The Theory of QueerbaitingChapter 36

Since their experience together, You Xin often slipped into Duan Jiashu’s room at night to find the other. It’s not that they “exercise” every time he visits, after all, the filming task is still very heavy at ordinary times, and he can’t afford to do it every day (Duan laoshi thinks it’s OK to do it every day though).

Because they fell in love, he feels like suffering from hunger, always wanting to be with each other, and it was not enough for them to meet every day. In order to easily meet in private, You Xin took Duan Jiashu’s spare room card. hEF4Ja

That night, You Xin sneaked into Duan Jiashu’s room and discovered that Duan Jiashu was taking a bath. You Xin lay awkwardly on Duan Jiashu’s bed for a while. Feeling a little bored, he wanted to see Xiao Hua.

Since he and Duan Jiashu joined the crew, Xiao Hua was left at Duan Jiashu’s house alone. Only the cleaning auntie came to feed and clean every day and played with it for a while. She became a very poor and left-behind kitten. You Xin and Duan Jiashu often turned on the monitoring camera at home to see what Xiao Hua was doing. But monitoring is not two-way communication, after all, and the kitten is too far away to meow along with them. They might forget their parents in a few days. So You Xin thought that since it was still early before the auntie left, he held a video call with the auntie and wanted to communicate with Xiao Hua across the screen.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.

The phone call was quickly connected, and the auntie was still there. You Xin was very happy. It was already too late when they finished work a few days ago. When he was finally free, the auntie had already gone home, so he talked with her and asked her to help take a picture of Xiao Hua, but he didn’t notice that the expression on her face was a little uncomfortable.

The camera flickered and shot the study, and soon it was on Xiao Hua. Xiao Hua was lying in her bed and playing with her little toy at the moment. She was stunned when she saw the phone screen. After a few months, Xiao Hua has grown from a poor cat to a strong cat. It made big walks and amazing jumping ability. It can now fly over the eaves and walls. But the kitten still loves to act coquettish and was very keen to meow to express his feelings. For example, now Xiao Hua cried eagerly as soon as she saw You Xin on the phone screen, then she started hitting the phone with her hand, as if she wanted to rescue You Xin from the screen. MZcsal

You Xin didn’t know if he’d been with Duan Jiashu for too long and did not think to explain to Xiao Hua. Instead, he got addicted and begand to play along with Xiao Hua.

“Xiao Hua come rescue papa. Your papa is trapped in the phone. Meow, meow, meow.” You Xin put the phone on his lap and held his chest with both hands, making a frightened expression. Immediately, Xiao Hua meowed loudly and beat the phone harder. You Xin heard a laughing voice outside the screen. He suddenly remembered that the auntie was still there. He felt a little embarrassed, so he comforted Xiao Hua with a gentle tone.
“It’s all right, it’s all right, papa can touch Xiao Hua’s head.” With that, You Xin reached out to the screen and touched it. Xiao Hua looked at it foolishly for a while. Unexpectedly, she put her head on the screen very tactfully and mewled.

“It’s so cute, why are they so cute~” a voice came from outside the screen. You Xin was stunned for a moment and suddenly realized that this was not the voice of the cleaning auntie. He was stunned for a moment and found that the camera turned around and met a strange and beautiful lady.

“Sorry to disturb you. Just now the cleaning aunt had something going on and I was the one holding the phone. Hello, you are You Xin, right? You are so cute, I loved you when I watched the show!”

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“Ah?” You Xin was stunned for a moment, completely dumbfounded. His mind began to run rapidly. Who is this and why did she appear at Duan Jiashu’s house? The aunt also gave her her phone, indicating that she also knew her. This lady was probably a very familiar person to Duan Jiashu. And she looks like Duan Jiashu very much. She was very beautiful and looked like had a good temperament, but she was obviously older than Duan Jiashu. That should be… You Xin showed an embarrassed but polite smile on the phone screen.

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You Xin: !!!

“Hello, aunt. I’m sorry. I’m so dishevelled when this is my first time meeting you. It’s impolite of me. Hello, aunt. Don’t be surprised.” You Xin was excited, nervous and panicked to incoherence on the phone, but there was laughter. “Xin Xin, don’t be nervous. It was rude of me to suddenly met you. Aunt likes you very much when I watched the program. She’s used to shouting your nickname along with your fans. Can I call you Xin Xin now?”

“Yes, yes.” You Xin nodded like he was mashing garlic in his mouth. “Thank you for liking me, thank you.” You Xin didn’t know what to do with the phone in his hands, but he finally relaxed a little when he heard Duan Jiashu’s mother say so. ygrQad

Ms. Feng smiled brightly again, and then showed a curious expression, “Xin Xin, is Xiao Hua your kitten? How can she be raised here by Duan Jiashu?”

You Xin who was finally relieved earlier panicked again. He blinked and began to stammer. “Er… This kitten was picked up when I was filming for the program with Duan laoshi. After the program, Duan laoshi took Xiao Hua home. But because I have a good relationship with Xiao Hua, I often come to see Xiao Hua and play with it, so Xiao Hua is also familiar with me.”

“So that’s how it is.” Ms. Feng nodded thoughtfully: “then Xin Xin, your relationship with Jiashu should also be very good. Jiashu has a strange personality. Few friends will come to his house to play. Aunt is really happy that he can make such lovely friends as you.”

