Cheng Yu so naive, Wanfeng Picks Star is encouraging you to keep eating dog food, right?]

[I feel like Wanfeng Picks Star is unusually wild tonight~ Do you girls understand what I mean?]

[Understood, understood, too well, it feels like being jealous, proclaiming sovereignty over Star!]

[Ah ah ah ah, Boss is so awesome tonight!!! StarFeng girls never give up!!! I can finally eat it again!!] XBtdbv

After listening to Cheng Yu’s words, the teammates’ gossip souls were ignited.

[Old Janitor]: Playing as a couple for three rounds in a row? Do you guys really have real couples? Who’s who?

Cheng Yu, “Guess~”

[Old Janitor]: I won’t guess! cGkiWr

Watching the conversation between Wanfeng, Cheng Yu, and the teammates, Ji Xingchen suddenly blushed a bit.

Why is everyone teasing him and the boss, and why isn’t the boss even refuting it???

In a moment of distraction, Ji Xingchen’s hand shook slightly, and he picked Zhao Yun.

“Oh, Brother Wanfeng, Star abandoned you this round, so you guys can’t play couple heroes anymore.” Cheng Yu gloated, “Since we can’t play as a couple, how about we play Five Masters and Heavenly Maiden?” dn24uf

[Wanfeng]:…

Ji Xingchen hurriedly explained, “No, I just slipped!”

[Star, why are you so eager to explain to the boss??]

[Do you still want to play as a couple with the boss?] 45n7Ji

[Hmm~ Star is quite proactive too]

Just when everyone thought they could finally avoid eating dog food this round, Ran Feng picked Bai Qi.

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Inside the room, Cheng Yu wailed, “Wow, Boss, you’re still awesome. I forgot just now, Bai Qi and Zhao Yun also have a couple skin! That Black and White Prince!!”

Ji Xingchen corrected: “Daytime Prince and Nighttime Prince.” LoDiMn

Cheng Yu: “Right, right, that’s it. You two, put them on and let me see!!”

Ran Feng looked at the game interface and found that his Bai Qi hadn’t bought any skins.

He found the Nighttime Prince, clicked to buy, but found that he couldn’t buy the skin because he didn’t have enough balance due to insufficient recharge.

[Wanfeng]: Can’t wear it. H1zjxJ

[Wanfeng]: The purchase function of this skin is poorly designed.

[Wanfeng]: Players should be allowed to recharge and buy skins in the game.

After hearing this, Ji Xingchen spoke without thinking, “Then I won’t wear a skin either.”

Finally, the teammates understood. o2a6c5

[Old Janitor]: ????? Do both men have to pick a couple? Bai Qi and Zhao Yun, aren’t you the couple?

[Old Janitor]: Bai Qi and Zhao Yun, you’re the couple, right!!

[Old Janitor]: Can you use team voice chat to show affection as a couple?

[Old Janitor]: Please don’t type in the game anymore, it hurts me as a single dog… dl93JA

[Old Janitor]: My heart hurts, I just broke up, I’m going to pick Jiang Ziya and afk in the fountain.

After saying that, the teammate indeed picked Jiang Ziya.

Ji Xingchen, who was being teased for showing affection, was speechless. Afraid of further stimulating his teammate, he quickly switched the voice to team mode.

“Boss, can you turn on voice chat? The teammates seem a bit pitiful, let’s not tease them.” t4hduX

[Hahaha this teammate gets a hundred points from me]

[Unexpectedly, the boss and Star can still be teased by strangers for being too affectionate]

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[Wow, boss is going to turn on voice chat???]

Ji Xingchen glanced at the barrage provoking him and the boss, saying, “Everyone in the barrage is saying they want to hear your voice.” 2WyoEe

[I suddenly got a ????]

[I don’t remember anyone saying this]

[Such a random barrage, Star, clearly you want to hear it]

[Wanfeng]: I don’t want to let them hear. pcX7ew

[Whimper, boss is really aloof!!]

[Don’t want to let us hear, who do you want to let hear, huh???]

Feeling mercilessly rejected, Ji Xingchen quickly changed his tune.

“It’s not them… It’s, it’s me who wants to hear…” pJAiFj

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Translator's Note

KPL stands for King Pro League. It’s a professional esports league for the game “Honor of Kings” (also known as “Arena of Valor” outside of China).

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“Five Masters and Heavenly Maiden” – refers to a team composition consisting of five female heroes with complementary abilities. When played together, they synergize well and dominate battles, making them popular among players for their strategic advantages and ability to win matches.

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15 Chapters straight…

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