This World Has Gone CrazyCh24.1 - Looking for My Wife (Part 1)

The bar wasn’t open yet so the sudden addition of a stranger was very conspicuous. Ye Shuichuan looked up and rushed over to pull them apart. He stared at a certain someone coldly. “Our Xiaoyuan is finally behaving normal these past few days. What are you doing here?!”

Qi Le, “……” pbul8Q

Yi Hang, “=口=”

Tranny suddenly realized something as he sized him up. “I was just saying that you look familiar. Alas, you look so good but… What a shame.”

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Yi Hang trembled uncontrollably. “Say whatever you want. I have something urgent to discuss with him…”

Ye Shuichuan looked at him coldly. “How long have you known each other? What matters could you have with him?!” CZY3Tk

“I really have something to tell him.” Yi Hang pitifully looked at Qi Le. “Say something.”

Qi Le regained his senses. “, go do your thing. Let me have a chat with him.”

“No. He can tell us now, or else I’ll be worried”

Qi Le explained, “It’s because he and his man are having some difficulties. He wants my opinion.”

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“Were you referring to your man when you said someone wanted to burst your chrysanthemum?” Naturally, Tranny, who had been sitting there the whole time, had heard Yi Hang’s loud outburst when he first entered. He seemed to recall something, “On the day you were discharged from the hospital, the hottie you called ‘darling’ is your man?”

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“Mmm, that’s him.”

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Yi Hang choked back his tears. “I would like to know that as well…”

Ye Shuichuan coldly harrumphed. “This just shows that you clearly have a problem!”

Yi Hang, “…” aCg0Xc

Qi Le added in a timely manner. “Okay, okay, . Go do your thing. We’ll talk here. Nothing bad will happen.”

Ye Shuichuan thought that what he said was true, so he nodded and left. But as soon as he took two steps, he suddenly turned around and asked, “Did you drink motherwort today?”

“…” Yi Hang answered, “Yes… yes…”

“That’s good.” With this, Ye Shuichuan finally felt assured. axyNev

Qi Le brought Yi Hang to the sofa and sat down. He stared at him curiously, “He hasn’t burst your chrysanthemum yet?! How did you survive this whole time?”

“He didn’t want to force me. After that, I started playing games, watching cartoons and eating potato chips.”

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When Qi Le was hospitalized, they had chatted before and Qi Le knew that this man was a geek. His lips twitched slightly. “This is how you’ve been living? Aren’t you nearly thirty? Why didn’t you look for a job?”

“I brought it up but that bastard said that I used to work in his company. He told me to rest for a few days before I go back so I happily enjoyed myself. Then, I found out that he was looking at my personal information… He was looking at my personal information!” IlWm05

Qi Le was puzzled. “What’s wrong with that?”

“Get this straight.” Yi Hang cried, with a horrified expression, “Not the personal information about this body, but my own!”

Qi Le was shocked at once. “Have you told him the truth?”

“Would I dare say something like that, ever since I went to the psychiatric department and was slapped by him?” Yi Hang lamented. “That’s not all. He didn’t come to the hospital when I was first injured and he didn’t appear until I was sent to the psychiatric department. Do you know why?” dtYMoO

Qi Le arched an eyebrow, “Tell me.”

“Because I’d long been dumped by him, damn it! I was just thinking, how could he have the heart to slap me like that… But the truth is he had nothing to do with me a long time ago. But after I was slapped into listening to him, I asked him how he was related to me and he told me to call him ‘darling.’ And I actually fucking obeyed! Wasn’t that digging my own grave?!”

Qi Le froze, “Then how did he find out about your previous identity?”

“Maybe he heard me when I told those people from the psychiatric department that I switched bodies after I had an accident and went through an operation.” Yi Hang thought for a moment. “Or it could be when I logged into my previous account while playing video games.” GbH301

“…” Qi Le asked, “Are you a retard?”

“You’re the retard! I had a hard time getting to the top level. I just got a rare artifact. How could I throw it away like that?!” Yi Hang looked serious. “But my roommates knew that I was dead and cursed at me for stealing the account on the main server channel. I left a message saying that I was helping my friend fulfil his final wish of reaching the top level. Ai... a lot of people ended up helping me.”

Qi Le, “……”

“The original owner of this body didn’t seem to play any games. Did that bastard suspect me because he saw me playing and discovered how high my level was? Also, I realized that all his friends don’t like me, some of them even specifically looked for me to ask me to stop with the schemes.” Yi Hang really looked like an idiot right now. “Was it because the changes in me were to big?” xiBYWM

“Yeah.” Qi Le thought for a moment before asking, “Besides the last time that he kissed you in the hospital, has he kissed you since?”

Yi Hang’s shoulders drooped in defeat. “He has in the past two days.”

Qi Le guessed that the man was only testing him at the beginning, but later realized that he wasn’t the same person. He really felt that Mr. Elite wasn’t an ordinary person since he could actually accept something so unbelievable. However, since the man was willing to test the waters, it showed that their relationship wasn’t as simple as that of lovers. He raised his eyebrows, “What happened between him and the original owner?”

“I don’t know.” 46IVcg

Qi Le thought to himself that with this idiot’s IQ, even if he wanted to investigate the matter, he didn’t know where to start, so he changed the subject. “How do you know that he wants to burst your chrysanthemum?”

Yi Hang said pitifully, “I finished all my potato chips …”

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“…” Qi Le sighed, “Are these two things related?!”

“Let me finish first.” Yi Hang was heartbroken, “I was out of potato chips so I went with him to the supermarket to get more. I was standing in front of a pile of condoms, looking at something else, when he came over and asked me which one I liked…” xUqvzZ

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27 comments

  1. yi hang bb omg lolololol

    accept ur future husband haha

  2. Potato chips! 🤣🤣🤣 I love this story.

  3. Potato chip flavored, of course. 🥔

  4. Yi hang ah give up lah. You are for sure going to get it, why fight the inevitable. Also, your IQ kind of small you know?

  5. Thanks for the chapter! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  6. Yi Hang, do your best! Mr. Elite sounds like a handful

  7. ahhh, yi hang and Qi Le …why don’t you become good wifeys to your husbands huh? but then again, because of them that makes this story comedic…thanks for the chapter…

  8. hahaha yi hang the only way is no way so just surrender to your hubby, okay?
    and you aks the wrong person haha

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    Laozi will make you run out of potato chips

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  11. Uhm… me muero por saber la historia detrás del original YH y me pregunto, sí Mr Élite conoció al YH actual antes, ahora… está interesado en la persona actual ¿por?

  12. So Mr.Elite really don’t have feelings for the previous owner huh 😂

    Maybe an ex fiance? And ge like this new ‘student’ ahahaha.

    Don’t tell me this guy is from Qi Le’s school as well lmao.

    Wondering what happened to the priest now

    Thanks for the chapter!🍀

  13. Wait…so Mr.Elite is in love with Yi Hang’s real identity?! shooketh

  14. Well, it’s a miracle that Mr.Elite still hasn’t bursted his chrysanthemum. HAHAHAHA

    Isn’t Yi Hang such a cutie? haha

  15. This Yi Hang and his Mr. Elite, Qi Le and Gu Bai, Ye Shuichuan and the one who ended up sleep with him and the scum gong and XY’s (forgot his name lol) if u analyzed their circumstances and perspective were different it’s like a combi of different novels within this novel. Hoping for they’re plot on extras but i guess not? Lmao

  16. I read till I fell asleep last nite. Thanks for chapters so far. I really love this. I wish there was a whole side story about yo hang and his darling too.