(Two in one) “No, just thinking how much you must admire His Excellency the Commander.”
…
Facing the body of the scorpion in front of his eyes, the corner of Ke Ji’s mouth twitched, and he shook his head slowly but firmly.
“In a place like the desert, even such a small biological supply cannot be wasted. Maybe the last step to get you out of the desert will come from it.” Lu Liran raised his eyebrows, patiently persuading the Omega, who politely declined, in front of him, ah no, teaching him earnestly.
Ke Ji: “…you found this, I can’t steal it from you. And it’s so small, it’s not enough for two people.”
Lu Liran “tsk tsk” twice: “Excuses. What a picky and delicate Omega.”
[Pfft, it you, Brother Lu, you’re the one who’s not too picky!! You can put anything in your mouth!!]
[I didn’t expect that sister-in-law could not escape the fate of eating insects after changing the copy of the map]
[Brother Lu’s love is too heavy, most people can’t bear it XD]
Lu Liran didn’t force him anymore, but just said: “Then this one belongs to me first, and the next thing we find belongs to you, so it’s even.”
“We don’t need to talk about owing or not with each other.” Ke Ji said immediately, not holding out much hope for the next edible thing Teacher Lu found.
Lu Liran “Tsk”: “Our relationship is not so close.”
Ke Ji: “…”
[Hey, Brother Lu is so arrogant!]
[They have already slept together for a few nights, and they’re still not close yet!]
[Sister-in-law just doesn’t want to eat the food Brother Lu found, hahahaha, his dislike is almost written all over his face]
Lu Liran put the body of the scorpion in his mouth, and the camera ball flew over silently, taking a close-up shot of him chewing.
The fluorescent blue scorpion carapace was bitten open, making a crisp cracking sound.
Lu Liran frowned slightly, he then stuffed the whole thing into his mouth, and chewed with some difficulty.
The carapace of the Salba scorpion is very hard, like chewing glass. The odor was slightly reduced after the head was removed, but overall, it tasted like stale cheese covered in glass crumbs and sand.
[Crisp and crispy chicken flavor]
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
[Damn it, did you really eat the scorpion raw?!! I thought the anchor was just talking!]
[Respect, the anchor is really a ruthless person—— LovetoEatCorn gifted the anchor 1x Top Wagu Beef]
[Upstairs, look at the new comer who was shocked ah, haha XD]
[There’s really no joy or anger when Brother Lu eats anything, salute—— Waitingforthewindontheclouds gifted the anchor 1x Sukiyaki Pot]
[It doesn’t seem that bad?]
[Anchor describes it!]
Oe Olgjc mtfkfv obg j ibcu alwf yfobgf rkjiibklcu la. Lf ogbkcfv jcv qeiifv bea j rwjii mijk ogbw tlr wbeat. Ktf mijk jirb tbbxfv atf afcvfg oifrt bc atf lccfg kjii bo tlr wbeat.
Efjiis, la cfnfg ifa ub.
[Fuck, help, it looks so painful]
[Why is it still hooking on the flesh? Didn’t you already cut off the head, but it could still move?!]
[Learn about nerve reflex]
Ktf yeiifa rmgffcr lc atf ilnf ygbjvmjra gbbw jii rklqfv bnfg jujlc lc jwjhfwfca, wbgf bg ifrr tjnlcu jc lwwfgrlnf offilcu.
The Salba scorpion’s rough taste with its fluid and carapace was really indescribable. When he swallowed, he could clearly feel a foreign object passing through his throat. Lu Liran had to control his imagination, not to think about whether it was another claw of the Salba Emerald Scorpion.
“It’s not as bad as you imagine.” Lu Liran said, even though he said so, he still couldn’t help but “pei pei” to the side twice, spitting out the strange taste left in his mouth.
[Brother Lu’s performance is really not convincing at all, ah]
[I haven’t seen you for a few days, Brother Lu’s description of food is poor again]
[Sure enough, Ke Meiren is still needed to promote and guide me]
[Ke Meiren: Thank you for the invitation, I won’t do it]
“Although it’s not as good as eating a whole snake meat, it’s more or less a breakfast.” Lu Liran said.
He picked up his backpack, and before leaving, he went back to the bonfire that was set up the night before. He pointed to the charcoal that had been burnt black, knelt down and wiped it with his fingers, calling for Ke Ji to come over.
Ke Ji squatted beside Lu Liran in a daze but obediently. Before he could ask, the man smeared on his face one by one from left to right, not even saving his left and right eyelids and the side of his nose.
Ke Ji: “…?”
At first glance, he looks like he came out of a coal mine.
The good-looking young man suddenly became a bumpkin.
Lu Liran saw that he had applied it evenly, so he did not patch it up further.
He then smeared it on his face and explained: “We have to walk in the desert all day today. At noon, the sunlight in the desert will become extremely harsh. Walking under the desert will burn your eyes and damage the cornea in less than a few hours. The degree of pain is no less than that of glass poking into the eyeball, and it can even lead to blindness in severe cases.”
“Coating these two areas with charcoal reduces reflections and protects the eyes from light damage.” Lu Liran said, “Just like the lines painted on the faces of some nomads and indigenous people, those decorative and identity-symbol lines actually evolved from the perspective of these practical uses.”
[Take notes well, every details]
[Ah? Going blind just by walking for hours? This sounds exaggerated]
[+1 Anyway, I don’t believe it]
[Brother Lu is right, believe it or not. I received a patient in the emergency room a few years ago. His eyes were burned by the sun while sunbathing on the beach. He fell asleep after a day in the sun and then something happened]
[Fuck? I don’t dare to bask in the sun anymore ah]
[Strange but useful little knowledge added]
Ke Ji understood Lu Liran’s concerns, but the problem was, he silently took out his goggles and waved them in front of Lu Liran.
