Surprise! The Supposed Talent Show Was Actually–?!Ch89.1 - End Of An Era

translator: xiin
editors: apricot & juurensha

Light shone through the dead reed and wooden branches of the warm campfire, and the stones in the fire hole crackled from the heat. 5rc4I3

By the constantly flickering source of light, Wu Jin flipped over the small line of words on the exchanger as his three teammates looked on.

 

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Evolution Point: 1 point.

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“The Red Queen hypothesis––in any given ecological environment, all species are competitors in the evolutionary game.”

“Before entering the arena, I guessed that the ‘competitors’ would be the Pelycosaur, the Anteosaurus, and even dinosaurs that haven’t yet shown up in the arena. They would be species that evolved in the present environment, who chose an evolutionary direction that creates evolutionary advantages, and come out on top by outdoing their opponents and pushing them out of their ecological niches.”

 

“This model is limited and compressed.” Wu Jin turned the cube around in his hands, his slender fingers with slight gun calluses stroking lightly over each side, “The Red Queen hypothesis is the main rule of the game, and each player represents a population. The small probability of functional mutation is based on the Evolution Point points, and the way to develop the species is––through using the Evolution Points to specialize certain points of the evolution tree.”

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Ming Yao and Sora figured it out first and looked at the exchanger simultaneously.

Ming Yao: “Based on the meaning of these supplies… You’re saying that the competitors in the Red Queen game––also includes the contestants?”

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Wu Jin nodded and brushed over the exchanger’s virtual projection.

The light was projected out into the center of the group, mingling with the flames from the bonfire. Wu Jin stood up, causing half of his body to be covered in bright light, while the other half was immersed in the cold and humid Permian period night.

“The way the fourth elimination match gives supplies isn’t the same as before, because the rules of the Red Queen game needs to include the players. The only difference between the contestants and a natural species is that the evolution of a natural species changes over time, while the evolution of the contestant comes from the program’s supplies.”

“And the conditions for winning are the same––to win, we have to choose the right evolutionary direction.” 5p3b1Y

 

“There’s only one evolutionary tree. Snatch up Evolution Points before each small segment of time, then allocate points towards different branches––each corresponding to a species evolving into different advantages to cope with the environment’s natural selection and confrontation between species.”

 

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“There are several exchange categories.”

“Respiratory equipment, which can be used to exchange for highly adaptable and high pressure resistant respiratory systems that are similar to the evolutionary direction of the birds during the Mesozoic Jurassic. A bird’s dual respiratory system ensures that two gas exchanges take place during the same breath, thus allowing them to draw a lot of oxygen from the air while they’re in flight.”

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Wu Jin continued his analysis, “The armor category corresponds to biological armor.” 2d0HZ1

Lin Ke’s brain flashed, and he raised his hand without thinking, “The Stegosaur! I know this!”

 

Wu Jin nodded, “The direction for biological armor evolution and the Stegosaur is similar. The Stegosaur resists predator attacks through its back plates, tail spines, and highly tough epidermis.”

“The weapon category corresponds to a predatory direction.” ktG2Oh

“The speed category, mechanism category, diagram category…”

 

Wu Jin’s voice was light, but it was stable and clear.

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The fire gradually weakened, and Ming Yao volunteered to watch over it. It was the middle of the night, and two of their teammates fell asleep, leaving Wu Jin and Ming Yao on duty. qGo30I

 

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Wu Jin agreed.

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The two of them took advantage of the time when they were free to discuss the extinction that occurred at the end of the Permian period.

Every contestant was allowed to bring small miscellaneous objects with them when they entered the field, like Thin Fire’s eyeliner. Wu Jin had chosen to bring the most basic pen and paper, and two hours later, the drafting paper was covered in speculations.

At the center was a simple evolutionary tree, and the species that existed before and after the Permian period were all classified in groups––

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Ming Yao tossed his pen down with a clatter and let out a long sigh of relief.

Wu Jin rubbed at his arms, but he looked a lot more relaxed than before.

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One branch of the evolutionary tree had been drawn over several times with the pen. atNXSl

Their speculations were finally settled.

 

“Let’s bet on it?” Wu Jin opened his mouth.

Ming Yao nodded fiercely. HA3GBm

 

Unlike Wu Jin who’d dozed off for a while, Ming Yao really hadn’t slept all night, but he still looked very excited. He lay spreadeagled on the ground and placed the draft over his head. He was very emotional, and his eyes were reverent, “400 million years. How small was the evolutionary probability of us being at the genetic peak…”

Wu Jin nodded repeatedly, and his eyes also showed reverence, “Primates, hominids, Homo sapiens. It really wasn’t easy––”

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Ming Yao finished his words “…so that our captain, who is the pinnacle of the best genes could be evolved!”

