Gu Bai leaned against the bed and patiently explained to a certain person that you couldn’t die from being stuffed with two birdies and that some young people even liked it. Qi Le looked at him with a pure and innocent face, “…Really?”
Gu Bai didn’t answer. The hand hanging by his side was clenched tightly and the veins on his forehead had popped out. He was silent for a moment and pointed to the computer. “Can you turn this thing off first?”
The one that he liked was close at hand, what they were discussing now was so impure, and the thing playing before their eyes was also so impure. He thought it was a miracle that he could stop himself from pouncing on him, which was already his limit.
Qi Le suddenly remembered that Gu Bai was gay. He quickly closed the video, looked at him, and asked tentatively, “Did you get hard from watching this?”
Gu Bai raised his eyebrows slightly, his voice somewhat low, “What do you think?”
Qi Le didn’t know if it was his illusion or the effect from the lighting but he felt that Gu Bai’s eyes were different than usual – they were heavy with some unknown emotion and deep with danger. It seemed that if he wasn’t careful, he would sink into them. He looked especially sexy like this. Even the air around them became a little ambiguous. He couldn’t help slowly shifting to the side, pretending to be calm as he asked, “How should I know?”
Gu Bai knew that he might be scared, so he tried his best to adjust his mood and said impassively, “Even if I really want to do something, I wouldn’t look for you.”
Qi Le felt that he made sense so he was silent for a moment before he couldn’t help asking, “Who would you look for?”
It wasn’t easy for Qi Le to take the initiative to ask ah… Gu Bai was in a good mood, staring at him as he explained, “I’m not like Ning Xiao who is happy with just sex but not love, get it?”
Qi Le nodded and praised, “You’re much better than him.”
“So what else is there for you to be afraid of?” Gu Bai continued to stare at him. “Don’t worry, so far, I’ve only ever wanted Xiao Le.”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
Qi Le froze, then felt his chest tighten. He nestled in bed silently, not saying a word.
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Qi Le pursed his lips and whispered, “How do I know what’s normal…”
Stopping in place, Gu Bai said, “Next time you see something abnormal, why don’t you just turn it off or delete it?”
Qi Le thought for a moment and guiltily said, “I can’t, I’m too curious…”
That was true… Gu Bai glanced at the video and felt that this wasn’t the way to go. What should he do if Xiao Le was scared or caught on some weird fetish? He thought for a moment and suggested, “Why don’t you get someone to pick out the abnormal ones and put them aside, and then watch them when you feel like you can accept it?” He stood still, thinking to himself that Xiao Le had such a good choice in front of him. So why was he hesitating?
Qi Le looked at the computer, struggled for a moment, stretched out his hand and clenched his fist. “No, I’ll keep them myself. I want to see how far they can go.”
Gu Bai, “…”
Gu Bai suddenly remembered a phrase – curiosity killed the cat, and that situation was right before him.
Qi Le was shocked to see two birdies in one hole and thought that it was enough for today. He turned off his computer and said goodnight to Gu Bai. He was ready to go to bed when his cellphone rang suddenly. He took a look and found that it was an unknown number. He pressed the answer key, “Hello? Who is this?”
“Zheng Xiaoyuan! Yes!” From the other end shouted Yi Hang.
Qi Le shivered at once. Looking at the time, he guessed that they should have already done it. He hesitantly asked, “…Are you alright now? Did he disable you?”
Yi Hang continued to cry out, “No! I’m fine!”
“…” Qi Le said, “That’s impossible. You sound overexcited. What’s the matter?”
“I’m telling you, I desperately resisted him, then resisted him again, bit him a few times, resisted him again and again and again…”
“That’s enough, skip the process,” Qi Le interrupted with black lines all over his face. “Just say the result, thank you!”
“Oh, the result was, I told him very seriously and expressionlessly that I don’t like him.”
Qi Le responded after a moment’s silence, “… He didn’t beat you?”
“No,” said Yi Hang in a fearful voice. “Then, he went out. He said that he wanted to ask his friends something. He hasn’t come back yet. What do you think he wants to ask?”