Lu Liran: “…”
Ke Ji: “…”
Everyone in the live broadcast room: “…”
[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, fuck! I forgot that Ke Meiren is not as poor as Brother Lu]
[Even if Ke Meiren is fully armed, he was still smeared black by Brother Lu in a daze, 23333]
Lu Liran looked away in embarrassment, and whispered: “You didn’t tell me earlier, wasting my charcoal.”
As he spoke, he took out all the charcoal from the bonfire and put it in a grass ball to take away.
“Charcoal is a good thing. It’s a natural purifier. If we can find a pool of water, we can drink it more safely with charcoal filtration.” Lu Liran explained, “In the wild, you must remember to maximize the use of all materials at hand.”
[Learned!]
[Okay Brother Lu! Noted! —— ZhuaZhua gifted the anchor 200x rice grains]
Lu Liran took his things and set off with Ke Ji.
They walked all the way to the northwest. To the northwest is the Teller Mountains. The closer to the Teller Mountains, the closer to the hinterland of the desert, and the richer the signs of life.
The drone camera ball rose to a height of several dozen meters to take overhead shots of the endless desert under the prevailing north wind and rolled out spectacular waves of sand.
Lu Liran and Ke Ji are like two inconspicuous black dots. Compared with the vast desert, they suddenly feel a sense of vulnerability without resistance.
“Our initial altitude was about 1,500 meters. Going northwest, the altitude gradually decreased. The lower the altitude, the closer to sea level, the greater the possibility of finding water.” Lu Liran said. The entire desert is distributed in the north-south direction, with the terrain protruding in the middle, and the northwest and south are directions where the altitude gradually decreases.
Since they set out in the morning, they have already walked through a dry river bed, but they still haven’t dug water, so they can only moisten their lips in the old way.
“Human instinct would desire to lick the lips to moisten them at this point, but it doesn’t help in the slightest.” Lu Liran said.
They had already drunk the last drop of water half an hour ago, and their lips were a little white and chapped right now.
“Saliva contains an enzyme that will remain on the lips after the water evaporates, aggravating the dryness of the lips, which in turn leads to more and more dryness the more you lick.”
“If you can’t help but keep licking your lips, the bacteria in your saliva may be brought into the gap and cause infection.” Lu Liran said, “So no matter how much you want to lick your lips, hold back.”
[I can’t help it…watching Brother Lu’s live broadcast, I subconsciously lick my lips, help]
[+1, my lips hurts a bit from licking]
[Suddenly, I feel that the warm water in my hands is delicious]
[Brother Lu hold on, wah!]
Sunnyshies: I was supposed to delay update. The weather changed so fast, like day and night in Salba, now I feel symptoms of cold. My throat hurts, my head feels heavy and my body is weak and sore…so I plan to sleep early at night. But then, I was woken up by the heat and thirst…sigh~
Actually, I felt like this series was pitting me…when I was tling the Arlok arc, it was cold season here, in which the northeast wind was prevaling…at least 18-25 * Celsius. Hey this is already very cold, I’ll be wearing jacket shivering with cold at 20*. And then just this month, the temperature suddenly rose, from 24* to 35* C…sheesh~ and it feels like it rose overnight…there wasn’t even a buffer time…Ah, just in time to feel brother Lu’s hot and cold desert….So I was wondering, if I reached the third arc, the inhabited island, I wonder if I’m going to be showered with typhoon…cause you know, what’s disaster people always met in an island, its a typhoon!, and if I’m not mistaken, typhoon month in our country is like in June or something…and with my tling speed, I’m just right on schedule!
Well, let’s just see…but according to weather forecast, this year will be super hot, like 35-38* C hot…
Beautiful sand dunes in the Sahara desert at MoroccoBeautiful sand dunes in the Sahara desert at Morocco[/caption]
Translator-san is so dedicated to his work that he feels the environment of the characters as much as possible😆😅
Be glad you have 20°C, i’m still at Arlock with max. 10°C to -2°C – Well at least its springtime Arlock
Thanks for the Chapter
😍❤
That’s dedication xD
Thank you for the chapters !
We’re coming out of summer here in Australia, so I’m doing a reverse of the novel. It’s currently 13°C here, though it is early morning so things will warm up as the day goes on.
LMFAO WASTING HIS CHARCOAL
That just about had me rolling!
+1 I can’t believe Ke Meiran is so evil as to waste his charcoals!!! Must be some sort of revenge for all the exotic foods he ate… But to be fair he missed the practical experience himself tsk, tsk, tsk so impatient Ke Meiran…
Hope you’re feeling better Sunny! Don’t let Lu-Ge pit you in real life!
Thanks for the translation in arduous climes! 🤣❤️🤣❤️🤣
+1 I subconsciously lick my lips…. damn xD
I just hope that the summer this year will not be so hot. But with the development over the last few years… I guess it’ll stay a pipe dream ;__;
Thx for the ch (ㅅ˘ㅂ˘) And get well soon :3
Ahh, it’s 12:44am here, and 24C, bless. Brother Lu’s recipes… 🦂
It’s 6:38 pm and 27°C here.
I feel like the translator-nim is also from the same country as me 😅 it’s already july and the typhoon season started around late may to early june, but before that it was really sunny and hot, even the evenings are dry and hot. The ber months are a little cold because of the consecutive typhoons and rains then comes the summer season where just sitting in the shade can drench you in sweat just like coming out of the shower that I had to take several baths to live my day comfortably but the laundry’s a problem after with all that.
I really didn’t need to see the image of eating scorpion…. But thanks to translator sama for the effort(╥﹏╥)