After transmigrating into a villain cannon fodder male zergCh80 - Eggs (2)

After the initial excitement, worry, fear, and a hint of unreality followed. 

Lu Mo had lived two lives, but he was still a first-time father.  dX5huP

Ah, here he should be called a male father. 

He sat alone at the computer desk. In these few days, he hadn’t painted or listened to opera, and he had even declined various invitations from the outside world. 

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This was quite rare. 

After all, although Lu Mo was a salted fish, there were few things he refused.  tTDdFY

For example, when Morr found him and stammered for a long time, finally saying, “I want to invite you to film some vlogs about your… and your female monarch’s daily life. You know, it’s hard to break the customs accumulated over thousands of years. Although we have made a lot of effort, we still need more convincing examples to mobilize everyone’s response…”

To put it simply, it meant [the power of example]. 

After all, Lu Mo was now the only S-level male zerg in the world (Lu Mo did not reveal his true level). In a time when the zerg race was struggling, his prestige was extraordinary.

If he could film a vlog of his daily life with the female monarch, it should be able to start a trend. 

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Lu Mo pondered for a while at the time, and images of his daily life with Ling flashed through his mind.

When Ling was at work, he would swagger into the military department, staring at Ling with a stern face, greatly disturbing Ling’s work.

On the way home from work, he would constantly fiddle around, interfering with Ling’s driving, seriously violating traffic regulations—fortunately, Ling had strong self-control.

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And there were even more terrifying things.

Lu Mo couldn’t pass a popular puzzle game recently and caused the whole team to die.

After being scolded and embarrassed, he angrily instructed Ling to clear the level in thirty minutes…

He even pretended that he had cleared it himself, enjoying the astonished looks from his former teammates. iJq2U

What a bully, relying on others’ power!

One thing after another.

In any case, none of them seemed like content that could be released.

However, under Morr’s shining eyes—this male zerg had a strange temperament that made it difficult for others to refuse his requests—Lu Mo still agreed to Morr’s request. qEyQ6T

In a difficult situation, he decided to win with quantity.

Filming 24 hours a day, he could definitely edit together a usable vlog!

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It could be seen that Lu Mo was very focused on this matter.

But now, he had no time to spare for this. v1q0Qn

The fully automated little robot floating next to Lu Mo moved up and down.

The system’s little ball followed it as it floated.

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It had been glaring at the robot for a long time. It was clear that it was very dissatisfied with the robot. It crossed its legs in the air, one claw rubbing its chin, and contemplated, [Is this thing better than me? Mo Mo, with me, your system—why would you still need this kind of scrap iron??]

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But if you observed his eyes closely, you would see a deep fragility within them.

Weak, pitiful, and helpless. TOaF3Z

[Ah! Also!]

The system flew in front of the light computer again and patted the screen with its claw in a huff, [With just a little effort, I can find the most comprehensive and detailed set of information in the world for you if you ask me, alright?! Why are you using this—ancient—search engine to look for it!]

On the light computer, it was written:

[Zerg Pregnancy Guide.] 94ifJ7

In these few days, Lu Mo had been reading this thing.

It should be the thinnest pregnancy guide he had ever seen. Zergs truly lived up to being the most powerful race in the universe. As long as the body was healthy, there was almost no danger once they were pregnant, unless the female zerg died.

It could be said that this was a pregnancy guide for [How to Lay an Egg].

From calculating the female zerg’s estrus period to the most scientific positions, everything was included. n1BQzi

But the real pregnancy guide was just three short sentences.

Please don’t die.

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Please absorb more nutrition.

Please don’t go to the battlefield during labor. c0EoNJ

Lu Mo: “…”

Just then, the door was suddenly knocked, and Ling’s voice came from outside.

“Master, the Male zerg Protection Association has come to visit.”

The system disappeared in an instant. fCWgKD

Lu Mo raised an eyebrow. The Male zerg Protection Association? What were they here for?

He closed the guide, stood up, and opened the door, saying to Ling, “I’ll handle it.”

From beginning to end, whenever he had dealings with that association, Lu Mo never encountered anything good. He really disliked that association.

Ling hesitated, “Master…” 4CrAs1

Lu Mo asked, “Is there anything else?”

“Why do you always seem to be looking at the default desktop when I come in?”

