(Two in one) “No, just thinking how much you must admire His Excellency the Commander.”
…
Lu Liran patted Ke Ji’s shoulder, then pointed to a pile of rocks in the distance, and said dryly: “Go over there and look, maybe there is water.”
The reconnaissance map in his eyes showed that the rock pile had once been a river as well.
In this desert area, the river system is particularly rich, so rich even that Lu Liran was a little surprised.
Although there were many rivers in the past, they cannot match the reality that they were completely dry now.
Lu Liran and Ke Ji approached the rock pile, and saw clusters of yellow-green shrubs growing around the rock group, about the height of a person’s calf.
Lu Liran’s eyes lit up, and he became excited immediately. He strode over, broke off a handful of green shrubs, and signaled to the audience in the live broadcast room: “This thing is called desert sugarcane, and its leaves and stems have a lot of water, just chew the stems directly like me and squeeze out the juice. ”
He grabbed a handful and sucked the juice inside, moistening his throat quickly.
Ke Ji imitated Lu Liran, and also had a handful to chew. The slightly astringent juice squeezed pitifully into his throat, making his burning throat feel much more comfortable and refreshed.
There are a lot of desert sugarcane near the rock pile, but even if they suck all the little juice in the surrounding grass, it won’t help. What Lu Liran wanted is what’s under the grass.
“This place used to be a river, but unlike before, it’s full of desert sugarcane, and usually green shrubs like this don’t take root too deep, which means that just on the shallow surface, there may be the water we’ve longed for.” Lu Liran spoke very fast.
When he was commenting on the live broadcast room, Ke Ji was already digging out the soil.
Seeing this, Lu Liran got down on the ground without saying a word and dug together.
He moved his hands quickly and neatly, and within a few strokes, the sand became wet and dark.
But this time, it was different from before, Lu Liran could clearly feel the water in the sand in his hand, that feeling of abundance, as if he could squeeze out the water with a little squeeze.
The joy in Lu Liran’s eyes became more obvious, and he suddenly raised his head to look at Ke Ji. The two looked at each other tacitly, and they both saw hope in each other.
Digging further down, the sand became hard because of the humidity. Lu Liran changed into his dagger, then forcefully stabbed down twice. Suddenly, a trickle of water emerges from the tip of the dagger.
Lu Liran paused, and quickly dug the hole bigger.
The water column visible to the naked eye slowly fills the sand pit dug out by the two of them. This was the first time Lu Liran and Ke Ji have seen so much water since they entered the desert for so long.
“This is running water, you can drink it.”
Lu Liran couldn’t help splashing a little water on his face with his hands, because he could feel his skin scorching hot after being exposed to the sun for a long time, and he immediately felt refreshed by the cold running water.
Although it was running water, Lu Liran didn’t immediately lie down to drink it.
“In the desert, even if it’s running water, it’s best to do some basic purification to ensure that the water you drink will not cause physical discomfort to the greatest extent.” Lu Liran explained, “I once met a group of climbers who used unclean natural water in the wild, which caused vomiting and diarrhea. They were finally rescued to a nearby health center and almost lost their lives.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
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“The grass ball is used to filter some large particles of debris, such as gravel, and the charcoal can absorb the chemical substances and trace elements in the water. Finally, the fabric is equivalent to the last layer of protective filtration, so after several layers of filtration, we can ensure that the water obtained is basically clean.”
As Lu Liran spoke, he took a deep breath, and the cool desert water immediately poured into his mouth. For the first time, he felt that the water was sweet.
“When you start drinking, take small sips and get used to it. If you drink too fast, it will easily lead to vomiting, just like drinking water after a run.” After taking a few sips of water, he handed the ready-made straw to Ke Ji.
Ke Ji took it very naturally, and took a few sips of water from the vest cloth that Lu Liran had sucked just now, feeling like he was alive again.
After the initial adaptation stage, the two drank water much faster, and the audience in the live broadcast room could even clearly hear the sound of water rolling down their throats.
[What’s going on, this is the first time I feel thirsty just watching the anchor drink water]
[The milk tea in my hand is no longer fragrant —— FreeMilkTea gifted the anchor 1x Buddha jumping over the wall]
[Ah, you are indeed a local tyrant, who can afford milk tea QAQ]
[Wait, Brother Lu and Ke Meiren, is this considered an indirect kiss hehehe]
[Hehehe, I’ve wanted to say it a long time ago, and it’s a little bit more astringent than the same glass of water!! Sucking on the same piece of cloth or something]
[And it’s also the vest that Brother Lu’s wearing close to his body, oh!!]
