The Theory of QueerbaitingChapter 37

You Xin discovered that ever since he fell in love with Duan Jiashu, he always had a feeling of unconsciously coming out to the world.

After he and Duan Jiashu accidentally came out to Ms. Feng, this feeling became a reality to some extent. When You Xin didn’t know how to face this embarrassment, Ms. Feng, as Duan Jiashu’s mother, dissolved this embarrassment into invisibility. KQSpc5

Ms. Feng took Duan Xiaoxin back to her home on the grounds that she was too lonely being home alone. From then on, Duan Xiaoxin can not only get the love of her grandparents, but also she often gets to see her fathers through video calls, becoming a happy cat. You Xin also became familiar with the Duan parents in the process of video chatting with Xiao Hua.

Soon Ms. Feng proposed to invite You Xin to the Duan family home, and You Xin agreed nervously and excitedly.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

On that day, Duan Jiashu and You Xin, who finished work early, drove to the Duan family home for the appointment.

Although he had prepared gifts and carefully matched his clothes, You Xin still felt very nervous. He looked at himself in the mirror, rubbed his hands on his knees, and patted his red face with his hands. In short, it was difficult to sit and stand still. r1gyW

Duan Jiashu, who was sitting next to him, was chatting with a CP fan little sister on Weibo. He put down his phone when he saw You Xin’s expression. “Xin Xin, are you a little nervous?”

“A little… A little.” You Xin took a deep breath.

“Let me help you.”

“How can you help me?” You Xin turned to Duan Jiashu curiously when he heard him. Does Duan Jiashu want to tell him how friendly his parents are?

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But he didn’t expect Duan Jiashu to hold his face and kiss him on his lips.

“Still nervous?”

You Xin: …

You Xin was startled. Before he could reply, he was kissed several times by Duan Jiashu. This time, without waiting for You Xin’s reaction, Wen-ge, who was driving at the front, couldn’t stand it anymore. 4DaMGO

Wen-ge came to visit the crew lately and heard that You Xin was going to meet Duan Jiashu’s parents. In order to deal with Duan Jiashu’s plans in time, he took the initiative to become a driver. Who knew that he’d be smashed with dog food while driving for five minutes.

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“Duan Jiashu, can you restrain yourself? You’re outside! Do you want to make headlines!?” Though angry, Wen-ge still didn’t forget to drive carefully. He took care of Duan Jiashu for several years, which made him practice the good habit of one mind with two uses without letting his emotions affect his behavior.

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“You Xin, take care of Duan Jiashu! Let him pay attention!” Wen-ge is too lazy to ask for trouble by himself. Seeing that You Xin was a little more sensible, he thinks he’d better leave this kind of thing to someone else to deal with.

You Xin nodded and pushed Duan Jiashu: “Wen-ge is still there? Don’t do this.”

Duan Jiashu looked at Wen-ge and wondered, “Wen-ge is not an outsider, what are you afraid of? Xin Xin, do you not trust Wen-ge?”

“Why would I not!” kFQa9r

“Then don’t be so outspoken. Aren’t you nervous now? Kiss me if you’re not nervous.” Duan Jiashu said. You Xin pondered for a moment, then shyly raised his head and kissed Duan Jiashu. With a sweet look on his face, he hugged the other’s waist. “I’m not nervous, thank you.”

After that, the two looked at each other, and couldn’t help kissing each other again. It was endless.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

Wen-ge had black lines on his face on his face and didn’t want to look at the back anymore. You don’t have to kiss me in front of me, okay?! Hey! These two lovebirds really don’t have much hope. He’d better find some newcomers to take care of as soon as possible.

It wasn’t easy to drive to the Duan family home in the suburban villa area. After dropping them off, Wen-ge drove away without saying anything. fZhkdB

You Xin felt relieved on the way. But after that, he began to get nervous again. He looked at Duan Jiashu next to him and felt a kind of happiness in his nervousness. He and Duan Jiashu held hands and rang the doorbell. Duan Jiashu’s mother opened the door and welcomed them into the house.

“Xin Xin, you’re here. You’ve brought so many things, that’s so sweet! Xin Xin is so handsome today. You’re even cuter than on TV.”

Unexpectedly, Ms. Feng was even more enthusiastic than in their video calls. You Xin was praised by the other and turned red. He kept saying “No, no, I’m not…”

“Aunt, you are more beautiful than our video calls. You’re too polite.” SJi9yM

Ms. Feng immediately narrowed her eyes and burst out laughing. “Xin Xin can really talk, your mouth is as sweet as honey~”

Duan Jiashu, who was behind You Xin, jumped out from behind. “Mom, I’m wearing new clothes today.” Then he stood in place and looked at Ms. Feng.

“Oh, good.” Ms. Feng nodded perfunctorily and then turned to you Xin: “Xin Xin, go and have a look at Xiao Hua. Your Uncle Duan is feeding Xiao Hua~”

“Oh, oh.” You Xin promised, looked at Duan Jiashu and followed Ms. Feng. 9fVqc0

Duan Jiashu stood in place for a while, sighed gently, and followed the two people in front into the living room.

