Ning Yiheng has made a lot of progress compared to the last time. At least this time, he didn’t have a drop left.
He scared my parents terribly. After a while of disarray, I, who had already seen this scene, calmly carried Ning Yiheng back to my bedroom.
Compared with other houses in the village, our single-story house occupies a fairly large area, but there are many people in the family.
My brother and sister-in-law occupy one room and my parents, one room. Gan Yao and his meimei, Jing Jing, have to live in a separate room since they’re not young— There was really no other empty room at home, so only my bedroom could still be occupied.
I originally proposed to let Ning Yiheng sleep in my bedroom. I went to squeeze in with Gan Yao, but this kid severely refused, saying I would interfere with his video with his girlfriend.
He thought I was in the way. I don’t want to hear him and his girlfriend being lovey-dovey!
My mother also disapproved of letting Ning Yiheng sleep in my bedroom alone. He was drunk and needed someone to take care of him, so I could only take care of him.
Ning Yiheng has always been quite obedient after drinking. He lay flat on the bed and slept quietly, while I sat idly by the bed.
Suddenly, I recalled the meaningful look my mother gave me after learning that Ning Yiheng was going to sleep in my bedroom.
It was better to live in a muddle between family members, there was no need to be too clear about it.
I decided not to think about what she was implying.
It was just after nine o’clock, and it was still early. My Dage never returned my message. He was probably busy going home for the Chinese New Year.
I was so bored that I clicked on the software on the mobile phone to control the camera.
I haven’t seen Mimi all day today, and I don’t know how Mimi, a cat, was doing at home.
Just at this time, Mimi was doing parkour in my bedroom.
It can also play very vigorously at home as a cat by itself. It leaped onto my desk, raised its paws, and got rid of all the bottles and cans on the desktop to the ground.
Me: …
I hurriedly turned the camera to look at the floor. I only saw a mess of things all over the place, bitten data cables, earphones broken in two, and a few unknown objects that couldn’t be seen with how they were. I kept zooming in on the picture, and I faintly saw the corpses of a few bugs.
Sure enough, Mimi was happier when I wasn’t at home, and it completely let go of its nature.
Just as I was staring intently at the things on the floor and trying to identify them, Mimi’s furry head suddenly occupied the entire screen.
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Fortunately, I deliberately installed the camera very firmly at the time, otherwise, the monitoring would have to be pushed down by Mimi.
Hehe, the kitten was so cute and so curious about the camera.
I just giggled while watching Mimi hit the camera for half an hour.
Mimi was so persistent, and so was I. The camera quality was so good.
I never tire of watching Mimi being seduced by the rotating camera, and I can’t wait to go back to B City immediately and hold it in my arms.
At the same time, a pair of powerful palms suddenly grabbed my waist. Before I could react, I was directly dragged down and pressed heavily on Ning Yiheng.
I realized that the hands belonged to Ning Yiheng. After I fell on him, his arms tightly wrapped around my waist and I couldn’t even struggle free.
Mimi lost interest in the camera and jumped out of the closet. I couldn’t continue to observe its movements.
I rested my head on Ning Yiheng’s shoulder and listened to him gasp heavily.
Ning Yiheng was obviously not sober yet, and the pronunciation of every word he said was sticky together, “…You’re so cute.”
I was dumbfounded.
Even if boss was delirious, he couldn’t sexually harass his employees at this time.
Fortunately, boss met me while he was drunk. If he met someone else to make a big deal about this, Li Xiaoming’s violent temper would have to pinch his balls.
Just thinking about the bloody scene, my lower body also became cold.
For the rest of Ning Yiheng’s second half of his life and the happiness of his lower body, I can only endure and say, “Boss, I don’t know who you think of me, but don’t do this to others. It’s immoral.”
Of course, I know that the object of Ning Yiheng’s fantasy was unsurprisingly Li Xiaoming, but I didn’t make the words clear. My words were full of euphemistic hints, so as to leave Ning Yiheng with enough dignity.
When he wakes up, he would realize that I didn’t care about his drunken gaffe at all and even handed him a step down with high EQ.
In case he couldn’t hear it, I added, “That… Except for Li Xiaoming.”
Wuwu, I’m so moved. Where can you find such a good employee like me?
I’m a person who is prone to let my imagination run wild.
When I think about the possibility of Li Xiaoming crushing Ning Yiheng’s balls, I can’t help but fantasize about the scene of Li Xiaoming’s rage after Ning Yiheng made a mistake.
