A Royal Pain

“I see that you’re my host for the day, can I have the pleasure of knowing who you are?”

“Your mom.”

Taishin was a guy who had it all—a meticulously planned career, spotless academic track record, president of the prestigious Tenjou University, and ace of the class.

He was the man, the moment and the legend. His life was his own personal chessboard where he’d planned every little maneuver. He was a plus size hero with no minuses to his life at all. Mistakes? Taishin knew none of that.

Until he first met this asshole of a prince from the neighboring country who had him thinking that maybe jail time for murder wouldn’t be so bad.

“What,” the prince asked disbelievingly, “did you say?”

Taishin fired without hesitation, “That you’re a royal pain in the ass and a walking menace who needs good ass-beating.”

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[Dynamic: Arrogant Asshole Prince X Chubby Student Council

Shut up, you fake fan!

Ye Jiuyue, an extremely ordinary, unremarkable first year university student. 

Shen Weixing, an A-list celebrity. 

 

After a baffling, incidental one night stand, their relation progressed into a long-term “collaboration”, and everyday they testingly tip-toe on the line to angering the other to death. 

 

Shen Weixing: Me, I’m Shen Weixing, let’s get a hotel room.

Ye Jiuyue: I don’t believe you.

Shen Weixing: I’ll show you my face.

Ye Jiuyue: You could have gotten plastic surgery, though. 

Shen Weixing: I’ll show you my Weibo account.

Ye Jiuyue: You could have hacked the accoun