The Scum Shou's Survival GuideChapter 101.1

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By the time Ye Ming woke up, he was still a little hungover and his head was throbbing in pain. He moved slightly and found that he was in a man’s arms. He quivered and was immediately wide awake. He was sore all over, as if he’d been steamrolled. It reminded him of what happened yesterday night. Although…it was a scattered and vague memory, he was very certain that…

He did it with Lu Xiuwen! ljhbiv

Ye Ming immediately sat upright and the pain caused him to draw back the corner of his mouth. His face was flushed and he looked at the man beside him with whom he had mutually opened up. He shifted his body shyly and he was embarrassed. He wanted to escape discreetly. Suddenly, a powerful arm extended from the side and seized him. He was once again pulled into that powerful and scalding embrace, wiping out his sprouting idea of escaping.

“U-uncle…” Ye Ming stammered. He didn’t even dare to look into Lu Xiuwen’s eyes.

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Lu Xiuwen stared at Ye Ming’s panicked expression. He couldn’t hold back the faint smile at the corner of his lips. He lowered his head and leaned close to him, whispering beside his ear, “What’s wrong?”

Ye Ming bit his lips, not knowing what to say. M SNkh

Lu Xiuwen’s eyes were filled with tenderness. He gently hugged Ye Ming and said in a gentle and deep voice, “Do you feel unwell?”

Ye Ming was indeed a little uncomfortable now. But what was worse was that when he recalled the choppy memories from last night, he didn’t feel that it was scary but instead…instead, it was a wonderful feeling that he had never imagined. He also recalled his expression after he stopped holding back…Ye Ming’s face suddenly became redder. He was unable to face Lu Xiuwen and said, “I’m going to go to school.”

Lu Xiuwen couldn’t help but sigh. He touched his hair affectionately and said, “I’ve already requested an absence for you. Today you’ll stay at home to rest.”

Ye Ming felt that his legs were still weak and his back was still sore. But taking a day off because they’d made love until he couldn’t get off the bed was simply too embarrassing!

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Lu Xiuwen had been worried about hurting Ye Ming yesterday and he was already very careful. But in the end, he was unable to control himself and he still did it a little longer. He couldn’t bear to let Ye Ming rush to school in such a condition. But with Ye Ming being thin-skinned, he would definitely be unwilling to cut classes for this reason, so it would be better if he decided on this sort of thing for him.

Lu Xiuwen pressed Ye Ming on the bed. He then stood up and said, “I’ll prepare breakfast for you.”

Ye Ming was indeed very exhausted and did not want to go to school. Since Lu Xiuwen had already said this, he eventually did not persist…furthermore, nobody would tell him off anyway for not going to school. He continued to nest in the bed like an ostrich. But he felt a little guilty and uneasy for letting himself be undisciplined.

Lu Xiuwen picked up his shirt and put it on in front of Ye Ming. He had a good build with broad shoulders and a narrow waist. Usually, he looked a little slim when he was wearing a shirt, but in fact, his muscles were buff and powerful. He was very strong…Ye Ming flushed with excitement and decided he would rather shut his eyes, pretending to be asleep. iRdcBx

Lu Xiuwen gazed at Ye Ming and let out a delighted smile. He turned around and went out.

Ye Ming lay there and very quickly, he picked up the blanket and pulled it over his head. He was trembling from excitement and he simply felt like shedding emotional tears.

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[Ye Ming: This world had really put my willpower to the test. It taught me how to sit still and not be confused. I almost became Liu Xiahui. It was really not easy getting to this step.] (T/N: Liu Xiahui was an ancient Chinese politician. He was a man of eminent virtue and is said on one occasion to have held a lady in his lap without the slightest imputation on his moral character. When he died, his wife insisted on pronouncing a funeral oration over his body, urging that none knew his great merits so well as her.)

[Ye Ming: Uncle is really impressive. I really did not misjudge him!] CZYcs5

[Ye Ming: And he even helped me to apply for a leave of absence, knowing that I don’t want to go to school. I am really unable to return this favor. QAQ]

[Ye Ming:…]

[Ye Ming: Bro? Bro? Are you there? Bro, are you listening?]

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[Ye Ming:…]

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Lu Xiuwen smiled as he looked at him. Seeing that Ye Ming was really embarrassed, he did not force him. He placed the bowl in Ye Ming’s hands and said, “Careful, it’s hot.” YUTCa

Ye Ming was indeed a little hungry and so he began eating very quickly. Even though Lu Xiuwen kept reminding him, he still ate quickly. After all, it wasn’t even that hot.

Lu Xiuwen was sitting beside him, watching. When he saw that Ye Ming was finished eating, he put the bowl outside and walked toward Ye Ming. He lifted the blanket and carried Ye Ming out.

Ye Ming was still naked. He was panicked by Lu Xiuwen’s action. Is Uncle Lu thinking of doing something again? He shifted his body in unease.

Lu Xiuwen made Ye Ming lie on his stomach on the bed. He helplessly smiled and said, “Don’t move. I’m just putting some ointment on you.” k4ltvV

In the end, it was still a little injured, but it was not severe. However, Lu Xiuwen was very attentive. Furthermore, he didn’t want it to affect their happy life later on. So, he took some extra precautions.

