Chu Nan’s jersey emitted a strong smell of sweat, but it wasn’t his fault. Under the scorching sun, such intense dribbling on the court would make anyone sweat profusely.
Ruan Yan was trapped inside the clothes, feeling both hot and dizzy.
Chu Nan glanced at him and silently let him out, lazily standing in place, scanning the people present. “What are you looking at? Haven’t seen people whispering before?”
No one dared to speak, watching Ruan Yan, who could barely stand, thinking he had been bullied.
Chu Nan didn’t explicitly mention his relationship with Ruan Yan, because there was still the existence of “Ran Yan”.
If he said he kissed Ruan Yan inside the jersey, what if Ruan Yan returned to wearing girls’ clothes? Others might think he was cheating.
Ruan Yan’s face was still somewhat pale, and he had a particular opinion about Chu Nan, who attempted to bully him on campus, saying, “Shouldn’t you be talking quietly on the playground?”
“Occupying public resources,” Ruan Yan concluded.
The classmates gave Ruan Yan a look, signaling him to stop. At Qilin High School, no one should provoke Chu Nan.
Chu Nan snorted coldly, feeling jealous, and said, “Forget about that. You lost, get ready to make test papers for us, especially you, Ruan Tu.”
He was angry with Ruan Yan, deliberately calling him Ruan Tu… as if he couldn’t remember Ruan Yan’s name.
Ruan Yan: …What kind of confusing behavior is this?
Ruan Yan’s eyes turned cold, and he pursed his thin lips, not responding to Chu Nan.
Ju Ping burst into laughter, “Hahaha, hahaha, Ruan Tu, that’s really fitting.”
The icy Ruan Yan, who had just been bullied by Chu Ge inside the jersey and couldn’t resist, now had a cold expression, his white jersey shining brighter than snow, with a touch of annoyance in his eyes. He looked like an angry soft rabbit.
Ju Ping was laughing so hard that tears came out, pointing at Ruan Yan. “Damn, it’s the first time I’ve ever found you a bit cute.”
Ruan Yan’s inner anger couldn’t be described in words anymore. He said in a cold tone, “Do you deserve to find me cute? You scored fifteen in math and twenty-three in English.”
He was definitely a complete academic failure.
Ju Ping’s smile slowly disappeared, feeling provoked. “So what if I got fifteen in math? Just because I got fifteen, I can’t have an aesthetic sense and express my opinion? Ruan Yan, you even remember how many points I scored. Could it be that you like me!”
“Sigh! Who hit me?” Ju Ping was fiercely scolded a couple of times. Chu Nan looked inexplicably angry, his eyes filled with anger. “You haven’t even scored fifty points combined.”
He continued, “Don’t you dare say he’s cute. Say it again and I’ll beat you up.”
Chu Nan was obviously jealous, and the key was that Ju Ping was also single since birth. With more experience as a little brother than in guessing the little thoughts between lovers.
He suddenly realized that Chu Ge hated Ruan Yan, how could he say Ruan Yan was cute?
Ju Ping immediately lied shamelessly, “Even if Ruan Yan is a rabbit, he’s not a cute rabbit, he’s the kind of meat rabbit, most suitable for diving rabbits.”
He added, “Then feed it to Chu Ge.”
Chu Nan showed a smile like spring breeze. Of course, he would eat Ruan Yan, bones and all.
Ruan Yan said, “…You two are sick. If he wants to eat, he needs to have the courage to gnaw.”
He couldn’t be bothered to argue with them about such childish matters. Chu Nan was obviously making trouble with the name. He called himself Chu Nan, which sounds similar to “enduring man”. Ruan Yan could easily retort that a Sagittarius like him had no right to criticize him.
But he found it too childish and boring to say so.
Now, with such a big sun, Chu Nan had had enough. He looked at Ruan Yan’s delicate skin, knowing he hadn’t been beaten by the sun much.
“All right, let’s go back after the game. Ruan Yan, remember to do my test papers for me.”
Ruan Yan walked away without any attachment. After all, Chu Nan called him a soft rabbit.
Ruan Yan was good at biology. This rabbit thing was equivalent to a fast and agile fighter in the animal world. Chu Nan used “soft rabbit” to insult him, not only saying he was fast, but also implying he was soft.
A man couldn’t bear such an insult.
