translator: Oyen
At the celebration banquet of Mojue team, everyone was too excited to play until the early morning. Shen He was happy and drank a lot of beer—— This was the first time he had drunk alcohol since he was an adult. As a result, he didn’t grasp the amount of alcohol, and suddenly he drank too much.
Everyone rushed back to the team in batches and called three cars.
Qingyue was picked up by Chu Yan. Xiao Han drove with Qin Mo and Liu Xiang, and He Beiguang, Pei Yu and Liu Hong. Finally, Li Muran and Shen He were left.
After getting into the car, Shen He snatched Li Muran’s mobile phone, took it as a microphone, and began to sing. “Ah, give me a glass of forget love potion for a night without regret…”
His song ran out of tune so badly that the driver in the front row almost slipped off the wrong road. He glanced at Li Muran awkwardly and said, “Is your friend drunk?”
Li Muran: “…En.”
Shen He jumped up and down in the car, but it was a pity that the narrow space was not convenient for him to play, so he opened the window and was about to stick his head out. Li Muran hurriedly pulled him back and said to the driver in the front row, “Master, please lock the window.”
“Okay, okay,” The driver nodded in understanding.
Once the window was locked, Shen He couldn’t get out, so he had to continue singing with his mobile phone.
Fortunately, the KTV wasn’t far from the team. After the driver dropped them off, he drove out of sight in an instant, obviously because he was overwhelmed by Shen He’s noise.
Shen He, who was finally free, immediately jumped on a stone on the sidewalk next to him and said, “Everyone below, please welcome us to sing a song for everyone, affectionately, ‘Forget Love Potion’!”
Worried that he would fall, Li Muran reached out to hold him and frowned. “You are drunk, stop making trouble, and come back with me quickly.”
Shen He smiled and said, “No! I am not drunk, I am not drunk at all. Ah, give me a glass of forget love potion…”
He began to sing again. Li Muran was quick-witted and grabbed his mobile phone. He grabbed Shen He’s arm with one hand and his ass with the other hand. With one hard effort, he put him on his shoulder and carried him directly back to the dormitory.
Shen He was still shouting all the way. “My head is so dizzy. How can I see the ground spinning… Spinning, leaping, I close my eyes!”
Li Muran ignored him. After returning him to the dormitory, he quickly stripped off Shen He’s clothes, stuffed him into the quilt, and said, “Sleep!”
Probably it had been a long time, and Shen He himself was tired. After being stuffed into the bed, he quickly closed his eyes. Li Muran looked at his red cheeks when he was drunk, and he was amused—— this guy is usually a monkey jumping up and down. Once he gets drunk, he is simply a crazy monkey who climbs up to people’s heads.
Li Muran bent over to help him pull the quilt and saw that he seemed to be asleep, so he turned back to his bedroom.
However, he obviously underestimated the noisy ability of this fool, and as soon as he lay down, he heard a strange sound outside the door, the earth-shaking sound like a thief in the house. He frowned and got up. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Shen He was playing drunken boxing naked in the living room, punching here and there, and he ripped off all the pillows on the sofa.
“…” Li Muran’s face was about to crack.
It happened that a certain drunken person didn’t know his teasing behavior, and while practicing boxing, he turned around and smiled at Li Muran, “Hehehe, watch me get the moon in the water!”
He bent down to get the pillow on the ground. Because he was naked now, Li Muran just saw his white and smooth ass.
Li Muran: “……”
Not wanting to see him sick again, Li Muran came forward with an expressionless face, directly picked him up, carried him all the way into his bedroom, pressed him on the bed, and whispered, “Are you still making noise?”
Shen He struggled violently. “I haven’t finished a set of drunken boxing!”
Li Muran said, “Be good and sleep. If you hit in a dream when you fall asleep, you can hit better.”
“Really?” Shen He looked at him curiously.
“Of course it’s true.” Li Muran replied.
Only then did Shen He obediently closed his eyes.
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Li Muran was worried that he would get sick again after a while, so he had to hold him tightly from behind.
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This little monkey was unbearable when he went crazy, but he was… cute if quiet.
The feeling of holding in his arms was surprisingly good.
Li Muran’s lips rose slightly, turned off the lights and gently tightened his arms.
***
Shen He was drunk for the first time and had a terrible headache. When he woke up, it was already noon the next day.
But what made it harder for him than a headache was that when he woke up, he found himself naked and wearing nothing—— no, his underwear was still on,but there was nothing except the underwear. Moreover, he just leaned against a person’s arms so smoothly, that person’s sturdy arms were wrapping around his waist, gently hugging him.
Shen He: “……”
F*ck, it wasn’t have, s*x, after, getting, drunk right?!
He immediately reached out and touched his underwear, and found nothing unusual, but what was the hard thing behind him?