Lu Mo paused in his actions. “…”

Ah, it’s better to pretend not to have heard. qzedJn

Female zergs, don’t delve into male zerg’s little secrets.

Steven nervously sat on the sofa, sweat continuously forming on his forehead. This time, he came with a great and difficult task.

He had to persuade Lord Lu Mo to marry another female zerg. 5XPUKV

Yes, persuade.

This word had never appeared in Steven’s zerg dictionary.

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You see, in the past rules, any male zerg above the A level had to marry at least three female zergs.

It was an obligation, for the continuation of the zerg race, and every zerg had to bear some responsibility. sjgWLS

What, you say the male zerg problem is solved now?

So what? The cultural traditions of thousands of years cannot be abandoned!

Moreover…

Steven thought discontentedly: With just one female zerg, how could they properly serve such an honorable S-level male zerg? Even if he was the Legion Commander of the Third Legion, so what? J4vqN8

Female zergs were inherently less important than male zergs.

The current world was truly falling apart. There were even zergs advocating for a male and a female?

It was ridiculous!

Their Male zerg Protection Association, in this chaotic world… the sole goal was to uphold righteousness. ZBA0lN

Nowadays, every time he went to inform those male zergs that they must remarry several female zergs within a specified time, those audacious female zergs would actually argue back.

“Why don’t you ask Lord Lu Mo to marry another one? He’s an S-level male zerg.”

What was even more infuriating was that those male zergs would just let their female monarch talk back! This was for the protection of the male zergs’ status!

If things continued like this, the zerg race would truly be doomed. zjTCA4

Lu Mo had to remarry another one.

Before long, Lu Mo descended from the stairs.

Seeing Lu Mo’s figure, Steven couldn’t help but swallow his saliva.

Was this the S-level male zerg? VLB67C

The holographic images of Lu Mo hadn’t fully captured even one percent of the oppressive aura Lu Mo possessed.

Even though he was now an A-level male zerg, albeit a lower-ranked one, Steven couldn’t help but tremble before him.

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The black-haired, green-eyed male zerg sat down in front of Steven, staring at him coldly. “May I ask what business brings you here this time?”

Whether it was an illusion or not, Steven felt that Lu Mo didn’t like him… zbgtYd

From all the information he had seen, although Lu Mo had a bad temper, he always maintained the etiquette befitting a noble.

Even when he was angry, he would politely smile.

“Um… Can you please restrain your spiritual power a bit?” Steven said. “I, I can’t catch my breath…”

“Oh?” dURXvY

Lu Mo looked at Steven coldly and said, “If you can’t handle it, please leave early. I’ve already made a lot of effort.”

Steven: “…”

You don’t even want to pretend…

But the Male zerg Protection Association would never give up! cS0 Ws

With a scalp-tingling gaze staring at him, Steven took a deep breath and said:

“Lord Lu Mo, I came here this time to ask you—”

“When do you plan to remarry another female attendant?”

“…” PGn5jD

Steven involuntarily lowered his head, and his line of sight could only see Lu Mo’s boot tips.

After a moment of silence, he saw Lu Mo slowly cross his legs.

The voice of Lu Mo with a gentle smile resounded in his head.

“So, you’re Mr. Steven, right? I saw your nameplate.” xBjzPl

Steven’s heart immediately relaxed, and he quickly raised his head, smiling and saying, “Yes, yes, yes! You can tell that you’re a reasonable male zerg. Ah, it’s really difficult for us. It’s great that you can agree. I’m very happy to come this time—”

But Lu Mo interrupted his words.

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He looked at Steven with a smile and said, “—But you’re happy too early.”

Steven was stunned. “You…” vNmx5d

He watched as Lu Mo reached out his hand toward him, and that well-built hand lightly brushed against his face before stopping in front of his chest.

With a crisp sound, Lu Mo easily took off his nameplate.

Lu Mo’s voice became even gentler:

“Mr. Steven, you have been expelled.” 3elcf8


Author’s Note: Extra chapter, mwah!

Strange, why are my side stories getting longer and longer…

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3 comments

  1. Lol what a stupid Zerg, Lu Mo has said times without numbers that Ling will be his only female … Smh

  2. If they really cared for zerg future, this association shouldn’t even dream of stuffing another female to Lu Mo. Even if there’s a lot of them, Ling doesn’t mind the effort of exterminating them all, ya know. 🤣🤣🤣