Chu Nan glanced at Ruan Yan secretly. He thought the rabbit was quite cute, really suitable for Ruan Yan.
Not having learned anything made him almost single for life.
Chu Nan was unhappy with how fast Ruan Yan walked away. After a moment of thought, he took off his jersey and tossed it to Ruan Yan. His upper body looked strong and powerful. He threw the jersey to Ruan Yan. “Ruan Yan, wash it for me.”
Ruan Yan caught the falling clothes from the sky, his face looking as ugly as it could be. “Why should I?”
Chu Nan suddenly stopped smiling frivolously and said in a deep voice, “Because I’m the school bully. I want you to wash it, so you wash it. If you were Yan Yan, I’d wash it for you.”
He almost explicitly said: If you mess with me again, I’ll bully you. You turn back, and I’ll spoil you.
A straight male high school student’s silly love story had no technique to speak of.
Just like people’s first love, naive and ignorant, relying solely on a heart full of courage.
Ruan Yan had never even washed his own clothes, let alone washed someone else’s. He held Chu Nan’s clothes, ready to throw them away. A classmate handed him a phone with a forum on it: “818 People Who Have Been Beaten by Chu Nan Over the Years”.
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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Everybody knows, it’s seduction.
Chu Nan’s mouth went dry, really wanting to go over and pull Ruan Yan, telling him not to quench his thirst with longing. He was such a big person right in front of him.
Ruan Yan’s moist lips slightly parted, and Chu Nan’s eyes deepened. He wouldn’t want to kiss that piece of clothing, right?
Come and kiss me instead.
Ruan Yan’s cold face wrinkled slightly, and he made a small gagging sound, covering his mouth. “So sweaty, and it stinks.”
Chu Nan: … Cold water poured on his head, as expected.
Ruan Yan was doing it on purpose. Chu Nan made him unhappy, so he made Chu Nan unhappy too.
He raised his head, his cold gaze looking at Chu Nan. “Really stinks.”
Damn!
Chu Nan felt both heartache and a bit embarrassed. He said heavily, “The laundry detergent you used counts as mine, I’ll pay you back.”
Ruan Yan took the clothes back and casually placed Chu Nan’s clothes on the table.
Chu Nan’s jersey was bought with “appropriated funds” from home, a global limited edition with only fifty pieces. It was also Chu Nan’s understanding of Ruan Yan that made him know he couldn’t possibly wash his own clothes properly, definitely just water wash, so he offered to pay for the laundry detergent.
Su Xue came in from outside and saw Chu Nan’s clothes at a glance.
In order to fit into the circle of Qilin High School, she had memorized quite a few luxury brands and limited editions.
This was Chu Nan’s jersey, the only one in the school.
Su Xue’s eyes lit up. “Ruan Yan, is this Chu Nan’s clothes?”
“Yeah.” Ruan Yan raised his head and saw Su Xue’s blushing face.
…Really? Getting shy just by seeing a jersey?
Ruan Yan felt a bit stifled, but he suppressed it. “Do you want to help him wash it?”
Su Xue was surprised. “…Sure, Ruan Yan, you’re such a good person.”
She had a pretty good impression of Ruan Yan. Although he was a bit flirty, he was quite gentlemanly, understanding, and accommodating.
Ruan Yan still remembered his villainous supporting male character task and nodded, “Serving you is my honor.”
Su Xue happily walked away.
Ruan Yan attended a class in the classroom, feeling like there was nothing interesting to listen to. After class, he went out.
He went to the restroom, but there were always people looking at him surreptitiously along the way, so he went to make a phone call.
Ruan Yan lowered his eyes. He was familiar with this routine. It was like when he was being reported on his whereabouts by Chu Nan’s lackeys before.
Ruan Yan secretly stayed alert, slipped the phone into his pocket, and quietly turned on the recording function.
He planned to go home after using the restroom.
Chu Nan was already waiting for him in the restroom, a cigarette in his mouth, borrowed from Ju Ping at the last minute.
He only smoked these few days when he was annoyed, usually he didn’t smoke at all.
“Ruan Yan, just happened to be using the restroom.”
Chu Nan deliberately exhaled smoke in front of Ruan Yan. There was one time before when he just found out about Ruan Yan’s identity and was so annoyed that he smoked a cigarette. Ruan Yan caught him and ridiculed him for a while.
Ruan Yan didn’t like him smoking.
