The process of zerg queen’s blessings followed the same pattern every year.
After receiving the blessings of the zerg emperor, the female zergs were granted permission to enter the temple and receive the grace of the zerg queen.
And the so-called grace was the blood of the zerg queen.
That blood contained magical power, and when consumed, the female zergs could give birth to healthy and strong male offspring.
During the waiting time in the palace, there were dedicated clergy members to instruct and teach all the rituals for receiving the grace.
Unlike Lu Mo, who stayed in his room, Ling had been busy these past few days and even faced Lu Mo’s childish and bossy accusations when he returned.
Including, but not limited to:
When Ling was reading a book, Lu Mo insisted on pushing his hand holding the book and dragging him onto the bed.
He hesitated and said, “Really… Do we have to do it at this moment?”
Lu Mo raised his chin, astonished to the point his eyebrows almost flew off. “My dear female monarch, after you have disturbed me for so long with your excuse of a honeymoon, after you’ve been teasing and enticing me non-stop, I finally responded to you, and now you’re rejecting me? Do you know what we call this kind of attitude?”
Ling’s face turned slightly red. “…What?”
Lu Mo leisurely said, “We call it ‘scum’.”
Ling groaned and moaned, covering his face with the book. “Oh, dear zerg god, I was just trying to comfort you…”
Lu Mo truly deserved to be a scum who turned into an S-level male zerg! He was heartless, ruthless, and unreasonable! He completely ignored Ling’s feeble rejection, throwing away the book covering Ling’s face and grabbing his hand to lead him onto the bed.
They sat on the bed for a while.
Then they sat on a chair for a while.
Then they sat on the floor for a while.
Ling trembled and said, “N-No, we can’t sit on the floor. It’s too cold.”
Lu Mo paused. “Then how about we go sit on the balcony? The sun is nice.”
Ling’s face reddened as he thought it wasn’t appropriate, but seeing Lu Mo’s sparkling eyes, he closed his own eyes and went along with him.
At first, he was a bit nervous, but later he relaxed. He didn’t care whether their sitting posture was decent or not. His biggest effort was not fainting on the spot.
Regardless of who knew the details, they would sincerely say to Ling, “Commander, you’ve worked hard.”
This kind of male zerg was really bad! He was too scummy and went too far!
If it weren’t for one thing interrupting Lu Mo, who knows how unrestrained he would have become.
“Should I go too?”
At the dining table, Lu Mo swallowed a bite of bread and looked at Ling in surprise. “Has this ever happened before?”
Today, Ling brought bad news.
After a thousand years, another S-level male zerg had finally appeared in the zerg race. To celebrate this joyous occasion, the zerg queen had decided to bestow her blessings upon both Lu Mo and Ling simultaneously.
In other words, from now on, Lu Mo would have to end his days of indulgence, debauchery, and idleness. He would be busy with various matters.
Lu Mo angrily poked holes in the bread with his chopsticks.
He had so many ideas…
The system gasped in his mind: [But you weren’t like this before!]
He used to desperately avoid Ling.
[“Ah… maybe that’s because…”] Lu Mo’s face turned serious. [“I’m finally not acting like a human anymore.”]
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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For this problem, the clergy members were truly at a loss. They had different opinions, and unfortunately, time was limited and tasks were heavy. The usually compassionate clergy members were on the verge of taking off their shoes to fight each other.
One person said that S-level male zergs were incredibly noble and didn’t need to kneel before the zerg queen.
Another person said that the zerg queen was the hope of the zerg race, and even S-level male zergs couldn’t be an exception.
Lu Mo carried a delicate cup of hot coffee—although it wasn’t called that in the zerg clan, the taste was quite similar. He stood in the corner of the room, sipping the coffee like a chick pecking at grains.
Sip by sip.
As the sun moved from east to west, the group of clergy members couldn’t come to an agreement. Lu Mo drank his coffee meticulously, and finally, it was empty.