The moment Ye Ming heard him, he stopped moving and buried his head in the bedsheet, extremely embarrassed.

Sure enough, Lu Xiuwen did not do anything else. The following days, he stayed home with Ye Ming and even worked from home. In terms of taking care of Ye Ming, he never sought help from others but attended to him personally.

Ever since that day, Ye Ming never left Lu Xiuwen’s bedroom. Basically, Lu Xiuwen never gave him any chance to mention returning to his own room and Ye Ming couldn’t find a suitable opportunity to. Thus, he stayed in his room. MJZKH4

Two more days passed and Ye Ming felt that he couldn’t be any better. He was embarrassed about being absent from school continuously. Eventually, he told Lu Xiuwen, “Uncle, I’m going back to school tomorrow.”

Lu Xiuwen smiled tenderly without any intention of stopping him. “Alright, I’ll send you to school tomorrow.”

Ye Ming let out a sigh of relief. Although Uncle Lu was very considerate, he was still very nervous about being with him twenty-four hours a day. It was still better to be at school!

Who would have thought that as soon as Lu Xiuwen finished speaking, he pulled Ye Ming into his arms and held a smile at the corner of his lips. “It looks like your body has recovered, right?” XmE4jx

Ye Ming’s eyes met with Lu Xiuwen’s deep gaze. He vaguely knew what he meant and he blushed.

Lu Xiuwen pinched Ye Ming’s chin as lowered his head and kissed him before taking off his shirt.

Ye Ming’s head was spinning from his kisses. He mumbled, “Uncle…”

Lu Xiuwen paused and his voice was a little hoarse. “Call my name.” YzMq0g

Ye Ming was stunned. He…had never called Lu Xiuwen by name before. He found it hard to open his mouth. But Lu Xiuwen fixed his stare on him, waiting for him patiently.

Ye Ming pursed his lips and finally let out a very soft and weak sound, “Xiuwen…”

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The moment these two words came out from his mouth, it was as if their relationship finally changed entirely, and it was also as if they had broken a certain taboo. It made him shiver from the bottom of his heart and even the air smelled different.

Lu Xiuwen smiled. But his expression was extremely dark and it carried a deep sentiment and lust. He pressed Ye Ming hard onto the bed. E8jwfX

From now on, this person was his. His body and soul belonged to him.

He finally had him.

[Ding. Lu Xiuwen’s blackening value -10, current blackening value 35]

The next day, Ye Ming was still unable to go to school. But this time, he got more used to it. Moreover, Lu Xiuwen was still restraining himself, so it wasn’t too bad. He finally went back to school on the third day. RZfuTm

Since they started doing it, Lu Xiuwen wanted him every night.

Ye Ming was a little scared in the beginning. He felt that Lu Xiuwen was too big. But everytime after they started doing it, he experienced a lot of pleasure. After experiencing Lu Xiuwen’s techniques and teasing, Ye Ming was completely captivated.

Lu Xiuwen had a lot of different tricks, but he was very considerate. He really cared for Ye Ming’s feelings. He helped him to clean up every time after they did it.

Ye Ming felt that Lu Xiuwen was the most considerate person in the world. He was the most important person in his life…He really loved him. And so he slowly became more open and was no longer as shy as he was in the very beginning. In fact, he liked getting along with Lu Xiuwen now. VZd9G

He liked the things that lovers did.

He stayed in Lu Xiuwen’s room and never mentioned returning to his own room anymore.

Although Lu Xiuwen had been treating him very well without anything to pick on, he felt that one day he would need to leave this house and leave Lu Xiuwen. It made him feel uneasy. But now…he suddenly realized that he would never need to leave anymore. The best part was not leaving the person that he cared about the most, and he became the owner of this house.

In another way, he could be with the person that he loved forever. XIwQzH

This sort of happiness left Ye Ming with no hesitation. Instead, he made a firm decision that he wanted to love Lu Xiuwen with all his heart and to be with him.

Perhaps the only challenge would be that he was still a little scared of how others would judge him. He was unwilling to let others know that his relationship with Uncle Lu had become this way. Not only was he with a man, he was with a man who had raised him…

This had always made him feel ashamed.

Today, Ye Ming was having lunch with Zhang Hongzhi at the cafeteria. Zhang Hongzhi, who sat across him, suddenly widened his eyes and said nervously, “Master Gu, Master Gu, Lu Xiuwen is here looking for you.” czEtC7

Translated by Ch1yo

Edited by beansprout

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9 comments

  1. I honestly love and hate the ML. I love that he’s being considerate, but hate that he’s slowly ‘corrupting’ the ‘poor,’ ‘innocent,’ ‘fluff’ ball.

  2. Uncle Lu, you’re so stingy with your points! You got your rabbit and eaten him clean yet you still have Blackening points!?

  3. This arc’s ML is so toxic… If YM was not YM, I would’ve wanted to kill him. He’s worse than the abusive guys from before. He gives me goosebumps. I’m really looking forward to the abuse now.