You Xin felt a little guilty in his heart. He immediately explained, “No, no, Duan laoshi is very nice, everyone likes him very much. I often go to his home because I saved Xiao Hua with him, Duan laoshi actually has quite a lot of friends.” s2kxrp

“I’m much more relieved to hear you say that.” Ms. Feng narrowed her eyes and smiled. She didn’t continue to ask, “then Xin Xin, you should keep in touch with Jiashu often. If you’re free, come to aunt’s house to visit.”

“Aunt, don’t worry, I will get along well with Duan Jiashu.” You Xin’s smiling face was stiff, but he was relieved. It seems that the phone was going to be hung up at this point. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and Duan Jiashu’s mother didn’t find out anything.

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Just as he wanted to say his farewells, Duan Jiashu came out of the bathroom in his nightgown. Seeing You Xin, the other party immediately said, “What are you doing sitting there? Why didn’t you go to bed and wait for me there?”

You Xin: !!! Z9FAOQ

Before he could react, he rushed forward and covered Duan Jiashu’s mouth. He saw Duan Jiashu getting nearer, then lowering his head and kissing his neck. His voice was very ambiguous. “You smell really good after taking a bath.”

You Xin: !!!

“I’m on a video call with your mother!” You Xin pulled Duan Jiashu off his shoulder and left an embarrassing remark. He covered his face with one hand and handed Duan Jiashu the phone with the other.

Duan Jiashu was stunned and shouted to the phone screen, “Mom, what are you doing?” aRprZU

“What do you think I’m doing?” Ms. Feng immediately changed her expression when talking to Duan Jiashu, “Come out and talk to me in private!”

Then she looked at You Xin again and hung up. You Xin looked at Duan Jiashu with a frightened face then felt his head being patted comfortingly. “Xin Xin, don’t be afraid. I’ll explain to my mother. Don’t think nonsense and wait for me here.” With that, Duan Jiashu changed his clothes, took his own phone and went outside to make a phone call.

You Xin didn’t hear what Duan Jiashu said at all. His mind was full of bullets of “its over” playing in a circle. Duan Jiashu’s mother must think he is a goblin who seduced her son. Just now her expression immediately changed. In this case, she might directly ask Duan Jiashu to break up with him. Moreover, Duan Jiashu’s family condition seemed to be very good. Maybe Duan Jiashu’s mother will directly ask Duan Jiashu to quit the entertainment industry in order to prevent her son from engaging in a relationship, and he will never be allowed to meet him again. Even the drama can’t be finished. Just asking him to go out to answer the phone is an excuse. In fact, someone is coming to tie Duan Jiashu away directly! He didn’t think this’ll be the last time he saw Duan Jiashu. What to do, he might not see Duan Jiashu again wuwuwu, he may even be taken away from Xiao Hua wuwuwu, why can’t a good relationship last wuwuwu…

The more You Xin thought about it, the more sad he felt. He couldn’t help but wipe tears. As soon as Duan Jiashu returned to his room, he saw that You Xin was already crying in bed. Seeing that the other came back, You Xin immediately rushed up and hugged Duan Jiashu: “Duan Jiashu, what shall we do? wuwuwu, I don’t want to separate from you. wuwuwu” he cried. 19e7qU

Duan Jiashu had an unreadable look on his face. Seeing You Xin crying, he hugged him and felt distressed. “Xin Xin, don’t cry, don’t be afraid. I’ve explained it clearly to my mother.”

You Xin froze for a moment and raised his head to look at Duan Jiashu with a face of disbelief. “How did you explain to your mother?” He and Duan Jiashu are like that, so how else can he explain ah, could it be that they were filming a scene? This excuse would not be believed even by a three-year-old child, right?

“I came out to my mom.”

“Ha?!” You Xin stayed for a moment and cried louder. “Then we’re screwed! Your mother used to like me, but now she must hate me! It’s all your fault, you came out of nowhere and said something about the bed and kissed me! Otherwise your mother wouldn’t have found out!” YpguAH

“What are you talking about? Don’t be silly, Xin Xin.” Duan Jiashu lowered his head and kissed You Xin’s crying eys. “My mother just told me that she thought I had a problem with you when she was watching the program, and she was even more suspicious because I had a cat. Today, she was 100% sure when she saw the video of you and Xiao Hua, and she was just trying to set you up. Originally, she didn’t want to scare you and let you and me develop slowly, but she didn’t expect that we’re already together. Don’t be afraid, Xin Xin. My mother won’t break us up. Whether or not she’s happy, what about it? ”

“Will she be happy?” You Xin’s face didn’t believe “we are both boys. Most people can’t agree with homosexuality. Will your mother really be happy?”

Hearing this, Duan Jiashu’s face darkened, but he closed his mouth and told the truth. “My mother thought I would die alone. She was already getting me insurance for the elderly. I didn’t expect I could find someone, so she was very surprised. She thought you were the little angel who came to save me.”

You Xin: … IBrZdQ

She’s really worthy of being Duan Jiashu’s mother, and what she worries about compared to what other mothers worry about is so different.

Story translated by Chrysanthemum Garden.