Editor: Decembery
“Survival in the Wilderness” was a car-racing type mini-game. Like ranked matches, five people formed a group and one person would be the driver while four others would be shooters. Everyone would try to escape and survive hordes of mutant beasts and zombies in the wilderness from the same car. Two teams would compete against each other on parallel tracks, therefore there wouldn’t be any direct conflict between teams and they would instead compete to be the first to reach the destination and survive.
Of course, being a game set in the wilderness, the tracks on the potential maps were all designed to be extremely complicated and full of obstacles. This mini-game wasn’t easy, so it should be pretty entertaining for a live broadcast.
Seeing the results of the draw, Mu Feibai’s fans dutifully started joking around:
“God Mu, quickly plant a flag! What would you do if you lost?”
“God Mu is good at driving, how could he lose? Just drink coke in a handstand if you lose ba! Hahahah!”
“What if he wins?”
“Then sing for us!”
Mu Feibai: ……
Mu Feibai raised a hand and flicked the forehead of one of his fan-teammates. “I’m taking you guys along to exchange for one of my previous flags, don’t use this opportunity to dig another pit for me!”
The fans: “Tsk, what a killjoy.”
Mu Feibai: “How about this then, there’s no punishment if I lose, but if we win… I’ll send each of you guys a signed poster.”
The fans immediately started cheering, “Yeahhhhh!!!”
And then someone started reaching for a mile after getting an inch, “How about two, one of god Mu and another of god Qiu, wouldn’t that be perfect?”
Mu Feibai raised an eyebrow, glanced at Qiu Yu, and smiled, “I’m ok with whatever, but I can’t make decisions for your god Qiu. You can go ask him yourself.”
The fans immediately looked towards Qiu Yu. No matter if they were girls or guys, all of their eyes shone with expectation but no one opened their mouths to ask, as they were still unsure of his temperament.
Qiu Yu really wasn’t used to facing this kind of tactic.
These fans were different from the soldiers he’s led before and he couldn’t just start scolding them any more than he could use brute force to educate them. Being stared at by so many pairs of expectant eyes, he couldn’t harden his heart and so could only compromise. He nodded, “…Alright then.”
Mu Feibai suddenly laughed.
He leaned closer to Qiu Yu and whispered in his ear, “So you can’t stand it when people act spoiled, huh?”
Qiu Yu: ……
What’s the point of whispering? The live broadcast was still on!
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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[Wow! God Qiu is so cute ah!]
[He kills people without blinking on the battlefield, but his weakness off the battlefield is people acting spoiled! Hahahaha what kind of ultra-cute gap moe is this ahhhh my HP bar is completely drained save me!!!]
[It’s over, his weakness is exposed. What if Infinite and Su Se start acting spoiled in the competition when meeting god Qiu!]
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Qiu Yu couldn’t stand it anymore and his arm flashed out and he quickly put Mu Feibai into a chokehold. Pressing him to the floor, Qiu Yu looked down at Mu Feibai coldly, “Speak properly or else!”
He was speaking so strangely earlier in the training room and taking advantage of the fact that Qiu Yu couldn’t beat him up in reality. Since Mu Feibai still dared to act like this today in the game, Qiu Yu would make him understand the risks.
Who knew, Mu Feibai didn’t get mad after being beaten up but almost choked from laughing while lying on the ground.
Qiu Yu squinted his eyes.
Mu Feibai immediately opened his mouth to speak, “Ge, ge, wait, we’re still broadcasting! If you want to beat me up we could have a melee combat training session when we get back? Just let me up first…”
The barrage:
[Nevermind, nevermind, god Qiu is still god Qiu, no way he’d go easy on his opponents.]
[Hahahaha Mu Feibai, so you also have today…]
[OMG, god Qiu is awesome! Did you see how fast he was? Why do I somehow feel like god Mu really might not be able to win against god Qiu in melee combat?]
After another bout of liveliness, the first round of the mini-game was about to begin and the two teams headed onto their respective race tracks.
