translator: xiin
editors: apricot & juurensha
On their right wrist watches, the display showed that 61 people had survived.
The huge Brachiosaurus had trampled all over the grassland, and the scattered group of Diplodocuses had finally gathered back together. The Tyrannosaurus Rex and Sarcosuchus faced each other off in the distance while the Quetzalcoatlus took Wei Shi to join the fight. The Harpymimus were gorgeous, their colors bright like court gowns, but their two meter long claws could cut through branches, and Velociraptors––this type of predator that was occasionally mistaken as raptors, were the swift predators of the Cretaceous period, chasing after their prey like a group of shadows.
Wu Jin finally glanced up at the Quetzalcoatlus hovering in the air and nodded.
The situation in the grasslands was split into regions, and the contestants were like powerful princes leading their armies in to fight in the battle.
At the same time, the players were the gods of life and death––they determined the genes of their subjects and controlled the power of evolution like a pantheon of gods.
The team of four had over 90% of the herbivores in the grassland, and none of them were predators, but nobody came to find trouble with them. Wu Jin soon found out where the problem lay.
“We haven’t reached the final battle, and the primary strategy for each team is to save on combat power.” Wu Jin explained, “The Tyrannosaurus Rex provoked the Sarcosuchus––Captain Zoe has to fight back for the sake of the swamp crocodiles. Dolma also won’t let their Tyrannosaurus Rexes suffer a loss.”
Lin Ke was confused, “But our Diplodocuses and Brachiosauruses have been eaten…”
Wu Jin spread his hands, “Is there anything we can do? The herbivores can’t win against them.”
Lin Ke thought for a moment. “There isn’t.”
Wu Jin blinked, “Exactly. We can only watch them eat because we don’t have any dinosaur fighting power at all.” Wu Jin swept his eyes over their equipment, and his gaze brightened slightly, “Our fighting power is in the players themselves.”
“The size of the herbivore population is larger than that of the carnivores. We gave up the predatory evolutionary route in order to obtain more Evolution Points from population size than the other teams.”
Ming Yao looked cheered, “Does that mean that nobody can beat us? Should we just wait here for someone to offer themselves up?”
Wu Jin shook his head and pointed off into the distance, “Look at Wei Yan.”
Wei Yan hadn’t raised any dinosaurs, but he was far ahead of the rest when it came to the number of kills. He only had one strategy––starting from the weakest team, he would rob and annex them one by one, turning himself from a blank white board into a giant that was feared by all parties.
Ming Yao’s mouth dropped open wide, and he thought in a trance that if Wei Yan was the main character in a leveling up type novel, he would be able to take advantage of the fortune from heaven and earth to destroy them all sooner or later.
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Ming Yao looked nervously at his captain in the distance. It seemed as though he was still hesitating.
Wu Jin quickly proposed, “Let’s first attack the easy targets.”
“The Velociraptor’s close relative, but slightly smaller in size. Their teeth have shifted to their lower jaw, and their forelimbs and claws are covered with feathers––the Harpymimus that have bird-like bodies.”
Ming Yao figured it out, “The group that Brother Thin raised up? They seem to be a little weaker than Velociraptors, but that shouldn’t be the case. They’re both evolved from Daemonosaurus-Coelophysis. If Brother Thin keeps evolving in the direction of speed, even if their dinosaurs aren’t as epic as my Captain’s Velociraptors, they should still be a rare-level raptor. How could they be Harpymimus…”
Wu Jin thought about it and reluctantly spoke up, “He might have added Evolution Points to the feather colors.”
Ming Yao: “What?!”
Wu Jin: “Most Harpymimus are black and yellow and normally aren’t as… colorful as the one he’s riding on.”
“……” Ming Yao was left in a trance. He coughed lightly, “Let’s go and catch harpies!”
At the edge of the grassland, two Harpymimus were shot down and sent into life-saving capsules––it was obviously more expensive to cultivate rainbow colored dinosaurs than ordinary ones, and the two dinosaurs would be recycled by their hosts.