Is it a man holding him? So, who is the one against him??
Shen He reacted to what happened and immediately turned around and punched him. “You b*stard, dare to take advantage of me, you don’t want to live anymore!”
In the middle of scolding, he found that it was his roommate Li Muran who was beaten up and had one swollen eye.
Shen He was immediately dumbfounded.
Li Muran was troubled by Shen He last night until 5am in the morning. He was dreaming and was punched by Shen He. He looked at the other party blankly. After a while, he woke up and realised that he had been beaten by Shen He. Li Muran’s face instantly sank, and he whispered, “What’s the matter with you?”
Shen He scratched his head vigorously. “I-I-I thought you… I thought you were going to… do something to me.”
Li Muran’s face was expressionless. “Then check yourself. What have I done to you?”
Shen He really didn’t notice anything unusual in his body, and he didn’t have any strange marks on him. He scratched his head awkwardly and said, “I don’t wear any clothes and naked, and I’m still held in your arms. You can’t blame me for thinking too much, right?”
Li Muran continued to look at him with a straight face. “You didn’t wear clothes, because you were drunk and threw up all over last night, and all your clothes were dirty, so I took them off.”
Shen He: “Why am I in your bedroom? And you still hold-hold me to sleep?”
Li Muran: “Because you got up in the middle of the night singing and playing drunken boxing, you didn’t listen to me, so I couldn’t help to catch you and control you in my room.”
Shen He swallowed saliva, looked at a certain part of Li Muran’s, pointed with his finger, and said awkwardly, “What about this one?”
Li Muran replied calmly, “Normal men have natural physiological reactions when they get up in the morning, called ‘morning wood’. Haven’t you heard of it?”
“Oh.” Shen He’s face immediately turned red.
But he didn’t react very much. Why did Li Muran react so strongly?
Li Muran: “Any questions?”
Shen He got red all over, got into the quilt, and smiled flatteringly. “No problem, hehe, I was drunk for the first time, and I don’t remember being so crazy at all. Thank you for taking care of me last night. I misunderstood. Don’t be angry, or … go back to sleep?”
Li Muran looked at him helplessly—— I’m awakened by your punch, what’s there to sleep?
Looking at his watch, it was almost lunch time, and Li Muran got up and got out of bed.
Unlike Shen He, who only wore underwear, Li Muran was wearing pajamas and went to wash after getting up.
Shen He showed his head from the quilt and found that he was not there, so he quickly wrapped up a pillow towel and ran to his bedroom.
Li Muran saw in the mirror that a naked guy ran out of his bedroom like a gust of wind and disappeared into the opposite bedroom. Li Muran dazed, and then, his lips rose up—— this guy is silly, and his brain seems to lack tendons.
Being punched made Li Muran a little unhappy, but when he thought of his flattering smile, his anger soon subsided.
***
Shen He changed his clothes and came out and saw the ‘crime scene’ in the living room at a glance.
All the cushions and pillows on the sofa were thrown on the floor, as if there were thieves in the house. Li Muran couldn’t be idle and throw pillows for fun, so it was obvious that he was tossed about when he was drunk and crazy last night.
Shen He’s face was so red that he was almost dripping with blood, while cleaning up quickly, he smiled. “Haha, am I so destructive when drunk…”
“I recorded a video, you want to see it?” Li Muran said.
At that time, it was also on a whim, and he thought that the process of this guy’s drunken madness was very funny, so he used snapshot software to record a short video and saved it, and just opened it for Shen He to see.
Shen He looked at the crazy man running around naked in the video and wanted to dig a crack in the ground to bury himself.
Oh my God, he’s really lost face!
Indeed, drinking was a mistake. He should never drink again in the future.
Seeing that Li Muran wanted to put away his mobile phone, Shen He grabbed his hand and said, “Brother Ran, why don’t you delete this video?”
Li Muran said, “Why delete it? Keep as memento.”
Shen He’s face suddenly collapsed, “Please, delete it? If this black history is seen, I really have no face to mix in the team…”
Li Muran was expressionless. “Not delete it.”
Shen He immediately hugged his waist and begged for mercy, “Delete it, delete it. and I’ll repay you for your great kindness in the future, okay? How about I’ll treat you to crayfish today, hot pot tomorrow, chicken legs the day after tomorrow and Sichuan cuisine the day after day after tomorrow?”
Li Muran deliberately teased him and said, “I’m not a foodie. Delicious food is invalid for me.”
Shen He immediately changed his strategy. “I will buy you shampoo after that? Have you run out of toothpaste? And soap? Can I double back all the things I owed you before?”
Li Muran was amused by him and said, “Alright, I’ll delete it.”
He deleted the drunken video in front of Shen He, and then said, “No need to buy these daily necessities, I will go home tomorrow.”
