“No way…… No way…… that would be impossible…… Hahaha…… How can that be possible!”
Nie Chuan’s head hurt.
He was still holding beautiful expectations in his heart, the new roommate definitely wasn’t the person he was imagining!
“Hey, what are you doing with my aftershave?”
An icy voice sounded and was like a basin of cold water poured on Nie Chuan’s body, causing the hairs on his back to stand on end.
With a stiff neck, he turned around and the first thing he saw was the other’s long legs wrapped in casual jeans.
Looking further up, that light gray sweater was also extremely familiar.
And those icy blue eyes, the outlines were very beautiful but they only made people look at them from afar and not dare have any fantasies……
“Reece…… You? Why are you in my dorm?”
Reece’s fingers were raised, and there hung a bunch of keys as well as a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Nie Chuan suddenly thought of the story of Reece’s first love that got modified into all kinds of versions……
“What do you think?”
“You…… you’re not living in your student apartment anymore?” Nie Chuan’s tongue almost knotted.
Why is his new roommate Reece? Why! Why!
Ah, calm down, Nie Chuan, it may not necessarily be Reece! Maybe…… maybe Reece came to help someone move their luggage?
The question is, how could Reece help someone move their luggage ah……
Nie Chuan’s heart almost broke into pieces.
“No, because Zhou Bin especially came to pay me a visit to entrust you to me,” Reece replied.
“Ha? Zhou Bin…… what do you mean take care of me?”
Nie Chuan resisted the urge to dig his ears out. He was wondering whether he ate something bad today? Such as hallucinogens……
“I’ll wake you up in the morning, remind you to brush your teeth at night, and look at your schedule for you to make sure you don’t take your principles of communications’ notes to advanced mathematics. And when you lie in bed motionlessly after confessing to the wrong person, I will definitely be very tolerant of you and bring back food less you starve to death.”
Reece was expressionless but Nie Chuan still exploded.
“What?! Zhou Bin that bastard actually told you all this!”
Zhou Bin! You traitor!
Our friendship is over!
Reece didn’t say anything else, he merely looked at Nie Chuan, his eyebrows seemed on the verge of rising again.
“What? You’re still not willing to have me as your roommate?”
No kidding! Who’d be willing? Who’d be willing ma? Don’t joke around!
You’re just like the quick-freeze layer of the refrigerator with added high-voltage wires!
“Haha, how could I possibly!” Nie Chuan put Reece’s aftershave back in its original spot with the logo facing outward, exactly the same as before.
“What do you mean by that? Is it how could you possibly be willing to have me as your roommate or how could you possibly not be willing to have me as your roommate?” The corners of Reece’s lips rose, carrying a hint of teasing.
“Of course it’s how could I possibly not be willing to be your roommate!”
My god, how could this sentence be such a tongue twister! My tongue is about to fall off!
Nie Chuan could already imagine his future life……
“Is that so? Then why do you have such a forced smile?” Reece asked.
“I don’t! I’ve always smiled like this!”
“Oh, you mean you always smile this ugly?”
We’re sorry for MTLers or people who like using reading mode, but our translations keep getting stolen by aggregators so we’re going to bring back the copy protection. If you need to MTL please retype the gibberish parts.
“……”
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This has practically become a grade schooler and a teacher living together la!
Reece was hanging his coat in the wardrobe but even the sound of him opening the wardrobe seemed to magnify in Nie Chuan’s ears and cut into his heart.
Even though this wasn’t the first time Nie chuan and Reece lived together, the last time they were in New York they seemed…… to have gotten along quite well……
But as soon as he thought about how he would have to see Reece in the evenings at least five days out of the week, Nie Chuan felt that the world really wasn’t beautiful anymore!
Zhou Bin, why did you have to go find Reece!
Do you want me to get clinical depression!
“By the way, I’m curious, besides Celine, which other failed crushes have you had?” Reece turned around and leaned against the wardrobe.
Nie Chuan’s heart sputtered as he choked on his saliva.
“This…… I can’t bear looking back at that past, it’s better not to mention them again! Haha…… haha……” Nie Chuan laughed.
“But if you don’t tell me where you failed, how can I remind you not to put your feelings on a person that you shouldn’t?”
Reece’s words seemed to turn feelings into a mathematical logic problem.
And this kind of attitude that he couldn’t make mistakes, only Nie Chuan could make mistakes made Nie Chuan very unhappy.
“Failing in love three hundred and sixty-five times are also life experiences. I don’t want to correct my failures at all!”
Nie Chuan angrily opened his laptop and began playing games.
Probably due to stifling his anger, Nie Chuan would play and it would be game over in less than ten minutes every time.
Nie Chuan thought Reece would say something, but he was unexpectedly quiet.
“The swelling on your face has gone down.”
I don’t want to talk to you.
“But you were quite cute when you were swollen.”