At the same time, a poor player with minimal equipment was also eliminated.
Thin Fire went through the contestant’s limited legacy and looked proudly at Caesar––who’d been left behind by his teammate who’d been pecked into the life-saving capsule by the Harpymimus.
“It’s been four months.” He couldn’t restrain the pleasure in his eyes. In order to suit this classic face-slapping scene, he’d purposely changed his eyeliner during his pursuit, deepening the lines on his lower eyelid, and curving the line on his upper eyelid so that he would appear more haughty as he looked down on his opponent.
Caesar struggled to kick away a Harpymimus, “F*ck me, you damned coquettish man––”
Thin Fire waved his hand and interrupted him, and two more Harpyminus dashed in. At this time, the Silver Thread Roll trainee was very satisfied. It was almost like he and Caesar were palace maidens who’d been chosen to enter the Crosson audition at the same time, fighting against each other openly and secretly for four months. The story ended with his establishment as a lady of rank while Caesar was beaten to death.
“Spring Fragrance, Autumn Chrysanthemum, attack.” Another two Harpyminus joined the battle.
Thin Fire looked at Caesar’s slightly bulging abdomen. Oh, so what if he was pregnant with the program producer’s dinosaur baby? After the elimination match ended––there would only be 42 contestants left alive––and if he wasn’t able to enter the top 10 for his debut, would he even have a chance to turn the tables?
Caesar leapt up and climbed up a tree, and the Harpyminus began to peck at the trunk without another word. The tree that Caesar was on began to teeter and shake as he raged back, “…Damn… coquettish… ah, holy crap, this tree…”
Thin Fire looked at him enigmatically and was finally satisfied. He returned to reality after his roleplay and held up his selfie stick as he urged the Harpymimus he rode on to make a 360 degree circle around the tree to ensure that his audience could see his opponent’s awkward position––especially the small belly that was pasted to the tree.
“Alright. Seeing as how we’ve formed a CP before,” He smiled slyly and said, “I’ll end things properly.”
Caesar, shaking in the tree, was about to rage back, when his eyes suddenly fixed onto the distance. He laughed loudly, “You talk too much!”
Thin Fire raised his brows.
Caesar looked behind Thin Fire and waggled his brows, trying to send a signal.
Thin Fire didn’t say anything else as he shot the tranquilizer gun right at Caesar’s butt. From a close distance of 5 meters, there was no difference between Caesar and a static target.
“The anesthetic will take effect in 9 minutes. Let’s have a proper chat––” There were two swishing sounds from behind him. Thin Fire suddenly turned around, reaching towards his thigh with a curse as he pulled out an anesthetic dart.
Ming Yao greeted him from behind the trees off in the distance.
At Thin Fire’s command, countless rainbow-colored Harpymimus sprang out of the jungle towards Ming Yao, like gorgeous pheasants with their wings spread––the type that was three meters long.
Wu Jin hollered, “Run!”
Ming Yao dodged to the side to avoid the Harpymimus’s claws, and made a sharp roll to escape. Wu Jin was crouched between the back plates of a Stegosaurus, and he reached out as quick as lightning.
Ming Yao leapt up, and the Stegosaurus slammed the hammer in its tail into the Harpymimus that had chased the fastest and was closest to them. Wu Jin seemed to have calculated this for a long time, as he used the power of this deflection to perform a vertical leap––landing onto the tail of a Brachiosaurus.
Ming Yao was one step behind and ended up hanging in the air, less than two meters from the ground, “Ahhhhh I’m gonna die gonna die gonna die!”
The Brachiosaurus lifted its neck high, creating a gradual angle from 60 degrees to 30 degrees. Ming Yao kept sliding down and was stuck at the sin30 height of the tail length. He put a lot of effort into shrinking up his body, and a group of red, orange, green, blue, and purple Harpymimus all opened up their beaks beneath him––
Lin Ke finally arrived, driving the breathless Apatosaurus with him.