Xiao Hua was currently lying in father Duan’s arms, enjoying the caresses while eating dried fish comfortably. Hearing You Xin calling his name, he turned his head and looked. Often, in the video, Xiao Hua can still recognize You Xin, but at the moment, it was too busy and couldn’t care to greet its father. It just wagged its tail, and then continued to eat its small dried fish with its claws.

You Xin and father Duan said hello and looked at Xiao Hua carefully. They felt that the little cat must have gained weight recently. It’s definitely not because of its furry appearance. Duan Jiashu was also very happy to see Xiao Hua, so he took Xiao Hua from his father, grabbed Xiao Hua’s dried fish, and successfully met Xiao Hua’s scratch. With a sudden kick, the kitten escaped from Duan Jiashu’s arms and returned to father Duan’s arms. While rubbing against father Duan’s hand, she still purred, obviously complaining to the other.

Father Duan comforted Xiao Hua, then began to lecture Duan Jiashu seriously. “Look at you, bullying small animals as soon as you’re free to come home, which makes people hate cats. You’re such a big man. Don’t you know how to help your mother when you get home? Go away and don’t make trouble here.” TVctrf

You Xin looked around and felt that the scene was inexplicably familiar.

Duan Jiashu touched his nose again and made a pitiful expression at You Xin. You Xin comfortingly patted him on the shoulder and went to Ms. Feng’s side with him.
Ms. Feng seemed to be busy in the kitchen.

“Mom, what are you doing?” Duan Jiashu frowned when he saw his mother in the kitchen.

“What else can I do? It’s not common for you to come home. Of course I have to cook and cook a good meal!” Ms. Feng answered. Ko H73

Duan Jiashu frowned even more when he heard this. “Mom, you’re not even good at cooking. Let’s stop this, we might as well order takeout.”

As soon as Ms. Feng heard this, she squinted at Duan Jiashu. Duan Jiashu slapped his mouth like it was a conditioned reflex, then shut his mouth and didn’t speak.

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You Xin: …

Just now, he was still pitying Duan Jiashu. Now he fully understood Duan Jiashu’s parents. It’s not easy to raise Duan Jiashu to such a big age without wanting to kill him. MX8IuH

Ms. Feng was obviously very experienced in this kind of thing. After staring at Duan Jiashu, he looked at You Xin and immediately changed back to a smiling expression. “Ah-Shu, this child doesn’t know how to save me some face and let you laugh. Xin Xin, aren’t you good at cooking? Why don’t you come to the kitchen and help me~”

“Okay, okay.” You Xin hurriedly nodded and pushed Duan Jiashu out. He smiled back at Ms. Feng and couldn’t help but be nervous again. It was going to be a private moment with Duan Jiashu’s mom. He didn’t know if there would be any kind of test.

“Auntie, what can I do here?” It’s not a bad thing to be diligent. You Xin cautiously looked at Ms. Feng, but saw that the other waved her hand at him in a very relaxed manner after watching Duan Jiashu walk away.

“Aiya, why does Auntie really want you to come here and work? Auntie wants to find a chance to talk to you alone~” IlrADZ

You Xin looked at Ms. Feng’s shining eyes and couldn’t turn away. He foolishly pointed to the pot. “then these dishes?”

Ms. Feng laughed. “Oh, Xin Xin, you are really sincere. These dishes are takeout I ordered from the hotel and have been ready for a long time. How can I let you eat the dishes I made on your first day? It’s okay to let Ah-Shu eat those by himself.”

You Xin: …

He pitied Duan Jiashu now. What’s going on… LB2bNW

“Xin Xin.” Ms. Feng held You Xin’s hand. “Tell me how you and Ah-Shu got familiar with each other, aunt wants to hear your side of the story!”

Although You Xin was still a little embarrassed, he didn’t know why he instinctively liked Duan Jiashu’s mother. He hasn’t spent much time with his parents since childhood. Now he felt very warm when he saw Ms. Feng. So he only squirmed twice and told her about how he and Duan Jiashu met and became familiar with each other’s feelings.

“Oh, I know about selling CP! Duan Jiashu is really shameless. He fell in love with you in the name of selling CP. Xin Xin, you are so pitiful. I tell you ah, Duan Jiashu looks like me, but his shamelessness is inherited from his father! His father was so shameless when he was young!” Ms. Feng’s face was filled with righteous indignation.

At this time just outside came the voice of Father Duan. “Wife, have you seen my glasses, I can’t see you clearly without my glasses, it’s very disturbing ah.” 9I gWj

“I can’t stand that old shameless man.” Ms. Feng muttered in a whisper, then shouted, “Got it, I’m coming~” then she cheerfully walked out of the kitchen.

You Xin: …

Duan Jiashu’s family was really quite the cheerful bunch.

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  1. indeed Father Duan is also good at ‘casual’ teasings lol “….I can’t see you clearly with my glasses, it’s very disturbing ah” kshkshkshk