At this moment, Mu Feibai’s voice sounded across on the public voice channel, “Oh right, is there anyone who can drive on your side? This isn’t a space shuttle but rather a rover in the apocalyptic times. There’s no AI driving assistant.”
The netizens on Qiu Yu’s team burst into laughter, “God Mu, you’re playing dirty! Why did you only tell us this when the countdown’s already started!”
Thankfully, one of the fans had a hobby of playing racing mini-games and proudly harrumphed, “This big bro’s got skills, rest easy, god Qiu!”
Qiu Yu walked around the rover, observing. He reached into the driver’s seat and patted the steering wheel, suddenly feeling a little itch, he said, “I’ll drive.”
He had been lucky to learn how to drive many types of vehicles in the apocalypse, however at that time, fuel was a rare commodity and electricity wasn’t stable. Therefore, the majority of the cars were given to the most elite forces. He had been in possession of a car for a short while, but then the humans’ situation became worse and his troops basically relied on their legs after that.
When he first started playing this game, he had also tried racing minigames. However, he joined the professional scene soon after, so he didn’t have any leftover time or energy to play these after broadcasting and training.
Since he had a chance today, it’s a pretty good deal to experience the thrill of driving again.
With the broadcast still on, both the teams’ spoke on the public channel and so Mu Feibai could naturally hear Qiu Yu’s words.
He couldn’t hide his surprise, “You know how to drive?!”
Qiu Yu had already sat in the driver’s seat. He pressed down on the gas pedal, stroked the gear shift, and said, “Why wouldn’t I?”
It was an automatic car—these types of cars were no different from toys in the apocalypse. After all, those cars used in battles were generally all manual in order to improve the vehicle’s stability. Qiu Yu suspected that the kids in this world might have never even seen a manual car.
Mu Feibai laughed, “Alright then, I won’t take advantage of you. Let’s both be the drivers and the task of shooting mutant beasts and zombies will fall on the netizens.”
As he spoke, he jokingly warned his teammates, “You guys better be a little more accurate in shooting, don’t drag us down!”
The netizens weren’t in the least scared of him and laughingly retaliated, “God Mu, you’d better not drag us down either, you can’t beat god Qiu in shooting, nor melee combat, so you’d better not lose to him in driving as well!”
Mu Feibai proudly huffed, “You’ve got to be joking, how could an Alpha lose to an Omega in driv…”
The netizens’ eyes shone, “Plant a flag, plant a flag!”
Mu Feibai: “…Ehe, I’m not going to~”
Qiu Yu: ……
When this guy hangs around his fans, his mental age literally takes a dive off a cliff.
Thank goodness they didn’t keep messing around for too long. The timer was about to end and everyone rushed to their positions.
Qiu Yu sat steadily in the driver’s seat. A netizen pointed their gun out to the right-hand side from the shotgun seat, two in the back each guarded the left and the sky, while another was responsible for sweeping their rear.
The game’s voiceover counted down, “Three, two, one, GO!”
The doors of the base in front of them slowly opened. Qiu Yu floored the gas pedal and the rover catapulted out of the base with a deafening roar, scraping against the door that had only opened halfway.
Outside, a sea of mutant beats and zombies headed straight towards them!
“Oh shit! God Qiu! Waitwaitwaitwait!”
“AHHHHHH SLOW DOWN!”
“Wait—ahh! The car’s gonna flip, it’s gonna flip, don’t go over there—dayum! Awesome!”
“Wait! God Qiu, we’re supposed to shoot the zombies, they’re not for you to run over ahhhh!”
After some much wailing and screaming, one of the fans spoke through tears, “Wuuuu I should have expected this! God Qiu is so fierce on the battlefield, how could he not be a crazy driver wuuuuu… Let me off! This isn’t the bus to kindergarten!!!”
Since Qiu Yu drove the rover out of the base’s doors, don’t even mention shooting, she could barely maintain balance by holding onto her gun that was welded onto the car itself, thus avoiding the fate of turning into scrambled eggs.