But now Chu Nan just had to smoke to show him.
Ruan Yan’s gaze did linger on Chu Nan’s cigarette for a moment, he really disliked it, so he unconsciously retorted, “What a coincidence, I thought you never used the restroom.”
Chu Nan: …
Wasn’t this like cursing him for being full of shit?
Chu Nan laughed angrily, his tall figure approaching Ruan Yan. “Now you know? ”
The smell of smoke on him drifted into Ruan Yan’s nose, and it could only be described as unpleasant. Ruan Yan couldn’t stand it anymore. “Can you smoke farther away from me?”
Chu Nan said, “No.”
He took out a stack of test papers from his pocket. “Take a look at the papers you’ll be helping me with, and you have to do each one ten times.”
Ruan Yan took a look, and there were red crosses all over the papers. This should be a quiz, so no answer sheets were used.
Ruan Yan felt a chill. “Why did you make so many mistakes?”
He was getting annoyed. “Stop smoking.”
Seeing there was a chance, Chu Nan said, “If you ask me to stop, I won’t. Now what’s our relationship?”
Ruan Yan: …
He dryly replied, “Classmates.”
“Heh.” Chu Nan’s expression turned fierce, and he was so angry that he exhaled a smoke ring at Ruan Yan. Ruan Yan was suddenly choked and stepped back, but Chu Nan grabbed his waist and kicked open a restroom cubicle, pulling Ruan Yan inside.
“I’m the school bully, classmates are for bullying, wives are for cherishing.” Chu Nan pressed Ruan Yan against the wall.
Ruan Yan remained silent for a moment. Since he transmigrated, he had been pressed against the wall by Chu Nan several times.
Was this a hobby for the male leads in current romance novels?
Ruan Yan even specifically searched for the online novels in this world and found that many authors liked to write in their blurbs: “The male lead pinning the female lead against the wall, kissing her.”
Ruan Yan: …When in Rome, do as the Romans do. He could go back immediately anyway.
Perhaps seeing Ruan Yan’s silence, Chu Nan asked, “Why aren’t you talking?”
Ruan Yan said dryly, “Even if you and my other personality were just brothers before. Chu Nan, what you just said seems a bit out of line.”
Chu Nan raised an eyebrow. “Yes, you heard right.”
“If it was before, we could just be brothers, but not now. You always reject me, I don’t feel secure. After much thought, having you as my wife seems safer.” Chu Nan said.
He wasn’t always going to back down.
Chu Nan’s words were really scummy.
Originally, it was brotherly love, but to vent, he wanted him to be his wife.
“Ruan Yan, did you hear that? Now I’ll smoke if I want to, and I won’t study if I don’t want to. I’m just a school bully.” Chu Nan had already started to pinch Ruan Yan’s waist, and Ruan Yan’s eyelids twitched. He suspected he was about to be kissed.
Pinned against the wall again.
Ruan Yan was on guard all over his body. “Stop studying, and I’ll just have to tell your dad.”
There was a hint of a smile in his peach blossom eyes, and he took out his phone. “Chu Nan, you didn’t expect this, did you? I recorded it. If I tell Uncle Chu that you smoke and don’t study, do you know what will happen?”
Chu Nan: …
He forgot!
Ruan Yan was a recording expert!
He had fallen for this trick several times.
Chu Nan laughed angrily, “Love recording so much?”
“Yes, in the name of justice…” Before Ruan Yan could finish the word, Chu Nan pressed him down and kissed him. Chu Nan had just been smoking, and there was still a hint of smoke in his mouth. His fingers held the cigarette, but he could still firmly hold Ruan Yan with one hand.
“Record more, record the sound of you being kissed too, and congratulate my dad in advance for finding a daughter-in-law.”
Ruan Yan couldn’t catch his breath and was about to kick Chu Nan, but there was a sound from inside the restroom.
Someone came in.
“This exam is too hard this time. Xu Old Man isn’t a good guy.”
“Isn’t that right? Now even when I go to the bathroom, I think of him as the toilet.”
…
Ruan Yan is very scared now. If he is found being intimate with Chu Nan in the bathroom, and if this matter spreads, his mission will completely collapse.
Fortunately, he has been intimate with Chu Nan many times before, and Chu Nan always remains silent during those moments.
Chu Nan sees Ruan Yan’s nervousness, and he… is not pleased.
