Every Night, I Dream of My Nemesis Flirting with MeCh38 - Buying a House

When Mi Le received Tong Yi’s WeChat message, he was chatting with Zuoqiu Mingxu.

Zuoqiu Mingxu had already returned to China to attend to Gong Monan. The two of them could only be together for some time during the holidays, but Zuoqiu Mingxu was so angry that he wasn’t very happy even after seeing his beautiful girlfriend. A9RahD

Flower Son: Why are your fans so detestable?

Flower Son: It’s rare for me to leech off of your popularity for once, but they’ve even only cut me out.

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Flower Son: In the end, I found a picture of the three of us in the comments, and the picture is as blurry as if it were passed down by our ancestors. I look like a bystander.

Mi Le looked at the newest trending topic. It was near the bottom before, but now it had already reached the middle. It was unknown if it would continue to rise in the future. gXFTuL

Every time, as long as news about him and Tong Yi went up, it was a bit uncontrollable.

The reason was: Their chemistry was too strong.

This time, Mi Le’s team had stopped marketing the news about them. This trending topic was entirely driven by its own “evil” aura.

He had responded to his fans in the mall. Mi Le didn’t find it strange that he could trend from his sudden dance. When it was absurd, even the smallest things about him could trend.

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But why was the accompanying text “I’m messing around and he’s smiling”?

And then, Tong Yi was also in the screenshotted gif, holding a drink and still drinking from the straw. When he looked back at him dancing, he appeared to be smiling. This was acclaimed by fans to be the most doting smile.

Doting his ass. Tong Yi was clearly just laughing and watching the excitement!

Mi Le clicked on the video again and watched it. This time, he focused on finding Zuoqiu Mingxu. xWFVco

He found that, in the video, there were only a few times when it shook and Zuoqiu Mingxu was filmed. Everyone’s attention was indeed on his dancing and Tong Yi’s height.

Lanqing ° | | Weihui: In fact, Mi Le is usually a bit tense. This is probably related to the constant pressure on him. If he makes the slightest mistake, he will be criticized. He has endured too much. But he doesn’t treat Tong Yi like this. When he’s with Tong Yi, he seems very happy and relaxed. I’ve watched all of Mi Le’s variety shows, and I have never seen Mi Le laughing and playing around with anyone like this.

Original Color: My focus is a bit off. When Tong Yi walked over, the two girls who were staring at him had a funny expression. After realizing that their height only reached Tong Yi’s armpits, they exchanged glances with each other, then ran away, covering their faces.

Jiuzui Gege Protects You: These three people are really tall. When they walk over in the video, the people around them are all shorter than them. Especially Tong Yi. Even Mi Le is a bit shorter than him, and Mi Le is 188 centimeters! iAdLEY

Mi Le’s height on official websites was 188 centimeters, in order to not expose others’ falsely reported heights.

This made Tong Yi seem a bit too tall.

Tong Yi would become an athlete in the future, and his height and weight would not be falsely reported. If they were to look at his height later, it would really give them whiplash.

He scrolled down carefully, and only then did he see a few people who praised Zuoqiu Mingxu for being very handsome as well and being the type they liked. yL7J4H

There were also comments where people said that Mi Le and Tong Yi were on a date alone. Below them would be replies saying, There’s actually another person next to them!

Throughout the whole ordeal, Zuoqiu Mingxu didn’t have a name. He was just a supporting figure. Only when clarifying, did everyone speculate that he was there as well.

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Mi Le opened the first chat box and replied: Stay calm.

Tong Yi: ??? IvH4Mk

Mi Le saw the name and realized that it was wrong. He looked up to find that it was a message from Tong Yi.

We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.

Tong Yi: Come over and help us look at the menu. Neither me nor my dad can understand.

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Kbcu Tl: ??? qHS Wf

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Zl Of: Gbc’a sbe tjnf j agjcrijabg?

Kbcu Tl: Rb, la’r rb agbeyifrbwf. Jbwf bnfg.