“With his way of thinking… who knows what he’ll ask,” Qi Le pursed his lips. “You’re still in his house? Why didn’t you run? “
“…No, I don’t think it’s a good idea to always run away, so I called you. Do you have any ideas?”
Fuck! How is Laozi supposed to understand how he thinks. Qi Le remained silent for a long time before he instructed, “How about this, keep your momentum and take the courage to discuss with him. Don’t flinch. You’ll succeed.”
“…Really?”
“I think so,” Qi Le said. “Since you don’t want to run, you can only do this now.”
“Mmm… okay then, if I succeed, I’ll treat you to a meal!”
“Yes, keep it up!” Qi Le encouraged. “Remember that the important thing is momentum. Mmm… that’s it then, I’m hanging up.” He put away his cell phone, looked at Gu Bai who had appeared at the door again God knows when and described the matter briefly. “What do you think Lu Yanbin asked? What to do with someone who doesn’t like me?”
Gu Bai thought for a moment and answered, “In fact, the question isn’t important, what matters is what advice his friends give him.”
Qi Le, “……”
Fuck, Erquan you’re so smart!
Gu Bai looked at his silly expression and couldn’t wait to pounce on him. He wanted to caress him and incidentally do a little impure stuff. He tried his best to control himself and patiently added, “Go to sleep then.”
Qi Le nodded, stretched out his hand to turn off the lights, and soon fell asleep.
On the other end, Yi Hang hung up the call and waited for a certain someone with full confidence. The person didn’t come back until midnight and he was carrying a black plastic bag in his hand. He looked surprised and was about to ask when he saw that he had brought over the bag of condoms he had bought before. Yi Hang was suddenly frightened and tried to shrink to the corner, watching him with a trembling heart.
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P.S. I noticed from the comments in the last chapter that some of you are uncomfortable with dubcon so I want to put this out there. As far as I remember, QL and GB’s intimacy is consensual whereas the other two side couples have a somewhat dubcon relationship. If this bothers you, you’re welcome to drop the novel because there will be smut in the future chapters. Personally, it depends on the novel for me so I completely understand how this can be a put-off. ❤
It’s fiction, and just a fantasy from the author, so if there’s readers who are triggered, it’s likely the author doesn’t condone dubcon or noncon IRL. I agree with the translator that those who are triggered (or had a bad experience) shouldn’t be reading this for their own mental health.
Thanks for continuing to translate this novel! 😊✨
Wait there’s going to to be smut??!!? 👍👍👍👍👍😏
question is: how detailed will be smut~? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
thanks for the chapter~
Thank you for the update! It is OK, QL… You don’t need to worry about birdies, just one.
I’m fine with reading this. And yeah, those who have trouble tolerating the dub-con shouldn’t force themselves.
But point is, there’s gonna be smut?! Yass! xD
Thanks for the chapter! 🙂
To be honest, I feel uncomfortable when Im reading those scenes between Yi Hang and Lu Yanbin, but I will keep reading because Im curious about the history between the MC and ML although I will probably skip the dubcon.
Me too. I don’t like that LYB would force someone who doesn’t like him, especially when he knows it’s not the same guy and that this new guy is NOT gay. That’s just horrible – man or woman.
Nod nod
Thanks for the warning~ personally i found those two hilarious
I can’t believe there’s gonna be smut! So happy!
For me i found YH abd Mr. Elites relationship as hilarious. Im excited for the smut!!
Thank you for the update!
The answer to whatever question Lu Yanbin must be “just fuck him anyway”. Poor Yi Hang. Lighting up candles for your inevitable fate. Thanks for the translation.
I’m waiting for the smut part lol
Este YH… ¿Por qué le pregunta todo a QL?… se que es idiota, me da risa pero me molesta su falta de decisión propia.
Por otra parte aunque me causa curiosidad en la pareja YH y élite, no me agrada uno se está forzando sobre el otro, el otro es un idiota que es incapaz de vivir o pensar por sí mismo y además, de decirle que no quiere a la otra parte…
Pero como me estoy muriendo de la risa y la curiosidad seguiré adelante.
Ohh🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
I love this ….. funny and enjoyable smut no prob i’m all ok with it 🤤😍😇
Hahaha the momentum went “poofff” into “seduction” 😂