Motherf*cker! I don’t want to talk to you even more now!
Reece also seemed to be indifferent about whether Nie Chuan talked to him or not. He leaned against the headboard, set up his own computer table on the bed, and began working on his laptop.
It was as if the topic about failing in love had never happened.
But for Nie Chuan, the atmosphere was awkward.
Maybe it was because he drank a big bowl of soup before heading back to school, he felt an increasingly urgent need to pee the longer he sat.
He paused the game and went into the restroom. But just as he started to let it out, he heard the door open.
As soon as he looked back, he saw Reece standing there.
“Hey—— I’m using the bathroom!” Nie Chuan cried.
In his excitement, he had turned sideways and all the urine got released outside the toilet.
“Don’t you lock the door when you use the bathroom?” Reece asked coldly.
Nie Chuan hurriedly lifted his trousers and pulled the zipper up. But because he was too anxious, the zipper rubbed against his little brother and the burst of scorching pain made him cry out in fear.
“F*ck——” Nie Chuan doubled over and covered his down below, his face flushed.
“Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Nie Chuan waved his hand at Reece, hinting that it was none of his business. The farther away he went, the better!
“Let me see.”
“No need! Go away ah! I’ll be fine in a minute!” Nie Chuan was about to go crazy!
For it to become like this after being roommates with Reece for a few hours, how ominous ah!
Even the heavens are hinting that he’ll be having a hard time in the future!
“If you weren’t so jumpy how would you have hurt yourself? First it was a bruise to your face, now it’s down there. Are you making me worry about you on purpose?”
“As if! How could that be!”
Every time I get hurt, it’s always because of you!
Reece had already arrived in front of Nie Chuan. He pried open Nie Chuan’s fingers and was about to pull his zipper down.
“No!”
Nie Chuan was scared that his little brother would get rubbed by the zipper again if Reece used force. Let him live!
“You will feel pain because the skin is broken, not because it’s still caught in the zipper.”
Reece put the toilet lid down to let Nie Chuan sit down first. Nie Chuan didn’t dare use force, but Reece pinched him on the waist and Nie Chuan quickly sat down.
“If you don’t open it to see how the wound is then you might not be able to use it again in the future.”
Reece never exaggerated his words which made Nie Chuan thunderstruck.
“Then quickly help me look…… at what’s going on…… it’s killing me!”
“Move your hand.”
Nie Chuan reluctantly moved his hands aside while Reece squatted in front of him. When his fingers touched Nie Chuan’s zipper, Nie Chuan turned his face away.
“What are you shy about? It’s so small, there’s nothing to see,” Reece said coolly.
Nie Chuan wanted to get angry but when he thought of Reece’s monster, his really…… wasn’t much to look at.
His pants were pulled open and Reece didn’t say anything for a long time.
Nie Chuan couldn’t help lowering his head and only saw the top of Reece’s.
“What are you getting so close for ah!”
“How can I see clearly if I don’t come closer?” Reece asked back.
Nie Chuan was speechless.
“Weren’t you peeing just now? Did you wipe it clean?”
As soon as Reece spoke, his breath seemed to blow across the wound. Nie Chuan’s entire body tensed.
“You……you came in so suddenly, how would I have the time to wipe!”
And why did he need to wipe! Just shake it!
“It’s just a little red, it’s not that serious.”
“Oh……” Nie Chuan breathed a long sigh of relief.
“I’ll get the first-aid kit. If you don’t keep it clean then the wound might get inflamed.”
It can still get inflamed? Nie Chuan became inexplicably nervous again.
Reece returned to the bathroom with the first-aid kit and disinfected the wound with hydrogen peroxide. His action of using tweezers and a cotton ball to gently wipe the wound made Nie Chuan feel as though the person before him wasn’t Reece. He then took the spray and shook it. It was a simple act but it was very handsome.
With the cool spray on the wound, the scorching pain immediately lessened.
“It’s better to stick a band aid on it. You’re so dumb, what are we going to do if you get it caught again?”
Nie Chuan nodded vigorously, “Stick it, stick it!”
Completely ignoring Reece’s “You’re so dumb.”
But when Nie Chuan saw the band aid that Reece took out, he was stunned. “Why is it Spiderman!”
“You got a problem with Spiderman?” Reece asked.
“……No …… no problem……” Nie Chuan looked at the first-aid kit out of the corner of his eyes. There really weren’t any other band-aids in there.
But, to stick a band aid with a Spiderman print in that area…… was really too shameful and py ah! (tn: py might be slang for gay, not sure)
Reece had already torn open the band-aid seal. It had such a handsome and unrestrained atmosphere that Nie Chuan suddenly felt as if what he was opening wasn’t a band-aid, but a chocolate-flavored condom from the shoe box under his bed ah!
F*ck—— a what and what ah!