“I’ve never seen such an annoying thing like you. You just have to argue with me, don’t you? I said there’s no need to kneel!!”
“Hahaha, what kind of shitty joke are you making? I think your brain is filled with shit—get lost! Get lost! Get lost!”
Seeing such a spectacular scene was quite worthwhile.
Lu Mo poured himself another cup of coffee, sighed as he blew on it, but before his lips touched the cup, the entire room of zerg clan turned their heads to look at him.
Lu Mo: “…”
He put down the cup, and the bottom of the cup made a “clink” sound as it touched the tray.
“Have you all finally made a decision?” Lu Mo smiled, showing his teeth. “Let’s toast to our friendship.”
The clergy members: “…”
Suddenly, they felt that it was all in vain.
…
Regardless, everything proceeded in a tight and orderly manner.
On the morning after seven days, Lu Mo stood in front of a large mirror.
The priests dressed him in ceremonial attire, which was not overly extravagant—according to the zerg clan’s aesthetics, those tent-like luxurious fabrics were not favored. Even the ceremonial attire was practical.
The well-fitted fabric accentuated Lu Mo’s tall figure. A string of gems hung from his shoulder, coiling down his arm, sparkling with dazzling light under the lamp.
A red ribbon embroidered with golden threads adorned him, making him even more noble.
The priest had a smile on his face and asked, “Respected male, is everything ready?”
Lu Mo kept a solemn face as he locked eyes with the priest.
“…”
The priest: “…”
The smile on his face withered like a withered flower.
Perhaps he shouldn’t have become a priest. He should have carried his ancestral emblem and inherited his family’s immense wealth. That way, he wouldn’t have encountered Lu Mo. If he hadn’t met Lu Mo, he wouldn’t have had to endure this torment. If he hadn’t endured this torment, his hair wouldn’t have gradually left him…
Lu Mo finally couldn’t hold it back and burst into laughter.
As he laughed, he patted the priest’s shoulder. “Don’t worry, everything is ready.”
The priest looked at him in disbelief. “I-Is it true?”
“Um…” Lu Mo reached out and made a gesture of “a little bit.” “Perhaps there’s still a little uncertainty, but…”
“I already know what to do.”
The green eyes beneath the veil of black hair seemed to be filled with radiance.
The priest stared at Lu Mo in a daze. At that moment, the door creaked open, and a female zerg with silver hair and red eyes, wearing a similar ceremonial attire to Lu Mo, appeared at the doorway.
“We can proceed with the ceremony.”
—
The temple dedicated to the zerg queen was built on the most important mountain of the Imperial Star.
Mount Diamoci.
According to the legends of the zerg clan, it was here that the zerg clan received the favor of the zerg god.
The primitive and ignorant zerg clan longed for the power of the gods and marveled at their wonders. Thus, they offered food and precious gems to the zerg hod, who, seeing their goodness, granted their requests.
The god bestowed upon them strong and robust bodies, freeing them from fear of danger.
The god granted them wondrous spiritual power, endowing them with wisdom.
Finally, the god gave them a form resembling his own, signifying that they were the god’s creation.
After the departure of the zerg god, the zerg queen took over the exercise of power and remained in the temple.
This is the oldest legend of the zerg clan.
On the towering peak of the mountain, a narrow stone staircase led straight to the summit. On both sides of the staircase were never-extinguishing torches, illuminated by the rising sun. The clergy led Lu Mo and Ling up the steps.
They held pots filled with exquisite ointments, which they sprinkled along the way with specially-made ropes until they arrived in front of the ancient temple.
Elaborate patterns adorned the massive pillars, each depicting legendary heroes. However, Lu Mo didn’t have time to examine them closely as the temple doors slowly opened before him.
“Please, lord male, enter the hall—”
A peculiar fragrance wafted out, and for a moment, all the clergy present seemed lost in a trance.
Lu Mo looked at Ling and whispered, “Stay at the entrance and wait for me.”
