The Zombie Emperor's Domesticated CatCh1 - Reborn as a Fluff

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Fang He was woken up by the freezing temperature of the rain. He moved his body with difficulty, feeling that his body did not have much strength. He struggled to open his eyes, only to see a huge dark round thing, which did not seem to be the place where he fought the mutant zombies alone. Fang He blinked his arduous eyes, feeling that the surroundings under the rain curtain seemed a bit wrong? 0eRnKl

After looking more carefully, Fang He was stunned. This seemed to be an open-air parking lot, except for the visual angle which was not quite right, it was exactly the scene he had seen when he was a child. After thirteen years of apocalypse, this memory was so distant that he could barely remember it.

But he recognized what was in front of him. This black thing was a tire, just how could there be such a giant tire?

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Fang He tried hard to stand up under the rain, but the weird sensation of his limbs made him look down. Looking at the small furry paws soaked in the water, Fang He’s thoughts paused for a while.

Fang He didn’t have time to figure out the situation, when the surrounding rain suddenly stopped, followed by his body abruptly being suspended in the air. He was picked up from the back of his neck, and a warm finger pressed on his chest. After a while, a low voice rang out, “Being soaked like this and actually not dying?” Riv8YE

Then, Fang He saw a pair of dim glasses and a tall nose. But before he could even see the whole face of this person, the car door next to him was opened, and the person broke open a tissue box and stuffed Fang He inside.

Although the paper tissues quickly absorbed a lot of water from Fang He’s body, Fang He was still cold. Fortunately, after this person got in the car, he turned on the heater. This way, Fang He successfully avoided a tragic ending of freezing to death just after being killed by the zombies.

Fang He gathered his cold body to ascertain speechlessly that he was actually lucky enough to come back from the dead. Sadly, he became a weak, furry little animal, which was actually not even as big as a tissue box. A hamster? A chinchilla? Squirrel? Fang He moved his paws with difficulty, and when he saw the delicate plum-shaped pink soft pads, and the retractable barbs on his paws, he was certain that he might have become a kitten now!

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Fang He saved up his strength and slowly poked his head out of the tissue box, staring at the person driving with a pair of light green eyes.

This man was handsome, but really cold as hell.

His faint thin lips were tightly pursed, looking somewhat inhumanly cold. Compared to those thin lips, the sharp eyes behind those glasses were just like knives.

Fang He was taken aback, did the warm fingertip that just pressed on his chest really belong to this person? JUPO5Z

At first glance, he looked like a bad person. Fang He curled back into the tissue box and felt tangled. He was very spineless and temporarily gave up the idea of ​​pleasing him. If this bad person threw him back into the rain, his weak body wouldn’t be able to handle it and he would surely die. It would be safer to wait for this person to send him away. The man did not seem to be someone who will keep a pet, ah. Fang He scratched the tissue box sadly.

While driving, Li Zhen glanced at the wet kitten, it was cowering while it was sticking out its small head from the tissue box. Its green eyes stared at him, its cat claws grasped the edge of the box, and even its small tail was poking out, looking completely alert. Li Zhen thought that if it weren’t for the kitten being drenched like that, its fur would be completely puffed up by now.

The corners of Li Zhen’s mouth moved slightly, hooking up into a smile, but the kitten suddenly shrunk back as if frightened. Li Zhen’s barely visible smile slowly vanished. Because of his profession and the fact that he took on many cases each day, he naturally had to touch many corpses of victims. Perhaps this was the reason why he was never liked by small animals, especially those with higher intelligence who were even afraid of him.

Probably in the eyes of these small animals, the blood of justice was just as bloody. Taking advantage of the red light at the intersection, Li Zhen glanced at the kitten that had shrunk itself into the tissue box and stayed there without moving. Forget it, he was not destined to be able to keep a pet. When the weather cleared up, he would send it to the pet shop. Q0ESNT

Fang He curled up in the tissue box for a long time, and finally fell asleep exhausted.

Waking up again with a start, Fang He opened his eyes and saw the man pressing his hind legs. He was using surgical scissors to cut the short hair on his hind legs, and then pierced a long needle into his hind paws! Fang He reflexively began to struggle fiercely, but he was wrapped in a towel. Moreover, the hand pressing his hind leg was so big that Fang He couldn’t move even if he was pressed lightly.

Half a syringe of something was injected into his body. Fang He was in a trance for a while, and his damp tail slightly jerked up, the strange feeling made Fang He dumbfounded, and then his head was also rubbed. Fang He fell in a daze. This was no longer the laboratory that studied virus antibodies, and the seemingly indifferent person in front of him even comforted him!