When Reece pressed the band aid down, Nie Chuan felt that the other’s finger seemed to have rested on top of his little brother for a moment, only in this way were both ends of the bandage firmly stuck on.
The touch was just a split second but in that moment, everything seemed to still. Nie Chuan’s heart felt as if it was being clutched in the other’s hand, not allowed to beat.
“With Spiderman guarding your little brother, he should be able to grow up safely and healthily ba.”
Nie Chuan’s face instantly reddened again.
But he knew it hadn’t been an illusion, Reece had smiled.
For his embarrassing incident to be able to make an aloof male god like Reece smile, perhaps it could also be considered meaningful?
“What are you sitting on the toilet for? Waiting for it to flip itself?” Reece raised his chin.
Nie Chuan quickly got up.
Only when he returned to his bed did he recall that he hadn’t cleaned the restroom that he had just sullied yet.
Reece looked like someone who loved cleanliness at a glance, if he goes to the restroom later he will definitely be furious ba!
When he thought of that, Nie Chuan slid off the bed and as soon as he arrived at the entrance of the restroom he saw Reece cleaning the pool he had just left behind……
“I’ll do it! I’ll do it!” Nie Chuan hurried over.
“Forget it. You only used it twice and it’s already all over the place.”
“……”
Could you not think of me like that?
Around ten that night, Nie Chuan was nestled in his blanket and playing on his phone while Reese was leaning against the headboard reading.
Reading before bed seemed to be Reece’s habit. This also sufficiently demonstrated the difference in self-discipline between him and Nie Chuan.
Nie Chuan sent a message to Zhou Bin: Da Bin! You’re killing men! How could you go find Reece to be my roommate!
Zhou Bin: Ah? You’re still not satisfied? Besides Reece, who else can wake you up right on time?
Nie Chuan: I don’t need someone to wake me up on time! Will I even be able to comfortably play online games in the future? Will I be able to lay in bed comfortably while eating chocolate and potato chips? Will I still be able to live a comfortable life?
Zhou Bin’s reply was very long: In order to not let that tuition go to waste, you really need to get up on time. As for games, why don’t you get Reece to play with you? If you team up with Reece and hug his thigh, you should get quite far in the gaming community ba? As for eating chocolate and chips in bed, I’m glad there’s someone who is even more strict about you brushing your teeth before bed than me. If your definition of a “comfortable life” is randomly throwing your socks everywhere, not washing your underwear, not closing the door when you use the restroom, and putting your things in my space then I’m really glad there’s someone that makes you uncomfortable.
Nie Chuan: Let’s break up.
Zhou Bin: If we break up then we break up. Next time you secretly like someone again, don’t come find me if you have the ability.
Nie Chuan: …… If you leave then you leave. Didn’t you say you’d fix the bathroom door?
Zhou Bin: Didn’t Reece fix it? I spoke to him about it ah. Oh, forget it, you can take a good look when Reece is taking a shower.
Nie Chuan: Look at what?
Zhou Bin: Study and research ah—— how beautiful his muscles are, not exaggerated yet powerful not to mention his tall and slender physique.
Nie Chuan: That’s because he was born with a good foundation, as if studying and researching would help ah!
Putting down his phone, Nie Chuan was completely disappointed in Zhou Bin.
Meanwhile, Zhou Bin looked at the phone as he put away all smiles.
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Re: Wait, guys wipe? I thought they just shook their pp like NC said
MadMadamMims: >< they dab off the leftover drips >< but 😳 this chapter! 🤯
wait guys actually wipe ;oThank you for the chapter!
Reese, you know you’re not right. Sneakily eating tofu…😏
This chapter is just (OAO)
And band aid on that ? Isn’t it hurt when you have to strip it off? ⊙﹏⊙
I didn’t think of that oAo yikes…
I wonder who’s going to take off the Spiderman band-aid (✿ ͡` ͜ʖ ͡´)
Reese is so bold! And Nie Chuan really has no idea. Zhou Bin can be president of this CP fan club. I approve. Thanks for the update!
Zhou Bin straight up the best wing man I’ve ever seen, scheming his own bro away with tacit understanding and communication 😂Nie Chuan’s lucky to have a brother like him because he’s denser than rocks lmao. Reese touches his dick and kabedons him naked and eye fucks him 24/7 and he still doesn’t have a clue Reese is in for a touch time lol
This chapter is both very embarrassing and funny. 😂 Reece really is an opportunist—he never fails to grab the opportunity to touch Nie Chuan whenever he gets the chance. Reece didn’t have it easy either—his favourite food is laid in front of him, but he can only eye it, smell it, touch it, but he can’t eat it—he’s going to be having frequent long baths from now on. 🤭😂
I know right, the second-hand embarrassment is real with this one 😂
Our innocent baby is always bejng eaten by a black wolf😆😆😆