This World Has Gone CrazyCh25.1 - Night Attack (Part 1)

After they returned to the apartment to rest, Yi Hang plunged half of his body into the closet and said, “Fuck! Aren’t you rich! Look at the brand of these clothes. Just one of these can buy me a car full of potato chips… Where are your pajamas?”

“I don’t know, it should be in there. Look again,” Qi Le sat on his bed, looking at the closet, that was messy to begin with, becoming even messier. He helplessly watched on, “If you can’t find it, don’t bother with pajamas. Just sleep like that. We’re both men anyways, what are you afraid of?” p5lAs9

Yi Hang was slightly surprised at that. He got up and turned around. “Yes, you aren’t that bastard. I don’t need to guard against you.”

Qi Le looked at him sympathetically, thinking to himself, you’re really such an idiot. If he made up his mind to fuck you, it would be useless even if you wore more pants. He raised his chin at him and ordered, “Fix the mess.”

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Yi Hang took a look at the messy closet and obediently went to work. When he was almost done tidying up, Ye Shuichuan came out of the bathroom. He and Qi Le took turns to take a shower and got ready to sleep.

“Don’t sleep yet,” Ye Shuichuan brought a cup of water. “Here, drink, and obediently lie down after that. If you dare go crazy, I’ll send you to a mental hospital.” PsaZ0I

Yi Hang silently took the cup, drank it all under his watchful gaze, then lay down quietly without saying a word. Ye Shuichuan quietly looked on, only leaving after he felt assured. Qi Le listened to the click sound from the door, looked down at a certain someone and asked hesitantly, “Tell me, if you drink too much of this… would you get your period too?”

“You got your period! Your whole family got their periods!” Yi Hang looked at him resentfully and gnashed his teeth. “It’s all your fault. If you hadn’t given me a pack of motherwort, I wouldn’t have fallen to this point!”

“Be content,” Qi Le sounded particularly calm. “You should be thankful that this is the case. If you take other drugs, you’ll suffer more and have problems sooner or later.” He stiffened slightly, “Just think about it, if I said at the time that you not only liked to drink motherwort, but also like to use sanitary napkins…”

Yi Hang, “=口=”

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Yi Hang suddenly turned over and went to sleep, his face ashen. This man was too horrible!

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“It’s just an illusion, go to sleep.”

“…Oh.” vF7uVo

Ye Shuichuan drifted out of the bedroom, huffing and puffing as he stood at the door with displeasure. “Who is it? What are you doing up at this time?!”

“It’s me, Gu Bai.”

Ye Shuichuan was surprised. When he opened the door, he saw that it was really him. Then, he saw the person beside him. He knew what was going on at once and pointed to the bedroom over there. “He’s inside.”

Without saying anything, Mr. Elite strode in and turned on the light. Yi Hang opened his eyes in a daze. Upon seeing who it was, he went crazy. “Mummy-” He tried hard to shrink himself to the corner of the bed. “This isn’t real, ahhh!” RQTUxa

“Fuck!” Qi Le got up in a rage. “What’s all this fucking noise! If you dare make any more noise, Laozi will chop you up…” He spoke halfway and suddenly saw the few additional people. He shut up at once and threw Yi Hang a sympathetic look.

Mr. Elite was also looking at a certain idiot. The man was wearing his own strawberry-patterned boxer briefs. Aside from that, he didn’t have anything else on. His eyes deepened at once but he calmly stretched out his hand. “Be good, come here.”

Yi Hang shook his head fiercely. “No, no, no! Just leave. I’ve decided to stay here. I’ll find a job tomorrow and be self-reliant…”

“I have your ID card. How are you going to look for a job?” Mr. Elite looked at him. “Stop it, come here.” SCjrQd

Yi Hang continued to shrink back. “Worse comes to worst, I’ll go to the construction site and lift bricks…”

“I have a way to make them reject you.”

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“…” Yi Hang muttered in a low voice, “You piece of shit.”

“Hmm?” vUrM7q

“No, nothing…”

“Be good, come here.”

Yi Hang looked at him and tried to shuffle in the opposite direction. “Did you buy that pile of condoms?”

“I bought them all.” uXbkPh

Yi Hang immediately withdrew and froze. Qi Le clearly heard what he said, the corners of his lips twitching. Once again, Mr. Elite proved that he really wasn’t an average person. Fucking hell, his wife ran away and he could still buy condoms without a change in his facial expression.