In fact, Tao Manling had instructed him to get along with Tong Yi because of Tong Yi’s father. ZoA8Su

Tao Manling had given up on sensationalizing his and Tong Yi’s dating rumor on the trending topics, also because of Tong Yi’s father.

Otherwise, this video would have already made the headlines by now.

Mi Le hesitated for a while before going over. When he entered the room, he heard father and son arguing.

“While you can still speak, quickly find some caregivers. There are no filial sons to those who have long illnesses. When you become a fool from drinking, don’t expect me to wait on you.” When Tong Yi opened the door, he was still shouting to his father behind him. SZFpr8

“Are there social gatherings without drinking alcohol these days?”

“Drinking is sure amazing. Have you ever seen a formal drinking competition? Is this thing worth praising?”

Mi Le walked into the room. Before he could speak, Tong Yi turned his head and scolded him as well: “And you. If you continue to drink recklessly in the future, I’ll beat you up. See if I can’t beat you to death.”

What was collateral damage? 9NfdcJ

This was collateral damage.

Mi Le was scolded for no reason.

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“Oh, Xiao Mi has come over?” Papa Tong greeted Mi Le with a smile.

“What Xiao Mi? It sounds like you’re calling a brand.” Tong Yi was the first to think that it didn’t sound good. CD5FSd

“Okay. Little Brother has come over?”

“Yeah,” Mi Le immediately responded with a smile.

Tong Yi was standing to the side and was taken aback. If his dad called Mi Le little brother, what would he call Mi Le?

Was his father obtuse, that he would carelessly demote him? vKROMx

While Mi Le flipped through the menu and briefly described it to Papa Tong, Papa Tong strongly urged Mi Le to stay and eat: “Let’s eat together. Everyone is brothers.”

“Who is your brother?!” Tong Yi said from the side, his hands on his hips.

“Do you have to show how unfilial you are before your classmate?” Papa Tong couldn’t help but ask Tong Yi.

“I’ve never said that I’m a filial son, okay?” YLS35d

“I won’t…” Mi Le wanted to refuse, but Tong Yi interrupted him.

“You can just order whatever for the two of us to eat. With your appetite, you’ll probably be full if you eat a little of each thing.” Tong Yi went to Mi Le’s side and also looked at the menu that he couldn’t read at all.

Mi Le could only compromise. After ordering over the phone, father and son started chatting again.

He even felt like he was watching a comedy show for free. Later, the style changed, and they seemed to have casually started showing off their wealth. gEoRYb

“Have you bought any souvenirs over here?” Papa Tong asked Tong Yi.

“I bought a big doll. It’s quite big and difficult to bring back.” Tong Yi was probably talking about Doraemon.

“Is that considered a souvenir?”

“Perhaps.” 0voQkz

“Why don’t I ask my assistant to organize some real estate information? You can buy a house here and treat it as a souvenir. And you can leave your shabby doll over there.”

“No, I want to take it back,” Tong Yi replied. He was quite stubborn about Doraemon.

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“Then you don’t want a house?”

“I think this hotel is pretty nice. Why don’t you buy it for me?” BwReZc

“Okay, I’ll ask them if they’ll sell it.”

Mi Le was stunned and went to Tong Yi’s side, asking: “Do you have many houses?”

“There should be quite a few…” Tong Yi seemed unable to remember exactly how many there were. He turned his head and asked Papa Tong: “Dad, how many houses do I have?”

Papa Tong was sending a message to ask, so he responded impatiently: “How can I remember that crap?” qMk D2

“Can you look up how many properties you have under your name?” Tong Yi turned his head and asked Mi Le.

“It should be possible to check, but I’m not sure about the specifics.”

“My other houses have probably fallen into desolation like haunted houses.” Tong Yi suddenly realized that he really had many houses that weren’t lived in and couldn’t help but feel a bit worried.

If it weren’t mentioned, he wouldn’t even remember it. 5VanmT

“Why buy so many houses?” Mi Le was very puzzled.

