The White Cat's Divine Scratching PostCh56 - Secret Method

 

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Translator's Note

From the Tao Te Ching, Chapter 77. Link.

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补 (bǔ) to repair / to patch / to mend / to make up for / to fill (a vacancy) / to supplement.

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牛鞭片(niúbiān piàn ) Made from bull’s penis:

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牛鞭 (niúbiān) bullwhip (penis of a bull/buffalo). Photo. Only click if you’re sure that seeing it won’t make you uncomfortable.

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Bull penis skewers: null.

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缩头

龟 (suō) to withdraw / to pull back / to contract / to shrink. YZmLkc

头 (tóu) head.

龟 (guī) tortoise / turtle.

缩头乌龟 (suō tóu wū guī) Means a person who refuses to face reality or confront a problem.

头龟 Not only means the head of a tortoise or turtle, it is also a way to refer to the glans or penis.

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22 comments

  1. This is like cotton candy level fluff and sweetness uwu

    Also, this is the first time I’ve been this early, it’s amazing! Thank you, Cattails, so much for translating, once again!

    💖

  2. Lord Kitty didn’t hit Mo Tianliao this time!! He’s getting used to being groped, huh. 😂

    Thanks for the chapter!

  3. I was so weirded out during that part about the x slices and skewers and whatnot. And my dumb curiosity made me look at the picture in the link and…. instant regret! 😫 11/10 would not recommend. I never even knew such a thing existed! ><;

    Anyway, this chapter was cute af (as always). We can clearly see that Qingtong has progressed from “perverted disciple!” and giving a good scratching from embarrassment to just stiffening and mumbling a little “idiot” from embarrassment. At this rate, he’ll understand his feelings and accept them in no time! >u<

    And seems like a cure for their predicament is dual cultivation hhhh, hard to say if it will actually happen or not or if they’ll use the other method.

    In any case, Xuanji Zhenren is so cuuteee. I also love how Qingtong turns into his cat form and jumps and tumbles around whenever there’s someone close in an animal form. It’s adorable asf

    (Also, since this has gotten long enough already, tyvm to everyone who gives ko-fis, the translator and anyone else who helps bring us all these chapters <3)

    Thanks for the chapter! 🙂

  4. lololol Lord Kitty is too lazy to listen or think. “As long as MTL is here I don’t need to know.” Perfectly spoiled rotten, good job MTL pfft~ xD

    Thx for the bonus ch (≧▽≦)/

  5. Lord kitty is really spoiled!! And so much fluff😍😍😍

    Thank you so much for the chapter!(๑´>᎑<)~❤

  6. Aaaaa so cuteeeeee!!! Its so fun seeing them be sweet and cuddly to each other and progressing their relationship!!❤️❤️❤️

    This chapter has so many 🍆 references 😂😂😂 this gives a whole lot of literal meanings to “Eat a/your d🍆ck” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 It was so funny to imagine an ugly ass wooden phallus smacking MTL in the face 😂

  7. Waaaa another extra Thanks cattails-san and hobi_wan~

    Haha Lord Kitteh please admit you love your scratching post/carpenter hahaha (maybe in a million years)

    Thank you so much for the chapter!!~ 🙇🙇🙇🙇🙇

  8. Hehe. It’s the old frog in boiling water method. Dual cultivation is always the answer for BL xianxia 🤤😏😁😩👌🏻

    Thanks for the great translation ♥️♥️

  9. Oh my eyes!!!

    Thank you for the chapter! Taishi is lols. And Lord Kitty is slowly going back to how he used to be, but in human form!

  10. Thank you for the chapter! Lord Kitty is getting more and more tolerant of his “perverted disciple” 😊

  11. i just commented last chapter the theory about the dual cultivation being the ‘cure’ but i was still surprise when they mentioned it. but it really made sense if it’s about completing lord kitty’s soul again. but seriously, taishi flaunting in front of mo tianliao looking like a penis is just too hilarious

  12. I’m used to seeing bull’s 🍆 now. My tktk was once bombarded by people who tries to mukbang with that.

    Anyways this chapter is so good. Lord kitty is too fluffy.

  13. this chapter really gives me a looot of pictures. imagine a dild* flying around you, talking to you, and touch it’s head onto your face!

    ewh… 🤣🤣🤣