Standing up, Shen He looked at him and asked, “Go back to Senzhen?”
Li Muran nodded, “En.”
“I want to go to Shenzhen for a few days. Can you take me with you?” Shen He said eagerly.
Li Muran said, “have you informed your family?”
Shen He laughed. “It’s not good at home! My parents haven’t had a holiday yet. I’ll be alone when I get home, letting them know is already good. I want to go to Shenzhen with you for a week and then go home!”
After he said that, it was hard for Li Muran to refuse, so he nodded. “Okay, then you can book tickets for tomorrow. Let’s go together.”
***
At lunch time, Qin Mo saw Li Muran and Shen He in the canteen, and found that Li Muran’s eyes were a little swollen. He couldn’t help but ask with care. “What happened to your eyes?”
Li Muran: “I accidently bumped something.”
Shen He: “I accidently hit it.”
Qin Mo: “……”
Can you two talk to each other before you make a good statement?
At Qin Mo’s gaze, Shen He scratched his hair awkwardly, and smiled. “Master, I was drunk last night. Did I bother you?”
“I went to sleep as soon as I went back. Muran took care of you, right?” Qin Mo replied.
Shen He glanced at Li Muran embarrassedly. “I was drunk and hit his eyes to become swollen…”
Looking at his apprentice’s blushing appearance, Qin Mo said faintly, “You are still young, so you’d better drink less in the future. When will you go home?”
Shen He replied, “I will go to Shenzhen with Brother Ran for a few days, and then go home before the New Year.”
Qin Mo nodded. “En, I’m going back to Nanjing tomorrow. When you get home, say hello to your sister Shen Qi for me. It’s hard for her to help us manage the guild this year. If there is a chance, please ask her out and we will have a meal together.”
“Okay, I will convey it to her!” Shen He hurriedly agreed.
***
After Qin Mo left, Liu Hong and Liu Xiang also came to the canteen to eat.
Liu Xiang saw Muran’s eyes and asked with concern, “What happened to Muran’s eyes?”
Li Muran: “Shen He accidentally hit it.”
Shen He: “He accidentally bumped into something!”
Liu Xiang: “……”
Liu Hong laughed out loud. “You two don’t have a tacit understanding at all. Give a good confession before going out next time!”
Shen He glanced at Li Muran and smiled awkwardly. “Cough, it was-it was me.”
He didn’t dare to lie in front of his Master, so he told the truth. But he didn’t want to explain it to all his teammates, but it was a pity that he didn’t make a good confession and revealed it in an instant.
As a result, people in Mojue team soon knew that Shen He was drunk and hit Li Muran last night.
Pitiful classmate Muran’s eyes were swollen.
In WeChat group, everyone was lining up to sympathize with Muran and condemn Shen He by the way.
Shen He’s heart was filled with guilt.
In the evening, while Li Muran was packing in the dormitory, Shen He went to his bedroom door and knocked on the door and said, “Brother Ran, I’m really sorry. I was a little confused when I got up in the morning, and I hit you… Why don’t I buy you some presents? Think of it as a mental loss fee, hehe… I don’t know what you like?”
Li Muran looked back at him.
The teenager had two shallow dimples in the corners of his mouth, his eyes bent like a crescent moon, looking eagerly at himself with a look to ask forgiveness.
He looked cute.
At that moment, Li Muran suddenly felt that his heartbeat stopped beating for a while.
He couldn’t help thinking of his dream last night.
In fact, after sleeping with Shen He in his arms last night, he had a very long and beautiful dream. The scenes in the dream were too vague, and the specific contents were not clearly remembered. He only remembered holding a soft body, kissing and touching each other, and even doing many unspeakable things. He never saw who that person was, but he knew that he was very excited. The body was very soft in his arms and felt very good, as if he really held the other person.
But now, he suddenly remembered.
It was Shen He.
It was precisely because he was sleeping with Shen He that he had that indescribable spring dream.
It was also the reason for such a fierce physiological reaction in the morning that Shen He misunderstood.
Having figured this out, Li Muran suddenly had a splitting headache—— he didn’t like this little monkey, right?!
Omg Li Muran! I thought you had figured out you liked him way earlier than this!! Lololol!! I forgot about this pairing ahh I was WONDERING who was next!!! Ahhh!!!!! Poor guy. Thanks for the translation! 🙂
No, he just realize it rn lololol 🤣
You’re welcome~ ❤
You do. You like him. Trust this sister that you like him and immediately have HE with him!
Yes, get him fast 😏
I-I… Xiao He, you made me speechless from your destructive power when you’re drunk 😂
Ranran, I thought you figured it out long ago?
Thank you for the chapter~ ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
Oh? I thought that he realized his feelings for Shen He way before…
Thank you for the chapter 💖
yes you do lol