No man wants his lover to treat him as if they want to completely sever ties.
Yes, lover.
In Chu Nan’s heart, he and Ruan Yan are lovers. When Ruan Yan fell off the horse, he didn’t suggest breaking up, and even though Ruan Yan wanted to break up, he didn’t agree.
Who would cuddle and kiss their bro and play a simulated girlfriend game?
If he were really that bored, why not find Ju Ping?
Seeing Ruan Yan’s nervousness, Chu Nan changes his posture from tightly embracing him just now and takes the initiative to loosen his grip. At first, Ruan Yan thinks it’s a good thing.
However, the smell of smoke from Chu Nan overwhelms him, and Chu Nan doesn’t even take a breath when kissing him, almost causing Ruan Yan to cough uncontrollably.
“Cough…” Ruan Yan had just been kissed, so his voice now sounds… indescribable.
The two boys discussing suddenly fall silent, and Ruan Yan is too scared to cough.
But such a thing can’t be endured no matter what.
At a critical moment, Ruan Yan’s inner werewolf program automatically activates. He is so scared that he doesn’t dare to step back, nor does he dare to part his lips from Chu Nan’s, pressing them directly against Chu Nan’s.
…This way, he won’t cough.
It’s like driving a car; some people get carsick as passengers, but when driving due to nervousness, they don’t. Ruan Yan got choked up by a strong smoke smell, but when he felt nervous during a kiss, he didn’t get choked up.
Chu Nan: …Feeling good.
He smiles at Ruan Yan. Before, he avoided him like the plague, but now why is he kissing him so actively?
But this isn’t enough.
Chu Nan covers Ruan Yan’s mouth with his hand to prevent him from coughing, simultaneously taking another puff of smoke.
He wants to blow smoke rings into Yan Yan’s mouth. This way, Yan Yan will definitely cling to him with all his might.
Ruan Yan completely sees through Chu Nan’s intentions and shakes his head desperately.
Pretending not to notice, Chu Nan is about to go ahead with his plan when Ruan Yan, afraid of being choked to death, says, “Don’t…”
Very softly.
Chu Nan retracts his hand, and Ruan Yan becomes even more afraid, saying, “…Please don’t.”
The long-lost plea makes Chu Nan momentarily stunned.
Thinking that Chu Nan still wanted to blow smoke rings down his throat, he panics, “Please don’t, please don’t.”
“Please don’t, or you’re not human.”
Chu Nan: …His fingers tremble slightly.
At this moment, he realizes he’s acting absurdly. If he blows smoke rings, Yan Yan will choke.
Sometimes he wants to tease Yan Yan so badly, make him cry, and he finds himself terrifyingly cruel.
Chu Nan disperses the smoke rings and decisively crushes the cigarette in his hand.
The two boys in the bathroom hear a noise and come over, knocking on the door, “Hey, is someone in there?”
Ruan Yan panics and starts looking for any possible way out.
This is his special talent; every time he’s in a tight spot, he can find a way out, no matter how high the window is.
Chu Nan: …
“Don’t bother looking. Aren’t you afraid of falling into the toilet pit?”
Even though it’s actually a toilet here.
His voice is filled with hostility, “Can’t even watch an animation in peace. If you disturb me, do you want me to put on a live show for you?”
“…It’s Chu Nan.”
“Chu-ge, sorry, we didn’t know it was you. We’ll leave now, right away.”
The two unlucky boys quickly leave.
Only then does Chu Nan look at Ruan Yan, “What do you have to say now? Your other personality disappeared, and you’re still going ‘please don’t’?”
Ruan Yan: …
He has no expression on his face, feeling heavy inside, “Chu Nan, I can’t hide it from you anymore. I’m a ‘please don’t’ monster. I’m insecure and dare not tell anyone, always hiding.”
Chu Nan: …
He looks at Ruan Yan as if saying, “I see through your act,” and teases, “Is that so? Does being a ‘please don’t’ monster mean you’re addicted to saying ‘please don’t’ and you’re very good at it? Say a few more ‘please don’t’s, let’s hear.”
Ruan Yan: …
Chu Nan adopts a bullying demeanor, “If you don’t say ‘please don’t,’ I’ll beat you up.”
Author’s note: Updated, goodnight. Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or provided nourishment~
This feels like lover-to-enemy…