[Kissing area is bigger √]
[The main thing is that the two anchors are so natural that I wonder if my thoughts have gone downhill]
[Old husband and wife√]
After Lu Liran drank enough water with the straw, he filled up the canteen they both carry with them, and sprinkled some charcoal chips into it for sedimentation and filtration.
He then wiped the corner of his mouth, and his steps were much lighter as he got back on the road.
Lu Liran waved the “straw” in his hand towards the drone camera ball, and said with a little smugness and relief between his eyebrows: “A natural straw like this is very useful. In fact, when performing missions, many soldiers will be issued a complete set of basic survival equipment, including a straw. In this way, even if all the weapons on their bodies fail after being shot down by an enemy ship, they can survive with this.”
[It’s already the interstellar era, is there still such a simple straw in the basic survival equipment??]
[I thought at least some high-tech stuff would be needed!!]
[Looking at it this way, our soldiers are a bit poor…]
Lu Liran narrowed his eyes. Seeing that the bullet screen even skewed to see if His Excellency the Commander had withheld the welfare of the soldiers, his eyes darkened.
Skimping soldiers, this unwarranted label is simply a greatest insult to the superior officer.
“I suggest that some people know how to make good use of the engine search function, and don’t make some mentally retaded jokes in my live broadcast room.” Lu Liran said.
Ke Ji raised his eyebrows unexpectedly when he heard his words, this familiar sarcasm, this familiar lethality.
He turned his head to look at Lu Liran, and saw the man’s serious face, pursing his lower lip in obvious displeasure.
“The purpose of the basic survival equipment that the army distributes to soldiers is to maximize the protection of soldiers in harsh environments and increase the probability of survival. Even His Excellency the Commander particularly emphasized that survival equipment should be carried with you, not stored in the terminal.” Lu Liran said coldly.
Ke Ji was surprised for a moment, it seemed that the topic was brought up to him?
He has indeed emphasized that, after all, it is an extreme life-saving equipment as a last resort, in case the enemy eliminates all energy sources and the terminal cannot be used, then these most basic and oldest equipment become their bargaining chips for survival.
Ke Ji was a little curious about what was being discussed in the live broadcast room, and the atmosphere became so serious.
“No matter how violently and rapidly the technology develops, any high-tech derivatives are strongly dependent on certain external conditions and energy sources. Once separated, they are just a pile of useless scrap iron.” Lu Liran’s voice was extremely cold.
The corners of his mouth twitched, and he continued: “Especially in such a wilderness uninhabited area, which has not been explored by human beings, no one knows where the magnetic field is, or the stellar magnetic field—— the nemesis of electronic products is enough to kill most high-tech products.”
“Nature can survive thousands of years of human beings’ barbaric pioneering. Those frightening No man’s lands have been preserved, and naturally they have their secrets and horrors.”
“The simpler the equipment, the more often it becomes the key to survival. The only difference lies in whether you can make good use of them.” As Lu Liran spoke, a trace of disdain and sarcasm flashed across his eyes, “If you attribute your lack of ability to the insufficient equipment allocated by His Excellency the Commander, that is incompetence, and it will ruined His Excellency Commander’s intention and consideration towards his soldiers.”
Ke Ji blinked slowly, wow.
His Excellency the Commander himself blushed in embarrassment in front of Lu Liran: Praising me so much, it’s embarrassing.
The live broadcast room became lively because of Lu Liran’s words. After all, very few anchors would be so merciless to their audience.
[Fuck, the anchor is so good]
[Sarcasm to the max, hahaha, I want to know if that person is still there]
[After listening and listening, I suddenly found out, Brother Lu’s focus is actually only the last half of the sentence! Brother Lu is actually His Excellency the Commander’s only fan!]
[Seemed to be…just now, Brother Lu just got angry because of some slobbering bb about the commander just now?]
[+1, I watched Brother Lu’s live broadcast so many times, this is the first time I saw Brother Lu get angry]
[Although Brother Lu’s means of survival are relatively brutal, but think about it, our Brother Lu really has a good temper??]