Wu Jin choked, “……”

 

Ming Yao peeled the draft paper off his face, revealing an expression full of excitement. Based on his expression, it seemed that he was about to pull Wu Jin into his pyramid scheme at any minute, “Our team captain is very powerful. He’s invincible and able to keep enemies at bay at 2000 meters! His five senses are acute too. When I go to sleep and turn over lightly, the captain will––” VjLDKT

Wu Jin suddenly interjected, “You guys from Jingyi are really like the rumors, you even sleep together in order to cultivate tacit understanding…”

 

Ming Yao retorted immediately, “How could that be! I’m talking about childhood, childhood! I was still young when I first entered the team, and the captain helped me sleep like a baby––Ah, don’t talk about how many little darlings want to sleep with our captain. In the middle of the night, I picked up a small pillow and rushed over. The captain didn’t even lock his door, so I secretly bought a lock online and locked it! Nobody but me could even think about getting in!”

Wu Jin was struck speechless and looked wide-eyed at this in-service contestant and retired darling. 2HdnrG

 

Ming Yao finished speaking, then touched his head with a little embarrassment, “Now that we’re talking about it, I want to revisit that time with the captain… Say, do you think there’s any way to climb into his bed again? Hey, don’t misunderstand, our captain is a straight man! The type who has a girlfriend! The type he plans to marry after he wins back the championship!”

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The words ‘straight man’ were only spoken casually by Ming Yao, but Wu Jin’s soft curls suddenly rose up nervously like they’d been cued. He only recovered quietly after seeing that nothing followed after.

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However, Ming Yao just wouldn’t let this phrase go. “I learned from the captain, so I’m also a straight man! However, it’s quite fun to form a CP with him.” Ming Yao took advantage of the camera position adjustments at night and was behaving freely as he looked affectionately at Wu Jin, “Of course, Little Witch, you can’t experience it. There’s a fundamental difference between our Jingyi CP and the soulless Scarf CP––”

Wu Jin finally couldn’t help but say, “There’s soul! In fact, I’m also very happy with the CP…”

 

Ming Yao was amused. He raised up a finger and shook it, “I admire the captain very much. Do you and Contestant Wei have that?!” XB4jWR

Wu Jin didn’t even think twice, “Yes!”

 

Ming Yao: “The captain is particularly protective of me. Does Contestant Wei treat you like that?!”

Wu Jin answered instantly, “Yes!” 2XCs5E

 

Ming Yao hadn’t expected that Wu Jin would be a hidden troll, so he used his ultimate move, “If I suddenly became a girl––ah, of course if I was a girl, I wouldn’t have my current face, I think I might have a secret crush on our captain! A secret crush! Would you do that?!”

Wu Jin: “…Yes.”

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Ming Yao obviously didn’t believe him. He shrugged at this elite troll Wu Jin to show that he couldn’t beat him, then went back to add wood to the fire.

Of course, Wu Jin couldn’t show him his secret crush on the spot, so he stuffed the draft into his backpack and kept watch.

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The night wind was cool during the Permian period, but it wasn’t at the level where it pierced through to the bone due to the warm surface temperature. The fern forest hadn’t yet evolved to have the woody fragrance of millions of years later and instead carried a sweet smell of moisture. There was a bright river of stars in the night sky above them, as well as the two distant crescent moons.

Wu Jin was wrapped up in the parachute cloth, sitting with his back to Ming Yao. His mind was filled with the scene of Wei Shi fighting the Anteosaurus.

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It was like a person secretly watching cartoon replays. When it was over, he looked up happily, his lips curving up beneath the star-speckled skies before flattening again, then curving back up. His pupils were clear and reflected the light from a passing meteor. 2vXJMq

He was just missing a guitar.

 

Wu Jin had already begun to lose control over his desire to compose music!

Accompanying elder brother to watch the meteor shower on this planet~ WIth little Pterosaurs flying around us~ JBYLNp

 

Wu Jin stilled.

He suddenly stood up and called out to Ming Yao, his expression changing sharply, “Meteor shower, it’s a meteor shower!”

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The sky was getting light as the team of four once again got ready, but the atmosphere was much more solemn than it had been last night.

Wu Jin briefly talked about the meteor shower anomaly as well as his speculations with Ming Yao. Lin Ke agreed unconditionally, and Sora also nodded after thinking for a brief moment.

 

Before leaving, Ming Yao took time to snatch half an hour’s worth of sleep while Sora helped Wu Jin perform a final check, “There are two branches under the breathing equipment category. A provides 30 minutes of unburdened high concentration oxygen supply, and B provides 24 hours of normal concentration oxygen supply, with a minimum of 12% oxygen extraction. All of the above can be redeemed at a 1:1 Evolution Point ratio.” OplWTy

“Additionally, one Evolution Point can be exchanged for two basic breathing devices––but the requirements for it to function is that the oxygen content in the surroundings must exceed 21%.”