“Okay.”
Taking a deep breath, Lu Mo entered the temple. The stone doors closed slowly behind him, cutting off the last ray of light.
The temple was dimly lit. In the vast expanse, a towering statue stood in the center.
The statue depicted a youthful figure, with a beautiful face adorned with a faint smile. The slightly closed eyes were filled with compassion, radiating both holiness and solemnity.
At the foot of the statue was a massive pool.
Hot water vapor veiled the air, making it difficult to see clearly. Only the gentle sound of water being stirred could be heard.
“Splash—”
“Splash—”
At the same time, an ethereal and enchanting melody filled the air. It was more tender than the voice of a siren and purer than that of an angel. Anyone who heard such a song would be captivated by its beauty.
As soon as the male zergs entered the temple and heard this song, the light in their green eyes vanished, replaced by emptiness. They seemed like marionettes, stiffly walking step by step towards the pool and standing at the edge.
Accompanied by the sound of water, a slender figure emerged from within the mist, its features indistinct.
Gracefully gliding through the water, the figure reached out its hand from the mist and gently embraced Lu Mo’s leg.
Lu Mo dumbfoundedly lowered his head, and the empty eyes reflected the face before him.
“Come…”
The youthful zerg queen’s delicate lips parted, and its beautiful eyes were the most enticing poison.
“Kiss me, enter me, become a part of me.”
“Let us…merge together…”
No male zerg could resist the zerg queen. In the longing gaze of the zerg queen, the male zerg blinked hesitantly and slowly entered the bathing pool.
“Splash—”
A hint of joy flickered in the zerg queen’s eyes. His arms were more translucent than beautiful jade as they wrapped around Lu Mo’s body, each inch of his skin exuding an enticing luster.
He intoxicatedly rested his head on Lu Mo’s shoulder and softly whispered, “I have deeply fallen in love with you.”
However, in an angle unseen by Lu Mo, he opened his mouth.
His mouth widened gradually, reaching an unimaginable angle, revealing sharp teeth that resembled those of a shark.
But that was not all. As he moved, his mouth split open, his entire head splitting in half from his jaw.
Hehe.
The zerg queen loved all male zergs.
Because they were all the most delicious food.
And this male zerg happened to be the top-tier S-grade male zerg.
The zerg queen’s pupils rolled with pleasure. When was the last time he had tasted such a delicious male zerg? He had almost forgotten!
A thousand years had passed, and finally, one appeared again! This time, it couldn’t be swallowed whole. It must be savored thoroughly…
The zerg queen’s mouth opened to a horrifying extent, and a droplet of saliva dripped from his teeth.
In the moment it fell, his split mouth snapped shut like a trap!
“…”
However, the anticipated scene of blood splattering did not occur, and his tongue did not taste the long-awaited delicacy.
The zerg queen widened his eyes in astonishment, looking at the male zerg before him.
“Although I am scum…”
Lu Mo slowly straightened his waist, and warm water rolled off his body. His left hand clenched into a fist and struck the zerg queen’s chin—
Smashing the wide-open jaw back in place!
The zerg queen’s entire body fell backward, creating a massive splash.
Lu Mo withdrew his fist, looking down at the zerg queen from above with a disdainful expression.
“But even scum has its limits.”
“I’m not interested in children.”
Author’s Note: I’m working hard to finish the final battle today.
Whimper whimper whimper.
A respectable kind of scum! Thank you for all the chapters!
Behind every successful man is a woman. Jaiyou Ling
Thank You for the new chapter (´,,•ω•,,)♡
can the scums in youtube learn at least that much principles?
💀😭😭
LOL! THANK YOU!
Thank you for the chapter… you tell that little psycho Lu mo you aint no pedo 🥳🥳
They sat down in a lot of places I see. Also, we stan a respectable scum
Even a thousand years old shota is a no for Lu Mo, nice!
In the matter of “sitting” how the tables have turnt