Wu Jin called out heatedly, “Switch to the Apatosaurus! The slope of the Apatosaurus is only 10 degrees, then switch to the Diplodocus that’s parallel to the ground…”
Ming Yao jumped and switched dinosaurs, with Lin Ke helping him up. He crawled for nearly five meters before finally looking down at the rainbow team of dinosaurs at his feet in relief.
Nine minutes later, the number of people still alive jumped again.
Currently, 35 people were still alive.
Ming Yao flopped down on the Diplodocus’ back as he waited for his teammates to go through Thin Fire’s equipment. He recounted exaggeratedly to Lin Ke, “Describing it takes more time than when it actually happened. Seven time seven, forty nine pheasants came after this sniper. Fortunately, my reaction time was fast, and there’s also the training the captain gives me normally––hey, have you seen our captain’s solo match? Ah? You’ve never seen it before? Come, come, come, let me tell you about it…”
Ming Yao suddenly froze and shouted, “Little Witch, you-you-you behind you––”
Wu Jin suddenly turned his head back.
The light in the forest was dim. Standing at over five meters above him was a huge head that carried a faint smell. It leaned silently towards Wu Jin, its eyes round and protruding. The skin showed a dark scale-like pattern from the dense defensive bumps on it.
Beneath its powerful neck were two short, stubby hands that were obviously out of proportion to the rest of its body.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex.
Its huge, bloody mouth opened wide.
Juurensha: Nooooo, Little Witch, call in your betrothal gift!
xiin: they were all playing acrobatics on the dinosaur backs!!!! holy shit Little Witch don’t get eaten!!
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THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSLATION ≧ω≦
Either Wei Shi will swoop in like a knight to save his king or Little Witch will perform another one of his mysterious tricks and magically save himself like he usually does 🤭
Hopefully wu jin will use his dowry and be saved
Oh dear. What will happen to my little witch😭😭. This is why I hate suspense🤪🤪🤪
Oh noooo….Little Witch!
Thank you for the chapter!
CALL IN YOUR BETROTHAL GIFT LITTLE WITCH!!
AND FLY AWAYYYY
Thank you for the chapter🥰
I cannot thank you enough for translating this wonderful novel. I love everything about it – it’s funny, well written, imaginative, fluffy, full of sexual tension, epic… did I say funny? ❤❤ and your translation is so good!!!! ❤❤❤
I love Thin Fire… he’s so damn extra 🤣🤣🤣🤣 his feud with Caesar is hilarious!
Little Witch has to call down his dowry this time, right? Or maybe he can show once again his idol-level of dancing prowess!! Can’t wait to find out…
Thanks again! ❤❤
Gasps!! That was actually scary wwww
Thank you for the chapter ❤
Brachiosaurus, Diplodocuses, Tyrannosaurus Rex, Sarcosuchus, Quetzalcoatlus, Harpymimus, and Velociraptors. Even though I looked up all these dinos during previous chs, all I could picture during the battle was big dino, bigger dino, small dino, smaller dino and winged dino (ㄒoㄒ)
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, omg! This was me… everytime I googled a dino, I would be like… okay, bigger than X’s dini but smaller than Y’s dino 😂😂😂😂
How did they not see the huge dinosaur (and not just any but the T-Rex) sneaking up on them? 🙈
Somehow Thin Fire is the most impressive because it can arrange the makeup in a beautiful and elegant way in this mess.
The little witch is not left behind for being able to make such beautiful jumps in the middle of this mess!
I love how they compare their situation to palace drama throughout this match!!! It never fails to hurt my liver whenever it happened!! XD
Its honestly amazing Caesar lasted this long. Thank you for the chapter ❤
Thin Fire looked at Caesar’s slightly bulging abdomen. Oh, so what if he was pregnant with the program producer’s dinosaur baby?
ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)♡ love, love, love this line
Oh……
Spring Fragrance, Autumn Chrysanthemum… 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t. Thin fire is so extra😂