 

“If we exchange for 4 B-class and 4 basic breathing devices, there will still be one last Evolution Point left.” After Sora reviewed it, he added, “We can leave one for emergencies, or trade it for one A-class equipment to prevent suffocation.”

At this time, Lin Ke returned with two lizards that he’d caught. He looked at Wu Jin and Sora, “What do you mean? What A-class, B-class? What breathing device?” 81lU2t

 

Ming Yao, who’d been taking a nap, woke up and stretched out a hand to try and lift up Lin Ke’s coat, “Hey, didn’t I stomp on your waist yesterday? Isn’t it bruised? The blow was pretty heavy.”

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Lin Ke hurriedly covered up his waist, “Brother, please don’t! The cameras are watching––”

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In the bright morning light, the newly arranged cameras revolved around the four of them.

Wu Jin yawned and raised up his head sleepily, only to be caught by surprise as he ended up staring directly at the camera in front of him.

 

His dazed amber pupils carried a touch of moisture. ckDHTl

Wu Jin suddenly reacted and smiled to show his small white teeth. He turned the camera around and pushed it towards his teammates.

 

The night was over.

The fern forest was changing again. The lush vegetation was even more abundant after last night’s rainstorm, and they couldn’t see the top of the forest at a glance. As for the vertebrates––the Pelycosaurs that had originally been roaming in front of their cave had disappeared. wAdKBH

 

Wu Jin and his teammates exchanged silent glances.

The Pelycosaurs had gone extinct.

The timeline had moved forward again. dl6EpM

 

The team trekked back to the valley. The Moschops that had become the prey of the Anteosaurus last evening was still lying there by the water, and a small, primitive crocodile was currently picking the meat from its body.

“Crocodile-shaped, Archosauriformes, scavenger.” Wu Jin explained, “It’s one of the species that survived to the Triassic period.”

Lin Ke thought about it, “Archosauriformes? Why does that sound familiar?” 5ZtSCw

 

Wu Jin smiled, “From the Triassic period to the Jurassic period, there are four familiar species categories. Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, as well as the tenacious crocodiles, and birds.”

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Lin Ke’s mouth dropped open and he shivered after a while. For the first time, he didn’t bring up his favorite dinosaur, “Birds… birds! We can catch an Archaeopteryx and roast it! We can’t always be eating lizards!” The other teammates quickly raised their hands in agreement.

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After half a beat, Lin Ke asked again, “Brother Wu, Brother Ming, what other kinds of animals lived during the Triassic period?”

Ming Yao and Wu Jin had discussed it all night and spoke leisurely, “Lystrosaurus, the sea creature with the least calcified soft tissue, small herbivores like lizards, and snakes. They all have one thing in common…”

 

The four of them searched through the valley but were unable to find a second supplies box. The sky seemed to shake again at noon, and it was as though something had whistled past the atmosphere. The team that was planning to track down the Moschops herd all stilled for a moment. joSsIq

“It’s going to be soon.” Ming Yao whispered, “The meteorite will hit the planet…”

“Meteorite impact, mass extinction.”

 

Making use of yesterday’s experience, the team was soon able to find the herbivorous behemoths’ footprints. Card4e

A large herd of Moschops were trudging across the river, and a small group of carnivorous Dinocephalia lurked nearby. There were also three teams present, including Wu Jin’s team of four––

There were small supply boxes in the shallows.

Translator's Note

Archosauriformes – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archosauriformes

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16 comments

  1. Thank you for the chapter! And as always I’ll wait for the round to be explained by Lil Witch…

  2. Mind-blown by the author’s creativity and ideas every time A

    Thanks for the chapter!

  3. This novel seriously makes me marvel at the author’s huge thought capacity. If Little Witch is so smart, have you thought about how smart his creator actually is? The plot is beautifully written and always keeps me hooked, and instead of going downwards, the idealogies of each round is just getting more and more intriguing. Not to mention the way the author manages to incorporate the cute moments and sneaky undertones of romance and mystery that got us all hooked. Love this novel!!! (Heart heart) (´▽`)/

  4. Wu Jin reminds me of Agares Picero from Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun! O(≧∇≦)O Soooo cuuuute..

  5. It must be so cool to see all this in action. The thought of not only seeing an Archaeopteryx, but also trying to roast it for dinner… I’m amazed and horrified 🤣

    Thanks for the chapter ❤

  6. My head hurts and tongue with all this prehistoric creature’s names. 🤣 kudos to the author’s creativity and research🤧🤗