Mr. Elite calmly stared at the man for a while, strode forward, pulled him over under his horrified gaze and clasped him in his arms. His voice was gentle, “Go home with me.”

“I don’t… Mmm..”

Mr. Elite didn’t bother waiting for him to finish. He pinched Yi Hang’s chin and kissed him, the tip of his tongue unceremoniously sliding in and stirring him up temptingly. In the end, he withdrew and coaxed, “Let’s go. Go home.” 60MaBS

“No… Mmm…”

Mr. Elite withdrew from his lips again and wiped the saliva on his lips. “Let’s go.”

“No, don’t you… Mmm…”

Mr. Elite licked Yi Hang’s lips and stared at him calmly and steadily. kM7UVa

Yi Hang opened his mouth and opened it again, tears streaming down his face. Damn it! He won’t even let him say anything. Were there any laws left?!

 

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P.S. We’ve reached another goal on ko-fi. I’ll release two extra chapters tomorrow! :blobkissblush:

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

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29 comments

  1. I. LOVE. THIS! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you so much for translating this series. 😍

  2. I really don’t know how to feel about Yi Hang. It’s hilarious and creepy at the same time. He’s about to be raped… maybe… I don’t know. Thank you for the translation!

    • I feel the same way. I never really like the elite I’m the first place bc of that. He has no right to treat yi hang as his possession.

  3. Yi Hang, resign yourself to your fate as a wife XD thanks for the chapter!!

    • No don’t go home yet we miss you! You only appear like 2 chapter I didn’t laugh enough hahaha

  4. I have mixed feeling about Yi Hang. I dont know if i should pity him or laugh at him Mr. Elite sure was not simple.

    Thank you for the update!

      • Disturbing is a good word for it. We’re all supposed to laugh it off but it’s not good.

        But it seems like all the gay guys in this book so far just shrug these things off. Total blasé attitude about original ZXY being beaten by XN. They shrug at Baby Face getting mixed up with him, too. They seem like they care when QL “slit his wrists” but used the moment to spread rumors during and after. Like none of these people have redeeming qualities.

        I suspect Gu Bai is going to be like Mr Elite and force himself on QL.

        😐

  5. These two gongs…are both black. Really impressed. Did they both take the course “How to bend your crush in 10 easy steps”?

    Really curious if Mr Tibetan Monk also has a gong. Maybe the hospital is under the protection of a fujoshi god who likes to grant the wishes of poor, lonely, black-hearted gongs

    • That’s exactly what I’ve been wondering this whole time!
      Everything that’s been happening with the body changes and whatnot are too weird. But if even that class prez monk also gets a gong, it would make perfect sense that this is the work of a matchmaking fujoshi god! xD

      • I’m dying that makes so much sense. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀👻

  6. Hahahah this is really funny. thanks for the update

  7. I petition the obsessed psych doctor to be the Taoist monk’s gong 😂😂😂

  8. Darn, I choked with my ice-cream lmao. Love Mr. Elite x Yi Hang couple sooo much (=♡ᆽ♡=)

  9. Yi Hang, my poor child. Just give in. 😂 you’ll be living in luxury for life! Think of all the potato chips and games!!

    Seriously, Mr.Elite seems to really like this clueless helpless cute Yi Hang. I do too. So damn cute!

  10. Yi Hang is the ephitome of it is easier to be said than done lol. He savagely said to Qi Le to just be with Gu Bai since Gu Bai is too good. Don’t he saw how good is Mr Elite is himself?😂

  11. Yi Hang and Mr Elite were funny at the beginning. But now it’s just really creepy and forceful. It’s total coercion. He’s holding Yi Hang’s id/info hostage until he gets to rape him. That’s……not what we all signed up for. 😐

  12. Does this mean to say that if you are not very intelligent you deserve to be forced, kidnapped and raped??? Pretty disturbing, it wasn’t funny before and it’s less funny now. I don’t understand why everyone is ok with this situation! Mr elite is trash.

  13. See i told u, Yi Hang and Mr Elite is the story of wife chasing, while Gu Bai and Qi Le story is Gu Bai having a one sided crush for the straight as ruler Qi Le, Ye Shuichuan has not found his love yet while the scum gong is the scum gong pestering the new ‘XY’ lol