“My dad is a naïve money bag. He loses whatever he invests, and whatever business he does falls through. He’s only supported by those few mines. We’re always saving for the future, afraid that one day our family will run out of money. That way, we will have a place to live and a means of escape. We don’t lose much in houses. Without realizing it, he bought a lot and made a lot of money, and he can’t even calculate how many he has.” After Tong Yi finished explaining, he was still searching for ways to check his own properties.

“Er… the mines have kept you guys going for so long?”

“Isn’t it so? Every year, we donate a lot, but we still haven’t donated everything yet. Instead, we have more and more. My dad and I don’t even know how much money our family really has.” uAkGcN

Mi Le remained silent for a long time. He kept feeling like it was a miracle that the father and son hadn’t been cheated of their money yet.

At this time, Papa Tong asked Mi Le: “I thought you were smart as soon as I saw you. Why don’t you come to our house and help see how we should spend our money?”

This was a sincere invitation, inviting Mi Le to come to their home and spend money.

It was so plain and simple. 2K5eZp

Mi Le quickly smiled and refused: “No, I’m not good at this either.”

Papa Tong smiled and didn’t say anything more. As soon as the food was delivered, Papa Tong was called away to eat again.

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This time, the content of the conversation during the meal was: buying the hotel.

Mi Le watched as Papa Tong left. Tong Yi had already sat at the table and started eating. lj5Qbq

“Come, come, come eat your chicken feed.” Tong Yi started to pick things out for Mi Le.

Mi Le still sat across from Tong Yi. He was silent for a while before asking: “He’s really buying it?”

“I don’t know. Either way, not long after he buys it, he’ll forget about it. It’s all left to someone else to manage,” Tong Yi said nonchalantly.

What a peculiar family. hN2JR3

*

Mi Le had another dream that night.

As soon as Tong Yi appeared, it was the apocalypse. A major earthquake occurred, and many houses collapsed.

Tong Yi stood next to Mi Le. Looking at the turbulent world, he was completely dumbfounded, as though he didn’t expect such a grand situation in this dream. Had Mi Le gone to watch 2012? DcZFny

Mi Le looked at Tong Yi and said: “What do we do? Your family has no means of escape. All the houses have collapsed.”

Tong Yi was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing. He understood why Mi Le had such a dream.

However, he didn’t seem to care and replied: “So I have nothing left now, only you. You can’t leave me.”

Mi Le began to ponder whether his dreams were too idealistic, that they would cause a straight man to frequently flirt with him. Imhw9b

He stared at Tong Yi for a while, and he couldn’t resist leaning over and kissing Tong Yi.

Before the two of them could show “even if it’s the end of the world, I still love you,” they heard an abnormal sound.

Tong Yi was tall. He looked out over the wall and immediately said: “Fuck!”

“What’s the matter?” Mi Le asked him. oO9RKM

“A group of zombies are staggering over! This… what should we do?”

Mi Le pulled Tong Yi to find a place to run and reminded Tong Yi: “Don’t get lost, you hear?”

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“The world is full of zombies. How many minutes can we live?” Tong Yi pondered.

“I will never let anyone other than me bite you, not even zombies!” Mi Le turned around and spoke. oiytPj

“The jealousy is quite strong.”

“Why? Do you disagree?”

“No, it’s really exciting!”

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Translator's Note

These are all translations of netizens’ usernames.

Translator's Note

Xiaomi is a phone company.

Translator's Note

If Mi Le were “brothers” with Tong Yi’s father, that would make him Tong Yi’s “uncle,” so Tong Yi is worried about the implications of seniority with this title.

Translator's Note

Literally, Xiangsheng, or crosstalk

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3 comments

  1. Thank you very much for the chapter ❣️❣️

    Tong Yi’s father is wonderful. You will be the couple’s best supporter Laughing a lot at Mi Le’s weird dreams hahahahahhI love this interaction between the two of them and there are always kisses 🥺

  2. “No, it’s really exciting!”

    Haha. Love how Tong Yi is really starting to embrace all the dream scenarios.

  3. I’m guessing the mines aren’t the ones making profit… but actually the houses and hotels that they keep buying…