After calming the frightened kitten, Li Zhen found a bottle of alcohol, rubbed the kitten’s whole body quickly, and then put him into the warm water. Li Zhen was surprised that except for the initial struggle, the kitten even cooperated with him and let him rub it. When the kitten was carried out from the warm water, Li Zhen hurriedly wrapped it with a towel, found a hair dryer, and turned on a small wind to dry the kitten’s short fur. Kp0c7t

The blow-dried kitten was unexpectedly handsome. Its head and its back fur was black, the soft belly and limbs were white, and there was a small piece of white fur in the middle of its head, and then lined with a pair of green cat eyes, Li Zhen slightly raised an eyebrow.

Finally comfortable, Fang He’s stomach growled uncontrollably. He raised his paws to touch his stomach uncomfortably, then Fang He looked at Li Zhen with some eagerness.

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Li Zhen was instantly conquered by the kitten’s dazzling green eyes. He stretched out his hand and stroked the kitten’s back, straight from the head to the tip of its small tail. His hand was too big and the kitten was obviously too small, not enough to do a handful of stroking. The soft and warm touch of the short-furred kitten made Li Zhen sigh in his heart, this would be more comfortable if he raised him big and fat, but after looking at the kitten’s furry body that generally avoided him, the idea on Li Zhen’s mind that just sprouted was once again put on hold.

Fang He, who was touched by the tiger, felt that his whole cat was not good. No one had been this close to him for more than ten years. This strange feeling made Fang He’s fur stand up, and the sharp barbs of his claws pressed against the table were stretched out nervously.

After being on guard for a while, Fang He then saw the seemingly indifferent person turn towards the refrigerator. Fang He sat on the table honestly, his tail flicked unconsciously, and his green eyes stared intently at the man opening the refrigerator. Fang He felt his stomach growl even louder.

There must be nothing in Li Zhen’s house for cats to eat. After all, he has never had a pet. He rummaged through the refrigerator and only found a few packets of dried fish with honey which he bought when his older sister lived here. His older sister’s mouth was particularly picky during her pregnancy, and everything had to be carefully selected. The taste of the dried fish wasn’t heavy, but it tasted good. It was estimated that the kitten would like it.

However, when Li Zhen looked back at the kitten’s small body, he frowned slightly, then took out his mobile phone to check. Obviously, it wasn’t suitable for such a kitten less than two months old to eat dried fish directly. cNIUiy

Li Zhen frowned and put away his phone. He then carried the packet of dried fish around in the kitchen, and finally took the dried fish apart and threw it into the food processor, directly turning it into fish floss.

He found a plate and put the fish floss in, and when he looked back, the kitten had been rubbing the edge of the table, tilting his head while staring at him…with the plate in his hand, Li Zhen let out a chuckle, and stretched out his hand to scratch the cat’s chin.

Fang He, who stared at the plate, naturally did not see Li Zhen’s smile, and he did not even notice Li Zhen’s laugh, but the hand on his chin made Fang He tremble. He held back his instinct of greeting that hand with his cat claws and backed away slightly. For the sake of fish, he would endure this kind of teasing!

Li Zhen put away his smile, and handed over the plate containing the homemade fish floss. Wxou6C

Fang He, who has been drooling for a long time, originally wanted to be reserved, but the taste of fish floss stimulated his taste buds. Fang He rushed over, reaching into the plate with his mouth open and started eating. Fang He almost burst into tears. He made a purring sound while eating Fang He, who had never eaten fish during his 13 years in the apocalypse, couldn’t wait to swallow his tongue. Life as a human was not as good as a cat’s life. Fang He’s little entanglement about being reborn as a cat disappeared under this delicious plate of fish floss.

Translator's Note


正义的血腥也一样是血腥 – /Zhèngyì de xuèxīng yě yīyàng shì xuèxīng/
Li Zhen’s current profession is a forensic doctor. Although he helped solve crimes, being exposed with corpses everyday, he smelled almost like blood, coupled with his cold expressionless face and sharp eyes, many little and cute animals were afraid of him.

Translator's Note


虎摸 – /Hǔ mō/
tiger touch- cute way of saying stroking… Gently rubbing with fingers. ys64aJ

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Translator's Note


料理机 – /Liàolǐ jī/
food processor is a household appliance that integrates the functions of beating soy milk, grinding dry powder, squeezing juice, minced meat, shaved ice, etc.

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