[ Good temper…these three words really can’t be connected with this vicious anchor]
[No, he’s really good-tempered, patient with Omega (Ke Meiren), responsive to fans’ requests, and decisive and dying painlessly when it comes to food]
[That’s right, and Brother Lu’s survivability is so strong, his hands-on ability is max, his self-care ability is max, he is careful, he can take care of others, and when he is serious about building a nest, he is really manly, he is the most suitable to live with Alpha right?]
[Seconded]
[Given that Brother Lu has always had a good record of not making mistakes, I believe whatever Brother Lu says! His Excellency the Commander’s good intention must be like this!]
Lu Liran didn’t watch the live broadcast room anymore, and he didn’t know that the audience in the live broadcast room jumped from the brief commander topic to the anchor Top ten suitable to live with IKEA Alpha.
He only felt that, after finishing in one breath, his chest was clear, and even if he spent a little extra precious saliva, it was worth it.
No one can hack His Excellency the Commander. Humph 一︿一
“What are you looking at?” Lu Liran noticed Ke Ji’s gaze from the corner of his eye, he turned his head to look over and raised his brows high. A rhetorical question sounded extremely unpleasant, and the air was accompanied by the faint smell of bitter agave that the other party’s mood fluctuated.
“No, I think you must admire His Excellency the Commander very much.” Ke Ji said, the small man in his heart kicked his legs proudly and happily.
The author has something to say:
I didn’t expect so many comments and encouragement yesterday, I was really surprised and grateful QAQ Thank you for your encouragement, I have read all the comments!!
Resurrection in site.jpg! Suggestions have also been received, I will work hard, qmq
There will be a second update today, which will drop at 6:00 pm, and it will be the previous deep water plus more thanks -3-
And thank you for your messages of encouragement yesterday, I will work hard and make another update! This plus will probably drop tomorrow~ that is, these two days
There will be thousands of drops! [Continued with chicken blood myself]
[author thanking readers for gifts one by one…]
Thank you very much bosses qmq!!
Sunnyshies: Hahaha, I’m fine now. Though my throat still hurts, I’m back jumping around again, hahaha 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜 And I’m happy, I finally know where to find survival GIFs…hahaha…I don’t need to look blindly in google!
Btw, this author is one of the most hard working and diligent author I’ve ever seen. It’s just that the theme she’s writing aren’t that popular. Currently the author is writing a novel about football…although I like the author, I’m not interested in football, so I haven’t read it. But I saw the author’s calendar and she never misses a day.
Please support the author!
Thanks for the update!!!
Finally able to consume something sweet and refreshing in the wild ! Lol
Thank you for the update
That moment when you’re talking up your hero but don’t know they’re standing right behind you and heard everything. I know it’s going to take a long time, but I really can’t wait to see Lu Liran’s reaction when he discovers that his idle has been travelling with him all this time. And not only that, but his idle is his cub’s other dad.
I have a feeling ke ji knows or highly suspects that Lu Liran is who he is looking for.
+1 if he don’t this man gotta be either as stupid as heck or he’s completely blinded by the sun 💀
So many embarrassing moments of realization ahead… hahahaha! Thanks for the update 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣
There are really fans out there who like just one (understandable) person of a group but hates the rest? Tf? Why hate? Just ignore them? >__>°
They found water :3
Thx for the ch ٩(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )و A good thing that you’re fit again :3
i think maybe bc the other fans won’t shut up about the other group members and everywhere the only fan goes to talk about their idol, there are only ppl talking up the other group members, so the only fan gradually grows to hate the other group members for always taking up (what they think is) their idol’s rightful limelight. just like when you go into a fandom to look for fics about a certain character or otp but the vast majority only wants to talk about characters or ships you don’t care about… lol
Being a fan sounds damn exhausting lolol
I think the reason why they’re so enthusiastic abt writing is because the topics they’re writing abt is personal, and as they said, something they do for their enjoyment…
Thanks for the translation! Lol our ML seems to have fully caught on now, but will the fact that he seems like an alpha screw with the analysis again?
Ah, I’m glad people spoke up and supported the author.
Lol, Brother Lu and his affection XD
It makes it more hilarious that he can’t remember the ML’s face kekeke
Haha ke ji is so cute. Loved the small man in his heart