I believe boss is a loyal and good man, but in case he is fed alcoholic beverages by someone with ulterior motives…
The result was unimaginable.
According to the plot in the novels, it should be where the protagonist misunderstood that his lover fell in love with someone else, but in fact, it was his lover who was looking for a stand-in for the protagonist.
Under the wrong circumstances, he started the melodramatic sadomasochism that you love me, I love him, and he doesn’t love me…
The three views were incorrect, but I like it.
Ning Yiheng: ?
Ning Yiheng was a person who would be quite silly after getting drunk. He would say whatever was on his mind, “Why is Li Xiaoming an exception?”
My mind was full of dog-blooded serials, and the more I think about it, the more excited I am. I even want to write it down immediately and use it as material for fanfiction in the future.
There are too many things on my mind, and dealing with Ning Yiheng’s words will inevitably become perfunctory. I said without even thinking about it. “Because Li Xiaoming can pinch balls.”
Ning Yiheng: ???
“No— Wait, I mean chicken eggs, yes, chicken eggs.” I found myself saying stupid things in front of my boss again, and I couldn’t wait to slap myself. I made things up in panic by saying, “Li Xiaoming is very good at cracking eggs. He can beat eggs into a heart shape or a round shape…”
Ning Yiheng frowned and said, “What did you mention Li Xiaoming for?”
My brain short-circuited and I stumbled to answer, “Because Li Xiaoming can beat eggs…”
Ning Yiheng: …
Ning Yiheng didn’t seem to be clear-headed yet, so I asked him seriously, “Boss, do you know who I am?”
Ning Yiheng was obviously very unhappy. He wrapped his arms around me, got up, pressed me under him, and said viciously, “You’re Li Xiaoming, and I’m also Li Xiaoming. We’re all him. Are you satisfied?”
Damn ah, my boss has gone crazy with alcohol.
He was really thinking about Li Xiaoming, so much so that he started to get confused.
I pulled out my pressed hand and pushed his lower abdomen.
F*ck, Ning Yiheng’s abs are so comfortable to touch, making people jealous and envious.
I couldn’t help but take the opportunity to touch a few more back and forth.
This isn’t taking advantage of somebody, this is just a straight man’s longing for muscles.
“Don’t touch it,” Ning Yiheng said stuffily, “I’m afraid I can’t control it…”
I realized that I was a lot like sexually harassing a gay and Ning Yiheng was good-tempered and endured not to beat me. I was afraid of annoying him, so I immediately withdrew my hand.
Is this the power of meat muscles?
Boss, for the sake of me working so hard for your love, don’t hit me…
Ning Yiheng said, “You… Li Xiaoming…”
Boss, it’s okay to think of me as Li Xiaoming, I will convey what you want to say to Li Xiaoming for you!
I imitated Li Xiaoming’s tone and said, “I’m here.”
Ning Yiheng fell on my shoulder and fell asleep.
Author’s Note:
Giving Ning a song, “What Kind of Man” By Jay Chou.
Handsome CEOs in dog blood texts had already put their disobedient shous to sleep in such a way, while the Handsome CEO in this hilarious text can only suffer from the dumbness and let his wife set him up to fall in love with others.
ps: I haven’t thought about some details of the setting in the nephew’s book, and I haven’t thought about the copywriting. You can click on the author to collect it.
I usually write a long article and a short article. The next short article will be about Xiaoming la, so the story of the eldest nephew may not start until a long time later, so there is no hurry.
Oh my! I love reading his convoluted thought process! It always cracks me up!
I am revising my estimate from wedding to 10th anniversary before he realises that they are both in love with eachother and not Li Xiaoming 😄
Straight man muscle envy, honestly 🙄😏
Gotta touch them! It’s so comfortable! 😳🫣
THE comfiest. Might have to snuggle up to them too just to test the bounciness compared to the pillow.
Lmfao 😂
How often do you just have to take a break and walk away for a bit while translating this? 😆
I’d probably take a looot of breaks, I have issues handling second hand embarrassment or cringe.
That’s a good point! I would too!
Hahaha quite a lot!
It’s either I laughed so hard or feel secondhand embarrassment/cringe 😆
So much going on 😂
Ikr? 😂 wheezing
I’m li xiaoming, you’re li xiaoming, we’re all him 😂😂😂
We’re all him 😂
Thank You for the chapter ( ∩ˇωˇ∩)♡
I’m dying!
Thank you for your work on this chapter.