Qiu Yu gripped the steering wheel. Seeing that his teammates didn’t have time to mind the enemies outside of the vehicle, he casually unlocked the door and kicked open the door frame, knocking off a mutant beat that had gripped onto the car. Then he quickly closed the door and once more floored the gas pedal, drifting to shake off the mutant beat hanging onto the rear of the rover. He then immediately turned the pedal to avoid obstacles in front and drove onto a rock-strewn path.
At this point, the barrage was buzzing with excitement:
[Oh my that was such an Alpha move?! Little angel Cupid, are you sure you’re not an A pretending to be an O???]
[I died. God Qiu killed me.]
[God Qiu, don’t kick the door anymore, come kick my ass!]
[Scared. I think I’m getting dizzy just from watching god Qiu’s perspective QAQ]
[I was crying and complaining earlier when I wasn’t one of the netizens who got draws. Now I’m very calm, if I was in that car, I think my heart would be yearning for the sweet release of death…]
[Hahahaha! If they’ve committed some crime, please use the law to reform them! Save them from god Qiu’s driving!]
[No, wait, are you guys only preoccupied with laughing? Did anyone realise god Qiu is about to break the record?!]
[Oh wow for real! I just checked the fastest time for this track was 2 minutes and 18 seconds. It’s not even a minute and god Qiu is already past the halfway mark!]
[What a shame that this isn’t his main account, it’s not as shocking seeing the name of his alt account.]
Because of some unspoken agreement, professional players wouldn’t purposefully try to refresh records in these kinds of entertainment minigames. It was only on occasions such as today would one or two secondary accounts suddenly appear on the leaderboard. As professional players usually aren’t capable in all areas, many of the entertainment games weren’t in the scope of their training so there haven’t been any cases of people occupying all the leaderboards.
This time, it was a coincidence that Qiu Yu had this opportunity.
As the rover sprinted towards the safety fort’s doors and did a giant U-turn to come to a rest, the timer stopped at 1 minute and 52 seconds.
Eight seconds later, My Feibai soon arrived and stopped right in front of Qiu Yu’s car.
Qiu Yu placed an arm on the lowered driver’s window and looked up at the leaderboard above the finish line. With a smile, he said, “You’ve also broken the record.”
Mu Feibai stared at Qiu Yu with burning eyes, his expression revealing his competitive spirit.
At this moment, the doors to the back of Qiu Yu’s car slowly opened and two players fell out and collapsed for a good while on the ground, their legs soft as noodles. The little sister in the back finally let go of her gun and placed her chin on the edge of the car, as though still in a dream. “Ah… is it over… already?”
Mu Feibai’s line of sight moved onto the traumatised fans.
After a good while, he looked back at Qiu Yu with an expression showing he wanted to laugh yet also wanted to hold it in, but failed to do so, “Ge, we agreed on best of three. Do you think entertainment games are too boring, so you decided to play with the fans as if they’re the entertainment?”
“This is not the bus to kindergarten!” 😭😭😭
God Qiu is so hot and domineering….
[God Qiu, don’t kick the door anymore, come kick my ass!]
I freaking love MF’s fans, they’re so funny.
+1 I mean, I don’t mind Qiu Yu kicking my ass too. He’s so attractive 😌
Poor fans 🤣😭
Thanks for the chapter!!!
I’m going to die from laughing! The poor fans 🤣😂
Yummy dog food, thx for the translation
💚🤍💚🤍💚🤍💚🤍💚🤍 Thank you for the chapter!
Thank you for the update ❤️💯
Scrambled fans! So entertaining…lmao. Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️
😂😂😂 Lol, that indeed is very entertaining!!!!
I’m starting to feel regretful that Qiu Yu can’t bring his apocalyptic body with him in this ABO World because for sure, he’d end up as a power bottom or an Alpha😭 and his fierceness would ooze so so much😩
Those fans regretted their entire existence lol lol